[Due to some reasons, a chapter was blocked. The application for unblocking failed and I can’t get out. Dandan wrote a small theater and readjusted the directory. If you like it, you can click it. If you don’t like it, you don’t have to click it.
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Xixi Little Theater.
In the vast universe, an SSS-class spacecraft is wandering in the starry sky. The spacecraft has been floating for unknown years. The owner of the spacecraft has been dead for many years. Only an intelligent optical brain controls this SSS-class spacecraft!
"Oh! It's so boring! It's been almost 10,000 years, and I'm all alone, so boring!"
On the spaceship, an illusory little lolita wearing a pink dress stood boredly in the control room of the spaceship, looking at the starry sky outside, and sighed in a very humane manner.
Her name is: Xixi, and it was the woman on this spaceship who gave her the name.
But more than 9,000 years ago, her master said he was going to a planet to find a treasure, and then drove out in a wingman.
However, as soon as she arrived on the planet, it exploded and her unlucky owner died.
For more than nine thousand years, Xixi has controlled the spacecraft to wander around, but she cannot leave the spacecraft. Her body is an intelligent optical brain in the control room.
"Master, Xixi misses you! Woo woo woo..."
Xixi burst into tears, but there were no tears, only a silver ball trembling slightly in the sky above the control room.
That is the intelligent optical brain, or her body.
Suddenly, Xixi stopped crying because a blue planet appeared in front of her eyes. It was an extremely beautiful planet of life!
"Wow! I finally saw a life star! Xixi seems to have a life of her own, so she's not trapped here!"
Little stars appeared in Xixi's eyes, and then she moved her hands slightly, and a three-dimensional image of the planet appeared on the screen in front of her.
"Scan planet data..."
"Beep! Scan successful! The only life star in the solar system, of which water accounts for 70.8% and 97.5% is undrinkable! The life forms on the planet cannot be calculated, but humans are the dominant ones! The human living environment is seriously polluted and needs to be treated! But it can survive...
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An electronic synthesized voice quickly reported the planet's data to Xi Xi. This was a low-level optical brain tinkered by Xi Xi himself.
"Humans? Transmit human images!"
Xixi suddenly interrupted Guang Nao.
"brush!"
Some three-dimensional images of human beings appeared on the screen, including men and women, with different skin colors.
Xixi looked at the humans above, her expression getting more and more excited, and then she laughed loudly:
"Hahaha! I finally found it! I finally found a human being like my master! Hahaha! Xixi wants to be an adult! She wants to live a free life!"
"Master, the light brain wants to be an adult and needs help from the host. The life level of this living planet is too low. Master, please think twice!"
The electronic synthesized sound sounded again.
"Enough! As long as it's a human being! How many living planets have we encountered? We have never encountered a human being like our master! Now we finally meet it! I want to be an adult! The life level is too low! Then I will help him!"
Xi Xi clenched her little fists tightly, and the silver ball on the ceiling of the control room floated down.
"Master, do you really want to leave?"
"Well! This spaceship belongs to you! I can't miss this opportunity! Little guy, Xixi is gone, and I don't want to wait for a moment anymore! Goodbye!"
Xixi has been waiting for more than nine thousand years. She no longer wants to be trapped in this spaceship. The shadow instantly got into the ball of light.
The low-level optical brain didn’t say anything else. It was just a low-level optical brain, and it was incomparable to an optical brain like Xixi!
"Open the hatch!"
The ball of light made a rustling sound.
"Yes, Master!"
"beep……"
The hatch of the spaceship opened, and Xixi looked around the control room again.
"Master, just wait, Xixi will definitely become a woman like you!"
"Whoosh..."
The silver ball of light flew out of the hatch and flew straight to the blue planet.
"Master has the order, the spaceship can fly freely...Master, I wish you good luck..."
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On the blue planet, on the street of a certain city, a young man was holding a mobile phone with a ferocious expression. The index finger of his left hand kept looking at the screen of the mobile phone, and he was cursing.
"Made! Another point! If you have the guts, grab another point!"
The young man's fingers stayed on the screen, his eyes fixed on the messages in the group, waiting for new red envelopes to come out.
But at this moment, he didn't notice that a silver light was flying down rapidly in the sky, and the target was him!
He even didn't realize that he had already reached the middle of the road at this time, and cars were passing by at high speed, but they could not dampen his enthusiasm for the red envelopes.
"Whoosh..."
The silver light is getting lower and lower, even affecting the sight of many drivers, and some even look up while driving.
"Hahaha! I got a red envelope!"
The young man suddenly burst out laughing excitedly and pressed his index finger hard on the screen, wishing to break it.
Just when he opened the red envelope with his finger, silver light suddenly penetrated into his mobile phone.
At the same time, a speeding car knocked him out. Because the driver was looking at the sky, he didn't notice the pedestrians at all and didn't slow down!
And when the young man flew up, he only said one sentence:
"Holy shit! Another point!"
"Bang!"
The young man fell heavily on the road, twitched a few times, and died!
At the moment when the young man hung up, the silver light that penetrated into the mobile phone suddenly flew out, but it came out with a red envelope, and then penetrated into the young man's head.
"Alas! Live for Bao, die for Bao, fight for Bao all your life, my aunt will help you, a little master of red envelopes..."
[Small Theater: Finished! Actually, I dug another hole and will fill it in later, hehehe...]