It's normal for friends who are close friends to rub each other's backs in the bathhouse.
Dong Li felt that his relationship with Princess Nanzi of the Song Dynasty was actually relatively simple, just a very simple transaction.
There is no distinction between high and low professions, only the division of labor.
As a princess of the Song Dynasty, it was very reasonable and logical to come to the Han Dynasty to become a bathing lady.
Of course, the world is fair and everything can be a two-way choice.
Just as a customer chooses which mechanic to order, the mechanic can also choose to refuse a customer's rude request.
But this time, as a newcomer to bathing, Princess Nanzi of Song Dynasty felt that her skills could be further polished, refined, and improved.
She loves giving the man Li Jie a bath!
"Ah……"
After eating and drinking, Li Jie lay lazily on the bench, while the palace maids on the left and right slowly danced the instant noodles, all of which were made by Chang Yu.
Every feather was grown on the beast sitting on the bottom of the prison before he was allowed to travel through the world.
As for now, Dong Li is not bragging. If the second kind of crocodile is still seen at the mouth of the Yangtze River in his lifetime, he will be considered a failure in crossing.
Anyway, basically all the giant dragons have been killed in Hangou, Haiyang, and Leiyi areas.
The Gulf crocodiles are not stupid either. After the survival crisis of the population came, they all started to run south.
The current trading market for dragon leather, bone plates, and dried meat has been moved to the hometown of Yue.
The area around Xiangli is not only famous for its sweet plums, but also its dried meat.
Different from other places, Jiangyin got a lot of spices and seasonings from the old Qin people.
The most valuable among them are the pepper tree saplings that the old Qin people snatched from Bashu.
A ten-year-old Zanthoxylum bungeanum tree is about as tall as a person. In order to kneel down and lick the Huaishui goddess, the old Qin people transported more than 200 Zanthoxylum bungeanum trees in six batches.
Each batch of smuggling was accompanied by a large number of vendettas. The Ziche family sacrificed their lives to the monarch in the past dynasties, but they did not die more often than defending the pepper tree.
And every handful of Sichuan peppercorns brings an unprecedented taste experience to the Southeastern natives.
The dried meat marinated with Sichuan peppercorns and the dried meat that has not been marinated have two different flavors.
Nowadays, when the Wu Jia Zhongzhong of the Wu Kingdom were defending Gusu, they would rather give up the ten-day subsidy and food and pay for the dried meat of Li Jiaolong. It is not without reason.
It doesn’t matter whether you protect animals or not, you will die!
Even if Mr. Li doesn't use instant noodles, there are still people who make instant noodles for everyone to use.
Even if Li Jie had "invented" the round fan and the folding fan in advance, it would actually be meaningless. The direct result of the water conservancy project would be an increase in grain production.
The irrigated area has been greatly increased. Even if the Yihu people in Huainan still want to rebel, to be honest, for the sake of the irrigated land, there is no problem in letting them be Li Jie's slaves.
Irrigating the ground does not mean that there is water, it must be able to store water and it must be able to drain water.
The difficulty of the entire water conservancy project is how to connect the agricultural water network. Simply using water for irrigation is useless.
In the weather in the south, a heavy rainstorm can teach you how to be a good person.
Therefore, although Li Jie's big project put in a lot of labor, overall, it allowed the "bitches" who should have burped their shit to survive. Therefore, in the eyes of the Princess of Song Dynasty, this project should have been on fire a long time ago.
The country that is surrounded by rustics is actually extremely stable.
People at that time had an illusion, especially people like Princess Nanzi of the Song Dynasty who seemed to understand the Hanzi Kingdom, but also understood it more or less. They all thought that the core of the Hanzi Kingdom was the people under Li Jie.
Click "Baisha" Savage.
Yes or no, I say it is right because everything about the bumpkins from "Baisha" was given to them by Li Jie, and their future social status will exist because of Li Jie's existence.
The princes and even Li Jie were hesitating between approval and disapproval, not to mention that these surnames were all despicable people who were casually helped by Li Dong?
