Chapter five hundred and eighty fifth stinky water hero
The moat in Zhongmu County is not comparable to other moats. The water in the river is dirty, smelly, fishy, and smelly. Not only do the people and their livestock in the original county town dumped into the river,
The filth, as well as the grease and blood of today's Xiliang Army soldiers slaughtering cattle and sheep to wash the fresh meat inside, the smell has not completely dissipated at this moment, it is as disgusting as it is disgusting.
When the Xiliang army below the city heard that the people on the city told them to jump into the river to take refuge, they couldn't help but became furious!
Isn't this abusing people?
The soldiers and generals of Xiliang were so angry that they began to stand at the top of the city and cursed at the county soldiers on the top of the city.
Obscene words are what each of them is good at. Now they all work together to stand under the city and curse together. The scene is extremely spectacular. If those sharp words can be replaced by missiles and hit the city wall, maybe
It can even bring down the city wall.
The spectacular collective scolding of the Xiliang army made the county soldiers who had felt a little apologetic towards them disappear in an instant, leaving only annoyance and anger in their hearts.
The county soldiers are all bloody men. How can we let these bastards stand under the city tower and speak dirty words to Marquis Wen's own wife, Aweng and even his ancestors?
Why, we don’t owe you anything!
Fighting back is a must!
So the top of the city tower also started to fight with the people below the city!
The soldiers on both sides were very fiery, their words were extremely loud, and their tone was also fierce. The obscene words collided with each other in the air, and were caught in the air, which made people feel hard to hear. There were all kinds of unpleasant things, and there was no shame or shame.
It makes people's faces turn red unconsciously when they hear it.
On the battlefield, a strange scene suddenly appeared.
Those who break the gong break the gong, those who drive the horses drive the horses, those who set fires set fires, those who have fun, those who have fun, and those who curse.
It's almost more festive than the Chinese New Year, all it takes is setting off firecrackers.
But nothing waits for anyone. As time went by, the frightened and joyful war horses rushed to the edge of the city wall.
And more Xiliang troops had been chased by their horses and had no place to run, roaring and swarming towards the moat.
Under the city, faced with such a crowded situation, the soldiers of the Xiliang Army were so crowded that they could no longer stand.
And the war horses that gradually came galloping made them no longer want to argue with the county soldiers on top of the city.
It's not a big deal for people to watch the excitement and scold someone to relieve their boredom. The soldiers of the Xiliang Army are between life and death, and they can't afford to scold them.
"Plop!"
In this situation with no choice, the first Xiliang soldier finally jumped into the water of the moat.
The smelly, fishy, and strong moat water poured into the mouth of the first person who dared to jump into the moat, and the disgusting heart, anus, spleen, lungs, and kidneys of that soldier were almost vomited out of his body.
But at least you can save a life.
Now that there is the first person who dares to eat crabs, other people will no longer persist and be stubborn.
Whether it's dirty or not, whether it smells bad or not, are all trivial matters. In the end, life is the most important thing.
The body is just a stinky skin. It can stink, but it must not be thrown around as it will affect the environment.
As a result, we saw the soldiers jumping into the moat with a roar. As soon as many of them jumped in, they immediately became disgusted and vomited in the water. But when they opened their mouths to vomit, there was more smelly water.
Entered their mouths, thus forming a vicious cycle.
The county soldiers on the city wall couldn't help but sigh.
This fucking thing is worse than jumping into a manure pit.
Although the eyesight of horses is not as good as that of humans in the dark night, their sense of smell is much more sensitive than humans. The moat contains the smell of blood and odor after the death of cattle and sheep. Naturally, the horses are not willing to get close, so they stay far away.
, ran away somewhere else.
This situation fell into the eyes of the Xiliang army, and they were even more surprised! It was as if they had found a glimmer of hope in the darkness.
More Xiliang soldiers began to bravely dive into the moat!
The powerful army that once dominated the northwest and looked down upon all the princes in the world suddenly fell into a stinky ditch overnight, losing its former majesty and domineering power.
