Dong Zhuo sat in the main seat and looked coldly at the young drugstore owner below, with some scrutiny and suspicion in his eyes.
"What's your name?" Dong Zhuo suddenly asked.
The young drugstore owner seemed to be extremely frightened. His legs suddenly became weak and he knelt down directly in front of Dong Zhuo. He trembled and said: "Hey, Li Qiao, a grassroots man from Yingchuan and Yangzhai... has met the Prime Minister!"
Prime Minister, the common people are innocent! I hope Prime Minister will not kill me!"
Dong Zhuo waved his hand impatiently and said: "Who said they want to kill you? Get out of here! I have something to ask you!"
The drugstore owner named Li Qiao seemed not to be able to hear it. He just kowtowed to Dong Zhuo vigorously and kept shouting: "Prime Minister, spare your life! Prime Minister, spare your life!"
Dong Zhuo winked at Guo Si, who was standing beside him, and saw that Guo Si understood, strode forward, grabbed the drug store owner, raised his hand, and slapped his ears, only to slap him with the head of a human pig.
The brain is the same, and this guy just calmed down.
"Comfortable?"
Drug store owner Li Qiao nodded in agreement.
Dong Zhuo tapped the table gently with his hand and said, "You are from Yuzhou and you came to Guanzhong to sell medicine. Why?"
Li Qiao hummed as he said: "Ago, the year before last, Sun Fujun, the governor of Yuzhou, occupied Yingchuan County. The former governor of Yuzhou, Kongfujun, died. The governor Sun recruited a large number of troops, regardless of the number of registered males, and threatened to rule them all.
When I joined the army, I was alone. I didn't want to squeeze into the front line and lose my life, so I secretly sold my family property and escaped. Fortunately, I had relatives in Guanzhong, so I came here to join the army. Isn't it possible that the prime minister and the common people are all guilty of this?
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"Okay, okay!" Dong Zhuo was too lazy to listen to the babble of the drugstore owner. He waved his hands as if to ward off flies and said: "I didn't want to do anything to you. Why are you panicking? I called you here because of your drugstore."
The elixir sold in the book!"
Li Qiao was suddenly stunned when he heard this.
"Xiang, Xiangguo said, are you talking about the ancestral immortal powder sold in Cao Min's shop?"
When Dong Zhuo heard this, he raised his eyebrows and said, "What, is it still passed down from ancestors?"
Li Qiao nodded vigorously and said to Dong Zhuo: "Yes, it has been passed down from our ancestors! This recipe has been passed down from generation to generation in small folk families. It is used to recuperate the body, prolong life, cure diseases and recover from illness. The ancestors have their last wishes. If it were not for the difficulties of future generations, millions of people would not be able to save them."
This secret recipe must not be spread to the world..."
"Oh?" Dong Zhuo seemed to be a little interested when he heard this, and said: "It seems that it is really a good remedy."
Li Qiao looked at Dong Zhuo cautiously and whispered: "Is it that the Prime Minister wants to try this magic formula?"
Dong Zhuo laughed loudly and said: "Yes, if you want to see how miraculous this magic medicine is, why did I call you, a pariah, into the house? Later, when you prepare the medicine for me, you need to be more careful. If not, don't blame me.
No mercy!"
When Li Qiao heard this, he was frightened and panicked, and hurriedly kowtowed: "The common people don't dare, the common people don't dare! How dare the common people disrespect the Prime Minister, and only ask the Prime Minister to spare the lives of the common people!".
"Well, you are quite clever... Come here and write down the prescription. I will send someone out to get the medicine." Dong Zhuo picked up a scroll of slips on the desk and pushed it forward to signal Li Qiao to start writing.
Li Qiao crawled to Dong Zhuo's desk, dipped his pen in ink, and began to write prescriptions on the slips tremblingly.
When he was young, Li Qiao finished writing, and Dong Zhuo picked up the prescription and looked at it carefully.
But I saw it said stalactite, purple quartz, white quartz, sulfur, hematite...etc.
Dong Zhuo didn't know about pharmacology, but he understood it somewhat, so he took a rough look at it.
There were no fixed hospitals or clinics in this era, especially for people like Dong Zhuo who had been in the military all year round. Sometimes when they got sick, they had to treat themselves all by themselves. As the saying goes, a long-term illness makes a good doctor, and the old thief can still do it with all the things he needs.
Understand it once and for all.
Apart from feeling that the medicinal properties are relatively hot and dry, there is nothing special about it.
With just these things, what kind of bullshit magic medicine can be concocted?
Dong Zhuo looked at Li Qiao in disbelief and said hoarsely: "The medicine will be prepared later. If it has no effect, do you believe that I will dig up the graves of your three generations of ancestors?"
Li Qiao was shocked when he heard this and said: "What did the Prime Minister say? Even if I borrow ten thousand courage from the ordinary people, the ordinary people would never dare to deceive you, the Prime Minister."
"Hahahaha." Dong Zhuo scratched the tiger's beard with satisfaction, stretched out his hand to greet Guo Bang and said: "Send people to grab the medicine, remember to find the confidants of our Liangzhou Army, I can't trust others."
Guo Si stretched out his hand to take it and said, "Don't worry, Prime Minister."
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When he was young, he caught all kinds of medicines, so Li Qiao weighed them one by one, crushed them, and prepared them one by one in front of Dong Zhuo and Guo Si.
Li Qiao prepared the medicine for Dong Zhuo very carefully and did not dare to neglect at all. He prepared the medicine in a short time.
