Qingyu extremely suspected that this set of [Ninja Sword Shichibukai] battle puppet figures were krypton gold props developed by Goose Factory.
The negative effect is really accurate, it costs money!
You have to spend money when you use it, and you have to spend money to repair it if it breaks. You don’t want to waste time, and there is also ‘one-click acceleration’ to trick you into spending money!
You want money to the death, you want money to the death, you really want money to the death!
The most irritating thing is that it costs 100,000 taels per hour to take it apart and use it alone. If there are seven of them, it should be 700,000 taels.
But the package price is actually one million taels, which is ridiculous!
Do you understand what package price is?
Is there any reason why the more packages are sold, the more expensive they are?
And it doesn't give you a chance to bargain. It's directly marked, either package it up and take it all away, or you can play with up to three puppet figures at a time.
Not even a chance to take advantage of the loopholes!
Qingyu always felt that there was a missing line at the bottom: poor men only deserve the castrated version, and those with money can do whatever they want.
After all, the otaku has one wall and ten suites in Konoha...
What a banana bubble hammer!
Isn’t this looking down on people?
Qingyu was very angry, very angry, but he had no choice but to throw it away in his ninja bag and eat ashes, or he could only grit his teeth and earn money.
Fortunately, with his current strength, there is usually no need to use this gold-swallowing behemoth.
But when it comes time to put it to use, money is no longer important. After all, you only have money to spend if you have a life.
Didn't Mr. Benshan explain this philosophy of life long ago? The most painful thing in the world is when a person dies and the money is not spent.
Of course, the most painful thing is that people are still alive but the money is gone...
How incisive!
Sighing, Qingyu took out the things and found a series of exquisite and vivid bracelets.
There are 7 lifelike small figures hanging on it, only as big as a finger.
Then he lost his composure again!
Because these 7 figures are all ‘familiar’!
The one holding the sword Samehada is Kai Xia Jinbei...
In the past, the Shichibukai were still fish-men, so they had no problems and matched well with the sword and Samehada.
The one who sticks out his tongue and licks the long knife and needle is Tenyasha-Doflamingo...
It doesn't seem to be a big problem. Doflamingo is not only a Shichibukai, but he also does needlework, so he must be very comfortable with it.
Okay, since Dongfang is not invincible, he will be content.
But if Enel, who has two 'antennas' (thunder blades and fangs) inserted into his head, can still be said to be passable because of the thunder fruit, then the rest of them are really so outrageous.
!
The person carrying the decapitating sword is actually Hawkeye Mihawk, can you believe it?!
The style of painting has collapsed!
The beheading sword and the black sword night are not the same style at all!
The cool and handsome Hawkeye is now a 'figure' and it's actually a bit eye-catching...that's enough!
Let’s look at Uncle Xiong with the blasting knife and flying foam on his shoulder, Trafalgar Law with a hammer in one hand and a decapitating ax in the other (dull knife and pocket cutter), and Empress Boya holding a double knife and a flounder.
·Hancock...
This damn rhythm is going crazy!
It looks very much like the domestic knock-off figure he bought from a street stall in his previous life!
Not to mention Hawkeye carrying a decapitating sword, even Pikachu with his Sharingan opened, Pleasant Goat glaring at the Rinnegan... it's not like he has never seen them before.
It can be called an invincible cross-border anime mashup!
Five dollars, no more!
Qingyu couldn't help but find an excuse to comfort himself and said: "It's okay. Although Eniro is not a pirate or a Shichibukai, he is still playing tricks, so the problem is not big."
"Uncle Xiong...Uncle Xiong's fighting style after being transformed is just to blow up."
"Ro...Ro...No one says that doctors can't use axes and hammers! Isn't this standard equipment for surgeons? (Surgeons who feel offended:???). And the knives are dull.
·Kabutori is a ninja sword that is said to be able to defeat all defenses. It is very similar to Luo's previous ability...well, very similar!"
"Hancock is the same. He often 'shoots arrows', so he must be very capable of shooting cannons..."
After a forced explanation, Qingyu finally felt a lot smoother. Just now, his complaining energy almost exploded!
However, he was only complaining about the image problems of these figures, and the specific performance in actual combat is still unknown.
After all, images are images, and if you think about it with your feet, you can know that these figures cannot have the abilities of the original characters. At most, they can 'imitate' a little bit of the style and characteristics, and he will be satisfied.
Otherwise, if people like Hancock come here with ninja swords, he will give it even ten million taels, not to mention the appearance fee of one million taels!
At that time, why would he still be an undercover agent? He would show his cards right away and stop pretending!
Hawkeye and others held 7 ninja swords and lined up behind him. He sat on the [Frozen Throne] again, holding a cigar in his mouth, and said in front of everyone: "I want to be the Fifth Hokage."
, who is in favor and who is against?”
It’s so exciting just thinking about it!
It's a pity that it can only be done for a while.
After all, figures are figures, and puppets are just puppets.
However, the strength of an elite jounin is enough to greatly increase his strength. Just like the five major ninja villages, how many people can be rated as elite jounin?
Even if the 7 elite jounin faced off against a strong Kage level player, not only would they be able to win, but they would still be able to stall for a lot of time.
There is no need to consider the issue of loyalty, just give them money, what the hell...
Then he studied where to recharge money for this thing.
As a result, a prompt popped up directly from the dog system, indicating that you only need to put the money in the [Space Folding Ninja Tool Bag], and it can recharge it on your behalf. All it takes is a thought.
Qingyu pondered for a long time, extremely suspicious that the dog system was making a profit from the middleman, or that the krypton fraud props were made by it, but he was suffering from the lack of evidence and there was no consumer association for him to complain.
Otherwise, he will definitely sue the dog system and bankrupt him!
Wear the bracelet and hide it in your sleeve.
Qingyu suddenly covered his head and went to sleep with great enthusiasm. A wonderful day starts from tomorrow!
Next, he wants to be a good man who makes money to support his family.
Aren’t there just 7 figures? Wait and have fun with Ba Ba!
In his sleep, Qingyu had a dream. He dreamed that Hancock was leaning lightly in his arms, his red lips were slightly opened, and he said to him in a sweet voice: "Master, you have spent 999.9 billion, as long as
If the krypton reaches one trillion, I will be able to have a physical body, and I will stay with my master forever from now on."
Then Qingyu swallowed quietly, waved his hand, and said very proudly: "Charge! I will charge another 100 million right away! Let's go home today!"
Hancock immediately showed an extremely shy smile, which made Qingyu ready to move...
However, just when he was about to knock Hancock down and do something embarrassing, Hawkeye appeared with a beheading knife, followed by Uncle Xiong, Eniro and others.
"Master, we also want physical bodies! Please charge another 6 trillion!"
"Yes, if you don't recharge, don't blame our brothers for being rude!"
"Go ahead, chop him to death for being a heartless person!"
"嘤嘤嘤~"
Qingyu, who was sweating profusely, woke up suddenly, and when he looked again, it was already dawn.
"Fortunately, it's just a nightmare. Jinbei who can moan is really scary!"