"That's right! And I'm an old pig too! I'm hungry after a fight, so get me something I haven't eaten before!"
Zhu Bajie squeaked twice and licked his big mouth.
"pig!"
Chang'e despised Zhu Bajie.
"Ho ho! Sister Chang'e, what are you calling me for?"
Zhu Bajie asked with a shy face, while leaning towards Chang'e.
"My name is Pig!"
Chang'e moved to the side.
"Hoho! I am a pig!"
Zhu Bajie, the shameless person, leaned closer to Chang'e again.
"You...you are so thick-skinned!"
Chang'e was speechless.
"Holy shit! Sister Chang'e, you finally understand me, old pig! Everything about me is thick-skinned."
Zhu Bajie is definitely more shameless than Ximen Hao.
"when!"
The Yuanli revolver in Ximen Hao's hand fell to the ground, and he stared blankly at the strange pig.
Of course, Ma Xiao and the bald green orc were also stunned. They had seen such a shameless Ximen Hao, and this was the first time they had seen someone more shameless than Ximen Hao!
"You...get out of the way! Be careful I let the rabbit hit you!"
Chang'e pushed Zhu Bajie, but Zhu Bajie didn't move at all.
"Oh no! Sister Chang'e, you touch me! Oh my God! You actually touched me! I can't do it anymore, I can't do it anymore, I'm going to die, old pig."
Zhu Bajie covered his chest and closed his eyes. His sullen look gave everyone goosebumps.
"Numbly! Are these two talking about cross talk?"
Ximen Hao was deeply suspicious and read a fake Journey to the West.
"Big pig head, shameless! Just a little bit..."
Jade Rabbit stuck out her tongue at Zhu Bajie and wiped the loli face with her little hands.
"Go! You little rabbit is hugged by sister Chang'e every day. Of course you don't know how I, the old pig, feel."
Zhu Bajie arched his nose at Jade Rabbit, then held his chest again and became intoxicated.
"I'm convinced! Hey! Brother, are you done? It's done, I'm leaving with Rabbit!"
Chang'e didn't want to stay any longer. She had had enough of this pig.
"no!"
Ximen Hao and Zhu Bajie said in unison.
Ximen Hao fell in love with the Jade Rabbit, and he has not recovered yet. The Jade Rabbit is his bodyguard.
Zhu Bajie, on the other hand, couldn't bear to leave Chang'e. She hadn't arrived yet in an hour. God knows when she would be able to see her again.
Chang'e's pretty face tightened. Although she felt disgusted in her heart, she really couldn't go back, so she had to drift away again, hiding away from Zhu Bajie.
"Well... Ximen Hao, do you think we can discuss it..."
"Bang!"
Ximen Hao didn't wait for the bald man to finish his words before pulling the trigger. He had no intention of discussing anything with the other party.
I didn't kill the opponent quickly before, so of course I had to slap him in the face.
"Ding! Congratulations to the host! The ultimate alien red envelope has been released! Please click on it within one minute, and the red envelope will disappear after one minute!"
"Give me the carrot!"
The Jade Rabbit jumped up to Ximen Hao's side. All his enemies were dead and it was time for him to eat.
"The hell should I steal it for you? There are no carrots here!"
Ximen Hao is a dog. When the little cutie helped him smash the heads of two people, his face suddenly changed.
At the same time, he pressed his hand on the forehead of the bald green orc.
"Ding! Congratulations to the host! Obtained 10 Daoyuan Pills! Obtained..."
"You are bad! You are bad! Give me carrots! Otherwise I will tell the master that you bullied me!"
Jade Rabbit pushed Ximen Hao hard, and the red envelope that was being opened was instantly interrupted.
"Ding! Congratulations to the host! The opening of the red envelope was interrupted, and only 10 Daoyuan Pills were obtained! It has been stored in the space ring!"
"I'm going!"
Ximen Hao's balls hurt instantly. He didn't expect such an operation.
"Then go quickly and get the carrots. Carrots from another world must be delicious."
Jade Rabbit looked at Ximen Hao with shining eyes, as if Ximen Hao was a carrot.
"puff!"
Ma Xiao finally couldn't help but laugh. This little cutie was Ximen Hao's nemesis.
"I...what should I do?"
Ximen Hao completely collapsed.
"Go get the carrots! Didn't you say 'you go'?"
Jade Rabbit blinked at Ximen Hao with pure eyes.
"I...I'm going...I'm going to fuck your sister! I'm going to steal carrots for you!"
Ximen Hao wanted to spank the little cutie.
"Yeah, yeah! You can steal it, I don't mind."
Jade Rabbit didn't know if he really didn't understand or if he did it on purpose.
"I...you...I..."
Ximen Hao was completely speechless.
"Giggle... I'm laughing so hard! Ximen Hao, you have today too."
Ma Xiao finally couldn't help it anymore. Ximen Hao, who used to be very articulate, was rendered speechless by a little loli. It was really rare.
"Sister Chang'e, let's go! Take her away!"
Ximen Hao was about to cry.
Unexpectedly, Chang'e shook her head lightly:
"You promised to give the rabbit carrots. As a human being, you can't break your promise. If you don't give it, you won't leave."
"Ho ho! Yes! If you don't give me, I won't leave!"
Zhu Bajie, the shameless person, instantly stood on Chang'e's front line.
"I...I really don't have any carrots! Little spicy girl, do you have any?"
Ximen Hao asked Ma Xiao for help because he had never seen carrots in Tianqing Continent since he came across.
"What's there?"
Ma Xiao blinked his eyes.
"Carrot!"
Ximen Hao said.
"What is a carrot?"
Ma Xiaochun asked innocently.
"Just...forget it, I'll change a model for you."
Ximen Hao took out Emperor Tu, turned it into a carrot, and handed it to Ma Xiao.
Ma Xiao looked at the shiny golden fake carrot, and suddenly an object came to his mind, and his face turned red instantly.
This is not her fault, the main reason is that Ximen Hao is usually too shameless.
"You...you are so shameless. What's the carrot here?"
Ma Xiao blushed and said.
"Huh? Isn't that right?"
Ximen Hao placed the carrot that the emperor had turned into before his eyes.
"Wow! Carrots from another world are golden! Let me try it!"
Jade Rabbit suddenly snatched the fake carrot from Ximen Hao's hand and put it directly into his little mouth.
Ximen Hao wanted to intercept, but the opponent had eaten so many carrots that he had become very proficient.
Opening his small mouth, two white rabbit teeth popped out, and then he bit it.
"It's over!"
Ximen Hao covered his eyes.
"Click!"
There was a crisp sound.
I saw Yushan holding a golden carrot in her mouth, her eyes were filled with tears, and her face was a little painful.
"Weird!"
Ma Xiao also covered his eyes, this was really a joke invited by Ximen Hao.
"Hoho! My tooth fell out."
Zhu Bajie shrugged his nose and slapped his big ears, listening very seriously.
"Rabbit, is it really lost?"
Chang'e floated to the Jade Rabbit's side.
Jade Rabbit shook his head, and then took the carrot out of his mouth.
Then he reached out and touched two rabbit teeth gently, and the rabbit teeth fell out piece by piece.
"It's not fallen, it's... it's broken... ah!"
The Jade Rabbit threw the fake carrot on the ground, plunged into Chang'e's arms, turned into a little rabbit, and started crying.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Master, I can't bite the carrot from another world! Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."