In this current situation, saying that the Xiliang army has become a shrimp soldier and a crab general is just to flatter them. The shrimp soldiers and crab generals are the strongest troops in the sea!
The soldiers in the smelly water ditch can only be called spicy crayfish soldiers at best.
Li Jue and Guo Bang, supported by a group of guards, also stumbled to the edge of the moat.
However, I saw that the originally spacious stinking ditch was now crowded with people, people were bumping into each other, like a large overcrowded bathhouse, and most of the people who jumped in were nauseated and vomited in the stinking ditch.
Although Li Jue was drunk, he was not stupid. The stench and smell came from the moat and invaded his nose, almost making him faint.
"Ugh!" Li Jue couldn't control himself and vomited by the moat on the spot. Poor Xiliang soldier who had just jumped into the stinky ditch. He had just gotten used to the bad smell in the stinking ditch. He raised his head and...
Li Jue spat on him, and the filth instantly wet his face.
Li Jue wiped his dry mouth, turned around angrily and said, "I...I won't jump! I won't jump even if I die!"
Guo Bang turned around and looked at the group of horses that would come here at some unknown time. He stamped his feet and said, "Hey! Brother, it's already this time. Why are you afraid of face and stench? Jump quickly, or you may accidentally accidentally
I lost my life, but it’s too late to regret it.”
Li Jue still shook his head vigorously and said angrily: "I am the great tycoon of Guanxi! I was the first general under Dong Xiangguo in the past! He is one of the few warriors in Xiliang and leads the flying bear army that dominates the world. I defeated Lu Bu.
, Ma Teng, Han Sui! What kind of hero am I, Li Jue? I will never jump into this stinking puddle! Even if you beat me to death..."
Before he finished speaking, he saw Guo Bang flying up and kicked Li Jue directly on the butt!
"So much nonsense, Brother Li! You'd better get down here!"
In an instant, Li Jue's body was seen drawing a graceful arc in the air, and then fell heavily... heavily into the puddle.
"Guo Aduo, my mother..." After Li Jue fell into the puddle, the nausea in his chest hit his heart, almost to the point of bursting. He suddenly jumped out of the water, just about to curse.
However, he saw that Guo Si's figure had followed him and jumped into the ditch. The place where he fell was exactly on the surface of the water where Li Jue had just emerged.
"Ahhh!"
Li Jue let out a scream of terror, but unfortunately it had no effect at all. His head that had just emerged from the sewage was knocked back heavily by Guo Bang in an instant.
But seeing the position Li Jue and Guo Bang fell into, small bubbles were popping out...
Seeing that the Xiliang army was in decline, Zhao Yun immediately ordered his men to stop beating gongs and setting fires. The rear stronghold they were staying in was extremely strong because Li Jue had prevented the war horses, so the war horses did not rush in this direction, but instead trampled on Li Jue's soldiers.
Base camp.
Now that all the troops were in chaos, Zhao Yun immediately ordered everyone to stop, and then took off the cloth strips and earplugs from his ears.
Although the ears were tightly blocked, the ears of Tao Jun soldiers were still shocked. Many of them had vomited just now. There was a buzzing sound in their heads, and there was also a brief tinnitus in their ears.
Many soldiers could not bear the excitement of the sound and vomited on the spot the moment they took off their earplugs and cloth strips.
Sima Yi's face turned pale. After taking off the cloth, he pressed his ears hard and said to Zhuge Liang: "You really killed a thousand enemies and suffered eight hundred losses. You can't use this damaging move again in the future."
Zhuge Liang also looked very bad. His ears were buzzing. Even if he took off the cloth, he couldn't seem to hear what Sima Yi said clearly.
He turned his head in confusion, looked at Sima Yi, and said curiously: "Brother, I seem to be unable to hear...what did you say?"
Sima Yi sighed.
For the sake of these horses, these people on our own side have been made deaf. I don't know whether this strategy is worth it or not.