Lin Feng finally tasted what splint gas feels like.
Lu Bu persuaded Lin Feng to drink, and when Lin Feng's glass was dry, Huang Zhong glared at him, which made Lin Feng's heart skip a beat.
After drinking half a cup, Lu Bu blew his beard and glared, wishing he could put the wine cup on Lin Feng's head, which frightened Lin Feng so much that he had to drink it all in one gulp.
Anyway, Huang Zhong was unhappy after drinking, and Lu Bu would fall out if he didn't drink. Lin Feng was so worried that he almost pulled his hair and lay on the ground pretending to be drunk.
Painfully, he and Lu Bu downed a swig of dendrobium. Lin Feng's drinking power surged, and the scene became lively.
"Come on, Boss Lu, your wine isn't very strong. It's not a good drink. Do you still have some wine?"
Lu Bu's cheeks were slightly red, he squinted at Lin Feng, looked up to the sky and laughed.
"Brother Lin, I can handle enough wine here, but I wonder if you can still drink?"
If you have enough wine, I'm afraid you won't be able to drink anymore.
Lin Feng was aroused by this, and after drinking ten kilograms of rice wine, he immediately jumped up, stepped on the table in front of him, glared at Lu Bu and shouted: "Boss Lu, don't look down on people. Just take as much wine as you have."
Come up, if one of us falls down if we don’t drink today, this banquet cannot be broken up!"
Huang Zhong slapped his palm on the table: "Brother, you are getting drunk. Liao Hua, take your master back."
Lin Feng pushed away Liao Hua, who was about to help him, and said with a loud tongue: "I'm not drunk, I don't believe I can't drink Boss Lu today."
Is Lin Feng really drunk?
No.
This is a typical example of him pretending to be drunk.
It turned out that when Lin Feng was halfway through drinking, he suddenly had an idea and a brilliant idea came to his mind.
You will definitely not be able to beat Lu Bu, but what if you make Lu Bu drunk? Can you still beat Lu Bu who is drunk?
It's a pity that Lin Feng came up with this clever plan when he was drunk. It was inevitable that he didn't think carefully enough. He didn't think about it. If Lu Bu got drunk, could he still be sober enough at that time?
Huang Zhong got up angrily and came to Lin Feng. As soon as he held Lin Feng's arm, he found that Lin Feng pinched his arm gently. He lowered his head and looked at Lin Feng. Lin Feng was taking advantage of the cover of his body and kept winking at him.
.
Huang Zhong immediately understood that Lin Feng was not going crazy after drinking too much, but had other plans in his heart.
Although he didn't know what Lin Feng was up to, out of trust for his brother, Huang Zhong still let go and said in a fake hateful voice: "Okay, you can drink it if you want, but forget it."
Seeing that Huang Zhong no longer stopped Lin Feng, Lu Bu couldn't help but smile. He patted his palms a few times and ordered: "Come here, bring out all the fine wines that this general has collected. Today I will not get drunk with little brother Lin."
Not return."
Following Lu Bu's instructions, the servants brought up seven or eight jars of wine one after another, each jar holding twenty kilograms of wine, and placed them in a row along the wall.
Lu Bu stood up, pointed to the wine jar by the wall and said to Lin Feng: "Brother Lin, do you think this wine is enough for you and me to drink today?"
Lin Feng deliberately shook his body, took a breath of wine and said: "Okay, Boss Lu is Boss Lu, it's fun enough. Come on, you and I will have sex first and then we'll talk."
As he spoke, he walked over, picked up two jars of wine, and walked crookedly towards Lu Bu.
Lu Bu raised his hand to take the jar of wine from Lin Feng's hand, patted open the mud seal, and poured wine into the wine cup in front of him.
Lin Feng curled his lips and said: "Oh, you are like a girl, drinking from a cup? Do you dare to drink directly from the jar?"
Lu Bu also stood up, held up the wine jar in his hand and said, "It seems that Brother Lin is also a good drinker, but can you really drink this jar of wine again?"
"What will happen if I drink you?" Lin Feng easily defeated Lu Bu's army.
Lu Bu was also full of wine, and he beat his chest loudly.
"Brother Lin, if you can drain this jar of wine, I will make you my friend from now on."
"What's so difficult about this? Boss Lu, please take good care of it."
After saying that, Lin Feng raised the wine jar
When he brought it to his mouth, he could see that his throat was swallowing up and down crazily, and he was slurping continuously. He raised his head and drank wildly. Lin Feng drank a jar full of twenty kilograms of wine in one breath, until every drop was left.
