Chapter 494 Master Hao Has Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder!
Chapter 494
"But~ I always feel like something is wrong, it's too quiet."
Ji Wubing frowned, always feeling that something was wrong.
"Then let's wait and see what happens. I'll plant a few mines and then have a good rest. It's best if the orcs find the four of them before we leave."
Ximen Hao did not forget his tactical treasure chest and fifty anti-tank mines, so there is no need to feel sorry for himself.
"Ahem! Then I'll trouble Your Majesty."
Ji Wubing started coughing again, as if his coughing frequency had become higher and higher since entering this place.
"Your Majesty, can you help me?"
Yingzi asked.
"No, I can do it myself. You can rest."
Ximen Hao said and jumped out of the bird's nest.
"Cough cough cough! It's so cold, this damn weather!"
Ji Wubing pulled the blanket and felt that the weather was getting colder day by day.
"Can you bear it a little longer? The coughing person is annoying. If it hadn't been for you last time, it wouldn't have been exposed."
Yingzi complained. Not only was she upset, but she was also worried that the sick man would die from coughing.
"Ahem~ You can't blame me, I just can't help it. Oh! I'm depressed too!"
Ji Wubing sighed helplessly and simply held the big dog in his arms to keep him warm.
Yingzi glanced at Ji Wubing, and then slowly closed her eyes, but the words she said before closing her eyes hit 666.
"From now on, if a young man approaches women, his life will be at stake."
"Oh no! I didn't!"
Ji Wubing glared at Yingzi angrily, with a conscience of heaven and earth, he was still a young boy! It was just that his body seemed to have suffered a loss.
The corner of Yingzi's mouth curled up slightly and she smiled contemptuously, obviously not believing it.
Ji Wubing didn't bother to explain, and started looking for comfort while hugging the big dog.
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Ximen Hao didn't go far before he started laying mines in the surrounding grass.
Dig holes, lay mines, and turn on the insurance.
However, he put away the safety pin. If no one steps on it when he leaves, he can take it out to avoid waste.
"Hehehehe! Come on! Master Hao's forehead mines will also be used in practice."
While Ximen Hao was happily laying mines, he was looking forward to the arrival of a few unlucky orcs.
Soon, he planted more than twenty anti-tank mines around the area.
If it hadn't been for the small quantity of this thing that came out, a whole box would have been buried in it.
After laying the landmines, I thought about it for a while, and something moved in my mind. I remembered those military movies I watched in my previous life, and the corners of my mouth curled up slightly.
"Master Hao is such a talent!"
I praised myself, then took out two high-explosive grenades, and rummaged through the space ring for a long time, and found some small silk threads.
Then they tied one end to the safety, fixed the two grenades on the two trees, and the trip mine was completed.
"Hahaha! Some are playing! Some are playing."
Therefore, the more Ximen Hao played, the more addicted he became. He had a great time playing, and soon the surrounding area of the resting place was covered with high-explosive grenades.
"Ahem! Look at your heroic appearance. Your Majesty has a seizure."
Ji Wubing looked at Ximen Hao, who was running around with his butt sticking out, as if he was looking at another lunatic.
Yingzi suddenly sat up and lay down on the edge of the bird's nest, stretching his neck to look at it.
"Your Majesty! What are you doing?"
"Deploy a trap! We have to stay here for a while and let Qitian and the four of them lure the people away."
Ximen Hao said that he had already finished setting up the last trip mine.
There are now more than twenty landmines and hundreds of high-explosive grenades around the big tree, with almost no blind spots.
"Mr. Host, do you have obsessive-compulsive disorder?"
Sister Xixi couldn't stand it anymore and couldn't help but ask.
Ximen Hao stood there, touching his chin, looking at his masterpiece, and feeling a little obsessive-compulsive.
If the number of grenades and landmines hadn't been limited, he would have really wanted to place them all around.
"Obsessive-compulsive disorder? Maybe."
"Your Majesty! Are you done? I'm hungry."
Ji Wubing shouted from the bird's nest.
Ximen Hao and Yingzi are not afraid, but he can't bear it.
"Mad! If this happens again in the future, just stay at home."
Ximen Hao cursed and walked back, then flew into the bird's nest.
After taking out the wine and meat that had been prepared in the space ring, the three of them started drinking in the bird's nest.
Of course, I also got some monster hearts to fill the bellies of the big dog, the demon lin, and the ice bear.
"Your Majesty, what are you going to do with the heart of the holy priest? Are you going to swallow it yourself?"
Yingzi took out a handkerchief and wiped her mouth, then looked at Ximen Hao curiously.
Because of the other party's terrifying magic before, she thought that the emperor was also a mage.
"Swallow? I can't use it, keep it, maybe it will be useful."
Ximen Hao took a big bite of lean meat, his mouth was full of oil, and then he drank a big mouthful of wine.
"But Your Majesty, you are also a mage?"
"I'm not a guy, please come here if you're a spicy guy."
Ximen Hao puffed out his cheeks, and his mouth was full of food, so his speech was a little unclear.
Yingzi blinked her eyes, didn't think about it for a long time, and then gave up.
"Ahem! Your Majesty, how long should we rest here?"
"Fuck! Don't talk to me."
Ximen Hao wiped his face, and the meat residue from the other person's mouth splashed onto his face.
"All right."
Ji Wubing picked up the wine glass and took a sip. Instead of swallowing, he rinsed his mouth before swallowing.
At this point, I no longer care about image.
"When are we leaving?"
Ximen Hao's eyelids twitched, and then he said:
"I don't know. Wait, take a good rest. I guess the priests might be waiting for us outside. There are dense trees here. If it's me, I'll wait outside too."
Ji Wubing nodded, then pinched his fingers and frowned:
"It's strange, why are there always bad fortunes?"
"Ominous hexagram?"
Ximen Hao's heart lifted.
"Yes, ever since we came out of the mausoleum, there has been bad luck, but there has never been much danger."
Ji Wubing frowned and kept pinching, but there was always the same hexagram as he pinched again and again.
"Your Majesty, how about we leave now?"
Yingzi didn't want Ximen Hao to take risks and suggested going back.
"What's the rush? It's a blessing, not a curse, it's a curse that can't be avoided, etc."
Ximen Hao waved his hands indifferently and continued to drink and eat meat.
Yingzi no longer tried to dissuade him, but leaned against the bird's nest and closed his eyes, but kept holding his weapon in his hand.
Ji Wubing had a small appetite and quickly ate and drank enough. He also curled up in a corner wrapped in a blanket, resting his mind while pinching his fingers to see if he could break the hook.
But the more he looked at it, the uglier he became, and he felt vaguely that something was not good, and it seemed that it had something to do with himself.
Ximen Hao had a large appetite and had always been the main fighting force before. He ate almost three times what the two of them had before he stopped.
I drank a jar of wine, and after feeling a little tipsy, I cleaned up the mess and closed my eyes.
The sky was getting dark, but strangely there was no roar of monsters in this area.