Lumen Mountain next to Xiangyang City is where Pang Tong's uncle Pang Degong lived in seclusion.
Pang Degong was well-known in Jingxiang. He was the best at fortune-telling and was known as "Knowing People." Although his reputation as a fortune teller was not better than that of Xu Shaolai, it could not be said to be inferior to him.
Mr. Pang Degong now lives in seclusion in Lumen Mountain and makes a living by collecting herbs. Although he has a celestial spirit, he has not strayed away from the ordinary world, and he still pays more attention to his reputation.
In his daily life, he always criticizes famous people in the world to increase his reputation.
If Xu Zijiang of Runan became famous by commenting on the first day of the month, then Pang Degong became famous by giving people nicknames.
Mr. Pang De's level of giving nicknames to people is definitely not an ordinary level. He is the kind that everyone likes to hear and see.
Of course, the nicknames given by Mr. Pang De are definitely not the social nicknames of later generations, such as "Pheasant Little Stutterer, Nest Skin Datian Er", but a very elegant nickname for celebrities.
For example, the celebrity Sima Hui was nicknamed Mr. Shui Jing by Pang Degong. The four words "Mr. Shui Jing" are almost more familiar in Jingzhou than Sima Hui's real name. In the land of Jingxiang, you say you It's okay if you don't know Sima Hui, but if you say you don't know "Mr. Shui Jing", then you are basically in trouble.
On this day, Pang Degong finished collecting medicine at the foot of the mountain and was drinking by himself on the mountain. He saw a young man coming to him in a hurry and said to him: "Pang Degong, it's not good!"
Pang Degong turned around and saw Cui Jun, a famous student from Jingzhou.
"Who do I think you are? It turns out to be Zhou Ping. Come and have a drink with me." Pang Degong greeted Cui Jun with a smile and asked him to sit down.
But Cui Jun is obviously not in the mood to drink right now.
He said angrily to Pang De: "Pang Gong, it's bad, something big has happened in the world."
Pang Degong said without taking it seriously: "Big things happen every day in this world. No matter how big it is, what does it have to do with you and me, no matter how big it is?"
Cui Jun hurriedly stepped forward and said: "Pang Gong, this time is different. This big event has nothing to do with me, but it has something to do with you, old man!"
Pang Degong stroked his goat's beard and said slowly: "What kind of things in this world can have anything to do with me?"
Cui Jun said hurriedly: "Do you still remember the Lumen post you posted yesterday?"
The Lumen Post is a list that Pang Degong uses from time to time to evaluate celebrities in Jingzhou and give them nicknames. It is Pang Degong's exclusive patent and a powerful tool for showing off.
Pang Degong said slowly: "Of course I remember. In yesterday's Lumen post, I commented on Pang Tong and Pang Shiyuan, saying that his talent is worthy of the word Feng Chu. What does this have to do with the world's major events?"
Cui Jun slapped his thigh hard and said anxiously: "The relationship is too big, and the only thing that's bad about it is the word "Feng Chu"!
Pang Degong frowned and looked at him, wondering: "Why, could it be that these two words are taboo?"
Cui Jun shook his head and said: "That's not true, it's just that these two words are now criticized by the world as plagiarism..."
Upon hearing this, Pang Degong swayed and almost fell down from the cushion.
He turned to look at Cui Jun in surprise, and said doubtfully: "Plagiarism, plagiarism? Who plagiarized?"
Cui Jun looked at him with a solemn expression: "You plagiarized."
"Go to hell!" Mr. Pang Degong suddenly stood up and said angrily: "You just plagiarized, and your whole family plagiarized!"
Cui Jun waved his hands vigorously: "I'm not saying you plagiarized, it's the world saying you plagiarized."
Mr. Pang De was furious: "Which person in the world is so unreliable? Who did I copy?"
"Say you copied the pottery maker."
"Potter? That Prince of Peace?"
Cui Jun nodded vigorously.
Pang Degong couldn't help but sneered: "I've never even seen anyone named Tao, so how can I plagiarize him? What did I copy from him?"
"Speaking of the fact that Pang Tong is Fengchu."
Pang Degong rolled his eyes: "This nickname was originally used by me to criticize Feng Chu. What does it have to do with the pottery merchant?"
Cui Jun looked at him cautiously, swallowed his mouth and said: "Pang Gong, you posted the Lumen post yesterday to inform the world that Pang Tong can be called Feng Chu. But as early as some time ago, it spread all over the world.
The potter had already called Pang Tong Fengchu and Zhuge Liang Wolong on the battlefield..."
At this moment, Mr. Pang De was completely stunned.
He had just come up with the two names Wo Long Feng Chu at the beginning of the year and never mentioned them to others. He just planned to throw them out inadvertently to gain a good reputation.
He gave Fengchu to Pang Tong, and Wolong, he still hasn't figured out who to name.
Why did it suddenly involve the pottery merchant and Zhuge Liang?
Pang Degong was trembling, and his hand holding the wine cup was unsteady.
He carefully placed the wine cup on the case, looked out the window with dull eyes, and muttered: "This is impossible, this is impossible... This must be a potter's plagiarism from me."
Cui Jun sighed: "There is nothing we can do about it. After all, the pottery merchant said that the crouching dragon and the phoenix chick are ahead of you."
"Who are you guys with?" Pang Degong said angrily.
Cui Jun shrank his neck in fright: "I didn't say that, it was the world that said it."
"Everyone in the world is blind!" Pang Degong sat down angrily, picked up the slips and pen and ink, and started writing.
Cui Jun looked over doubtfully and said, "What is Pang Gong going to write?"
"I want to criticize the potters with every word and every word!"
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The incident of Pang Degong happened after the battle between Zhuge Liang and Pang Tong.
During the battle, Pang Tong first watched the soldiers and horses of the Jinling Army filing out, and then watched his ten generals lined up neatly in front of the formation. Finally, his eyes fell on a man sitting on a cart, swaying his feathers.
fan.
Pang Tong couldn't look away at that time, and he felt so envious.
Is this person Zhuge Liang?
Hi! You are both waving a fan and riding a pushcart. How stylish!
Of course, he himself is also handsome.
Otherwise, Prince Taiping is a British master who only meets once in hundreds of years. Just look at how he takes his disciples in a decent manner. He has never fought before, but in terms of external appearance, he already dominates others.
Looking back on myself, compared with Zhuge Liang, I look much shabby.
Pang Tong felt very sad in his heart. He shouted to the opposite side: "Your Excellency, you are Zhuge Liang? Wolong?"
Zhuge Liang cupped his hands in the air: "The theory of Wolong is just a casual joke by the teacher. It cannot be taken seriously. Brother Pang is laughing at it."
Pang Tong said loudly: "You didn't take it seriously, but I took it seriously. You don't want to be Wolong, but I think the nickname of Fengxiao is good. You and I are one dragon and one phoenix. Today we will fight in front of the three armies.
How is the outcome?"
Zhuge Liang cupped his hands and said, "Brother Pang rows down the road, and I will follow."
Pang Tong immediately arranged for everyone to set up a formation, and ten generals led each department to form a formation in front of the three armies.
Zhuge Liang observed it carefully for a while and praised: "What a plum blossom formation, it is indeed interesting."
After that, he arranged for the Jinling generals to break the formation and let them divide their work.
The pottery merchant was standing at the top of the city watching, when suddenly, he saw Sima Yi coming to his side.
"Teacher, I think the other party sending Pang Tong to fight is more than what it seems."
The pottery merchant wondered: "What do you mean?"
"The disciples believe that Pang Tong is only outspoken, but they actually have a secret hand."