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38, I am too southern (fifteen)

Regarding this question, Tan Zhao looked at Pei Nian's serious look and made a bold guess: "Brother, you don't want to sell Amway for me, do you?"

Pei Nian crossed his legs and said slightly to cover up: "If it's useful, why not?"

Qi Lin:...Brother Nian, calm down!

Tan Zhao was a little confused: "Do handsome men and beauties in the entertainment industry also need them?"

Qi Lin obviously has more say in this issue than Pei Nian: "You don't know this little Gu. Most people in the industry have disordered schedules. Your brother is already settled. Many variety shows have to be recorded late at night.

In variety shows, there are still people who attend night shows for a week in a row. Do you think they will suffer or not? Are they bald or not?"

Tan Zhao blinked: "But I didn't see it..."

“Let’s learn about wigs and shadow powder!”

No, he has fine hair, no need to know :).

But back to business, Tan Zhao rarely rejected Pei Nian: "Brother, there is no need for Amway, and this is not a cosmeceutical. I still need sales volume. The contract I signed with the pharmaceutical company does not require sales volume. Tropical Rainforest is a prescription drug.

, it can also be regarded as a kind of people’s livelihood. Although it is not covered by medical insurance, it is a drug in a strict sense, and patients have the right to choose.”

Pei Nian was silent for a moment and nodded: "I understand, but you still didn't say how effective it is?"

Tan Zhao thought for a while, organized his words, and said to two pairs of bright eyes: "This blogger, as long as he keeps using it, I think there is a high probability that he will be really good."

Qi Lin was stunned: "So confident?"

"Of course, even if you don't believe me, you should believe the Food and Drug Administration. The description of drugs has always been very rigorous. There is no need to worry about my reputation being damaged." Tan Zhao said this while looking at Pei Nian.

Qi Lin: ...Oh, it’s me who disturbed your brothers and sisters :).

But since Gu Xi dared to say such things, Qi Lin felt that there was nothing to worry about, and it was indeed their concern that caused chaos. Gu Xi made it clear that he was not from the entertainment industry, so even if he responded, he did not need to follow

The rules of the game in the entertainment industry.

"I understand too." Qi Lin paid attention to the live broadcast room of Gangjing blogger and decided to check it out every day and wait for the delicious taste.

And this "really fragrant" arrived earlier than he expected.

This millionaire blogger's ID is "The Honest Master". He is famous for his bold speech and pungent words. Many brands have been criticized by him. In his opinion, the tropical rainforest is the IQ tax.

Since it is an IQ tax series, don't blame him for joking about it. It just so happened that he had no "inspiration" this month, so he went to the hospital to register and got back a course of treatment.

For the first half a month, he could use various pungent words with rich imagery to describe the unbearable smell of the tropical rainforest every day. It was either smelly or... unpleasant, so unpleasant that he took it.

I went to have a tube of air tested, but the testing agency said they would have to pay extra to do it.

Since he opened this live broadcast room, the number of viewers has soared. The "honest old master" has felt the heat brought by the tropical rainforest, and has become more happy interacting with fans every day. He even held a prize-winning essay competition in the live broadcast room.

, as long as you blow the "smell of the tropical rainforest" well, the first place will receive a cash bonus of 888 yuan.

Because of the popularity and rewards from the fans, he dared to put even "shi" on his head! What's more, it was just a bottle of unpleasant-smelling potion. Anyway, he was already bald. If he had money, he could get a hair transplant.

This kind of happiness ended with hair growing on the head of the "honest old master".

"Damn it! Honesty, you've grown hair! It's true!"

"My eyes! Sisters, please tell me if this is the official new bald gospel filter! Isn't this too real?!"

"It's not a filter! I just checked! There's no filter!"

"Old Honesty, tell us, besides using tropical rainforest, what other products do you use?"

"I chased the whole journey. Unfortunately, Honesty only used the tropical rainforest."

"No - I don't believe it! Don't!"

"Old Honesty, stop touching your hair! Stop looking in the mirror! Come on and say something! You are not a fellow brother of Honesty!"

"Old Honesty!"

Following the collective call of the barrage, Lao Cheng suddenly burst into tears with tears in his eyes: "Fuck! I have hair! From now on, I will return to the world of handsome men!"

"..."

"...Old Honesty, how many dishes are there!"

"...Old Honesty, as long as I have a peanut!"

"...Old Honesty, would you like a cephalosporin?"

"No! I won't listen! My mother-in-law has actually grown her hair! I'm going, I'm announcing that from now on, Tropical Rainforest is my biological father! I'm closer than my biological father!"

At this time, the live broadcast room suddenly fell into silence, and even the barrage was interrupted.

Qi Lin watched the whole process and was almost overjoyed. Could it be that this "really fragrant" came too quickly, and... it can actually grow hair! What about those anti-baldness shampoos on the market?

Qi Lin's mind wandered inexplicably, and the fans who were waiting in the live broadcast room suddenly...wept on their faces.

"No, I don't believe it! My new source of happiness is gone just like that! I burst into tears, I... am also a bald star!"

"Go upstairs, you're either going to be bald or dead. You're an adult now and it's time to make your own choice [smoking]!"

"This is too difficult! I don't want it! How can it be useful?"

"...I was thinking, should we give Gu Xi an apology?"

The barrage fell into silence again, although but...can't the taste be improved?!

"No! I would rather be bald than use the tropical rain forest!"

"Me too! Whose potion tastes so bad!"

"Brothers, put it up so Gu Xi can see it and improve the taste, boss!"

"Agree upstairs!"

"..."

At this moment, Tan Zhao finally opened his personal Weibo. Because Gu Xi had already been registered, he added a prefix, low-key Gu Xi v: If you don’t improve, you won’t accept the command of Pharmaceutical Cloud :).

