Four hundred and ninetieth eight chapters scribe scolding
Mi Heng was summoned to Kaiyang City by the pottery merchant.
Tao Shang first handed Chen Lin's article to Mi Heng for reading.
After Mi Heng took a rough look at it, he threw it aside.
Upon seeing this, the pottery merchant asked him: "How do you feel? This is a masterpiece handwritten by Chen Lin, a talented man from Hebei today."
Mi Heng raised his head so high that his eyes almost reached the sky. He pointed his nostrils at the pottery merchant and blew out hot breath.
"The writing is mediocre, the words are sparse, and there is no redeeming feature. What is there to boast about? You are so talented, bah!"
Ni Heng spoke so arrogantly, the pottery merchant was not angry but happy.
"I just like your great talent! You are such a great guy!"
"Huh?" Mi Heng frowned.
"I mean, a real husband! Someone, bring me some pen and ink!"
Mi Heng couldn't help but be stunned when he heard this.
What is the purpose of taking pen and ink?
When they were young, the two new maids, Qiao Yi and Qiao Yun, brought in pens and ink, letters and other items, and polished the ink on the spot and arranged them.
Mi Heng looked back and forth at the two young maids in surprise, wondering: "What's going on...these two girls? Are they twins?"
The potter chuckled: "Are twins strange?"
Mi Heng said with emotion: "It's hard to find such stunning beauty in the world, and they look so similar... These two are your sisters, right?"
"You can dream!" The pottery merchant said with a smile, "Can my sister sharpen ink and write a message for you? These are my two personal maids."
When Mi Heng heard this, little stars appeared in his eyes of envy.
In the decadent life of the princes, the maidservants are so beautiful and unique that it makes people envious.
As if to confirm Mi Heng's words, after Qiao Yi and Qiao Yun finished polishing the ink, they stood behind the potter, one on the left and one on the right, to rub his shoulders.
The potter was also a little embarrassed. He quietly turned his head and winked at the two girls, indicating that they didn't have to do this.
The problem is that the two girls acted as if they didn't hear anything. They lowered their heads and performed their duties, kneading the pottery.
The strength is just right and it is really comfortable.
The pottery merchant sighed in embarrassment and said, "Zhengping, let's start writing a message."
"Oh." Mi Heng looked at the potter with envy and jealousy, then he took a pen and started to dip it in ink.
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"A message? You want me to write a message?" Mi Heng asked in confusion.
Tao Shang raised his eyebrows and said: "How fresh. You yourself said that Chen Lin's writing is not good and her level is not good enough. Then write a good article for me to scold her now... I specially approve that you can use swear words in your article. "
Mi Heng stared blankly at the pottery merchant for a while, then suddenly got angry and said, "What do you think of you? A literary clerk who encourages you, or a street shrew who helps you curse?"
"Hey, hey, hey!" Mr. Tao shook his index finger and said, "Be careful what you say. Don't forget that your concubine and son are still being raised by Tao for you."
"I have no concubine and no son!"
The potter seemed not to have heard what he said, and said to himself: "Your son seems to be able to call daddy now."
The muscles on Mi Heng's face twitched back and forth, and finally he gave in helplessly. He knelt down and picked up a pen, preparing to write a message.
He wrote blankly for a long time, but he didn't miss a word.
The pottery merchant looked at him doubtfully and said, "What's wrong?"
"I have made you so angry that I have no thoughts in my mind, and I can't write at all." Mi Heng told the truth this time.
The pottery merchant suddenly said "Oh", and then gave Mi Heng a good idea from the bottom of his heart.
"Otherwise... you're going to scold Yuan Shao, Chen Lin, and those bitches under the Yuan family as if they were me? How about you imagine that your message is not scolding them, but me?"
Mi Heng narrowed his eyes, and after thinking carefully for a long time, he moved his pen freely and his thoughts flowed like a fountain.
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Ni Heng's message soon spread throughout the world.
As soon as Ni Heng's message came out, the whole country was shocked.
In today's world, the most talented person in the world, who can be compared with Kong Rong, is actually willing to be a swordsman and penman writing proclamations under the pottery merchant. This Taiping Gongzi pottery merchant has such a charming personality and is unstoppable.
After all, Mi Heng's arrogance and awesomeness have made him a famous figure in the cultural circles across the country since his debut.
For a time, among the literati circles all over the world, the reputation of the pottery merchant immediately rose. After hearing this name, the literati all over the world changed their minds when talking about business.
What surprised people all over the world even more was the content of the denunciation letter written by Mi Heng against the civil and military forces in Hebei.
It’s really amazing!
It took the curse words to a new level in the literature and art of the Han Dynasty!
The most that Chen Lin wrote was to criticize Cao Cao and the pottery merchants, as well as the ancestors of Cao Cao and the pottery merchants.
