"Xiao Ji, how do these four look like? I'll pay for it and arrange it for you tonight?"
After Ximen Hao drank a few glasses of wine, he felt a little dizzy, so Ji Wubing started joking.
"Ximen Hao, don't talk nonsense. These four oirans of spring, summer, autumn and winter are just prostitutes, not their bodies."
Murong Xin glared at Ximen Hao, this ridiculous thing, who knows what goes through his mind every day.
Ximen Hao raised the corner of his mouth and said with a smile:
"Xin'er, there is a saying circulating in the romantic place in my hometown."
"What words?"
Murong Xin blinked curiously.
"Well...how much does a woman here usually cost?" Ximen Hao asked.
Murong Xin was stunned and then said:
"It's usually like ten taels of gold, right? It's the most expensive Goulan in the Tang Dynasty."
"Hey! You are very knowledgeable!" Ximen Hao joked.
Murong Xin rolled her eyes and said angrily:
"Say it quickly!"
"Okay! Let's take the one here as an example! Ten taels of gold, no matter who you are, right?"
"Nonsense, that's what they do."
Murong Xin was rolling her eyes.
Ximen Hao smiled slightly:
"Ten taels of gold, no matter who comes, a hundred taels of gold, no matter how many people come, a thousand taels of gold...it doesn't matter if you come in person or not! As the saying goes: as long as the money is in place, the glass will be broken! Anyone who can come here
, How can there be a chaste and virtuous woman? Even iron pants can be broken open with money!"
Murong Xin opened her mouth slightly and looked at Ximen Hao in disbelief.
What the hell kind of theory is this?
"Shameless!"
She's not very good at cursing, so she could only think of these two words.
"Three grams of oil."
Ximen Hao thanked him shamelessly.
"shameless!"
Murong Xin rolled her eyes at Ximen Hao again. This person's personality in her heart was completely shattered.
At this time, that certain Fengyang Lord came over with a wine glass in his hand.
"Haha, Mr. Hao, I heard that you have the same literary talent. I have some ideas about antagonism. Can you and I have a match?"
Ximen Hao's face suddenly beamed with a smile on his face, and his heart was filled with disdain.
"To be honest with Fengyang Hou, I only deal with women, men... I'm sorry."
After saying that, he glanced at Murong Xin.
It seems that from the time I wore it to now, I have only faced Murong Xin a few times in class.
Fengyanghou's expression froze, and his face suddenly darkened.
This Ximen Hao is too noble.
"Ahem~ Ximen Hao, it's rare for Fengyang Hou to be so elegant, so you two should go against each other."
Murong Xin hurriedly smoothed over the situation and at the same time gave Ximen Hao a wink.
"Okay! Lord Fengyang, come up with the question."
Ximen Hao shrugged helplessly.
At this time, some people around him also looked over, wanting to see what the legendary Ximen Hao was capable of.
Fengyanghou's expression softened slightly, then he looked at Murong Xin and said with a smile:
"Since I have come up with the title, then Prince Hao will come up with the first couplet! Well, let's take Miss Xin'er as the title. Prince Hao, Miss Xin'er is not only beautiful, but also a talented woman. I hope Prince Hao is right."
After saying that, he looked at Ximen Hao with some arrogance.
Ximen Hao raised his eyebrows, and then looked at Murong Xin carefully.
Although Murong Xin was unwilling in her heart, she also didn't want to refute Fengyang Hou's face.
"First couplet: Writing about the sorrow of lovesickness with great talent."
Ximen Hao finally remembered one, and after speaking, he looked at Fengyang Hou.
Murong Xin's eyes lit up, this sentence clearly represented his talent.
Fengyang Hou also had a look of surprise on his face. He didn't expect that the other party would confront him so quickly and that he represented talent, so he could only confront the beauty.
So, he started thinking about it.
And some people around looked at it eagerly. Although Ximen Hao's sentence just now was short and represented talent, it still revealed a hint of ambiguity.
"this……"
Fengyang Hou hesitated for a long time, and then said to Ximen Hao:
"Prince Hao's sentence not only expresses Miss Xin'er's talent, but as long as I love beauty, it will be fine. However, the second half of the sentence contains lovesickness. I don't dare to offend Miss Xin'er, so..."
Having said this, he smiled apologetically at Murong Xin.
My meaning is clear and I can be right, but I am afraid that the other party will be unhappy.
"Hahaha! Since Marquis Fengyang is embarrassed, I won't be polite! The second line: Water hibiscus sheds the sorrow of the ages."
After Ximen Hao finished speaking, he looked at Murong Xin.
Murong Xin murmured, her pretty face getting redder and redder, and she felt a little embarrassed.
"Hahaha! How wonderful! The first couplet: The sorrow of lovesickness is written with great talent. The second couplet: Water hibiscus scatters the sorrow of the ages. How wonderful! How wonderful! This couplet is so appropriate for Fairy Murong!"
That Li Mo will come to join in the fun at some point. It seems that this Murong Xin is very popular with men.
"Yeah, yeah, yes, Mr. Hao is indeed a great talent!"
"Yes! No wonder the Poet Saint invited him over."
"..."
For a while, everyone was praising Ximen Hao, but Fengyang Hou's face became increasingly ugly.
I was thinking similar to this just now, but I pretended to be aloof and gave the opportunity to Ximen Hao.
Looking at Murong Xin's face again, that shy little look, that secret joy, made him even more disgusted.
"Hahaha! Since everyone thinks it's great, I'll add a horizontal comment!"
Once Ximen Haolang's energy comes up, the gods can't stop it.
"Oh? Ximen Hao, is there any Hengpi?"
Murong Xin's eyes lit up, this couplet was given to her.
"Hey! Hengpi: Do you want a date with the beautiful woman?"
Ximen Hao said and gave Murong Xin a flying look.
Murong Xin was excited, her pretty face turned red, and she lowered her head, too embarrassed to speak.
Others were also speechless for a while. The couplet just now was perfect, but this criticism... is so shameless!
"Hahaha! Someone, please write down these couplets and horizontal batches too! It's interesting, a bit interesting."
Tang Taibai took a sip of wine. He had heard many formal pairs, but this was the first time he saw this serious pair, shameless horizontal criticism.
"Haha~ It's not worth mentioning. It's not worth mentioning. Everyone, let's continue."
Ximen Hao picked up the wine glass, made a toast, and drank it all in one gulp.
After Ximen Hao stood up, everyone started reciting poems and composing poems, and suddenly the cabin was filled with sour gas.
"If you don't show off for a day, your whole body will feel uncomfortable. But Your Highness, your shameless criticism ruined a good couplet."
Ji Wubing couldn't help but hit Ximen Hao again.
Ximen Hao didn't care. His attention at this time was on Murong Xin and Fengyang Hou who were glued to each other.
"Miss Xin'er, how are you doing at Tiandu College?"
Fengyang Hou simply sat opposite Murong Xin so that he could better observe that beautiful face.
"It's not bad. Tiandu Academy is full of geniuses. They are all extremely talented and knowledgeable. Well, sometimes I can't match Ximen Hao's literary talent."
As Murong Xin spoke, she glanced at Ximen Hao. When she found that the other person was looking at her, she couldn't help but blush.
When Fengyang Hou saw Murong Xin's appearance, his face instantly turned ugly.
He glanced at Ximen Hao, who was looking at him with a smile, and clenched his fists involuntarily.
Suddenly, he looked at Tang Taibai, who was already slightly drunk, and an unnoticeable sinister smile appeared at the corner of his mouth.
He stood up suddenly and walked straight to Tang Taibai.