The three hundred and seventieth chapters of life must be happy
There is a saying in China that it is the night of flowers and candles in the bridal chamber, the time of inscription on the gold medal list.
For men in ancient times, these two events were perhaps the happiest moments in life.
The pottery merchant was very lucky. As soon as he traveled back to the late Han Dynasty, he got a very decent status. He could already sit in the position of a feudal official without being named on the gold list.
But now it's the wedding day, and the wife is a peerless beauty.
After this wedding, Tao Shang felt that his life should be considered complete.
Not only the pottery merchants, but many officials and military officials in Pengcheng also felt that the pottery merchants had now become winners in life.
He had just become a Tutor and married a daughter of the Wang family in Taiyuan. Moreover, this woman was extremely beautiful...but the pottery merchant was only twenty-one years old.
But some things really cannot be taken at face value.
Many of a man's hard work cannot be seen by others, and he knows himself well.
Just like this moment...
At this time, in the bridal chamber, the pottery merchant was horrified to find that he seemed to be a little unable to control this woman!
After the two of them drank a full bottle of wine, Diao Chan's face began to turn red gradually, and her eyebrows began to express affection frequently. Her usual obedient and obedient appearance as a little bird gradually disappeared, and she gradually became like a heroine among women.
The space began to spread throughout the room.
"You did it to me!" Diao Chan pointed at the wine cup in the pottery merchant's hand. Although her voice was charming, her words were obviously unreasonable: "What a grown man, you still have half a mouthful of wine left after drinking it!"
The potter's head is covered with black lines.
This is the first time I met a woman drinking wine. This little lady is really in need of cleaning up.
He drank the remaining wine helplessly: "Madam... are you drunk?"
"I'm not drunk!" Diao Chan raised her little neck confidently: "I'm awake...husband, don't underestimate me, have you ever seen a drunk person like me?"
The pottery merchant smiled awkwardly and said this. Diao Chan must be drunk.
This is what a wine grinder usually says when he or she drinks too much.
The lights swayed gently, bringing out the bright red color in the room, giving the room a very atmospheric atmosphere.
At this moment, Diao Chan approached the pottery merchant, handed her wine cup in front of him, and said shyly:
"If my husband is serious about it, please drink the remaining wine from my concubine."
With these words, the whole room was filled with a charming atmosphere.
The potter didn't know what to say at this moment.
The atmosphere is very nice and sentimental, but why are the words so unpleasant to listen to?
This set of little words... sounds familiar to me.
Is that how the little golden lotus in Water Margin teased Wu Song?
How come the wife of a well-known mediator is making such a fuss as to kill her?
"Madam, you seem to have drunk too much... How about I help you take a rest first?"
Diao Chan glanced at the pottery merchant with a look of resentment, as if she was dissatisfied with the pottery merchant's performance.
When I was young...
"Why don't you take a break!"
Diao Chan threw the wine cup to the ground, suddenly stretched out her hands, and violently tore the pottery merchant's red coat with great force, which was beyond the potter's imagination.
"Stab it!"
"Stab it!"
The pottery merchant's red ceremonial robe was actually torn into strips by her.
The potter was frightened and turned pale: "Madam! What...what do you want to do? It's not good for my husband!"
Diao Chan's drunken eyes were hazy, and she showed a cute smile. While she continued to tear the pottery merchant's clothes, she spread her arms to surround him, and the two of them pushed and shoved him towards the back room.
"You're not good at this... I'm fine! Come over here!" After drinking the wine, Meijiao's strength was surprisingly strong at this moment.
In the night, deep in the bridal chamber, faint shouts even rushed out of the courtyard.
"Madam, actually, my husband doesn't like men down there. I don't want to be passive...ah!"
The mandarin ducks are sleeping in pairs at night, and the pear blossoms are crushing the begonias...or perhaps the begonias are crushing the pear blossoms.
Outside the courtyard, Pei Qian and Pei Guang, the Pei brothers, are on duty tonight.
He vaguely heard the potter's cry for help, but saw the Pei brothers looking at each other, with deep smiles on their lips.
"Master, he is... so happy."
"A winner in life!"
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The next morning, Tao Shang rubbed his waist and appeared in the meeting hall, where Guo Jia was already waiting for him.
Guo Jia was smiling and was about to step forward to congratulate the pottery merchant, but suddenly he was stunned.