Snapped!
After smashing the wine jar to pieces, Lin Feng burped, shook his head and said to Lu Bu: "Boss Lu, I have drunk the wine, and I recognize you as a friend. But Boss Lu, you have to think about it.
What is a friend? Friends can't frame each other. If we become friends, you can't think of ways to frame me again in the future."
Lu Bu suddenly rolled his eyes: "What are you talking about, little brother Lin? Why did I frame you for nothing?"
Lin Feng slapped Lu Bu hard on the shoulder: "Even if something happens, you can't frame me. Otherwise, why would I use you as my friend?"
Lu Bu was at a loss for words, and after thinking for a while he finally understood the twists and turns in Lin Feng's words.
"Okay, I, Lu Fengxian, will make you my friend today."
As soon as he raised his hand, Lu Bu also drank the jar of wine in his hand without changing it.
After Lin Feng drank these 20 kilograms of wine, he only felt that his stomach was bloated and uncomfortable, his head was a little dizzy, and his eyes were a little hard to open.
Lin Feng started to sway without having to perform this time. He smiled and put his arm around Lu Bu's shoulders: "Boss Lu, I admit that you are the best in the world when it comes to martial arts, but when it comes to drinking, you may not be my opponent.
"
Lu Bu sneered at this comment, hugged Lin Feng with his backhand and said, "Stop talking about that useless thing. Today we only talk about drinking, not martial arts. If we really want to discuss guns and sticks, I can still talk to Brother Han Sheng."
Huang Zhong and Liao Hua watched the two of them supporting each other and going to get the wine. At the same time, they put their hands on their foreheads and sighed. This time they saw what a drunkard is like.
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Lin Feng tried hard to open his eyes, but it felt as if his eyelids had been coated with glue. It was so difficult to open them. His head couldn't move, and it seemed like it would swell and burst whenever he moved. Someone was calling him softly in his ear.
name, but the sound became ethereal and distant, and was so distorted that it was impossible to identify whose voice it was.
His dry lips touched the water glass, and Lin Feng swallowed. The cold boiled water flowed down his burning esophagus, causing Lin Feng to shiver violently.
Not long after the cold water entered his stomach, Lin Feng felt nauseated. He had just covered his mouth with his hands, and the cold water he drank had already sprayed out along his fingers.
After vomiting for a while and emptying his stomach again, Lin Feng felt a little better. He ignored the dripping juice on his body and turned over to lie down, moaning softly.
"Lord, are you feeling better?"
This time, Lin Feng finally heard clearly. It was Liao Hua who was asking.
Closing his eyes, Lin Feng shook his head, not wanting to speak at all.
"Brother, do you now know how uncomfortable it is when you are drunk? Yesterday I asked you to drink less, I told you to drink less, but you just didn't listen. Whoever feels uncomfortable after being drunk knows it himself."
This is the voice of Huang Zhong hating that iron cannot become steel.
Lin Feng nodded weakly, his mind went blank and he couldn't remember what happened after yesterday.
"Brother Lin, would you like Yan'er to pinch your head for you? Daddy drank too much, and it was Yan'er who pinched his head for him. But dad has never drank so much like Brother Lin, and Yan'er doesn't know how to pinch his head.
It doesn’t matter whether it works or not.”
Yan'er is here too? Lin Feng is so uncomfortable that he just wants to split his head open and doesn't care about tenderness or sweetness.
Yan'er squeezed his head, Huang Zhong patted his back, and Liao Hua rubbed his legs. The three of them served Lin Feng for a long time, and Lin Feng was finally able to open his eyes smoothly.
Looking at the three people with concerned faces in front of him, Lin Feng coughed twice and said with a wry smile: "Thank you very much. How much wine did I drink yesterday? I only remember having sex with Mr. Lu, and what happened next is a little bit
The impression is gone."
Huang Zhong shouted in a deep voice: "You deserve it! Yesterday, you and Fengxian drank two and a half jars of wine, a total of fifty kilograms. With that amount of wine, not to mention drinking it alone, even if you drink it for a group of people, you will get drunk.
. But you two are fine now. Your tongues are hard from drinking, so you still have to drink.
He said there must be a winner and loser."
Lin Feng endured the throbbing pain in his head and sat up with Yan'er's help. He got used to it for a while. When he no longer felt dizzy, he asked in a low voice: "So Boss Lu drank too much?"
