An author: "Hello everyone, I am Li Anwen, the author and today's host.
All of our guests from "Aegyo Fujin's Best Life" are here today, let's get to know them one by one.
First of all, our most popular and handsome Fourth Master, let us welcome him with applause!"
Fourth Master (with a cold face): "Hello."
Chu Yu (whispering): "Sir, please give me a smile in public. You look like we are unhappy."
Fourth Master (whispering with a resentful face): "I'm not happy! Your aunt hasn't left for another week. Why do women have to have such a thing as an aunt!!!"
Chu Yu pouted: "You don't love me anymore? These are all you think about every day! You don't care about me at all, you only covet my beauty!"
The fourth master was in a panic and kissed and hugged him: "I'm wrong, I'm wrong, I'm wrong. Isn't it okay if I don't want to be greedy?"
Chu Yu looked shocked: "You don't love me anymore. Do you think my beauty is not enough for you to covet?"
Fourth Master: "No, no, no, no..."
Fatty Five: "Is it popular nowadays to trick dogs into feeding them? Ama'er mother, I don't have a wife yet, so please take it easy!"
Baoer hugged the handsome young man Nian Xi next to him, with a look of contempt on his face: "Fifth brother, hurry up, you are the only one in our family who doesn't have a partner right now. My baby and I are about to get married. I feel so happy just thinking about it, isn't it a baby?
"
Nian Xi lowered his head and kissed Bao'er's face: "Well, I'm so happy."
Five Fatty...: "..."
Liu Pang: "It's okay, Fifth Brother, I'm still with you."
Fatty Two (holding back laughter): "Well, Fatty Six can probably stay with you for many years. After all, he is only three years old now."
Pang Pang glanced at Er Pang coldly: "Fifth Pang, don't be anxious. Your second brother didn't get married until he was almost thirty. You, don't be in a hurry."
Erpang: "I feel like I'm offended."
Fatty Three: "Pfft, that's so funny."
The fourth fat man looked disgusted: "Your soda sprayed on me, Fujin!"
Jiang Fuhai: "Ahem, gentlemen, please wait a moment before we talk. The host hasn't introduced our master yet."
A certain author came back to his senses: "Ahem, um, let's welcome the only female protagonist, little cutie Chu Yu!!!"
Chu Yu: "Hello everyone, hello everyone, thank you for your continued support, so that I am where I am now..."
Concubine De: "Wait a minute! When people thank me, they always thank Amma and E Niang first. How can you thank others?"
Emperor Kangxi: "That's right, I, the emperor, am not grateful enough for you?"
Chu Yu's desire to survive went online: "Yes, yes, yes, first I want to thank Huang Ama and Huang A Niang."
Fourth Master: "Don't you want to thank me?"
Chu Yu: "Thank you, thank you... thank everyone!"
The Fourteenth Master: "Sister-in-law Fourth, please stop thanking me here all the time. We haven't had the meal you arranged for a long time, and our stomachs are empty. When are we going to treat you to dinner? Why don't we put a pot here now!"
"
All the gentlemen said in unison: "Agree!"
Sixth Master: "Don't forget my Chuan Chuan Xiang. By the way, Fourth Sister-in-law, Wangyou is pregnant and prefers sour food."
Wangyou was shy: "Oh, I'm so embarrassed!"
Prince: "Well, I also want to say that Bi'er can't eat beef."
Third Master: "Wait a minute, there's me too, let me just say something in passing! Well... what don't you like to eat?"
San Fujin gritted his teeth and punched him in the face: "I don't like to suffer!"
Prince Zhi: "Tsk, tsk, you are such a big man and you are beaten by your wife!"
Dafujin: "You still have time to meddle in other people's business? Tell me who this little bitch is?"
Zhang Jiashi: "Sister, I am your stepmother."
Dafujin: "You little bitch, let's see if I don't beat you to death!"
Wufujin: "Tsk, tsk, these two are making trouble again."
Yujue: "Who says it isn't? It hasn't been this lively for a long time. It's really fun to watch."
Chu Yu: "Who do you think will win this time?"
