If it weren't for the fact that the women in the family were so mediocre, Zi Qi thought to himself, at his age and with his old bones, why would he go out and mess around?
He was too lazy to discuss important national affairs with Li Jie. After all, the former "Lord of the Hundred Sands" would not listen or listen.
If you say to him, "Youyan has a beautiful woman with a perky butt," hey, you can start a conversation, and the conversation can be quite in-depth.
Sighing, a handful of old bones were sacrificed for the survival of the family.
As for Ziqi's family, it is far from a wealthy family. Survival is not a matter of prosperity or rising, it is just surviving. There is no need to be too ostentatious, but there is no need to survive in the cracks.
The scale is just right.
"Uncle Han, please have some braised fish."
"Take off this fish head. If Shaheng likes to eat it, bring it to him."
"yes!"
Ziqi's grandson responded, quickly removed the carp's head, put it on a plate, poured juice on it, added some mint, and then took it out.
"Ha ha ha ha……"
Zi Qi burst into laughter and looked at Li Jie who was poking the fish skin with a confused look on his face, but said nothing.
"What are you laughing at, Dazai?"
Li Jie pursed his lips and reached out to find a fish bone. When he poked the fish meat just now, he accidentally poked some fish bones out.
"I laugh at Uncle Han as before. I have never forgotten my original intention."
"Original intention?"
After Li Jie swallowed the burnt fish skin, he frowned and thought for a moment, "I don't have any original intention."
"..."
Ever since Li Jie became the king's hunk, Ziqi didn't like chatting with him.
If it wasn't for the sake of Li Jie helping him escape and taking care of his clan members, how could he go through so much trouble? Can we just stop there?
"When Uncle Han was at White Sands, did he ever think about his current status?"
"I have thought about it. When I was in Baisha Village, I wanted to dominate the world and see all the beautiful women in the world..."
While speaking, Li Jie stretched out his hand to make a gesture and waved it in a circular motion. The posture and the scene seemed to be the most beautiful in the world. They were already in front of the door, waiting for him to play.
"..."
The former Dazai Ziqi, whose beard and hair were all white, almost couldn't get up a mouthful of old blood, but he still said the same thing: he didn't like chatting with Li Jie!
"When Uncle Han was lurking in the grass...did he want to dominate the world?"
"..."
Li Jie looked at Zi Qi like he was a fool, "Dazai, Li has a question for you."
"Uncle Han, please speak."
"I... let's assume, I mean assume, that now, even now, I am still the village chief of Baisha Village, and I still work with Dan, a man who tills the fields and a woman who weaves. I asked Dazai, would the most beautiful woman in the world be able to do it?
Come to Baisha Village and say you want to be Li’s concubine?”
"..."
Again, as the former Dazai of the Wu Kingdom, he didn't like chatting with the person in front of him!
Ziqi shook his head: "Of course not."
"Then it's over?"
Li Jie spread his hands, then picked up the chopsticks and shaved off the carp's tenderloin. While shaving, he continued, "Look, Dazai, if I were the head of Baisha Village, I would be the leader of Luyi in the north of the Yangtze River."
Bai Ji from Ze, even if she is willing to be my concubine, if she agrees, will her father agree?"
"..."
Ziqi shook his head helplessly.
"Her father was crazy and agreed! Okay, that old turtle, Mr. Yiyang, can he agree?"
"..."
Ziqi continued to shake his head helplessly.
"Look, Dazai, isn't this a very simple thing? I have taken a liking to Bai Ji from Laoze, and Bai Ji has also taken a liking to me... Dazai, what kind of look are you looking at? Bai Ji, she can also like Yiyang Jun.
Old man? That must not be the case!"
Put the carp tenderloin into your mouth, the taste is really amazing.
Speaking of which, Li Jie didn't like to eat carp before he traveled across the world. The earthy smell was too strong, but the carp from the Yellow River, Surabaya, and Jishui are really unique, and the meat is quite tasty, a bit like a parrot fish.
Combined with soy sauce, onions, ginger, garlic, and Sichuan peppercorns, roasted first and then stewed, the fish is really fragrant and the juice is locked in the fish skin.
During the stewing process, sprinkle with dried mushrooms and tofu, add some leafy vegetables, and sprinkle a handful of garlic sprouts. The taste is really amazing.
The braised fish that Ziqi likes to eat is added with mint. After these leaves are cooked, the juice is coated with a subtle fragrance, making it very fresh and tender in the mouth.
