Chapter 256 Aqua: It turns out that the newcomers are all unlucky
Now that the matter is over, the next thing will be simple.
As immortal cultivators, moving was naturally easy. Chen Changsheng and Chen Linger moved directly to the villa that day without any delay.
Of course, even though it was said that they were moving, the living materials in the villa had already been prepared. The Chen Changsheng brothers only took a few important things and moved directly there. The original house was basically untouched.
After everything was done, the two of them returned to their chosen rooms to rest or practice.
In the room, Chen Changsheng stretched out and complained that it was really not his place to use his brain. After that, he finally finished.
Then he closed his eyes and entered the chat group.
Chat group.
At first glance, Chen Changsheng saw a familiar guy running rampant in the group...
Aqua: "Hahaha, I'm laughing so hard. It turns out that the newcomers this time are all unlucky! I thought I was unlucky enough to be dragged to another world by a mortal to suffer, but I didn't expect that there would be someone better than me.
What’s even more unlucky, and there are four of them at once?!”
Butterfly Ninja: "..."
Mirai Kuriyama: "..."
Blackbeard: "...Well, Lady Aqua, it's not good for you to say that. If the leader of the group knows about it, I'm afraid you will be..."
Aqua: "What are you afraid of! Am I not telling the truth? And the group leader hasn't spoken up for so long. Something must have been mistaken. If the group leader is not here, I am the boss in the group!"
Aqua was extremely rampant at this time.
She can't hold it in any longer! She wants to die! She's going crazy to test the bottom line of the group leader!
I came out of the dark room and didn't dare to speak because I was afraid of being locked in again. Is this what people do?!!
Some police officers can't help but laugh despite receiving professional training, let alone Aqua?
Aqua: "Nezha was struck to death by lightning, Butterfly Ninja was eaten by a ghost, Kuriyama Mirai did not destroy the kata in the realm until his death, of course, these are nothing, the most powerful one is Emilia, and she died again
Live, live and die...Pfft, what are they if they aren't unlucky? Did I say something wrong?"
Everyone's mouths were cramped, so poisonous!
Dead and alive again, alive and dead again, Aqua is so awesome!
After finishing the episode, no one said that the newcomers are not unlucky, but you are too direct!
Isn’t it good for everyone to know it all? Wouldn’t it be exposing someone’s wounds to say it directly? No one with any intelligence would do that!
Emilia: "Well, I watched "Zero", and I already know why everyone is so surprised that Natsuki Subaru and Reinhardt left. I am unlucky, and I am indeed unlucky. It doesn't matter what happens to me.
, but Aqua-sama? Isn’t it really a bit bad for you to say that..."
Speak out!
Everyone screamed in their hearts, this new guy is awesome.
However, what they didn't know was that the reason why Emilia had the courage to come forward was just because she was kind-hearted and a little worried that this Aqua-sama would affect the harmony of the group. She didn't care about it herself, but she couldn't guarantee that others would also.
Don't care.
Aqua: "Pfft, sorry, sorry, I just got a little too excited when I saw someone who was more unlucky than me. After all, I am the goddess of water, and it was unlucky to be roughly dragged to another world by a mortal. But as expected, there is only one person in everything.
It’s very satisfying to compare!”
Too bad!
This is Aqua, otherwise such a bad guy would have been hacked to death long ago!
Everyone couldn't help but make crazy comments.
As for the newcomers, they were stunned when they heard this!
Lord God?!!
Is this one of the gods who stands at the highest point in the group?
Emilia, Butterfly Ninja and Mirai Kuriyama were frightened, but their eyes were full of admiration.
This is not due to their misunderstanding, but because of his status as a god, his status in the world is too high, and he is indeed yelling at people.
That's why Chen Changsheng once said that it is not very easy to use the identity of a god to deceive people.
Of course, although the three of Emilia were fooled, there were still some among the newcomers who didn't buy it.
Nezha: "After all, what happened to the gods! Can you help me withstand the thunder disaster when I was three years old?!!"
Nezha was almost furious. When had he ever been wronged like this?
In this age, besides being misunderstood as a monster, this is the first time that someone has been misunderstood as an unlucky person. This is intolerable!
Aqua: "...Uh, thunder tribulation."
Aqua felt a little guilty in her heart. Although she had never seen it formally, she knew that there was a high probability that she would not be able to handle it.
But wouldn't it be embarrassing to tell the truth now? So Aqua rolled her eyes, and she didn't know what she thought of, her eyes suddenly lit up, and she took the opportunity to say.
Aqua: "Thunder tribulations are not important now, nor is it important how unlucky we were before... What is important is the newcomers, your luck has come! I am Aqua, the goddess of water in the divine realm. As long as you
If you join my Aqua Cult now, you will be able to receive the blessings of the super beautiful and outstanding Aqua-sama. Let me tell you in a low voice, if you join the Cult now, you will also enjoy a 20% discount..."
Nezha: "Well, having said all that, can I solve the thunder disaster?"
Aqua: "What's the matter with you kid? Now we are talking about joining the religion. As long as you join the religion, you will be protected by Aqua-sama. What's wrong with you... Oh, I understand.
You think it’s expensive, right? How about 50% off for joining the religion?”
Nezha: "The problem is that I just want to solve the thunder tribulation first. If the thunder tribulation cannot be solved, we can only avoid talking about other things, right? So, can the thunder tribulation be solved?"
Aqua was speechless: "..."
Nezha asked: "Can you?"
Nowadays, it is getting harder and harder to fool children, Aqua thought, and for the sake of the cultists' plan to spread all over the world, she had no choice but to lie in front of Nezha.
Aqua: "As long as you can spread the Aqua Cult throughout your world, then I probably, maybe, maybe, can still..."
Chen Changsheng: "Huh? I didn't notice for a moment, but the group was really lively~"
Aqua: "Of course you can't! How can I, a mere Aqua, solve the thunder tribulation or something like that? But don't worry, kid, the person who can solve the thunder tribulation is here, and that is the greatness of our All Heavens Chat Group.
The noble and invincible leader of the group!"
Hearing Chen Changsheng's feeble and meaningful voice, Aqua, who was originally trying to deceive others, changed her face on the spot.
He immediately agreed without hesitation and changed the subject. After bluntly saying that he couldn't do it, he scolded the group leader Chen Changsheng like a dog.
Butterfly Ninja: "..."
Mirai Kuriyama: "..."
Emilia: "..."
In this regard, the above three newcomers said that they have learned a lot.
It turns out that the legendary god is still like this...?
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ps: The third update is here! And thank you Emiya Dieqi for the big helmsman reward. I love you all. (??????(??????)