"Damn it, why don't you even want to play golf recently?"
Probably because the weather is too hot, Commissioner Li has been a little tired and bored these past two days, and his mood is not high.
Lack of interest, like a local dog that has just been neutered...
"Well……"
Commissioner Li, who was lying in the courtyard with a sun umbrella and his legs crossed, was shaking one of his legs in a poor manner, and the hair on his legs was swaying in the breeze in the hall.
Although it is tiring, it is actually quite pleasant.
"Why do I feel like I'm going on vacation to Port Vila, Vanuatu?"
Thinking of Port Vila, Commissioner Li suddenly straightened up and said, "If the old monster is successfully destroyed, won't I not have to go too far to eat coconut crabs in the future?"
Because of the climate, when Commissioner Li was still the foreman, you had to swim across the Taiwan Strait to eat coconut crabs in China.
Other than that, the only option is to go abroad...to take on a small project.
Foreman Li once went to Vanuatu to work for a big boss in China. It was a seawater desalination project and an international aid project. Foreman Li was mainly responsible for the transportation of materials.
As a result, an old black man was hit and killed on his way back to the construction site after eating coconut crabs. Foreman Li had no choice but to return home in tears. As for the wages... he was in tears. What wages did he want?
Can you still cry when you have money?
Thinking of this, Commissioner Li couldn't help but sigh with emotion. Sure enough, you can't eat randomly when you go out.
It's easy to get into trouble.
"Can this old monster destroy Yue once and for all? I was thinking, Yue Guo is not a rookie." Commissioner Li suddenly remembered that the old monster is making big news now, "If Yue Guo gives in and surrenders, I guess the old monster
The younger brothers must keep shouting until the end."
There is precedent, more than once.
"Then again, the old monster is really nice to his younger brothers."
Rubbing his chin, Commissioner Li sighed again, "It's pretty good to me."
People have to be conscientious, so Commissioner Li has no plans to rebel against the old monster when he is in power. There is no need. When the old monster burps, Commissioner Li is ready to become a grand master or prime minister.
"Someone's coming!"
"yes!"
"Served with pen and ink!"
"yes!"
Wearing short shorts and a vest rolled up over his belly, Commissioner Li held his pen in the air but did not finish it.
With a solemn expression, Li Jie shouted: "Call Cai Ji over."
"yes!"
The personal guard responded and went to inform the palace maid. The palace maid was too busy to inform Cai Ji, who was eating iced sour plum soup.
Since returning home, Cai Ji's mood has obviously improved a lot, and she has become more lively.
Young and beautiful girls are usually heartless. What's the big deal about having your own brother beaten up? After beating him, will your brother get used to it soon?
"Princess, the general has invited you."
"But are there any desserts? The one made from milk the day before yesterday was very popular with me."
The smiling Cai Ji said, holding the cup and taking a sip of the iced sour plum soup, "Ha... appropriate."
Covering her mouth and burping secretly, Cai Ji stood up and asked the maid: "Where is Mr. Li?"
The palace maid led Cai Ji to Li Jie's place. When Cai Ji saw that Li Jie was actually holding a brush in his hand with a solemn look on his face, Cai Ji suddenly felt curious: "Li Jun wrote a poem?"
Li Jie shook his head.
"Writing poetry?"
Li Jie shook his head again.
"Why is that?"
Cai Ji, who became lively, circled around Li Jie and looked at Li Jie with her head tilted across the desk.
"Rong'er, help me write a letter."
"..."
Cai Ji was annoyed by Li Jie calling her "Rong'er" because she was not called "Rong'er".
Even Cai Ji has accepted that Li Jie even calls her "Fu'er", but Li Jie said that you look like "Fu'er" her mother.
Then Commissioner Li said, does the fact that I used to be "Julian Cheung on the construction site" need to be fabricated?
However, Cai Ji was obviously very resistant. After all, there is absolutely no "Brother Jing" who is so prudent in this world...
"Since you are writing a letter, why should I write it for Mr. Li?"
"How many times do you have to say it before you understand? I can't read. Are you sick? Do you think this can produce inner joy and pleasure? Do you think I am a brainless savage?"
"..."
Cai Ji did not speak, but happily took the brush from Li Jie's hand, and then looked at him with a smile: "What does Li Jun want to write?"
"..."
Suddenly Commissioner Li didn't want to talk anymore, and suddenly he had the urge to be a stud dog again.
Sure enough, the relationship between the sexes is an extremely delicate social relationship.
"This is written to King Wu, be serious! Be serious!"
Commissioner Li slapped Cai Ji on a certain part of the hand, and the silk rippled, creating a simple harmonic movement.
With a soft hum, Cai Ji rubbed the sore spot with her left hand, still holding the pen in her right hand, but her oval face was flushed, which looked very pretty.
Princess Cai Guo's eyes could speak, and she stared blankly at Commissioner Li, full of playfulness, teasing, and full of playfulness.
"Just write eight words!"
Commissioner Li rubbed his chin, looking solemnly in Princess Cai Guo's playful eyes, "Including the whole world, including the whole world!"
The playful eyes gradually turned serious, and the serious eyes gradually became shocked.
This rare beast actually has such courage!
"What are you looking at? Write! Don't write the word "Little Bird" in the Chu Kingdom. If you see the characters in the Chu Kingdom, King Wu might go crazy. Write, what are you looking at?! I have acne on my face?! "
"..."
Cai Fu was stunned for a long time, and when she was about to start writing, she suddenly put the brush aside and turned to Li Jie solemnly: "These words are very serious and I cannot accept them. Li Jun, please ask Dr. Cai to write!"
"are you crazy!"
Li Jie was furious. If this girl wasn't quite well-behaved in general, he would have really wanted to whip her hard, punish her, ravage her, and let her improve her memory.
But forget it, there is no need to be as knowledgeable as a little girl.
After all, he has received higher education, was an outstanding graduate of the Textile College, and has basic qualities.
"In this way, you write a few words first, and I will describe them according to what you wrote. That's okay."
"Trace?"
"Copy!"
"Great kindness!"
After saying that, Cai Ji clapped her hands with a smile, turned around happily, picked up the pen, and wrote eight words on the paper. Just when Li Jie wanted to take it, she immediately took the written words in her hand. , and then jumped away from the rabbit.
"Fuck..."
In fact, Commissioner Li's original plan was to fool the little girl and then directly use the calligraphy of Princess Cai Guo.
I never expected that after communicating so much at a negative distance, I would still have such a tacit understanding...
This little public servant of Cai Guo actually knew the dirty thoughts in Mr. Li's heart.
"Um?"
Across the desk, Cai Fu smiled and raised her eyebrows teasingly. She held a corner of the paper with both hands and hung it in front of her chest, letting Li Jie look at it with wide eyes.
"Damn you retarded...forget it, forget it, I'll write it, can't I just write it myself?"
I had the intention to just write eight simplified Chinese characters to get rid of me, but unfortunately my conscience still can't get over it. I always feel that I should respect the old monster who is about to belch.
Holding the brush in hand, Commissioner Li felt that what he was holding in his hand was like a rusty tile knife, which was really difficult to use.
"Oh... let's draw it."
According to the eight characters written by Cai Guoxiaogong, Commissioner Li had a hard time describing them.
The words are just like the person, extremely ugly.
There are only eight words, but it feels like eight hundred earthworms are mating and twisted together, which is extremely crude and absurd.
But when he finally finished writing, Commissioner Li seemed to be relieved and said quickly: "Here comes! I ordered Qi Chuan to send this letter to Wang Jia!"