In Meishan, Director Li, who had just gotten off the warm bed, looked confused, "What do you mean?"
The clever and charming Xi Shi quickly said to Li Jie in a joyful tone: "Congratulations, Your Majesty. Congratulations, Your Majesty. This is the people praising you. Your skills are better than those of the Three Emperors, and your virtues are like those of the Five Emperors!"
"Sovereigns and Five Emperors?"
Li Jie touched his head, then pointed at himself, "Just me?"
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Because his expression was so on point, even Xi Shi couldn't hold it back, and the two more reserved beauties next to him couldn't help lowering their heads and snickering.
"If I could be compared to the Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors, that would be too flattering."
Patting his hungry stomach, Li Jie added, "Let someone bring some food over and some vermicelli."
"Hi...yes!"
The youngest Xiao Rongzi volunteered to stand up. She was not tall, small and exquisite, with lively eyes. Her original middle-parted bun was now twisted into braids.
Two big braids hang down to the side, decorated with hairpins and jade like stars.
In the main room, she was still wearing stockings. When she went out, she stepped on her leather boots, making a series of "dong dong dong dong" echoes in the corridor.
"Why is this official family related to the Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors?"
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Xi Shi was speechless for a moment. Although she had recently discovered that the world-famous king of Han was actually a semi-literate person who was almost illiterate, she was really surprised by the risqué words he made from time to time.
"Shang Jun said: The three emperors are officials in the world, and the five emperors are in the family of the world. Therefore, the word "official family" is used to show nobility."
"Ha ha ha ha……"
Dong Li suddenly burst out laughing, "Your Majesty... I'm laughing so much that my prostate fluid is leaking out."
Before time travel, as a foreman, he was one of the people who made things difficult for them.
After traveling through time, the savages barely survived the whole winter. Besides, if Meidan hadn't picked him up, he would have been the food for fish and turtles in the water.
Fortunately, Meidan picked him up. After all, the people of Gusu looked down upon him, but he was a wild man from Baisha. For the sake of labor force, that was really okay.
"Your Majesty... why are you laughing?"
"Why do you think I am laughing? The word 'noble' is really passed down for thousands of years. As the old saying goes, wealth cannot last more than three generations; the old saying also says that a gentleman will be killed after five generations. It makes sense."
I picked up the tea cup and took a sip of wolfberry tea. I had been taking leek, Yangbao, and bullwhip for the past two days, but it didn't make up for it.
Anyway, I can only sit now, my legs are still weak.
But it doesn't matter, overall it's pretty cool.
"A gentleman... beheaded in five lifetimes?"
Xi Shi was surprised, but already somewhat used to it.
But Fox Princess looked like she had seen a ghost. How could such a ferocious-looking illiterate come out with such classy and exquisite words?
Not only is it exquisite, it’s also spot on.
Not only is it in place, it makes people feel the same way.
Because the current Donghu clan is experiencing the situation of "a gentleman beheaded after five lifetimes".
"Your Majesty, wouldn't it be nice to pass on wealth and honor to your descendants for thousands of years?"
"Okay, what's wrong? Am I wrong?"
Li Dong smiled and patted his weak thigh. Xi Shi immediately nodded and sat sideways, nestling in Li Jie's arms.
The beauty is sitting on my lap, it's really comfortable.
Putting his arms around Xi Shi's waist, Li Jie said: "It's good to have a few generations of wealth. How can there be eternal wealth? This is against the rules. Think about it, you can't only have one descendant, right? There are many descendants.
If there is a problem, there will be trouble. If the Emperor Zhou has not settled things, why should I be able to settle them?"
"this……"
"Then tell me, who is richer or nobler, Emperor Zhou or me?"
"I am your Majesty."
"Then it's over. Emperor Zhou himself thinks so. But would his ancestors think so?"
"Won't."
"You see, you have captured the essence of things."
"What about wealth?"
"Why do you care about wealth? Just take care of the present and take care of yourself."
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Xi Shi felt that Li Jie's brain circuit was simply twisted.
Fox Princess, who was sitting on her knees beside her, couldn't hold it back. At this moment, she was still carrying the hope of her family, so she couldn't let her go to someone else's house.
So he hesitated and asked with some anxiety: "If your Majesty is the Son of Heaven, wouldn't you only want to be the King for one life?"
"Children and grandchildren will have their own blessings. I have earned so much for my descendants, but he can't keep it. Who should blame him? Blame him? It's his own waste."
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"Just say it, right?"
"right."
"You see, this is a very simple truth."
After saying that, Li Jie smiled and said, "What you said reminds me. I have to carve stone tablets on my own territory."
"But you want to record your reputation in your previous life?"
"I have such a bad reputation that novices peck each other, but I am the biggest novice. This is just a trivial skill. But I still have a great reputation..."
Waving his hand, Li Jie didn't care whether Hu Ji understood it or not, "I have to engrave a rule on the inscription. If the person who succeeds me doesn't do his best, everyone will rise up to rebel against him. Of course, if
If you are willing to give Mr. Li some face and spare his life, that would be great."
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Xi Shi's delicate body trembled, and she was completely confused. What kind of operation was this?
What kind of method is this?
How terrible!
"Sir, Your Majesty... This, this is inappropriate."
"Why is it inappropriate? I contracted the project, ran the construction site, and organized the engineering team. I trained all the large and small workers myself. I did the subcontracted projects myself. I even figured out the drawings myself. I think
Just do whatever you want, I’m the best.”
"Engineering?"
"Hey, don't worry about these details."
Li Jie was very calm. He had never seen anyone who could rule the world for thousands of years.
Not to mention the rubbish productivity these days, before he traveled through time, in the era of industrialization, even if a great family business passed down the throne, it would fall apart within ten years.
Human nature is the worst thing that can stand the test.
Because of this, Li Jie doesn't think about sociology, philosophy, and ethics at all. If he has this time, wouldn't it be good for him to play with more beauties?
Beauty in the world is always right!
It’s beautiful and fun, better than anything else.
Of course, when he mentions his technical skills one day, he might go out on adventures or something, but for now, his main task is to play with beautiful women.
What is a family, a country, or a world? This kind of nonsense, in such a backward productivity environment, is just playing house and a joke.
What are the merits of a famous general and a good prime minister?
No matter how good your famous general is, if I blow all the way, how long will it take for you to kill 400,000? How long will it take for me? They are not on the same level at all.
Your Liangxiang is responsible for all kinds of operations, such as food and domestic affairs. You are so awesome and powerful. Yes, Li Jie is not good enough, but he doesn’t need to be good enough. If I blow all the way, why can’t the ditch come out? Liangxiang came out in three years
Fertile land, I can finish it in half a year.
In short, it is definitely correct to just blow up when something happens.
Rather than guarding against rebellion in the future, it is better to make a direct agreement and rebel if you don't like it. Rebellion is justified, I explained it!
Of course, given such "natural justice", if we really want to rob the Li family of rice, flour, grain and oil, we certainly can't kill them all. We have to be reasonable.
After a long time, Director Li is getting a few stone tablets now. In fact, he is sending a message across time and space to the "heroes" of the future: Give me face and spare the life of the good-for-nothing Li family.