Seeing the bags of five stones placed in front of him, Dong Zhuo hesitated again at this moment.
After all, you are taking medicine, not food, so no one would dare to take it blindly.
"How do you eat this thing?"
Li Qiao whispered to Dong Zhuo: "This medicine is a great tonic. It needs to be taken with cold food and cold wine to have the greatest effect."
Dong Zhuo squinted his eyes and thought for a while, and then said to Guo Si: "According to what he said, Zhuo will prepare some cold food and cold wine, and find a few trustworthy chamberlains."
When he was young, Guo Bang sent people to bring food and wine, and also found three chamberlains.
Then Dong Zhuo leaned sharply against the table and shouted at the three servants: "Give you three a chance. Did you see these packets of medicine on the table? Take one packet each! I'll give you three a chance."
Give him a maid from the palace as his mother-in-law, and those who dare not eat will be beheaded!"
As soon as the three of them heard this, they rushed forward in a hurry.
"Xiangguo, I'll eat it!"
"Xiangguo, let's see this little guy eat one and open your eyes!"
"Xiang Guo, I am better than them. I can eat three packs at a time!"
Having said that, the three of them rushed to Dong Zhuo's case to arrest them, fearing that if one of them fell behind, the mother-in-law would be beheaded by Dong Zhuo if she didn't tell them anything.
Seeing the fierce looks of these three chamberlains, Dong Zhuo suddenly became anxious and said angrily: "Be gentle! Just eat one bag! They are all being eaten! Leave some for me!"
After a while, I saw three people each eating a bag of five stones scattered with cold wine and rice.
Dong Zhuo and Guo Bang stared hard at the reactions of the three chamberlains.
Not long after, I saw that all three people were starting to feel restless.
The three chamberlains in front and behind all had red faces, as if they had just been fished out of the pot. Not only were their bodies steaming, but they also began to walk back and forth in the room involuntarily, all of them beaming with excitement.
I thought this medicine was so sweet.
Dong Zhuo squinted his eyes and looked carefully, but found that the expressions of the three people were quite confused, with smiles on their faces, as if they had encountered something happy and happy, and each of them seemed to be very energetic.
The most obvious one is one of them. The male characteristics of his lower body have become very strong, and there is an obvious tall point in the center of his pants.
"Take them down." Dong Zhuo ordered Guo Si.
Guo Si immediately took the order and called for the three chamberlains to be led out of the study.
Just as Li Qiao, who was dispensing the medicine, was about to speak, he saw Dong Zhuo waving his hand at him and saying, "You also go down and wait."
Li Qiao bowed and retreated obediently, but no one noticed that there was a fleeting smile on his face.
Needless to say, this Li Qiao is the school official of the school affairs office. He belongs to the poor family of Yingchuan. He was a classmate and friend of Guo Jia when he was studying. Guo Jia specially brought him from Yingchuan to Jinling City to help in the school affairs office.
Together they manage all the school affairs.
What a good thing it would be to be able to get along with the prodigal son Guo Jia during his school days.
After everyone went down, Dong Zhuo looked at the packets of patent medicines on the table, and his eyes began to shine with blazing light.
As an ancestral figure who enjoyed eating, drinking and having sex, Dong Zhuo was really feeling itchy at the moment.
Others may not be able to understand the state of those people, but Dong Zhuo could see the beauty of this medicine at a glance.
Those three guards were all excited just now.
Dong Zhuo took a deep breath, finally unable to control the devil in his heart, and opened Pandora's box.
After eating a large amount of cold food, Dong Zhuo served him a pack of Five Stone Powder with cold wine.
After eating, Dong Zhuo sat quietly in the hall, waiting for the moment to test the miracle.
After a while, a heat that could not be described in words began to rush from Dong Zhuo's lower abdomen to his chest. The old thief's whole body felt as if he was in a hot spring. Not only was his whole body hot, but he seemed to have endless exertion.
The strength, the inexhaustible spiritual energy.
This damn feeling is really satisfying.
Dong Zhuo laughed, suddenly stood up from his seat, pulled off his robe, and started running back and forth in the study.
Unconsciously, countless bizarre and confusing thoughts seemed to appear in his mind, but they seemed to be extremely real.
Many thoughts that were usually hidden in the subconscious were being opened and reorganized in his mind, and finally weaved into a realistic pattern, which was reflected in front of Dong Zhuo's eyes.
He seemed to see the young Emperor Liu Xie, holding the jade seal and the Emperor's Sword, walking towards him step by step on the Zen platform, and finally bent his knees and raised the tray above his head, asking him to accept the abdication and take charge of the world's most powerful weapon.
He seemed to see himself flying through the clouds and mist, flying across the sky, and attaining immortality. From then on, he would stay with the scorching sun and live as long as the earth.
Everything is what he dreams of, or in other words, everything he thinks he should have.
After a while, the illusion in front of him disappeared bit by bit. Dong Zhuo was sweating profusely and his clothes were naked, but he was full of energy. He looked down at his crotch, but saw that somewhere on his
This is contrary to the norm in recent years, and it is rare for him to be high-spirited and high-spirited.
"Hahahaha!" Dong Zhuo couldn't help but smile, feeling deeply relieved.
"Come here, prepare a car for me quickly! I want to enter the palace! Send someone to the harem first to deliver a message, let the ladies bathe and change clothes, and wait for me to go and favor you! I want to fight her three times today... No, I want to fight her ten