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Chapter 550 The mysterious bullshit!

"Brother, is this book true? Isn't the author talking nonsense?"

As a loyal fan of this book, Mei Xiaomei was slightly excited when she saw the protagonist in the book.

Ximen Hao's face changed. He did not answer the other party, but sat on the chair and fell into trance for an instant.

"brush!"

The scene changed and he appeared in Ji Wubing's tent.

At this time, Ji Wubing was sitting on a chair, being served by two female soldiers, drinking and eating, very much like Ximen Hao.

Ximen Hao almost burst out laughing when he saw this scene. It seemed that Xiao Ji was so stimulated by him that he actually lived a small life of silver when he left.

"Xiaoji, your life is going well!"

"Pfft...cough cough cough..."

Ji Wubing squirted out a mouthful of wine and narrowly escaped choking to death.

"Meet Your Majesty."

The two female soldiers hurriedly knelt on the ground, thinking: How did His Majesty appear?

"Ahem! Your Majesty, you are hungry. Eat some food."

Ji Wubing wiped his mouth, stood up and saluted.

"Okay, you are a person with status now, and you should enjoy life. You two, please step aside."

"Yes, Your Majesty."

The two female soldiers quickly retreated.

"Your Majesty, you have been gone all day and night. Where have you been?"

After the female soldier retreated, Ji Wubing became more casual and even sat on a chair and continued drinking.

"I have something important to do. How are you doing here? Is there any trouble?"

Ximen Hao asked.

"What could happen to you? Your Majesty, ever since you brought that woman here, she has become mysterious and mysterious. Isn't that shameless?"

Ji Wubing asked curiously.

"Damn! You've already guessed it, and you still ask me what my hair is?"

Ximen Hao knew that he couldn't hide it from Ji Wubing. This guy was smarter than a monkey when he had hair.

"Damn! Is it really her? How dare you bring such a thing with you?"

Although Ji Wubing had guessed it, he was still a little excited when he heard Ximen Hao admit it himself.

"You are so excited! She is bound by an oath, what can she do to me? You must have got the news, she is just a poor homeless girl now."

"Ahem! Poor girl? Well, you are the emperor and you have the final say. But Your Majesty, the second queen saw you riding in a boat with a woman and she chased you. You have to be careful."

Ji Wubing looked wretched.

"Nani? Is that dominatrix coming after you? Damn! Something bad is going to happen! I'm in Daqin now, don't let anything happen."

Ximen Hao suddenly became anxious. If that dominatrix couldn't find him, who knows what he could do.

"Your Majesty, don't worry, you can use your magical power to inform the Second Queen."

Ji Wubing suggested.

"no!"

Ximen Hao refused directly.

He was prepared to let Wu Yan deal with Wu Hui. If Tie Mulan came, it would be troublesome.

Moreover, she was in the depths of the Frost Forest, where there were many high-level monsters. She was a human being, not the high priest of the orcs.

"Alright, Xiaoji, don't worry about the Second Queen's affairs. Let's take a look at this first."

Ximen Hao aimed "The Legend of Ximen Hao" at Ximen Hao.

"Damn it! Are you publishing an autobiography?"

Ji Wubing got up and ran to the mirror, staring at the book.

"I'm your sister! Look at the profile."

Ximen Hao opened the cover and presented the introduction in front of Ji Wubing.

Ji Wubing's eyelids jumped and his face turned red. After a long while, he laughed and said:

"Hahaha! This bullshit guy is quite interesting! By the way, Your Majesty, am I included in it?"

"Of course, you are my loyal lackey!"

Ximen Hao said angrily.

"Really? Where can I buy it? I'll buy a copy!"

Ji Wubing's eyes were bright, and he never imagined that he had become a character in a book.

"The hell I don't know where they can sell it! This is the same thing I'm looking for you to do. Just look at the end."

Ximen Hao turned to the end directly.

When Ji Wubing saw it, his expression suddenly changed, because the last story was not more than ten days away!

"Hiss... Your Majesty, we are being targeted by this bullshit guy!"

"I know I'm being targeted. Send someone to check. It's probably for sale in Donglin City, because this is a fortress city that has been sold to the Qin State. Also, inform Prajna and ask her to check. This is called bullshit.

People from Eggman, look who this hero is!"

Ximen Hao cannot be underestimated at this time, because this author knows himself too well.

Apart from not knowing things about the system, those stories feel like they have been experienced personally!

"Okay Your Majesty, I will make arrangements right away. And your Majesty, please contact the Second Queen as soon as possible. She also knows Wu Yan's identity."

Ji Wubing stopped joking, knowing that the matter was of great importance.

"Mad! What did you say?"

Ximen Hao asked with an angry look on his face.

Ji Wubing shrank his neck and said with a smile:

"Your Majesty, you know the Second Queen's temper."

Ximen Hao's head was instantly covered with black lines, he stopped paying attention to Ji Wubing and turned away his magical powers.

After Ximen Hao disappeared, Ji Wubing quickly started counting with his fingers, his brows getting tighter and tighter.

Then, he shouted outside:

"Commander!"



After Ximen Hao collected his magical power, he found that Mei Xiaomei was looking at him curiously, because at this time, he was holding a book in his hand, with the content facing the front, as if showing it to others.

"Brother, can you sign your name on the book for me?"

Well! This little girl has become a fan of the protagonist in the book.

Ximen Hao was also a little speechless. He didn't expect that he had a fan, and he was also a fan in the book.

"good!"

He was not polite, took out a pen from the space ring, wrote his name on the cover of the book, and then gave the book to Mei Xiaomei.

"Yeah! That's great! Big brother! I will definitely treasure this book and will continue to wait for the subsequent serialization."

Mei Xiaomei hugged "The Legend of Ximen Hao" tightly and was very excited.

Ximen Hao felt warm in his heart when he looked at the innocent little girl in front of him.

Sometimes people who have nothing to do with the world are the simplest people.

"Go ahead and play."

Ximen Hao is ready to contact Tie Mulan.

"Well! Goodbye, big brother!"

Mei Xiaomei stood up, turned around and left.

"etc!"

Ximen Hao called out to the other party, but the red envelope hadn't been ordered yet.

"What's wrong, big brother?"

Mei Xiaomei turned to look at Ximen Hao.

Ximen Hao thought for a while, spread his hands and took out a lollipop, then peeled it open and handed it to the other person's mouth.

"Open your mouth."

"ah……"

Mei Xiaomei opened her mouth without the slightest hint of wariness.

Ximen Hao stuffed the candy in and suddenly felt a little evil.

"Wow! It's delicious!"

As expected, Mei Xiaomei was instantly obsessed with this girl's trump card.

Ximen Hao took advantage of the other person's admiration and calmly put his palm on the other person's back.

"Ding! Congratulations to the host, triggering the lottery roulette! Please click start within five seconds!"

"Crack!"

Ximen Hao slapped the start button.

"Dududu..."

"Ding! Congratulations to the host! You have obtained three potassium cyanide capsules, which have been stored in the temporary storage compartment!"

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