"Ahem! On behalf of my whole family, thank you. Let's get started."
Ji Wubing looked indifferent, but in his heart he was greeting Ximen Hao's family.
Because the shameless, obscene, despicable, and vicious oaths above were all made up by the other party, and I was just the one taking the blame.
Wuyan turned to look at Ximen Hao and said excitedly:
"Ximen Hao! You are also the emperor of a country and are respected by all people. Do you really want a high priest to take such a shameless oath?"
Ximen Hao followed Ji Wubing's example and shrugged:
"What? How about changing the oath? How about changing it to: If you break the oath, you will become more and more beautiful?"
After saying that, he looked at Wuyan with a half-smile.
Wuyan looked at Ximen Hao who was smiling shamefully, and finally realized that these two shameless people were working together, and that the emperor was even more shameless than the ministers!
"Okay! I swear!"
Wu Yan Yin teeth clenched tightly, and these few words popped out from between his teeth.
"Please start your performance."
Ximen Hao stretched out his hand and made a gesture of invitation.
Wuyan's brows twitched, he read the paper a few more times, then raised his right hand and began to swear:
"I swear: After this transaction, within five years, before Ximen Hao poses no threat to me, I will not take action against Ximen Hao, and I will not send troops to attack Donglin City. If there is any violation, I will..."
Speaking of this, Qiao's face turned red and she glared at Ximen Hao.
But she also changed it a bit. What if Ximen Hao wanted to kill herself? He couldn't do it himself? Wouldn't that put him to death?
Therefore, she changed it to: As long as the other party does not threaten her, she cannot take action.
And Ximen Hao had no objection to her changes.
So she continued to swear:
"If you violate this, you will: I come to my aunt every day, and my aunt will be disobedient every time! You will never find a man, and if you find a man, you will be an impotent man! Even if you get pregnant unexpectedly, the child you give birth to will be dead!"
"If there is any violation, you will: be hit to death by monsters when going out, be thrown to death while walking, be struck to death by lightning while flying, be choked to death while drinking water, be choked to death while eating, or be possessed by evil spirits during cultivation and die!"
"If you violate the rules, one day you will be fucked by ten thousand ugly orcs... taking turns! Ah... I've had enough! Is that okay?!"
Wuyan was about to cry and completely crazy.
This was the first time she heard such a vicious and shameless oath, and it was read out by herself. She was going crazy!
"Hahaha! That's okay, that's okay."
Ximen Hao finally stopped holding back his laughter and started laughing.
Ji Wubing also suppressed his laughter until his face turned red.
As for Bai Ji, he blocked his hearing from the beginning because he was afraid that he would lose his composure during Kaiyun period.
Wuyan blushed and breathed a sigh of relief, then looked at the scroll with increasingly black light, bit the tip of his finger and dropped a drop of blood on it.
"Buzz!"
The scroll suddenly glowed with black light, and the magic circle and black runes on it flew out at the same time.
I saw the magic circle and runes flying out entering Wuyan's mind and directly attached to the soul. This is the effect of the soul oath scroll, which will never be violated.
Ximen Hao and Ji Wubing looked at each other, and both of them smiled in victory, very shamelessly.
Wuyan stabilized his broken heart and said coldly:
"Ximen Hao, where is the heart of the holy priest?"
"Excuse me! I'll get it for you."
Ximen Hao spread his palms, and the jade box appeared in his hands. Just as he was about to hand it over, a reminder sounded in his mind:
"Ding! The red envelope from another world has been refreshed today, the quantity is 2! Please click to pick it up within a radius of 100 meters. The red envelope will disappear after an hour."
Ximen Hao was stunned for a moment, then closed his hand and put the jade box away.
"Ximen Hao! What are you going to do?"
Wuyan looked at Ximen Hao angrily, thinking that the other party was going to regret it, and his heart was about to explode.
"etc!"
Ximen Hao stretched out his hand to stop Wuyan.
"Beauty, wait a minute, I'll order two babies first."
As he said that, he looked around.
Except for a few of them, there was white snow all around, and all those monsters were a hundred meters away.
Ximen Hao saw a little bit of red in the white snow at a glance, and he stepped on the snow without leaving a trace, floating on the snow, and flew over in an instant.
Wuyan thought Ximen Hao was going to run away, so he followed him wiping the snow.
How could Bai Ji rest assured that His Majesty was being threatened? Even a flash of light flew over.
"Little red envelope, little red envelope, Mr. Hao loves little red envelope the most."
Ximen Hao stopped in front of the red envelope, rubbed it with his hands a few times, and then carefully placed it on it.
"Crazy?"
Wuyan looked at Ximen Hao, who looked at the blank Xue as if he wanted to touch the beautiful woman. It was simply sick.
But she didn't disturb the other party, she wanted to see what Ximen Hao was up to.
"Ding! Congratulations to the host! You have obtained 50 intermediate vitality pills! Please give me a magic talisman! A golden body pill! It has been stored in the temporary storage compartment!"
Golden Body Liquid: Enhanced version of Duan Body Liquid! How to use, put it in the bathtub and soak for half an hour. It can effectively enhance the strength of the internal and external parts of the body, including the internal organs!
When strengthened to the limit, you can develop a golden body and become invulnerable!
"Awesome!"
Ximen Hao looked at his temporary storage compartment and saw a small, shiny golden bottle containing golden body fluid.
"Um?"
Wu Yan was confused, looking at the other person's palm on the snow with a silvery smile, wondering if the other person had pressed some treasure?
Not only Wu Yan, but also Bai Ji was confused for a while.
"Ahem! That beauty, wait a minute, there's another one."
Ximen Hao straightened up, smiled sheepishly at Wuyan, and then continued to look for the next red envelope.
Suddenly, he noticed a flash of red light behind the nearest Wuyan, and quickly tilted his head to look, and sure enough he saw a red edge exposed between the two peach petals of the other person.
Yes, the red envelope was caught in the ravine.
"Holy shit! Do you want to hide it so deeply?"
Ximen Hao was speechless for a moment.
"What are you doing? Ximen Hao! I've brought my demonic beast and made an oath. What else do you want? Will you give it to me or not?"
Wuyan's body turned sharply, because the opponent's posture and extension were simply stunning.
Ximen Hao withdrew his eyes, took out the jade box, and said with a smile:
"Close your eyes, it's yours."
Wu Yan frowned, what on earth was Ximen Hao going to do? But he did not give in easily.
"Open it first and let me take a look."
Ximen Hao slowly opened the jade box, and suddenly red light appeared, filled with rich elemental power.
Inside, there lay a bright red heart, beating rhythmically.
Wuyan's eyes lit up instantly, and she saw the heart in her eyes. She couldn't pull it out at all, and her body was trembling with excitement.
"Crack!"
Ximen Hao closed the lid and said:
"Close your eyes and reach out."
"What are you going to do?"
Wuyan looked at Ximen Hao with strange eyes. Is it just such an inconspicuous thing that defeated his army of half a million?
"Be good, close it, close it, it's yours."
A wicked smile appeared on Ximen Hao's face, and he was so expressionless that he was shocked.
But for the sake of the holy priest, I endured it.
"Bring it here."
As he spoke, he closed his eyes and stretched out his hands.