Eight hundred and eighty-eighth chapter Du He curses
Li Eryi was very calm at first, with a smile on his face.
But after hearing this, his face suddenly turned dark.
King Zhou of Shang!
King You of Zhou!
Qin II!
Liu Adou!
These are all famous mediocre and incompetent people in history.
Li Er is determined to be a wise king and a person who will leave his name for eternity.
"Okay, Wei Qing's family..." Li Er quickly waved his hand to stop him.
Wei Zheng showed no intention of stopping: "Your Majesty, let me finish what I have to say. Your Majesty, Mr. Wang just said it well. Your Majesty has always claimed to love his people as his own sons, but now, your people are still hungry. In the adobe house, you are exposed to the cold and wind, but your Majesty lives in the Taiji Palace, which is spacious and comfortable, has a hot water heater, and is served by palace maids and eunuchs. However, your Majesty is not satisfied, and even uses colored glaze as the doors and windows. Such extravagance is extremely arrogant. Luxury is really not the work of a holy king. Historians should record it truthfully so that future generations can..."
As soon as Wei Zheng, the number one antagonist in the Tang Dynasty, took action, many people were ashamed.
Li Er's face became increasingly gloomy.
"alright……"
"Your Majesty, I haven't finished speaking yet!"
Snapped.
Li Er became angry and slapped the table: "Wei Qing's family, shut up! Let me speak first!"
"Ah... Your Majesty, please..." Wei Zheng was somewhat dissatisfied and said resentfully.
Li Er said hurriedly: "You guys... I haven't even finished talking yet. I haven't spent a penny on the renovation of Tai Chi Palace. My good son-in-law, Du He, worked very hard to renovate it for me!" "
Everyone was dumbfounded.
Not a penny spent?
Was it all paid for by Du He?
Du He... this is so annoying.
You are really willing to spend a lot of money on flattery!
That's it, at least a million dollars.
No wonder he can marry two princesses!
Although everyone scolded Du He in their hearts, they could only envy Du He's actions and could not learn from them at all.
After all, no one would be willing to spend millions of dollars to renovate the Tai Chi Palace for His Majesty.
Everyone in charge of the house was dumbfounded, and Li Er started to murmur again: "Dear gentlemen, Du He has worked hard for me. He knows that I can't see clearly in dimly lit places during this period, so he specially After inventing this glass, what you see is glass, a thing that is better than colored glaze. It can be made into doors, windows, and tables. What I actually care about is not how much money I spend, but the filial piety. Keming, you support me. What a good son!"
Du Ruhui said hurriedly: "Your Majesty, I am ashamed!"
Everyone has discovered that doors and windows made of glass have so many benefits.
The most important thing is transparency, which allows light to completely enter the hall. In the past, in winter, the doors and windows of Tai Chi Hall were closed tightly, but the paper doors and windows blocked the light. The entire hall was extremely dark, and candles were lit in broad daylight.
Now, the inside and outside of the palace are the same.
Of course, the other thing is beauty and luxury. This thing looks even more advanced than colored glaze. It can actually be made into doors and windows. At first glance, it is simply extremely luxurious. It tells others nakedly: I am rich!
Li Xiaogong looked at Li Er with envy and murmured in a low voice: "I also have two daughters, why didn't Du He look down on her in the first place? Alas! Although my daughter is not a princess, she is still a princess after all!"
There is no point in regretting!
Li Er said with a smile: "However, there is one more thing. I heard Du He say that although this colored glaze is higher quality than glass, it is much cheaper. As for my Tai Chi Hall, all the doors and windows were replaced with glass, which cost a lot. It’s only a few tens of thousands.”
Changsun Wuji's eyes lit up and he asked hurriedly: "Your Majesty, do you really only need tens of thousands of strings?"
Li Er nodded: "Du He, that's indeed what you told me!"
Changsun Wuji hurriedly covered his stomach: "Your Majesty, I had a bad stomachache yesterday, so please leave first!"
After that, after getting Li Er's permission, he turned around and walked out.
When he came outside, Li Er called a young eunuch over and asked, "Where is Du He?"
The eunuch replied: "For your information, Lord Changsun, Prince Consort Du and the King of Shu are cooking chickens in the West Neiyuan at the moment."
Make chicken?
What a strange hobby!
He hurried towards the West Neiyuan.
…
Inside the Tai Chi Hall.
Wang Gui said curiously: "Master Changsun has always been in good health, and the food in Sikong Mansion is supervised by special people, how could he eat bad... It's bad, he didn't have a bad stomach at all, he probably went to find Du He.
"
When everyone heard this, they suddenly realized.
Changsun Wuji, the sun-hungry person, actually got the first step?
A young official said: "Your Majesty, I feel cold and unwell. Please allow me to go back and see the doctor!"
An official in his sixties quickly said: "Your Majesty, my wife is about to give birth, I should go first!"
"And I!"
"My legs hurt!"
"My balls hurt!"
Everyone found suitable reasons one after another and reported them to Li Er.
However, Li Er was very calm, waved his hand and said: "It seems that today is not a suitable time to go to court. My dear friends, please call it a day and withdraw from the court!"
"Your Majesty, Holy Might!"
The ministers roared, turned around and rushed out impatiently. After finding out where Du He was, they hurried to the West Neiyuan.
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West Neiyuan.
Lakeside.
"Huhuhu..."
Changsun Wuji trotted all the way and almost collapsed.
I saw him leaning on the trunk of a crooked willow tree, looking up, and saw the figures of Du He and Li Ke in the distance. His expression suddenly became excited, and he quickly took a breath and continued running forward.
He ran behind Du He and Li Ke.
Just listen to Li Ke say: "Teacher's ability to make chicken is really unparalleled in the world!"
Du He held up an old hen in his hand, which was a hen that had not yet been slaughtered: "Your Highness, being a human being and being a chicken are all the same. Look at this hen, its legs are a little bent and its mouth is open.
, stick out his tongue, put it on the table, if there is nothing to lean on, it cannot stand at all, and look at it again, but its chest is still beating up and down, making a whirring sound... This kind of chicken is the best in the world.
Ugly chicken.”
Changsun Wuji stood behind the two of them.
He looked around and found that he was leaning against a pillar, his mouth wide open, his tongue hanging out, his chest rising and falling, and a purring sound coming from his mouth.
Du He, such a stubborn person, actually cursed people?
"Du He... Huhu... I'm not done with you!" Changsun Wuji yelled.
Du He was startled and turned around with the old hen in hand, only to see Changsun Wuji staring at him angrily.
On the side, Li Ke suddenly became happy: "Teacher, look at Master Changsun, he looks like a chicken!"
Du He scolded: "Your Highness, you can't say that. Mr. Changsun is still the Sikong of the dynasty. Even if he is a chicken, he is still a high-level chicken."
"Ah? Why didn't I see where he is?"
As he spoke, Li Ke looked up and down, left and right, looking at Changsun Wuji.
Changsun Wuji almost vomited blood!
If he hadn't asked Du He for help, he would have gone berserk long ago.