My eldest uncle, Shang Wuji, thought that was the end of the story, but he never expected that the propaganda machine of the Huai Shui Bo Mansion would be overflowing. Anyway, after President Li said that he wanted to sleep with the Queen Mother of Chu, the "southeast and northwestern" people stayed in Huaihe.
He's stupid, he brags right after work, saying that the boss just wants to fuck the Queen Mother of Chu.
I remember that in the beginning, the boss had to go north to Xinzheng in person to promote "thirst for talents".
He had to travel through mountains and rivers, ride horses and cars, and when he got to Xinzheng, he had to brag. He used all kinds of methods, even the boards of the late king's coffin were moved, and only then did people hold their noses and worship at Li Zi's door.
That's it, I'm still heading for "King Wei's Posthumous Letter".
The name Wu Weiwang is obviously more useful.
Things are different now. Shang Wuji was busy counting supplies two days later. As a result, the morale on the street was extremely high.
Not to mention those crocodile men, brave men, righteous men, and righteous followers, even ordinary civilians, residents, and even foreign scholars who came to take the exam, all of them were excited and spoke fiercely.
The only thing we talked about was, what posture would Huai Shui Bo use when he met the Queen Mother of Chu State, this angle, this technique, this strength, this environment...
On the "cusp of the storm", a "family" gang was born who made a living by "mouth pleasure".
The only reason is that Huaizhong City has a large vocabulary. There are constant new words, and naturally there are endless stories.
Besides, these are all themes that have never been seen before.
For example, when singing poems and songs in the past, the most they could be like was "Quiet women and their wives, waiting for me in the corner of the city", otherwise they would be like "Floating like a startled dragon".
The words are old-fashioned, the story is dull and unattractive.
Especially the illiterate people are not interested in this at all.
What they want to see and hear is probably "Uncle Huaishui locked up the Queen Mother Zhao, no, according to my humble opinion, it was the Queen Mother Zhao who locked up Uncle Huaishui"...
After such a start, the next step is nothing more than "Empress Dowager Zhao gasped and fell into Huai Shui Bo's arms. At this moment, Empress Dowager Zhao's charming eyes were as silky as silk, and her warm lips..." The story ends here,
The families will definitely be able to collect living expenses from the illiterate gangs.
The richness of the words and the simplicity of the understanding can be said to be unprecedented and unheard of.
Not only is it exciting to listen to it, but it also gives me a special sense of immersion.
Even the scholar-bureaucrats who maintain their own status will naturally become more powerful and domineering when they go out to restaurants and listen to this paragraph when they return home.
The sense of immersion is very strong, after all, that is the powerful man Jiang Yinzi and Huai Shuibo Li Jie, the king of Wu.
Although it is not actually clear to the outside world, a certain evil dog from the Wu Kingdom was actually so weak that his body collapsed, and his legs were weak after playing ball.
Things that are not humane to outsiders should naturally be kept secret. The powerful and domineering image from the outside world is still a very good experience between the bed and the bed.
"Recently... morale seems to be high under the shogunate."
In the office, my uncle Shang Wuji was drinking herbal tea, his eyes a little hollow. In fact, he had prepared many means to mobilize the areas under the shogunate.
Even the slogan has been thought out.
As a result, as I was thinking about it, my morale seemed to have skyrocketed out of thin air, which was simply inexplicable.
What’s even more weird and disgusting is that this morale is so vulgar and obscene...
"What Shang Jun said is absolutely true!" The staff were all busy with the work at hand. When the boss in the office spoke, they naturally ended the conversation with a smile, "There have been rumors these days that Li Zi will conquer Yingdu.
Capture the Queen Mother Zhao and make her a slave."
“It’s really fun!”
"Even some Chu people who fled eastward to the Huai River were filled with joy after hearing stories like this."
"As for the countries on the Huai River, it goes without saying that they have been bullied by the Chu State for a long time. Now that the shogunate is strong, it can be regarded as a bad breath for them."
