Chapter 101 Is it interesting to abuse vegetables?
"The north wind blows... the snow flowers float..."
General Li, who was humming a little tune, was in a good mood, because the gentleman of the Song Dynasty, Li Fei, was a fucking retard.
In the middle of winter, he rushed his troops to attack Biyang City, and he had to repair all the fortifications before attacking, and there were no chariots or cavalry...
Although the snow is too thick, even the chariot is useless, but having a chariot or not having a chariot is a completely different matter.
The Song Allied Forces were so sure that Mr. Li did not dare to fight in the field?!
"Song Bailao, today is the Chinese New Year, and the rent...can't be delayed any longer!"
Shaking his head and mumbling, General Li was holding on to the city wall on the city tower and looking into the distance. When he saw the formation of the Song Allied Forces, Li Jie became happy: "You damn idiot, where does this courage come from?"
The aura of the weak came to my face. It was so cold that many soldiers of the small country actually held a spear in their arms and shivered with their necks curled up.
The number of people was quite large. Li Jie estimated that there were probably twenty or thirty thousand people. They were sparse and continuous, and waves of white air were rising, which made them feel like refugees.
"Shou Li!"
As soon as Shaha saw the opponent's formation, he knew that the opponent was a rookie.
I like it the most.
Who doesn't like to abuse food?
"Don't be impatient. Why are you so anxious? Didn't you see that the coalition forces stopped and didn't leave?"
The reason for not leaving is simple, because behind the Great Wall of Ice and Snow, the archers had already fired a round, and they killed twenty or thirty coalition soldiers with random shots.
These unlucky guys were actually unarmored light infantry with just some linen wrapped around their bodies. They were simply inhumane.
However, due to the overwhelming number of people, the morale of the coalition forces was not dampened by the death of twenty or thirty people. Instead, it aroused the enthusiasm of all parts of the coalition forces. Apparently they saw the target right in front of them and wanted to overwhelm Biyang City in one go.
Then he robbed him a lot, took a hot bath, and hugged his beautiful girl.
It's a beautiful thought, but the generals of the coalition forces are obviously not fools. One look at the Great Wall of Ice and Snow, and you know that Biyang City has been prepared for it.
If an attack is launched, the entire attacking force will be divided into several pieces.
There is only one thing that can be done to force the defenders of Yangcheng: draw a bow and shoot an arrow.
The weather is cold and the bow strings are a bit weak, but the defenders have a good one and plenty of supplies. Besides, it's convenient to keep warm.
If the bowstring shrinks and collapses, it will become bigger if it is rubbed a little and heated.
As it gets bigger when rubbed, it will naturally become more powerful, and it will also gain strength when ejaculated.
The coalition forces were not stupid. While quickly setting up camp, they also separated their positions. An envoy walked with difficulty to the front of Biyang City. Just as he was about to say something to persuade him to surrender, someone from the city tower ordered: "Shoot him to death."
Before the envoy opened his mouth, dozens of arrows flew over, and then the coalition envoy turned into a hedgehog.
Both sides were stunned, but General Li picked up the "big loudspeaker" and shouted loudly from the tower: "Li Jie swears to live and die with Biyang——"
"kill!"
"kill!"
"kill--"
Anyway, no one knows what the envoy is here for. You just want to persuade him to surrender? I, Mr. Li, also said that he came to insult all the defenders of Biyang City.
General Li is the biggest on the tower. Of course, General Li does whatever he says.
The commander-in-chief of the coalition forces was Meng Shi of the Song Dynasty, and Meng Wu, a senior official in the Central Military Commission.
Although this man is not a famous general, he has been in battle for a long time. Song and Zheng were at war with each other, and he had been a general on the northwest front all year round.
This time, Meng Wu repeatedly tried to dissuade Zi Fei from sending troops, but it was in vain.
It is common sense that the Lord cannot raise an army in anger.
But Song Jun did this kind of thing. Not only did he do it, he also chose such a weather season and chose a siege instead of a field battle.
If it were to be a field battle, Meng Wu still wanted to surround and attack Bi Yangguo.
After all, when a small country sends troops, it only counts the number of heads.
It's a pity that he didn't listen to anything he said, he just wanted to fuck Yoko's wife. To put it bluntly, he was angry because he couldn't pursue the goddess, so he just wanted to have fun with her.
Meng Wu had no choice but to bring the coalition forces here, and he had to convince the generals of the coalition countries, which would really give him a lot of benefits.
First, the grain and grass must be distributed in advance, and secondly, the spoils after the capture of Biyang City should be doubled.
After completing their own work, Meng Wu and the coalition forces also quickly set off from Xue State and went straight to Yangcheng.
Meng Wu was just lucky. What if that tough guy from Wu State was a fool and didn't even prepare defenses?
Or maybe this fierce man from the Wu Kingdom is actually mentally retarded?
Besides, why did the mighty man from the Wu Kingdom immediately become intimidated when he saw their numbers?
In short, based on the number of coalition forces, there is no problem in intimidating them.
Besides, Meng Wu also knew that there were a lot of merchants from various countries in Biyang City, and those who did business on weekdays would be very careful once a war broke out.
What if we can cooperate inside and outside?
Unfortunately, when they arrived outside Biyang City, Meng Wu was desperate.
This damn attack is a chicken.
It is not an exaggeration to describe the "Great Wall" of ice and snow as being endless, and it is divided into several sectors. Once you enter, you will be cut, and it will not be able to form a military advantage for the attacking side.
In this case, as long as you don't force Yangcheng to seek death, you can wear down the coalition forces slowly.
Therefore, Meng Wu thought that since he was too tough, he would scare the mighty man of Wu State. After all, he had tens of thousands of troops, so it was not fake. When a normal person saw this tens of thousands of troops, he would be pretty good without being scared to death.
However, when General Li was a foreman, some projects, even in just one area, might have five to six thousand workers busy, as densely packed as worker ants.
When it was time to eat, workers from different areas ate in different canteens...it was so crowded that it was a spectacular sight.
As far as the order in which the workers eat is concerned, they can overwhelm the mob in front of them.
If I had to describe it, in the eyes of General Li, the coalition forces of more than a dozen countries assembled by the Song State were probably like counting heads on the Badaling Great Wall.
It is full of people, but if someone poops in his pants, hundreds of people will suffer. If there is another breeze, the breeze slowly carries the fragrance, thousands of people will have to hold back the feeling of vomiting and squirm on the Great Wall with difficulty.
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But eventually there will be people who can't help but vomit, and then they get out of hand and vomit even more people...
Looking at the exhausted and sloppy crowd on the opposite side, General Li held onto the city wall and sighed with emotion: "How damn could I overestimate these rookies!"
"Shou Li!"
Shah asked for a fight again.
General Li glanced at him, and then said, "Have you brought the 'Thunder Fire'?"
"Bring it!"
"Let the Yidan Camp fire one round first. If the other side attacks the city, blow up a few more."
"yes!"
The promise was made quickly, but Shaha was still dissatisfied and looked at the boss eagerly, "Shou Li, are we not leaving the city?"
"No hurries?!"
He slapped Shaha on the head and said, "Is it so interesting to abuse vegetables?"
Then General Li got into the tower and said to Miss Shang: "Shang Ji, quickly put on my armor! I want to go to war!"
After he came out fully armed, Shaheng was confused when he saw the boss's outfit.
"Shou Li?"
"Is it fun to torture food?"
General Li asked himself, and then showed an elegant and graceful smile, "Of course it's fun to torture vegetables!"