Occupations are only different in the division of labor, and there is no distinction between high and low.
Of course, when Mayor Li was still Foreman Li, he himself didn’t know whether this statement was true or not, but he believed it anyway.
Shadong is a talent, and Shagua is naturally a talent as well.
Shadong can watch the stars at night, and Shagua can masturbate a donkey at night.
As the captain of the "Crocodile Man" team, Sha Dong is very popular in "Baisha". Some relatively unrestrained little girls, when they see Sha Dong passing by, smile and wave in the reed marsh, shouting "Good luck"
Where are the men going? There is a woman here."
When did a "savage" become a "custard"? If you shouted this in the city of Gusu, you would most likely be whipped hard by the nobles.
But in the wild, what you need in field battles is to be "comfortable and comfortable"...
Take your time, take your time, don't panic, don't panic.
Next, it was "I don't feel like I'm a coquettish girl." The little girl pretended to shout, "Oh, Brother Jie, why don't you want to be purple?", and then her "娨", which is the apron, swayed, swayed, and swayed.
The "savages" know how to play!
When Mayor Li was first picked up by Mei Dan, he almost couldn't hold himself back. If Dan's beauty, temperament, and personality hadn't completely crushed a bunch of crude "wild bitches", Mayor Li's hobby would have...
There is a high probability that it will appear in a group of village women.
After discovering that the beauties around Mayor Li were of particularly high quality, the unrestrained little girls gave up on seducing them.
The next best thing is to seduce Shang Wuji and Jiba. But Shang Wuji and Jiba are serious "Ji Shi", how can they have sex with wild women? They want to save face, okay?!
So, taking a step back, the little girls stared at the "White Sand Warrior", at least they could fight, right? Later, some of the "White Sand Warrior" became "Crocodile Man", which was even more serious. "Crocodile Man" was extremely in demand.
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Not to mention "Baisha", even the authentic barbarians further away will send women through various channels to come to Yinxiang to seek the true essence.
The seeds from Yinxiang are good, otherwise how could they be so good at fighting?
Township Chief Li was also speechless about this, wondering if this logic could be established.
However, among so many "brave men" and "crocodile men", one of them is more miserable, and that is the "special brave man" Shagua.
I don’t know how the rumor spread. In short, many people in Yinxiang know that Shagua doesn’t like women or men. He likes donkeys...
Township Chief Li even helped refute Sha Gua's rumors, but it still didn't help.
In desperation, his uncle Shang Wuji smiled and suggested that the boss give Shagua a proper name.
"Special brave man" is not strong enough. Since Sha Dong is a "good man", then Sha Gua must be a "good man" no matter what.
And then... Baisha Lushi is so freshly baked.
This is the name that my uncle Shang Wuji came up with, and it will definitely cause huge damage.
In short, Shagua's happy life has still not arrived.
However, this boy really brought a happy sexual life to Li Tiegen.
It was obviously summer and autumn, and the fillies were no longer in estrus, but Li Tiegen was indeed capable, and Sha Gua was indeed working hard. In short, twelve fillies were pregnant.
During the off-season, when twelve pregnant mares were harvested, Mayor Li promoted Shagua on the spot.
From Lu Shi to Da Lu Shi!
Shagua was very happy, because the big Lu Shi had a high salary and even had a small courtyard. Although there was no "big pavilion", there were three independent rooms, plus a stove and a toilet.
There is no little girl to seduce a masturbator, but it is obviously different when he becomes a big masturbator. Even if Shagua is pondering "Li Tiegen's Eighteen Lust Techniques" at home, there will always be a smiling girl humming at the door of his house, "We meet by chance, it suits me."
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Several times when Mayor Li saw it, he couldn't bear to scold him.
After all, the scene was so touching. If I had scolded him, I would be afraid that Shagua would be single in the future.
Think about it, the girls ran to the door of Shagua's house, making secret glances, pretending to pass by and saying, "I'm masturbating, what a coincidence, today is my lucky day."
Just say you are impressed or not!
Anyway, Mayor Li was so moved that he wanted to cry.
For this reason, Mayor Li not only increased Sha Gua's salary, but also increased his bonus. Getting a wife in the future will be very expensive.
Through unremitting efforts, Sha Gua finally figured out a set of effective "Li Tiegen Fuck-up Techniques", which can make Li Tiegen so happy that other jackasses can't even mention it.
Preliminary estimates indicate that when the fillies are in estrus next year, as long as Comrade Li Tiegen is unable to keep up, there will always be other male donkeys who can withstand the fierce firepower of the first-line fillies!
It is guaranteed that within the next two years, under the current conditions, the number of mules in stock will reach 50!
When Mayor Li saw that Sha Gua had gained confidence and skills, he also made a decision in his mind. If he could defeat the crippled master Xuan this year, he would give Sha Gua twenty apprentices and subordinates, and then increase the amount of fools.
Get hundreds of young mares for no price increase.
These days, big animals are productivity. As a cultural person who graduated from a textile college, Mayor Li thought, if these big animals are productivity, then masturbation is obviously the primary productivity!
Pull out a piece of sky, the future is not a dream.
"Gua, your task is very heavy. Look at how difficult it is for Shadong and the others to carry out tasks now, mainly relying on two legs. If there is a mule, if everyone has a mule, do they still have to walk? Still
Is it so hard? When walking east, you can only rely on people to carry dry food and firewood, but if you have mules, does Dong still need to do it yourself? "
"Shou Li, I will do a good job!"
"Very good, what I want is your fighting spirit! Your spirit is commendable! Your courage is commendable!"
Mayor Li patted Shagua on the shoulder, "This year, Dong can only walk thirty miles a day; next year, Dong may be able to walk ten more miles; and the year after that, Dong will definitely be able to go further! You Shagua
The mule you raise... will be able to travel hundreds of miles a day!"
What he said made Shagua's blood boil. People are not salty fish, people have dreams. Shagua doesn't know what it means to be determined, but at this moment, Shagua knows very well that he is very important and his work is very important.
Shagua knew better that although he was single, he was a man with a career. Baisha, Yinxiang and Shouli all needed his career and his efforts.
"Gua, I wish our leader Li Xiao to die!"
After getting emotional, Shagua immediately saluted Mayor Li.
Li Jie quickly helped him up and praised: "If a young man doesn't work hard, the old man will be miserable! Shagua today is a young man who works hard!"
At this time, my uncle Shang Wuji, who had just returned from Suzhou, silently took out a small notebook outside the wall of the Mule Breeding Center and memorized the saucy words that his brother-in-law had just said.