"For God's sake, give me a Beidou navigation system. If you don't give it, just get a surveillance satellite. If you don't give it, let's get a reconnaissance plane. That won't work either? Airships, airships..."
"Why is plum like a fool?"
"..."
It was another summer night where the jade was coiled, and it turned out that the jade was coiled. It was like a snake. It knew how to coil itself, and it was wrapped around Teacher Li.
Then move on your own.
Could it be that Chen Guo really has a snake spirit?
What is the function of Chen Hou to give birth to two daughters?
Seeing that Li Jie didn't say anything, Gui Zhen didn't ask any questions and just went about her business.
After a while, I was out of breath, probably because I was tired, so I lay on Li Jie's chest and rested for a while.
"Uh! I shook. I jumped a little."
After drinking too much saliva, Gui Zhen spoke more and more like County Magistrate Li. She raised her hands and looked down at Li Jie with her beautiful eyebrows slightly furrowed and said with some dissatisfaction, "Li Zi has not been very careful these days.
"
"No, I'm just... forget it."
After entering the sage's time, County Magistrate Li was like a dead dog.
Guizhen, who was lying motionless on one side, opened her big eyes and looked at the sky above her head.
The night is so beautiful.
There are dense stars above the patio, the Milky Way is clearly visible, and there is no light pollution in the world. The changes in many things are really beyond imagination.
"Plum……"
Just as he was about to speak, he heard the man next to him snoring slightly.
"Well……"
Gui Zhen thought about it and decided not to trouble Li Jie, so she started working on it herself.
"Oh, don't make trouble...go to bed early..."
"Li Zi went to sleep."
Then Guizhen continued to stretch out her hand and was about to play when she heard a wailing sound: "Qing'er, you... you take away your magical power and spare me. I was wrong. I was really wrong. I am not a human being. Please let me go."
Me!"
"Who is Qing'er?"
"..."
Is this the point? Is this the point?! Is this the fucking point?!
Xianggong Xu, Xianggong Xu, please help Xianggong Xu! You are the master of snake charming. No, you are the god of snake manipulation. Even the two mountains of Wangwu and Taihang cannot handle you.
"No, no, no, no Qing'er, Zhen'er, Zhen'er can do it." Li Jie is twice as big as Gui Zhen, but now he is too timid.
There was no way, if he didn't give up, he felt like he would die.
There is no problem with the plate jade, but if it is plated with jade, it will be unpleasant.
Half a month ago, County Magistrate Li thought he could not control himself.
Now, half a month later, County Magistrate Li is no longer in control. It's a matter of not being able to hold on. He really can't hold on.
I have to go to work during the day, and the business is much more than that in Biyang Kingdom. Not only do I have to analyze intelligence, but I also have to judge fighter opportunities. In addition, I have to train an additional group of auxiliary soldiers. At the same time, according to the promotion principle, some temporary personnel have to be
A righteous man is promoted from a righteous man to a righteous man.
A promotion requires a salary increase, the salary increase must be visible and tangible, and benefits must keep up.
These are all things that you have to think about and decide on how you plan to collect them. It is a heavy business, even if you have staff to share it, it is still tiring.
Then he also agreed to teach Guizhen postures, various postures, mathematics, Chinese, geography, astronomy... and even a little mention of farming time.
The green snake girl with a strong thirst for knowledge is not only a thirsty for knowledge.
This...this other desire is also very strong.
Could it be that his words came true? Is this Guizhen really a little green snake?
It's so tight, really tight.
But we still can’t get rid of the problem. The first is reluctance to let go, the second is unwillingness to let go, and the third is whether to let go?
Such high-quality Bai Fumei can be easily obtained?
What's more, Gui Zhen didn't say that she would cry, make trouble, or hang herself. She was determined to be a business expert who could help Li Jie.
County Magistrate Li thought to himself that he has been traveling around the world for many years and has seen serious people talking nonsense, but he has never seen serious people who are naturally stupid and quickly deteriorate into natural black.
At first, County Magistrate Li felt very happy. He just discovered that Panyu was coiled and that Jade could handle it on his own. How could he not be excited? This must be exciting.
What a genius!
However, it didn't take long for County Magistrate Li to realize it.
He asked Qing She directly why he was so proactive.
Chen Guoqing, the snake spirit, looked at Li Jie with a strange look for a while, and then said very matter-of-factly: Of course it's because it feels good.
The way of heaven is full of reincarnation, look at who you bypass!
"Gentlemen treat each other as equals. How can Li Zi only care about himself?"
"Is this how you explain the friendship between gentlemen?"
"Didn't Li Zi say that he was sincere at that time..."
"I was wrong, I was really wrong, Xiaoqing, Zhen'er, you... just let me go. I have to work overtime tomorrow, I really have to work overtime."
"But attacking the Cai people?"
"That's right, that's right, it's a crusade against the Cai people. The Cai people are ready to send troops to quell the country. I can't let them go."
"Well……"
Guizhen was hesitant and looked a little embarrassed. After a while, she lay down again, looking at the Milky Way with her big eyes. It was very cool on this high platform. It was really a pleasure to fall asleep on a summer night.
The tent moved slightly and the wind suddenly picked up. Teacher Li breathed a sigh of relief.
"I'm so fucking embarrassed! Damn it, how could there be such a superb thing..."
Thinking about it carefully, County Magistrate Li suddenly felt that his authority had been lost.
“It’s all Cai’s fault!”
Gritting his teeth and cursing Cai Guo, County Magistrate Li thought, if Cai Guoren hadn't caused trouble, would he have been able to work overtime?
If he doesn't work overtime, he will definitely be able to subdue the green snake spirit and make him submissive.
"There are Chu people too!"
Lao Li cursed the Chu people again, thinking that when the time came, he would imitate the old monster and directly conquer the capital of Ying, and see how you would change the capital.
"Plum."
Suddenly, Gui Zhen's voice sounded, and Li Jie's majestic body couldn't help but tremble.
"What...what's the matter?"
"The night is very nice."
"Hmm...not bad, pretty good."
"I...can I hold Li Zi to sleep?"
"no problem."
call……
Heaving a sigh of relief, Li Jie opened his arms and let Gui Zhen lie in his arms.
Guizhen twisted her delicate body and leaned sideways in Li Jie's arms. Guizhen, whose eyes were still open, suddenly smiled happily: "There seemed to be thunder and drums in Li Zi's chest."
"I have a big heart and was born to be an emperor's engine."
"oh."
call……
After just a moment, he felt that the person in his arms was snoring slightly. As if he was finally relieved, Li Jie thrust his head back and stared at the Milky Way with dull eyes: "I don't want the 'Beidou' navigation anymore.
God, can I give you two hundred kilograms of Viagra?"
After saying that, County Magistrate Li's eyes suddenly widened again: "Shit! I want a stupid Viagra. I work too much overtime, so I am too tired. This is a normal physiological phenomenon. After a while, I will be a good man again."
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He was talking to himself, gently stroking Guizhen's back, cursing in his heart: All the Huaishang kingdoms, and Cai Guo, should all die!