Yujue: "Sister-in-law!"
Wufujin: "Sister-in-law!"
Chu Yu: "Tsk, tsk, it's what everyone expected. It seems that my sister-in-law is going to win?"
Bafujin: "I bet on Zhang Jia's family!"
Chu Yu looked suspicious: "The reason?"
Bafujin: "There's no reason. I'm used to being against you, so I just want to take a gamble!"
Chu Yu: "..."
Jiang Fuhai kidnapped the host and said, "You should speak quickly. Didn't you see that this room is in chaos?"
An author: "Ahem, um, everyone be quiet for a moment..."
Chen Zhuoran: "Can you be the host? If you can't, just come down and let the person next to you come on. I haven't heard my elder brother speak for so long.
Grandpa Gu, do you think so?"
Mr. Gu: "Yes, let my grandson and his grandson-in-law talk to each other. The most important thing is to ask them when they are going to have a second child. Our six-fat family is too lonely."
An author: "Well, Yu'er, when do you want to..."
Master Ten: "Please help me ask Fourth Sister-in-law when will dinner be served?"
Master Jiu gave Master Ten a slap in the face: "Always ask questions about those who are not nutritious! Host, help me ask Sister-in-law Four about any new ways to make money recently?"
Fifth Master: "What is this all about?"
Thirteenth Master: "Quiet, please be quiet for a while. I came here to chat with my fourth brother and sister-in-law for a while. Can you please stop making noise?"
Ba Ye: "Boring!! Xiangming, have a meal."
Bafujin: "You are so kind!"
Pure mind: "Namo Amitabha, Namo Amitabha..."
Jiang Niannian: "What is this for? We agreed to return to secular life!"
Jingxin looked aggrieved: "It's too noisy and I can't calm down."
Jiang Niannian: "Be good, cover your ears."
Tong Jia: "Your Majesty, I want it too."
Pangpang: "Come, come, let me give you a hug."
Dong E's: "Sir, look at this person!"
Third Fatty: "Hey! Come and give me a hug too!"
Dong E's: "No, my hands are itchy right now, and I just want to have a spar with you!"
Fatty Three: "Let's go!"
Erpang's arrogant face said: "Seeing this, don't you have any expression?"
Guarjia: "Come on, come on, let me give you a squeeze on your shoulder. Do you think this is okay?"
Erpang: "Hmm...not bad."
Fatty Four: "Daughter-in-law, do we also want to show off our affection in a symbolic way?"
Mrs. Fucha: "Okay, then I'll sleep on you for a while, and you can call me when it's over."
Fatty Four: "Yes!"
Emperor Kangxi frowned: "What kind of nonsense is this? It's offensive!"
Concubine De narrowed her eyes: "What? It's your turn to hug me, and you think it's immoral?"
Emperor Kangxi took the person into his arms and said, "It's unjust. How could it be? I couldn't ask for more."
Chu Yu: "Tsk, tsk, look at each of these."
Fourth Master: "Why do you sit so far away from me when I give you a kiss? Also, you haven't looked at me for nearly a minute!"
Chu Yu: "Is it so serious?"
Fourth Master: "Well, it's extremely serious!"
Chu Yu: "The reward is a kiss!"
Fourth Master: "Yes."
Chu Yu: "Wait! Master, your brothers are fighting!"
Fourth Master frowned: "They...why?"
Chu Yu touched his chin: "Probably, maybe, it seems to be because of food..."
Fourth Master: "Don't worry, continue with our..."
An author covered his face and said: "Ahem, the students who are in love here should step aside a little to avoid being hurt by the students who are practicing martial arts.
Also, the students who are yelling should keep their voices down and don’t disturb the students sleeping over there..."
Su Peisheng: "Not bad, host, I'm optimistic about you. Your eyesight is almost as good as mine. But the key is not to let our master get hurt."
Tianqi: "Don't be afraid of getting hurt. I have advanced education and can cure it."
After a certain author took a look at the situation that was completely out of control, he swallowed hard, picked up his shoes and quietly went out.
Phew~ You guys take your time and make a fuss, I... will slip away first~