What kind of attitude is this! Make it clear whether you want to use it or not!

However, for the sake of hair, the fragrance is nothing! But it is just the nature of human beings, which proves that they are living human beings. Under the comments on Weibo, there is a series of no buy or negative comments, but they are the ones who run to the hospital the most frequently.

Anyway, it comes with a nose clip, so the smell is gone and they want their hair!

Hair, here they come!

Lao Chengcheng, who used Tropical Rainforest for his first live broadcast, is still insisting on doing live broadcasts. He even posted a special post on Weibo to thank Gu Xi and apologize for the ridicule he had made.

——To be honest, I can live in the tropical rainforest for the rest of my life!

After he finished sending it, he didn't expect Gu Xi to reply to him and continued to live broadcast happily. After one course of treatment, his smooth head was already dark, so he went to the hospital again and brought back the second course of treatment.

.

And by the time his second course of treatment was broadcast live, there were already countless Tropical Rainforest Fragrance Parties on the Internet.

It’s not a lie these days that everyone is curing baldness.

Under Tan Zhao's cold Weibo, many people have come back to apologize. Of course, some people have also made wishes, saying that patients with "alopecia areata" should also enjoy the same benefits! What else is there to lose weight, beautify, and maintain beauty, with various varieties, and ordering dishes?

Same.

"...They should thank me." Zhuang Chengyan suddenly said this.

Tan Zhao put his hands in his pockets: "What do you want to thank you for?"

"Of course you are thanking me for asking you to stop improving the taste, otherwise..." It would not be as simple as a small death.

"Just be poor! Senior Brother Wei will treat you to dinner later, will you go?"

Zhuang Chengyan is not without self-awareness sometimes: "He usually avoids me like a rabbit, so how come he suddenly wants to invite me to dinner in a polite way? Hongmen Banquet!"

"So you know that you hate cats and dogs, tsk~" Tan Zhao joked.

"That's because I don't have the same knowledge as ordinary people." Zhuang Chengyan snorted and put a scarf on himself, "Let's go, it's rare for an iron rooster to pluck its feathers. I'm going to eat him!"

"..." A moment of silence for Senior Brother Wei's wallet.

"Speaking of which, you have made a lot of money recently, right? Senior Brother Wei knows how to treat guests, why don't you treat me to a nice meal?" The two of them went out, Zhuang Chengyan said as they walked.

Tan Zhao took a step to the side: "It's like you got less dividends! We are mutual."

"Tch, I've been so bored lately, how about you find someone to 'order' food and let's try it again?" Zhuang Chengyan said eagerly.

"...I refuse."

Senior Brother Wei was already waiting at the hot pot restaurant, and when the two of them arrived, the dishes were already served.

"Hey, senior brother, you are so charming!"

Senior Brother Wei was choked, but he was in a good mood and didn't care! Anyway, it wasn't the first day he knew about Junior Brother Zhuang's temperament.

"Come on, thank you for your kindness, it's all in the tea!"

Someone from Jianghu Tan:...Okay.

"What has Junior Brother Gu been busy with recently?" Senior Brother Wei has finally discovered that Junior Brother Gu Xi is just silent and wants to make a big splash. He also wants to take care of Junior Brother, but... geniuses are so unreasonable.

But there are too many geniuses in Q University. If he was jealous of every one of them, he might have been kicked out of the laboratory long ago. In this regard, Senior Brother Wei has a particularly good mentality.

"I know about this problem, Axi has been busy on Weibo recently!"

"...Shut up!" x2!

Zhuang Chengyan curled his lips and took a sip of herbal tea silently.

At this moment, a scream suddenly came from the other end of the hot pot restaurant. The three of them stood up immediately and saw a mess behind them.

Someone had hot hot pot red oil splashed on their face!!

"Doctor! Is there a doctor here?"

"Call the police, no, call 120!"

After such a big accident, the scene was in a panic. The waiters were confused and there was no doctor present. The injured person was actually a child. When Tan Zhao stepped forward, someone had already recognized him.

"It's Gu Xi!"

However, Tan Zhao no longer cared about the video being recorded, and asked the clerk for something to treat burns as an emergency, and then he took action. But the red oil pan was so hot that it might leave scars.

The author has something to say: One-day Notes on the System: What you want really smells good, does it smell good →_→?

Thanks to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution between 2020-02-01 20:41:10~2020-02-02 20:53:05~

Thanks to the little angels who threw the grenades: Yu Qiu and Youyan 1;

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mines: 3 puff-eating meatballs; 1 Yuqiu, lost., meow meow, falling light, meowing, and falling dust;

Thanks to the little angels who irrigated the nutrient solution: 128 bottles of Qingsu; 30 bottles of Yanlan; 20 bottles of Ye Diexin, Ouch, Cup Family, Xixia, Scorpio yl; 17 bottles of ShalaLaLaLaEeeeeeeee; I want to raise them

12 bottles of cat's fish; 11 bottles of Joshua blue; 10 bottles of Sijun, Yuqiu, Qin, Axi, ink color; 6 bottles of rice name; wind chimes, peach brother, Tu Ye., Qixiu Ruyi, holding a lantern and talking about mulberry at night

5 bottles of hemp, Fan You; 4 bottles of vivi cat, Mu Xi; 2 bottles of cloud swallows holding flowers, Wang Ziyi, jujubes and walnuts; the weather is clear and no rain, the sunset face, the rain sleeps, the swallow shadows are sparse, one loves to paint delicious food

The 鸪, the former son, Nanxi, the Qingyu case, 20487360, Bangeyue people, 1 bottle of students' swords and students' swords;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!


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