In the eyes of the princes, Li Jie needs the "Barbarians of a Hundred Sands", and the "Barbarians of a Hundred Sands" also need Li Jie.
But this is not the case.
What's wrong with their ideas, especially Nanzi's ignorant ideas, is that they can't understand Director Li's operations at all. The real core behind the scenes was forced out by Director Li using various violent methods.
Weird system.
In this system, be it down-and-out nobles, rude countrymen, or those unpromising savages and barbarians, they are all tool men.
Tool people are equal in form.
This form, to be more specific, is Li Jie himself.
It’s not without reason that the theory of “meritocracy” is popular in the country of Han. If you want to climb up the ladder, get promoted and get a raise, you can only instinctively contribute to this weird system.
Otherwise, you have to go down, otherwise you have to get less money, otherwise "Big Red 01" can only watch others divide it, otherwise sugar, honey, salt, silk, hemp, pottery, porcelain, lacquer, bamboo, paper, gold, etc.
Materials can only be distributed a little less.
The more you work, the more you get, the less you work, the less you get.
Those who work smart can get it, and those who work hard can get it. It is fair and just, and no one objects to it.
"Baisha Savage" is just a superficial appearance, and "Baisha Savage" is just the epitome of a strange system.
In essence, it's just that if the princes don't use it, we, Lao Li, dare to use it and reuse it; if the princes don't use it, we, Lao Li, will do nothing if we use it once. We need to train it, study, study, study hard, and work hard, and next time, it will be no good.
It’s ready to use.
Bring your own system, follow the path of the princes, and leave the princes with no way to go.
Therefore, Dong Li, who was slumped on the bench, could "not come to court early" because it was not necessary. They all say that decentralization is art, but Dong Li only needs to grasp the appearance that the princes can see, that is, "the wild man in the sand"
A money bag or an official hat will suffice.
As for other people's money bags, official hats, and these powers, just give them some.
If you have the guts, you can become bigger, if you have the guts, you can become stronger, if you have the guts, you can rebel. As long as you can defeat the crocodile man and Baisha Yongfu, he, Mr. Li, really has nothing to lose.
"Won't you, gentleman, inspect the military camp?"
Nanzi knelt down on the side of the bench and peeled a soft peach. Not to mention the rich juice, the texture of the flesh was white and yellow, and it looked as sweet as honey.
Hiss~~
After taking a bite of the peach, Li Dongshun licked Nanzi's finger. The peach juice on it must not be wasted.
Nanzi, who was blushing and hunched over her chest slightly, had seen this kind of unscrupulous animal behavior for the first time.
"Inspection of the military camp? What a shitty inspection. It's so hot in the summer. I won't go."
Li Jie was lying on his side with his eyes closed. He raised his hand and scratched the outside of his thigh. He felt mosquitoes flying around. It was good these days that there were no Aedes mosquitoes.
Those little Aedes mosquitoes are so disgusting that they don’t exist anymore, which makes people more happy.
Scratching his leg hair, Dong Li calmly opened one eye, looked at the red-faced Nanzi and said, "After chatting with you, I finally understand why the frustrated nobles of the Central Plains countries were hanged in their respective countries.
Fight, you really can’t do it.”
"..."
Nan Zi didn't even know what to say. This precious beast was really merciless, and would bring up Song Zheng and Lu Wei's reputation from time to time.
"You think, since I have never been defeated since I debuted, I must have fucked the soldiers to death. Haha." Director Li sneered disdainfully, "If you really fuck your soldiers to death and you can create a strong army, that would be easy.
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"That...is the "King Wei's Suicide Note"?"
"I made it all up. I was in Zheng State just to deceive the fools of Zheng State into going to work in Huaizhong City."
"..."
"And what about "Li Zi's Art of War"? I laughed my ass off. If I had art of war, why would I be released by the King of Wu? Then why not train an army of 30,000 to 50,000 for the King of Wu in Gusu? You guys, you just can't
Be willing to use your brain."
As he spoke, Director Li stuck out his tongue and shook it back and forth. There was a clean peach stone on it. Nanzi saw this and was about to reach out to catch it. After thinking about it, he supported Li Jie and then opened his mouth.