The potter looked very embarrassed, with dark circles under his eyes, big and swollen bags under his eyes, and bruises on his neck from being scratched.
Faintly, there seemed to be a few blood marks.
Guo Jia opened his mouth wide and looked at the pottery merchant in disbelief. It took him a while to come back to his senses.
"Did you go to the bridal chamber last night... or did you go to compete with someone in martial arts? How did you end up like this?"
The pottery merchant walked and supported the wall. He shook his head and sighed: "It was a miscalculation... You can't mess with a woman who has finished drinking."
Guo Jia unconsciously poked his head forward, glared at the pottery merchant, and asked, "What do you mean by this?"
The potter stretched out his thumb, index finger and middle finger to make a "seven" gesture, and sighed: "Seven times, the stinky bitch bit me seven times last night... and one time she even went to the courtyard to do it...
...Working in the open air...I've never seen such a big person in my life!"
Guo Jia subconsciously sighed: "This is too crazy."
"I can't do it unless I agree. I was completely forced... I feel like I can vomit blood on the sidewalk right now."
Guo Jia showed a distressed expression and said: "Xu Rong went out for hunting a few days ago and came back from hunting a red deer. He gave some antler to Guo... Guo gave it to the Taifu, which can be regarded as a token of affection.
, I wish Taifu good health."
"It's enough if you have this kind of heart." The pottery merchant covered his waist, grinned and sat on the couch, and asked again: "Has any news come back from Kaiyang County?"
Guo Jia's face suddenly straightened up, and he changed back to a serious face, and said to Tao Shang: "The formal battle report documents have not been sent yet, but the school affairs office has sent back some news in advance."
Seeing Guo Jia's solemn words, Tao Shang asked hurriedly: "What's the current situation?"
Guo Jia sighed, shook his head and said, "It was something that we planned in advance, but there were some changes."
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"kill!"
In the mountains and forests not far away from Kaiyang County, the war between Xu Chu and Zang Ba's group was coming to an end.
Facing the capable warriors of the Tiger Guards, Zang Ba and his men were beaten to the point where they lost their helmets and armor and fled in all directions in the mountains and forests.
Zang Ba has never been so arrogant in his life, but the soldiers of the Jinling Tiger Guard are too brave, and the Taishan bandit army is simply difficult to resist, especially when they encounter a member like Xu Chu who can almost be called a foot soldier.
An invincible general, Zang Ba and others were even more cowardly in the face of his bravery.
Under the protection of a group of infantry, Zang Ba hurried down the mountain to the west in a panic.
Just as they ran out of the forest and onto the official road to the west, they suddenly heard the sound of horse hooves. Suddenly, the torch in front of the official road suddenly lit up, and a sturdy soldier and horse appeared in front of Zang Ba's group.
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Zang Ba trembled all over and shouted almost in lamentation: "My life is at stake!"
Just when he was about to muster up his courage and lead the crowd to fight against the officers and soldiers blocking the official road, he suddenly heard a familiar voice from among the "official soldiers".
"Could it be that the person opposite is Brother Xuan Gao?"
Hearing this familiar voice, Zang Ba couldn't help but feel excited. He shouted to the front with all his strength, "Could it be Brother Chang Xian who's coming?"
Not long after Zang Ba's voice fell, Chang Xi, supported by a group of guards around him, hurriedly rode out of the battle and rushed towards Zang Ba's direction.
Chang Xi has deer-like eyebrows, high cheekbones, and sparse hair on his forehead, almost bald. Just by looking at his face, you can tell that he is not a good bird.
Chang Xi hurriedly came to Zang Ba's side.
But Zang Ba was covered in blood, and there were not many guards left around him. It looked like he had just fought an embarrassing battle.
Chang Xi rolled his eyes and his brain began to race rapidly.
"Brother Xuan Gao... I heard that my brother's military camp was being harassed by the army, so I didn't dare to neglect it, so I led my elite troops to come to support... Brother, are you injured?"
Zang Ba waved his hand weakly and sighed: "It's really hard to explain. The Xuzhou Army, which was born in the army, took advantage of the wedding period to raise troops to attack me. It is really despicable! All my soldiers and horses are scattered, and there are only these few left.
Brothers, Brother Changxian, quickly clear the way and lead us to your camp for a while."