Especially the layering of taste, not to mention how explosive it is, but it is definitely unforgettable.
Obviously it doesn't taste good, but I just can't stop.
Li Jie sipped the cold wine while eating. The wine was fruit wine, sweet and not high in alcohol content. It would not affect him if he drank a few sips more.
After picking up the wine glass and clinking the glasses with Ziqi, Li Jie continued: "Dazai, do you think this principle is very simple? That old guy Ji Xuan, can he give me a beauty like Bai Ji? He is sure
No, so I have to kill him. If I kill him, I have to have the territory and strength to support my younger brother, so do I have to make meritorious deeds?"
Otherwise, Dazaizi still doesn't like chatting with Li Jie despite his age.
Because the three views are too easy to be led astray, and you will say one thing after another, but let alone say it, it is quite reasonable.
Anyway, I think it makes sense.
From the beginning to the end, a man never forgets his true heart and his original intention. What is this?
This is a saint!
Zhi...ha.
Zi Qi took a sip of the wine in silence, and then put a piece of tofu on his plate. In the past few years, he ate at will, but Li Jie ate as he pleased.
Two casual people are actually the most picky.
"Come on, let's go."
After having another drink with Ziqi, Li Jie continued, "With my background, in the Central Plains, wouldn't I be a humble person? Then why should a humble person like me treat the people of Chen, Cai, and Qin?
Defending the country..."
After a pause, Li Jie looked back at Nanzi and Wen Jiang, "And the princesses of Song and Qi, have you got them?"
"..."
"..."
"..."
Ziqi wanted to say something, but finally picked up the cup, frowned and said to Li Jie: "Come on, let's go!"
It’s categorical and unquestionable.
"Done!"
Li Jie picked up the wine glass and drank it down in one gulp. He was still complacent, and then unbuttoned his clothes a little, "If I don't conquer the east and west, conquer the south and the north, why should these beautiful people follow me? I have to
Think of a way, right?"
As he said that, Li Jie raised his hand and patted his knee quickly: "So I have to find a way to get out 'Big Red 01', the 'Chixia' you guys are talking about. It's up to you to do it."
Things, those things are worthless at all. I can have as much as I want. Countries like the Central Plains and Huai River are just a bunch of sticks and pigs!"
"..."
Dazai Zi began to think, his whole family had almost turned into pigs.
The more I thought about it, the angrier I became. The more I thought about it, the more I felt that this was neither simple nor disgusting. So I simply picked up the wine glass and said to Li Jie: "One more!"
"Old Master, I've had three drinks today..."
"Shut up."
"yes……"
Ziqi's eldest grandson immediately lowered his head like a quail, and then put tofu and fish belly for his grandfather.
In fact, Ziqi doesn't like to eat fish belly. Although the belly of a fish is not the slimmest, it is still the worst. But at his age, it is better not to get fish bones stuck in his throat.
Fish belly is also as good as fish belly.
At least there are no thorns, at least it tastes soft, and at least it tastes good, right?
After having another drink, Li Jie continued: "Dazai, you are not interested in the world's most beautiful women, so you don't understand. Do you know how much it costs for a worldly beauty to maintain her appearance?"
"How many?"
"A Wu Jia's complete set of equipment, a year's worth of supplies and expenses, is enough to last three days of being a stunning beauty in the world."
"Wipe...wipe what?"
"Face, this, face!"
Slapping his cheeks, Li Jie nodded, "You know how powerful you are, Dazai, think about it, how many stunning beauties do I have now? If I could support myself with just pearl powder, it would be enough to destroy countless countries. Wei
That bastard Hou gave me his sister Ji Douzi. You know this very well, Dazai. Giving gold and Wu Gou is nothing, I give pearls one by one. Thousands of them.
Give away tens of thousands!”
"..."
Hearing what Li Jie said, Dazai Ziqi suddenly felt that it would not be difficult to dominate.
Why was he so tired back then?
In order to conquer Chu, Yue, Qi, and Jin, he almost risked his life early on. In the end, he just let the king dominate and Wu became the prince of the southeast.
Those expenses at that time made the core area of Wu tighten their belts and live a hard life for more than three years.
But compared with Li Jie...
It is not easy to be a foolish king, and it is even more difficult to be a foolish king who is dissolute and extravagant.
Thousands of words in my heart finally converge into one sentence.
"One more go!"
"One more go!"
clatter.
The two wine glasses touched together and drank it all in one go!