"There is a saying in Jiangyin about the word 'happy', but now it is extremely happy!"
Seeing that all his subordinates were smiling, Shang Wuji asked: "If you could sum it up in one sentence, how would you feel about it?"
There was a young staff member who was a junior of Shang Wuji and was probably relatively close to him. He held a volume of documents and stood there with his fists clenched in his hands and shouted: "Fuck! So good!"
"..."
"Ha ha ha ha……"
“Shang Lang’s words make sense!”
"Just as Shang Lang said!"
My uncle, Shang Wuji, was speechless. He didn't criticize anything, but he never thought that this morale style could be such a virtue?!
After the junior went out, Shang Wuji asked curiously: "How do you call him 'Shang Lang'?"
"Shang Junrong is kind. Originally, here in Huaizhong, people mostly called 'beloved man' and 'beloved woman'. But the Jin people followed the trend and imitated Mrs. Wei in calling women 'mother'. Now in the north of the city, they often call their daughters 'mother'."
It was because of this that the name 'little mother' came to be, so I learned the Huaiyi accent, and 'beloved man' became 'lang'."
"It's not bad."
Shang Wuji stroked his beard and smiled. It was a good thing to have a wide range of titles, because sometimes it was inevitable that there would be verbal conflicts. Especially the owner of Huaizhong City, Li Jie, was always open-minded. The people below him followed suit, like Sha
Ha, no matter how many things you have, just say whatever you want.
Of course they are not afraid of these fierce generals, because no one can cure them. But those personal guards and soldiers cannot be the same. They always have awe, occasionally avoid verbal conflicts, and also want to give people respect.
Having more choices for names naturally avoids a lot of trouble.
However, the changes were not natural. Shang Wuji did not know that the reason why the Jin people in Huaizhong City used titles such as "Niang Xiao Niang Niang Zi" was not simply to follow the trend.
Whoever leads the fashion trend in a place will be the most handsome man in the place!
To put it bluntly, it is also an issue of minority voices.
After forming a trend, you can set the rhythm later, which often has miraculous effects.
The group that created the trend of this title this time is the Jin people, among whom Wei Yu and Xu Fei are the main ones. As for Zhongxingyun, Zhao Zhong, Han Chao and others who have not yet arrived in Huaizhong City, they have also received the letter long ago.
Echoing each other from a distance.
At this time, in the process of going south, Zhongxingyun and others also secretly responded and artificially created many new words and new titles.
The most popular one is the word "mother". Wei Yu, Zhong Xingyun and others used the excuse to follow the trend of the second wife "Wei Zhaoniang".
Jin people are already confident these days, and in addition to the high-end stories arranged, most of them focus on Jin people fighting barbarians. It is not difficult to form a fashion trend at this moment.
From top to bottom, regardless of the origin, it all feels good.
Especially the officials within the shogunate knew very well that the daughter born to "Peach Blossom Fairy" was very favored. It was rumored that the daughter was called "Wanqiu" in small letters. What was "Wanqiu"? It was the capital of Chen State.
!
In view of this, some people privately called Li Xiaobai "White Snake", "Little White Snake", and "Baixiao Niang", but generally speaking, the title "Mother" was also popularized in a very strange way.
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On the basis of the Huaiyi and Wu dialects, "nianglang" corresponds to that. Although the original title of "beloved man, woman and beloved man" is still in use, it is impossible to call "beloved man, woman and beloved man" in the past.
They are savages and barbarians.
Therefore, barbarians, those of Yi origin, must be more or less sensitive to such titles.
The new stories, titles, and words can be used without any pressure at all.
Especially for newborns in this month, if they are daughters, the head of the family will say to the outside world that they are "the new bride"; if they are sons, they will say to the outside world that they are "lucky to have a son."
If more people say this, it will naturally become a habit. Once you get used to it, it will become natural.
