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Chapter 2645 Call you empty!

"Dong dong dong!"

Suddenly there was a knocking sound outside the cave, very light, like knocking on the door.

"Um?"

Ximen Hao frowned and couldn't help but feel doubtful.

"Chi chi chi chi!"

The sound of a monkey was heard outside. It turned out that the monkey had eaten the rice cake and did not leave.

"Fuck! Do you smell something?"

Ximen Hao took the unroasted tiger brother to the entrance of the cave and looked through the gap. Sure enough, it was the spiritual ape standing carefully outside the cave.

He waved his hand to open the restriction, and then moved the boulder away.

"Chi chi chi chi!"

The spirit ape bowed to Ximen Hao repeatedly, as if he was grateful for the rice cakes he received earlier.

However, Yayan glanced at the roasted tiger brother from time to time, obviously he was not full!

"What? Are you good at this?"

Ximen Hao found it a bit funny. A monkey eats a tiger's younger brother. Who would believe it?

The spirit ape touched his belly, and then looked at Ximen Hao pleadingly, looking very pitiful.

Ximen Hao looked at the funny look of the monkey and shook his head helplessly.

"Come in and block the door."

After saying that, he turned back to the fire and continued roasting Brother Tiger.

The spirit ape hesitated for a moment, then walked into the cave, obediently moved the stone to the entrance of the cave to block it, and then walked carefully to Ximen Hao's side, looking around.

When he saw Xi Xi, he was obviously stunned for a moment, and then he squatted by the fire, looking longingly at the fragrant brother Tiger.

"Take it and eat it first, this thing will take a while."

Ximen Hao waved and threw out a plate with sliced ​​braised pork on it.

The spirit ape was overjoyed, bowed to Ximen Hao, and then started eating with open arms.

Ximen Hao suddenly fell in love with this monkey, especially his extremely high intelligence, which made him feel that he was no longer alone in this dark night.

"Hmm...it smells good! Do you want to try it?"

Brother Tiger has been roasted and is exuding a fragrant aroma.

The monkey, who had just finished a plate of braised pork, looked at the yellow brother of the tiger, and couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva.

But it still shook its head because it was afraid of Ximen Hao.

"Hahaha! You monkey, you are so shrewd, but you are still afraid that I will beat you?"

Ximen Hao guessed what the monkey was thinking. He smiled and tore off a piece of Brother Tiger, threw it to the monkey, and then started eating on his own.

Anyway, it's big enough, and most of it is enough for him to have a full meal.

The monkey then felt relieved, smelled it first, and then quickly ate it.

"A drink?"

Ximen Hao took out the wine bottle and handed it to the monkey.

Xixi is sleeping, she is a baby again, and Lao Yuan is the soul. She cannot eat or drink. Drinking alone is actually the most boring thing.

The monkey blinked, then carefully took the wine bottle, sniffed it first, his eyes lit up with the aroma of the wine, and then took a big gulp.

It didn't matter if he took this sip, the monkey's eyes suddenly widened. After a while, he dropped the wine bottle on the ground and jumped up and down in the cave, fanning his mouth back and forth with his hand.

"Hahaha……"

"Hahaha……"

Ximen Hao was really not amused, especially when the other party looked like Brother Monkey now.

"Damn! You're laughing at your sister in the middle of the night!"

Xixi didn't wake up, cursed, turned over, covered herself with the second-hand blanket, and continued to snooze.

Ximen Hao ignored Xi Xi, picked up the wine bottle on the ground, and started drinking with Brother Hu.

The monkey felt much better after a while, and continued to squat by the fire, looking at Ximen Hao in a daze.

I don’t understand why the other party drinks something so spicy with so much gusto.

"Uh... cool!"

Ximen Hao drank a pot of wine and ate most of the tiger brother. He suddenly felt very energetic and had no sleepiness at all.

"Monkey... Master Hao, can you give me a name?"

Ximen Hao may have drunk too much, or he may have had a headache, so he started chatting with the monkey.

The monkey understood and nodded vigorously.

Ximen Hao's eyes rolled, and he suddenly had a bad taste, and said with a smile:

"Do you know the Kong family in Kongling City?"

"Jiji!"

The monkey nodded quickly.

"Well, you can call me 'Kong Kong' from now on."

Of course, Ximen Hao did not do it all to harm the Kong family, but also because of the evil taste in his heart, he regarded the other party as Brother Monkey.

"Cry."

The monkey asked the long mouth to spit out two words, which sounded like "cry", but Ximen Hao's eyes lit up and he said again:

"Empty."

"Cry."

The monkey is obviously unable to speak human words, and can only squeeze out similar noises from its throat.

"Hahaha! Brother, don't make trouble. How can a spiritual beast speak human words? Unless it transforms. Unfortunately, unless it is a spiritual beast with ancient bloodline, it is difficult for ordinary spiritual beasts to transform."

Yuan Zeng was amused by the scene where Ximen Hao taught a monkey how to speak, and taught him a lesson.

"Okay, just cry if you cry."

Ximen Hao just teases the monkey by looking like he is in pain. Of course he will not teach the other person how to speak with all his heart.

"Chi chi chi chi!"

The monkey, or rather Kong Kong, bowed to Ximen Hao repeatedly to express his gratitude.

"Ha...wine is indeed a good drink for falling asleep. Kongkong, remember to seal the entrance to the cave when you leave. Master Hao has a good sleep. There will be business tomorrow."

Ximen Hao let out a long yawn, then lay down next to the fire and fell asleep again.

He stared at Ximen Hao for a while, then got up and left, walking to the entrance of the cave.

He pulled away the stone, left the cave, and sealed the entrance.



The flames of the fire gradually extinguished, and the roars of the beasts outside gradually became silent, but the chirping of birds could be heard.

It's early morning, the spiritual beasts have rested, but the birds are looking for food.

"ha……"

The blanket with the Xixi cover was suddenly kicked away, and Xixi stretched out.

This colorful silk sweater is really resistant to cold and heat, and is extremely comfortable to wear when sleeping.

"Hey, little Ritian, I'm hungry. Please serve me quickly."

Xixi lay on the blanket and kicked Ximen Hao.

"Stop making trouble and sleep a little longer."

Ximen Hao waved his hand, then turned over and continued to sleep.

"Fuck! Hurry up, I'm starving, I'm crying!"

Xixi threatened.

"Made! Master Hao will be tortured to death by you sooner or later!"

Ximen Hao sat up angrily, took out the Linghorn Sheep Girl, drank a bottle for Xixi, threw it into the other person's arms angrily, and continued to sleep.

"Besides! I have never seen you so fragile."

Xixi curled her lips, then held the bottle and drank.

After Ximen Hao was woken up by Xi Xi, he tossed and turned and couldn't fall asleep, so he simply sat up and lit a cigar to refresh himself.

"When I go back this time, Master Hao will either hire a nanny for you or get you a space treasure! Otherwise, Master Hao will have a nervous breakdown from your torment."

"I don't want a nanny! I don't want a nanny!"

Xixi suddenly pouted her mouth and shouted, tears welling up in her eyes.

"Okay, okay! If you don't want to hire a nanny, why don't you?"

Ximen Hao suddenly felt dizzy when he saw Xi Xi like this.

"Hehehe! That's right! I want you to serve me!"

Xixi suddenly smiled. The speed of her facial expression changes was not even comparable to that of a real baby. (To be continued)


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