Chapter 424 I don’t have much talent, so let’s dance to the Pure Land of Bliss for everyone!
In the evening, at Orochimaru's warm invitation, Qingyu attended the banquet prepared for him.
But although it was said to be a banquet, there was actually no one else there.
When Aoyu arrived, even Orochimaru was nowhere to be seen.
Just when he was wondering if Orochimaru had run away, several singers and dancers suddenly appeared and started performing.
Qingyu didn't know what kind of tricks Orochimaru was playing, or whether he really believed the rumors about him and wanted to seduce him with his beauty, so he just watched with cold eyes.
The young ladies danced very white and loudly, and they probably came from relatively poor families.
Qingyu considers himself a gentleman and will never be tempted by beauty, so he insists on looking at them with a critical eye, and will never look away easily until they admit their mistakes.
However, when the heroine of this performance appeared, his mentality collapsed instantly!
Because the one who stepped out was none other than Orochimaru, who secretly practiced the female role!
And unlike during the day, Orochimaru who walked out at this time not only wore a beautiful women's cherry blossom-colored kimono, but also put on makeup...
And because of the software modification, Orochimaru's twist is so enchanting that he looks like a beautiful snake.
Only the expression on his face was not quite right, it was always cold.
Qingyu was immediately confused. It might have been better if he didn't know who the other party was, but knowing that the other party was Orochimaru and that the woman's body actually contained the soul of a man, he really
It feels so awkward!
Not only did I get goosebumps all over my body, but my eyes also hurt.
He couldn't understand why Orochimaru still had such a hobby?
Is this the legendary love-making relationship?
Now that you have become a woman, do you really think of yourself as a woman?
Well, there seems to be nothing wrong with it.
If this scene had happened in Qingyu's previous life, the screen would have been flooded with comments like, 'Everyone, I'm even more excited!'
If it is posted to the wrong website, it is very likely that a new book will be released grandly. Even the title has been thought of for them, and it will be called "The Bizarre Adventure of Orochimaru," and the sales volume will not be low!
However, Qingyu doesn't want to 'put men on top of men', nor does he want to 'force men to lock men down', and it's even more impossible for him to really treat Orochimaru as a woman.
But when he managed to calm down, Orochimaru seemed not to let him go. Instead, like a snake, he lay on the ground and squirmed over, faster than he could walk over.
Seeing that the squirming Orochimaru was about to climb onto him along the pole, Qingyu immediately became hairy!
The untied Zanpakuto was slapped on the table with a bang!
The meaning is very obvious, if you dare to touch me, I will kill you!
Orochimaru smiled and was not angry. He stood up and sat next to Qingyu. Then he poured a glass of wine for Qingyu as if he were a woman.
"How was the performance just now? If you like it, I can dance for you again next time."
Qingyu couldn't help but shudder, and blurted out with numb scalp: "No need..."
Ding!
The ordinary death quest has been released!
Mission name: Orochimaru...chan?!
Content description: Since Orochimaru-chan wants to be a real woman, why don’t you help her?
(Are you thinking wrongly? No, no, no, no, no?)
Mission requirements: Teach Orochimaru-chan how to dance in the Pure Land
Mission Failed: Have you seen the Legend of the White Snake? Wait a thousand years~Wait a minute~ah~
...........
Qingyu's face turned green instantly!
Fortunately, there is a mask to block it.
This task really left him speechless.
It’s full of flaws from beginning to end!
Damn it, Orochimaru-chan...vomited, vomited!
If he hadn't often played Station B in his previous life and experienced the era of being massacred by several major divine songs, he would definitely not be able to complete this task.
That's right, it's hard to look back on the past, he did teach himself the Pure Land of Bliss by watching a video...
He has never dared to jump in front of others, so no one knows he can jump.
Obviously, the dog system is definitely plotting against him!
Especially the mission rewards and mission penalties are all hinting at something to him.
Go to hell with the Legend of White Snake, go to hell with Xu Xian!
I don’t have such strong taste!
As the saying goes, choose the lesser of two evils. Compared with the horrific mission punishment, teaching Orochimaru to dance in the Pure Land is nothing.
So Qingyu immediately took a deep breath and said: "The performance just now can be said to be tangible and soulless. It is too ordinary. It's okay not to watch it."
"I didn't expect that Your Excellency actually has a deep understanding of this aspect."
"I can't speak of opinions, but I was lucky enough to see a dance performed by the saint of my Blood Moon Sect. It was the most beautiful in the world, so I naturally have a high level of discernment." Qingyu started to set a trap for Orochimaru with nonsense.
"That's such a pity. If I have the chance, I really want to see what is the most beautiful dance in the world."
Orochimaru could swear to God that she was just being polite, and at most she was a little bit curious.
But the scene that happened next made her stunned...
"It's not that I don't have a chance. Although I only saw it once, the beautiful dance of the Saint is deeply engraved in my mind. If you want to learn, I can teach you."
Orochimaru was startled for a moment, then he burst into laughter and nodded with bright eyes, "Okay."
I can't stand it anymore, I'm vomiting, I'm vomiting!
She is a boy, a boy!
Qingyu suddenly wanted to get some cold water, wash his face, and feel refreshed.
But let’s find a way to complete the mission first.
To learn to dance in the Pure Land, you must first master the music, otherwise it will definitely not taste that good!
So Qingyu decisively found the person who was responsible for the accompaniment just now. Although he had never made any music, he had listened to it so many times that if he just hummed it, it would be absolutely fine.
As long as the out-of-tune is not too serious and they try a few more times, these people will definitely be able to come up with a more original version. After all, these people are professionals.
So after he 'dengdeng' for a long time, these people finally restored the tune exactly as he remembered it.
Although there are still many places that are different, we can no longer demand too much, as long as the rhythm is okay, that's about it.
After finishing the song, Qingyu couldn't help but take a deep breath, suppressing all the shame in his heart, and then kept thinking about the autism challenges that the up owners had done...
Compared with those ruthless people who will burst into pieces just by looking at it, it is just a dance in the Pure Land of Paradise, so there is nothing to be afraid of!
Ollie, brothers, just do it and it’s done!
As the prelude sounded, Qingyu immediately started dancing very emotionally...