Others don't think it's a big deal, not even Shang Wuji, but for Wei Yu, Xu Fei and other young heroes of the Jin Kingdom, on top of their old advantages, they are better than the others in Huaizhong City.
The young elites of all countries need to be more advanced.
Because they are the trend, and the trend is the sound!
When Shang Wuji was in the office, he didn't know what to call him. After all, apart from the occasional word "fuck", all exchanges in the government office were quite formal and serious.
At lunch, Shang Wuji left the cafeteria and boarded the carriage. He heard an attendant of an assistant officer came to report some family matters. He said, "The young man was fighting with others in the school and the corner of his head was bleeding. My wife is very worried at home."
It’s anxiety.”
In a sentence about family affairs, the two terms "young man, gentleman and lady" are used, and it is very easy to hear and does not mean to apply it mechanically.
Hearing this, Shang Wuji had an idea in the carriage and said to the driver: "Please put on your casual clothes and find a restaurant to sit down."
"Sir, would you like to have tea or listen to a book?"
"How about having tea or listening to a book?"
"Eating tea is a popular place for chatting and listening to people chatting; listening to books is a popular place to go and tell stories."
"……Home?"
"The previous 'Huai Shui Bo Shi Empress Dowager Zhao' was a story made up by family members and is not true."
"How could I not know this was fake?!"
Shang Wuji was immediately angry. His brother-in-law was arranged. Of course he was unhappy because his sister gave birth to twins, and they were not as popular as the Empress Dowager Zhao now.
Smelly bitch from Chu Kingdom!
"Go and listen to a book!"
"yes!"
Yushou is one of the few people from the Yinxiang Shang family who has been the captain in the "White Sand Warrior" sequence.
Although he is only a team leader, he is experienced and powerful, and is definitely not an ordinary handlebar type.
Being able to become Shang Wuji's charioteer is certainly no ordinary person.
After a while, the two of them changed their attire. Shang Wuji just wore mango shoes, held a bamboo stick, and then wore a white robe, short shirt and shorts. This Huaizhong City attire is so casual.
Except for the need to dress appropriately in formal occasions, there are no hard requirements for daily attire except that nudity is not allowed.
When he was in Jiangyin before, Shang Wuji cared about the dignity of the scholars to some extent.
After arriving at Huaizhong City, just let yourself go.
Apart from the fact that people are not in Jiangyin, it doesn't matter a lot. It's just up and down here. Most of them are like this. Even the boss Li Jie is like this, so why should I pretend to be?
Showing that dignity in Jiangyin is not for your own people, but for the people of Suzhou.
Now, naturally, it comes as it pleases.
It's just that he is a handsome man after all. Even if he is dressed plainly, when he arrives at a teahouse, he will still be greeted by a sharp-eyed waiter.
Things like temperament generally rely on cultivation.
Shang Wuji has experienced so many years, and his unique temperament no longer needs to be decorated with clothes.
"Master please."
The waiter is young, maybe eleven or twelve years old. He is still childish and short in stature, but he can be seen to be very smart, otherwise he would not be shuttling back and forth in the lobby.
This is indeed a smart little guy. He is young, and Shang Wuji has a flowing beard. He is obviously older. He is called "Master" at this moment, which is both appropriate and shows that he respects his teacher.
Because of the title "Master", in addition to juniors calling elders and sons calling me Laozi, students can also call them teachers.
"Thank you, Master!"
Shang Wuji did not answer, but took out a Yin coin, pressed it on the table, and then pushed it forward as a tip.
For this respectful child, it was obviously a lot of extra money.
"Want a pot of herbal tea."
Yushou spoke at the side, then turned around and asked, "How many slices of green orchid do you want to soak?"
"No need."
At this time, "green orchid" does not refer to orchids, but to mint.
Pick one or two slices and soak them in water to quench thirst and relieve heat.
It's just that this kind of practice is rarely done by Wu people. This is a habit only found in the Central Plains.
