Saitama: "...I always feel like you, the group leader, are playing with my emotions and making me so excited."
Saitama: "Just wait, I now have 10 points for signing in one day. When I raise enough 1,000 points, I will travel across the world to have a truly exciting battle with you! Oh! I can't wait to see that day.
It’s coming!”
Chen Changsheng: "???"
Chen Changsheng: "Huh? No, Saitama, we are talking about Katsuragi now. What does it have to do with points and other ghost battles? You are afraid of going off topic too quickly..."
real world.
Chen Changsheng staggered and looked at Saitama's speech in stunned silence.
Play, play off?
Hiss~
Do you want this?
Although it is a bit exaggerated, what I said is true!
Saitama, in "One Punch Man", you couldn't even play the game as a king, and you were abused by someone with one hand, let alone compared with the god Keima Katsuragi...
You know, Keima Katsuragi is a legend in galgame!
As the saying goes, there is no galgame that Katsuragi Keima cannot conquer!
Not only in games, but also in reality, none of the beautiful girls he "targets" can escape his "claws"!
That is the god of strategy, a god recognized by both gods and demons!
Saitama, as a single person, you are not wrong to say that you are in his field and cannot be beaten with one hand!
That's fine, why are you involved in a duel with me again?
Because Demiurge, you all make me think that I am so strong! You don’t even believe me when I say that I am weak.
When the time comes, if there is a real duel and you attack with all your strength, then wouldn’t I be a pill???
Please can you stop thinking about me, I'm really not a big shot in front of you!
Chen Changsheng was about to cry but had no tears, and he once again deeply realized the fatal danger brought by the phenomenon of intra-group disintegration.
Ah~ As expected...
These days, no one believes the truth, so do we need to learn to speak Chinese...?
Yakumo Murasaki: "...Since he is the God of Strategy, then aren't newcomers the public enemy of us women? It is too dangerous to conquer beautiful girls and reach the realm of God!"
Chen Changsheng: "!!!"
Seeing Yakumo Purple's speech, Chen Changsheng's eyes suddenly lit up, and he silently gave Yakumo Purple a thumbs up in his heart.
Well done, Zimei! You successfully changed the subject for me!
God: "...No, don't get me wrong. If it weren't for saving the world, I would have no interest in women from the third dimension. The third dimension is not as good as the second dimension. Rather, if it weren't for that devil, I wouldn't be interested in anything.
Three dimensions!”
Takasaka Honoka: "???"
Honoka Takasaka: "Um...the second dimension? If I'm not mistaken, isn't that a paper man? Wait, the third dimension is a real person, right? Lord God, why did you give up the third dimension and choose the second dimension!"
Honoka Takasaka was confused. She felt like she had seen such a person online...
A homebody, right? Definitely a homebody!
So? Although the newly joined God looks very powerful, in layman's terms, he is actually an "ordinary person" who likes to play galgames and has a very charming personality???
Lord God: "Oh, how can a mortal, with only three dimensions, understand the beauty of two dimensions!"
Takasaka Honoka: "???"
Yakumo Murasaki: "???"
The corners of Yakumo Purple's mouth twitched.
Well, she felt like she was worried for nothing.
This is just a dead man who has reached the realm of gods in a mortal body.
Yato: "Yeah~ I don't know if it's true, but how about conquering beautiful girls and saving the world? Damn it, what a beautiful world this must be!!!"
Yadou: "By the way, does anyone need to pray? Yadou, I am a real god~ The kind that only costs five yuan of sesame oil to pray for once~"
Tang Hao: "..."
Demiurge: "..."
Blackbeard: "Hahaha, it's the Lord God..."
A god who can be prayed to for five dollars?
The corners of everyone's mouths were slightly cramped, and they couldn't get excited at all.
They didn't even need to ask Chen Changsheng, they automatically drew an equal relationship between Yadou and a certain goddess.
Such a "cheap" god, isn't it cheaper than Aqua?!!
Aqua wants a meal or joins the Aqua Cult before she can bless you, but the new god sells herself for only five yuan?!!
Do all real gods have this kind of virtue? Everyone always feels that it is a bit subtle.
Chen Changsheng: "Ahem, let me tell you, don't misunderstand me. Not all real gods are like Yadou and Aqua. It just happens that the people in our chat group are all the existences of Dioshen. Gods
These two words, even in all the worlds, represent an extremely powerful existence!"
In order to prevent the image of the god from further collapsing in the group, Chen Changsheng also hurriedly said something.
Regarding Ye Dou's self-destruction, Chen Changsheng was also a little speechless.
Compared to Aqua who was sealed, Yato is obviously a powerful god, can he have some god-consciousness?
You are God! You are Gods!
A meal? Five dollars? That's it for you?
It's over, it's over, the gods are hopeless!
Yato: "...Aqua? So besides me, are there any other gods in the group? But it's like losing the god... I always feel like my godhood has been insulted."
Yadou: "Hey, Yadou, but Yadou God is a tolerant god. As long as you give Yadou God five dollars, Yadou God will not hold grudges. I, Yadou, give me money!"
Chen Changsheng: "Sorry, I don't have the money in your world."
Yadou: "Okay, then Yadou God already holds a grudge."
Chen Changsheng: "..."
Yakumo Murasaki: "Ah la ah la~ That's right, there are gods here, too. Although their strength is not as strong as that of the group leader and Saitama teacher, they are majestic beings."
Blackbeard: "Hahahaha, think about it carefully, the existence of gods like Aqua-sama and Yato-sama is also very interesting, isn't it? Compared with this, @saitama, Teacher Saitama, you finally have more points for signing in now
Really? It’s really exciting! Future teacher, the battle between you and the group leader!”
Chen Changsheng: "???"
Fuck!
Blackbeard!
I'm going to die! Let's play drifting! It's so good, why bring the topic back again!!!
Your gratitude to me is beyond the limit! Is this how you repay me?!!
Do you know! Being cared about by a certain bald head, your group leader’s life may be in danger at any time!!!
Saitama: "Haha, I've been lucky these days. Although the sign-in points are often in single digits, when I'm lucky, there are still more than a dozen. If this continues, it shouldn't take three or four years. I'll be able to wait about half a year.
I have a battle with the group leader! Oh! It’s so exciting!”
Hiss~
When everyone heard this, they all took a deep breath.
How miserable!
To be honest, everyone present, except Saitama, has never experienced what it feels like to score single-digit points!
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