But the group of people Mi Heng scolded is a bit too broad.
First of all, it is necessary to scold Yuan Shao, which is the opening point.
In the memorial, he was called the Forty-Three Duke in vain, but in fact he was a talented man and a dandy from a wealthy family. He was eight blocks away from Yuan Shu. If Yuan Shu had not died early, how could the Yuan family in Runan have succeeded?
Is he just trying to be pretentious here?
Then he scolded Yuan Shao's father, uncle, Yuan Feng, Yuan Cheng, Yuan Wei and others, saying that the names of these people were all bought and false. They were all despicable villains who stole tripods and overturned heavy weapons.
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As for Chen Lin, who wrote the message for Yuan Shao, she was a gentle scum who deceived the public with her evil words and loved troubles. She was a true villain in the literary and art circles and a hypocrite in the gentry world.
None of the other members of Yuan's army ran away.
Shen Pei is a short-sighted villain, Xu You is a clown who is greedy for money and gain, Tian Feng is a fool who talks trouble out of his mouth, Ju Sue is a simpleton who conceals his status and hides his identity, and Pang Ji is a fool without a brain.
Yan Liang is a brave and reckless man, Wen Chou is a common man with a bad temper, Zhang He is a general who does not live up to his name, Gao Lan is a passerby who makes up his name, and so on.
The dozens of most important civil servants and generals under Yuan Shao's command were not spared and were criticized one by one.
Moreover, as soon as the appeal was circulated, many people with literary talents noticed that Mi Heng's appeal was quite heartfelt, and the resentment and anger in his words seemed to come from his heart.
Everyone secretly guessed in their hearts: They don’t know what kind of deep hatred there is between Mi Heng and Yuan Shao, which made Mi Heng speak from the bottom of his heart in his message and let himself go to ruin the heroes of Hebei.
However, the fact is that Mi Heng only followed what the pottery merchant said and imaginatively regarded Yuan Shao and others as the pottery merchant and scolded them.
The message reached Yecheng, and Yuan Shao's face turned green after reading it.
"What a Mi Heng! What a bitter scholar! How dare you humiliate me like this? I swear to destroy you! You wait, you wait until I conquer Xuzhou, Yuan must serve you well!" Yuan Shao was very angry.
He slapped the table and roared at the top of his lungs.
The counselors below Yuan Shao all looked very unhappy.
"Ming Gong, Mi Heng is so rude, Ming Gong must not admit defeat... We have to ask Chen Lin to write another essay to refute Mi Heng!" The admonisher was Guo Tu, a counselor under Yuan Shao.
A fellow clansman of Guo Jia.
After hearing Guo Tu's words, Yuan Shaofang reacted strongly.
"Yes, Gongze is right! Yuan can't be defeated so easily! He quickly called Chen Lin and asked him to write another apology, scolding Xuzhou civil and military forces! He went to the military advisor to say goodbye, and went to the county magistrate.
Pavilion chief, don't let anyone go! Scold them one by one! Yuan must be better than the potter's thief, and Ni Heng."
When she was young, Chen Lin was ordered to come to Yuan Shao. After hearing the cause and effect, she immediately picked up Mi Heng's message and took a look.
After watching for a while, Chen Lin's face began to turn red, her hands were constantly trembling, and her teeth were clattering.
Especially when he read a passage written by Mi Heng: "Chen Lin, a common man, imitates the tongue of a parrot, holds the pen of a dolphin, barks and flatters to the extreme, how dare such pigs and dogs dare to call themselves scholars."
?', Chen Lin's eyes were filled with stars, and the bad breath in her chest was hard to calm down.
In Chen Lin's life, he has always been the only one to scold others with a pen. When has anyone ever pointed their nose at someone and scolded her like this?
At that moment, they saw that Chen Lin could not breathe, her eyes turned white, and she passed out.
Everyone led by Yuan Shao and others were dumbfounded.
Yuan Shao hurriedly called over the medical officer and took Chen Lin back for diagnosis and treatment.
Chen Lin, on the other hand, felt a surge of anger and lost consciousness for a while. It was nothing serious.
Yuan Shao was unwilling to give up, and the more he thought about it, the angrier he became, and he immediately decided to send troops to conquer Xuzhou.
Jushuo hurriedly admonished Yuan Shao: "Ming Gong, the troops and horses from all states in Hebei have not yet arrived. The most urgent task is to conquer the ferry crossings of the Yellow River first. Baima and Yanjin Ferry are important towns among the crossings. Ming Gong is needed."
Supervise the battle personally. The land bordering Qingzhou and Xuzhou is the right wing of the battlefield. It is not yet necessary for Ming Gong to take action personally. The top priority is to contain the Xuzhou army in Langya Kingdom, and then attack Baima and Yanjin two ferries to capture the main line of the Yellow River in front.