Wu people regardless of their "country", including the children of local aristocratic families like Shang Wuji, did not soak in water to cool down, but used it for cooking.
When stewing fish, no matter what kind of fish you are, just add a lot of "green orchid" and it will be delicious.
This cunning way of eating made the Huaiyi people at that time think that the Wu people were crazy.
Shang Wuji was not used to turning vegetables into drinks, so he didn't plan to soak two slices.
Herbal tea is enough.
In addition to herbal tea, the only tea that Shang Wuji was more interested in was "Mulihua" made by the Qin people in the Western Regions.
"Mulihua" is also one of Princess Yeyue's dowry, but this thing is not used to make tea, but is used as a spice.
President Li wondered what this thing was at first, but after seeing the real thing, he realized that the "mulberry flower" in the Qin people's mouth was "jasmine flower".
Its original name was "Namoli" in the Western Regions, but the people of Qin thought it didn't sound good, so they gave it the nicer name "Mulihua".
It's just that after these dried flowers traveled thousands of miles to Huai River, someone Li soaked them in water and drank them. Ying Ying was so shocked that she shook her head and shook her breasts. She never thought that this thing could be used in this way.
However, not to mention, the unique taste and aroma of "Mulihua" after soaking in water are really loved by some people, and Shang Wuji is one of them.
This also made Princess Yeyue secretly write down a business opportunity. In the future, she would use the excuse of the princess's love to import a large amount of goods from the Qin State. The price would not be too high anyway.
When the time comes, take it to both sides of the Huai River and add zero to sell it.
At this moment, my uncle Shang Wuji obviously couldn't drink "Mulihua" and didn't want to drink "Qinglan", so he just held the ceramic cup and drank the herbal tea that was quite pleasant to his taste.
"Gentleman, please wait a moment. The story of 'Huai Shui Bo Envoy Empress Dowager Zhao' will be told after lunch."
"I'm in no hurry."
Shang Wuji looked calm. He came to listen to books and drink tea. His purpose was not to listen to "Jia"'s instructions on how his brother-in-law's boss fucked the Queen Mother of Chu, but to observe the slight changes in the market.
Sure enough, after just sitting there for a while, he heard various titles like "Mother x Man" and even words like "Mr.". Shang Wuji was very surprised when he heard that, and there was a new feeling in his heart.
idea.
Just when I was thinking about it, I saw the whole lobby suddenly burst into excitement, and then a smiling young man bowed to everyone, walked to the high platform, found a place to sit down, and started to say with a smile while holding a teacup: "
Where did you talk about last time?”
"The slut from Chu State has charming eyes like silk!"
"Pigs and dogs! Which country are you talking about as a slut?"
"Who are you calling a pig or a dog?"
"Talking about you!"
"Bitch, go out and have a fight."
"There's a private fight in the city. Aren't you afraid of punishing you for causing trouble? I'll sentence you to ten days of hard labor?!"
"Ten days, ten days, how dare you?!"
"Why don't you dare!"
After that, the two guys who were arguing were about to go out and challenge each other.
The onlookers were immediately overjoyed, and everyone looked around to watch the excitement, wishing that the two of them would start fighting.
Shang Wuji was about to ask his charioteer to stop him, but he heard the young man on the stage chuckle: "There is a saying: There are thin willows in the palace of the King of Chu. They are not willows, but belong to the Zhao family."
As soon as he spoke, the eyes of the people who didn't know the truth lit up, and then turned to look at the stage. Some were holding teacups, or squatting under the railing. Even Shang Wuji himself nodded slightly and commented secretly: Yi Liubi.
People are quite novel.
The two people who were originally going to challenge each other glared at each other, and then hurriedly took their seats. The young man on the stage continued to speak: "The beauty in the world, if the waist is like a willow, the Zhao family of Chu Palace has the charm of appearance.
Number one! Even if he is a hero from the Wu Kingdom, how could he have seen such twists and turns in his hands? The Zhao family is only wearing a piece of 'Chixia' gauze..."