Chapter 1824 Meet Brother Monkey again and steal the elixir!
"You... you... alas! This furnace is a good fortune pill! It exploded like this. Wait until the master comes back to accept the punishment! Alas!"
The old Taoist sighed, then turned around and entered the alchemy hall.
The two Taoist boys were so frightened that they collapsed on the ground. If their faces were not burned black, they would probably be ashen.
"What a prodigal! What a prodigal..."
Ximen Hao was hiding in the dark and felt very distressed. Good fortune pills! Each pill has a main god stage!
The fire in the alchemy hall was quickly extinguished. It seemed that these Taoist priests did this frequently. After all, furnace explosions were common unless Laojun personally supervised the alchemy.
The alchemy hall was in a mess, and the alchemy furnace also had cracks. The lid had already flown out from the top of the hall, and it flew to you without knowing it, leaving only a big hole.
Ximen Hao had already taken advantage of the chaos to reach the roof of the alchemy hall and looked down through the big hole.
However, he was disappointed. This place was only for alchemy, and there were no gourds to hold the elixirs. Moreover, some Taoist priests were cleaning up the mess, so it was impossible to find the elixirs.
"Why are you here too? Who is guarding the Zangdan Palace?"
Just when Ximen Hao was about to leave in despair, he suddenly heard the old man's voice, which shocked his spirit.
"Uncle Master, there are green oxen guarding the Tibetan Pill Hall. We are here to put out the fire."
"Go back quickly! Be careful that monkey comes to steal the pill again!"
The old Taoist shouted loudly.
"yes……"
"Oh no! It's the monkey again? Does Brother Monkey still steal elixirs often? Marde! I don't want to meet you again this time!"
Ximen Hao secretly cursed in his heart, if Pantaoyuan Sun Wukong hadn't tricked him, he would have been wanted by the Queen Mother for his hard work!
"Hey! Are you here to steal elixirs too?"
"Well!"
Ximen Hao's body stiffened because someone tapped him on the shoulder, and that voice was so familiar.
He reached out and touched his shoulder, and sure enough he touched a furry palm.
"Brother Monkey, isn't it? Do I have any grudge against you?"
Ximen Hao turned around with a grimace and saw that Sun Wukong guy was lying next to him at some point, grabbing his shoulders.
"Hehe! Boy, don't forget, if it hadn't been for this bag that my old grandson gave you, you would still be stuffing peach stones in your arms!"
Sun Wukong patted the bulge on Ximen Hao's back.
"But you succeeded in passing the blame to me! Let the Queen Mother chase me all over the fairy world."
Ximen Hao felt like vomiting blood just thinking about it.
"Hehe! Okay, don't talk about that old lady! Are you here to steal the elixir? How do you know that Lao Jun is not at home?"
It seems that Sun Wukong has more information than Ximen Hao, and he already knew that Taishang Laojun was out.
"Me? I wanted to go back through Nantianmen, but I got lost. Isn't this where I am?"
Ximen Hao kept telling lies and looked aggrieved.
"Oh...lost..."
Sun Wukong rolled his eyes and touched his chin.
Ximen Hao is smarter than a monkey if he has hair, but he doesn't have hair, so he can't deceive the monkey.
"Ahem, Brother Monkey, are you here to steal the elixir?"
Ximen Hao once again used the technique of changing the subject.
"Hey! Otherwise, what do you think Old Sun is doing here? Well, for the sake of taking the blame for Old Sun, I will take you to steal the elixir today. You can't do it without me. You
You know, it was me, Old Sun, who caused the explosion of the alchemy furnace! Hehehe..."
Sun Wukong covered his mouth and snickered, looking so proud.
"Oh? But I heard that a Taoist boy who was looking at the alchemy furnace fell asleep."
Ximen Hao thought that Ximen Hao was flattering him again.
"And! Look what this is?"
Sun Wukong spread his hands, and a small black insect appeared in his hands.
Ximen Hao rolled his eyes and suddenly thought of stealing ginseng fruit.
"Sleepyhead?"
"clever!"
Sun Wukong patted Ximen Hao's shoulder, then plucked out a handful of monkey hair, blew fairy energy into his palm, and a handful of sleepy bugs appeared instantly.
Ximen Hao's scalp felt numb when he looked at it. The densely packed handful of small bugs were rolling back and forth, which was not too annoying at all.
"Boy, I'm going to show you what your monkey brother can do today! Go!"
Sun Wukong waved his hand, and countless sleepy bugs flew out, flying throughout the entire Tushita Palace in the blink of an eye.
Soon, there was a loud popping sound, accompanied by waves of yawns, and all the disciples in Tushita Palace fell into a deep sleep. The disciples who were cleaning below climbed directly onto the ruins and fell asleep, snoring.
"You're so awesome! Brother Dihou! Please teach me!"
Ximen Hao almost worships Sun Wukong to death. This is simply amazing!
"Hahaha! Okay! But first you have to have monkey hair that can be pulled out! Otherwise, how many times can you pluck it out with your little hair?"
Sun Wukong said, glanced at Ximen Hao's lower body, and then flew towards the Cangdan Palace.
Ximen Hao was excited and rubbed it with his hands. He didn't want to be turned into a green dragon.
"Hey! Brother Monkey, wait for me!"
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The Palace of Alchemy, where Taishang Laojun placed the elixirs.
At the gate of the Zangdan Hall, the four Taoist priests guarding the gate were already fast asleep.
Ximen Hao followed Sun Wukong into the Palace of Alchemy. He saw rows of shelves with medicinal gourds placed on them, and they were shining with a faint brilliance.
In the center of the hall, a huge green cow lies on the ground, snoring and sleeping. Every time it exhales, the diamond on its nose will float up, which looks extremely funny.
But Ximen Hao's eyes lit up when he looked at the Vajra Diamond. That thing is a treasure that specializes in collecting all kinds of magic weapons!
Of course, he would never be so stupid as to pull a diamond from the nose of a green cow. Instead, he imitated Sun Wukong and jumped on the shelf and picked up a medicine gourd.
Open the mouth and pour it out. An elixir appears in your hand, accompanied by an alluring medicinal fragrance.
"Ding! Congratulations to the host! You got an ordinary elixir!"
"Holy crap! Only one inside each one?"
Ximen Hao fell down again, it was indeed one.
"Hey! Get it quickly! It won't be fun if Qingniu wakes up!"
While urging Ximen Hao, Sun Wukong poured the elixir into a gourd, appearing to be so familiar with it that he didn't care what kind it was.
Ximen Hao didn't dare to delay, so he opened another gourd, then poured it mouth to mouth, and actually poured out two gourds.
Unable to think too much, he waved his hand and scattered a handful of lentils, which transformed into dozens of red-armored magic soldiers.
Each of these red-armored soldiers holds two gourds, and then the two gourds merge into one, and then the gourds of the two red-armored soldiers merge into one, and so on.
"Hahaha! There are more people than there are?"
When Sun Wukong saw that Ximen Hao was so good at playing, he became interested. He took a handful of monkey hair and blew a breath of fairy air. Suddenly a group of monkeys chirped and jumped on the shelf! There were dozens of them at least!
"Hahaha! Brother Monkey is awesome!"
Ximen Hao Yibao praised it and put all the elixirs into one.