Huang Zhong stared: "Brother, tell the truth, did you have a plan in advance? From the beginning of the banquet, you wanted to get Fengxian drunk?"
He raised his head and glanced at Huang Zhong, but Lin Feng said nothing.
Liao Hua interjected: "My lord, I can't say enough about my drinking capacity. I have never seen such a large number of people in my life."
After Huang Zhong and Liao Hua's narration, Lin Feng understood what happened yesterday.
Lin Feng was worthy of being brewed by Erguotou in later generations. In the end, Lu Bu was slightly inferior in terms of drinking capacity and was the first to vomit all over the floor. He sat on the ground and pulled Lin Feng and called him "Little Brother Lin" three times, and was later carried back out by his servants.
Huang Zhong stared at Lin Feng strangely for a long time, shook his head and said: "Although I am very unhappy that you drank like this, little brother, it is an unexpected surprise that you were able to win Gao Shun from Fengxian. Although Gao Shun
He is taciturn, but bold and courageous. He is a good material. With a little training in the future, he will be a good helper by your side."
Lin Feng raised his head suddenly, his eyes almost popping out of his sockets.
"Brother, what did you say? What brought Gao Shun over?"
Huang Zhong nodded and said: "Yesterday you and Fengxian played a Buqu bet with each other, saying that whoever lost would give the other a Buqu. Fengxian chose Liao Hua, and you, my younger brother, chose Gao Shun. Later.
You won. Fengxian said on the spot that Gao Shun would follow you in the future. Gao Shun was slightly dissatisfied. Fengxian almost drew his sword and killed Gao Shun, but his brother stopped him and prevented a tragedy. In the end, Gao Shun had no choice but to kill him.
I didn't obey Fengxian's order and took you as my master. Now Gao Shun is still waiting outside the door."
Lin Feng was stunned.
Did Lu Bu really send Gao Shun here?
That was Gao Shun, the man who trained one of the five powerful soldiers of the Three Kingdoms and fell into the camp!
By the way, the system proposed to challenge Lu Bu in a one-on-one fight, but it didn't say that two people must fight each other. If Lu Bu wins at the wine table, it can be considered a one-on-one challenge.
So the hidden mission of "Lu Bu among men" has been completed?
Regardless of whether the task was completed or not, Gao Shun was right outside the door anyway. Lin Feng struggled to stand up and couldn't wait to go outside to see him.
With Yan'er's support, Lin Feng walked out of the room.
Gao Shun stood in the courtyard with a low eyebrow, and it was not clear from his calm expression what he was thinking.
Seeing Lin Feng coming out, Gao Shun took a step forward, crossed his hands in front of his chest, lowered his head slightly and said softly: "Gao Shun has met Colonel Lin."
Lin Feng broke away from Yan'er, swayed his body, came to Gao Shun in a few steps, held Gao Shun's arm with both hands, and said in a trembling voice: "I can get brother Gao Shun to follow me. Lin Feng was so happy that he didn't know what to say for a moment.
.Brother Gao Shun, from now on, you and I are brothers. As long as I, Lin Feng, have a mouthful of meat to eat, I will not let Brother Gao become a vegetarian. If I have a mouthful of wine, I will not let Brother Gao drink water."
Just kidding, if a strong man like Gao Shun joins, if you don't win over him quickly, when will you win over him?
Gao Shun seemed to be somewhat infected by Lin Feng's enthusiasm. He showed a smile on his cold face and nodded to Lin Feng without saying a word.
Lin Feng pulled Gao Shun to stand still, turned to Huang Zhong and said: "Brother, from today on, the name of my subordinates will be changed to the trapped camp, and they will all be led by brother Gao Shun. I believe that brother Gao Shun will be able to train a soldier for me.
An invincible force that charges into battle."
Huang Zhong and Liao Hua were stunned at the same time, wondering why Lin Feng trusted Gao Shun so much.
Gao Shun on the side suddenly widened his eyes after hearing what Lin Feng said, and asked in a trembling voice: "Does Captain Lin really mean what he said? Are you really willing to hand over all your soldiers to Gao Shun for training?"
Lin Feng nodded heavily: "I know that Brother Gao has always wanted to train a strong army in the world. From today on, I will give you this opportunity. I hope you will not let me down."
Gao Shun stepped back a few steps and bowed to Lin Feng.
"Your Majesty, please accept Gao Shun's obeisance. Shun hereby swears an oath that if he cannot train a strong army for the Lord after three months, I would like to come and see you!"