Chapter seven hundred and eighty sixth advertising endorsement fee
Seeing everyone's excitement, Wang Gui felt a little funny.
When he was lying on the bed, he had this thought in his heart.
Du He, son, scolded me in public, made me lose face, and then humiliated me in all kinds of ways. What a hatred!
However, a serious illness made Wang Gui want to understand many things.
He stroked his beard and asked with a smile: "You guys are telling me that while I was in bed, Du He threatened me to strangle my two sons to death one by one?"
"Exactly!"
"Master Wang, Du He has a heart that can be punished!"
"It's really inappropriate for Mr. Wang to thank such a tough guy!"
Everyone was more excited than the other.
Wang Gui laughed: "You... are all wrong!"
ah?
wrong?
Just listen to Wang Gui say: "Du He did it on purpose that day. Just imagine that at that time, I was stubborn and had already made up my mind that I would not eat pork even if I died. Not to mention your lords, even His Majesty has come to persuade me several times.
, I have never wavered... It was Du He who used this extreme method. He guessed that what I worried about the most was my two useless sons, so he threatened to deal with my sons. At that time, I endured the humiliation and agreed.
He eats pork. If not, how can I recover! Du He, although there is something abominable, he does have a heart for this matter. I am not a person who takes revenge very much, so I should be grateful to him!"
If you think about it carefully, it seems that this is really the case.
Du He, this bitch, has a lot of ideas.
Just listen to Wang Gui say: "Okay, my lords, please wait for a moment. I will come to thank Du He in person, and then I will chat with you when I come back."
Wang Gui was about to walk out when he saw an official from the Ministry of Personnel walking in from outside the courtyard.
The official held two well-made long boxes in his hands.
"I have met Mr. Wang, Mr. Wang, and just now Du He sent someone to deliver two things, saying that they were to be handed over to Mr. Wang and Mr. Changsun." The official said hurriedly.
Changsun Wuji, who was behind everyone, heard this and quickly stepped forward.
Two boxes.
One belongs to Changsun Wuji and the other belongs to Wang Gui.
Changsun Wuji asked in confusion: "Du He and I have never had any contact. What does he mean by sending this box? Why is it only Mr. Wang and I have it?"
Everyone looked at each other.
The people nearby were also curious and urged Wang Gui and Changsun Wuji to open the box.
Snap.
The box is opened.
At the top is a piece of paper.
There are several big words written on the paper: Advertising endorsement fee.
Both of their boxes are the same.
These few words left everyone puzzled.
advertise?
Endorsement?
What does it mean,
Any word can stump everyone.
"Lord Changsun, do you know what this means?"
"Master Wang, I don't know, do you know?"
"I do not know either!"
You two looked at me and I looked at you, a little confused.
Then, Changsun Wuji opened the paper and found that there were five pieces of money arranged neatly under the box.
No wonder it's so heavy.
In Wang Gui's box, there was one hundred thousand coins.
Du He is giving money?
This time, Monk Zhanger was even more confused.
Changsun Wuji smiled and said: "It's rare that Du He has the heart to think of giving money to me, but I was disrespectful."
Wang Gui also smiled and said: "If that's the case, then I'll accept it too!"
Don't worry about what Du He has in mind, just accept the money.
Although the money is small, it was given by Du He.
Everyone knows the civil and military affairs of the DPRK. It would be extremely difficult to get money from Du He.
Wang Gui was already grateful to Du He in his heart. As a result, his favorable impression of Du He gradually increased. He thought that although Du He liked to fool around and did things too much, he was still a good person.
Just as he was thinking about it, there were sudden rapid footsteps at the door.
An official rushed in and said angrily: "My lords, a big event happened in the county today. Why don't you go and take a look?"
Everyone shook their heads and asked what was going on.
The official said: "I just heard about it. It is said that people in the entire Huxian County went to see it. It is said that Du He built two huge stone monuments. They are very shocking. They are called the Pork Monument."
Pork monument?
Nowadays, the promotion of pork in Hu County is like crazy. I heard that many children who are just learning to speak, the first word they learn is not dad, but pig.
Many ministers thought Du He had gone too far.
Who knew that Du He would actually build a stone monument for pork now?
This is a strange thing that has never been heard of in history.
Du He is crazy!
Changsun Wuji put away the five pieces of money and sighed: "Du He is probably crazy, otherwise why would he build a stone monument for pork? Isn't it necessary to have an inscription about pork engraved on this stone monument?"
"Why not go and take a look!"
This proposal was unanimously approved by everyone.
Even Wang Gui couldn't wait to follow everyone out.
The stone monument was built near the south gate of the former county seat.
When Wang Gui, Changsun Wuji and others arrived, they found that the place was so crowded and crowded that there was no place to stay.
From a distance, I saw two tall stone tablets standing in the middle, more than two feet high, which were very eye-catching.
With great difficulty, everyone squeezed into the crowd and came to the stone monument.
Then I saw several city guards guarding the stone monument, and no one was allowed to get closer than three meters.
In the open space between the two stone tablets, there is another small stone tablet with the inscription: Pork Monument.
In the crowd, an old man shook his head and said: "I have said that this pork is a good thing. Even Zhang Sun Sikong said it is good, so how can I be wrong?"
"My father-in-law, you don't understand this. Changsun Sikong said it is good, but it may not be good. The key point is that this pork can also cure diseases."
"Yes, pork is good!"
"From today on, I will only eat pork!"
people said excitedly.
Changsun Wuji and Wang Gui looked at each other and saw the confusion in each other's eyes.
The two hurriedly rushed to the stone monument and raised their heads to look up.
I saw the stone tablet on the left engraved with: The pork from the Huxian pig farm. When Lord Sikong ate it, he said that the pork was indeed unique!
Changsun Wuji's blood surged and he almost fainted.
He remembered that this sentence was asked by Du He in the canteen of the pig farm that day, and he said it casually.
This piece of shit Du He was actually engraved on the stone tablet.
Now, everyone in the world knows that I praised the pork.
This bastard...
He glanced and saw Wang Gui next to him trembling all over, with large beads of sweat falling down his cheeks.
Changsun Wuji hurriedly looked up and saw the stone tablet on the right: On September 19th, King Situ of the current dynasty suffered from dysentery. He was terminally ill, breathless and in pain. Fortunately, he ate white pork from the Huxian pig farm. The next day
Then dragons and tigers will be born, and they will be full of energy.
It’s over!
Wang Gui felt a chill all over his body, which was worse than having diarrhea.
Now, the whole world knows that not only did I suffer from diarrhea, but I was cured by eating pork.