Chapter 537 No matter how funny it is, we will never laugh!
Well, no matter how much Sasuke wants to escape reality at this moment, he has even gone so dark that he hopes the world will be destroyed immediately.
But if escaping is useful, why do ninjas do it?
Ninja, ninja, can't bear it, what kind of ninja do you think you are?
Since you can't escape, you can only face it bravely.
Furthermore, to be honest, Sasuke... Sasuke-kun is still as hot and handsome as ever!
Sasuke's number one crush, Sakura said this.
After the identification, this couple is definitely in true love and has not run away!
Xianglin, you did not lose unjustly!
Then when Naruto's eyes wandered for the 77th time and he couldn't help but look at the top of Sasuke's head, Sasuke finally couldn't hold it any longer and started to form seals with a murderous look on his face.
"Art fire escape ho fireball!"
"Damn it, you actually did it for real..."
boom!
"Fire Release: Dragon Fire Technique!"
"grass!"
Sometimes the 'green feathered' Naruto knew he was in the wrong, so he didn't dare to fight back. He was chased around by Sasuke with a murderous look on his face, and his clothes were burned to pieces.
"Kakashi-sensei, aren't you going to stop them?"
Sakura looked worriedly at Kakashi, who was banging his head against the tree.
"Oh, oh...it's okay...it's okay to let Sasuke...vent."
If anyone could see Kakashi's expression at this time, he would definitely be regarded as the ancestor of Yanyi in the Naruto world!
I've never seen a guy smile like this!
When Kakashi finally calmed down and stopped rubbing salt into Sasuke's wounds as a teacher, Naruto and Sasuke finally calmed down.
Of course, the price was that Naruto was beaten mercilessly by Sasuke.
Then Sasuke fully narrated the story he had just unfinished...
"So this is most likely just a misunderstanding? The other party has obviously caught you, but they didn't kill you, but... um, um... I understand."
Kakashi, who was so surprised that he laughed again, quickly ended the topic and turned his face to the side.
He would never admit that he was shaken by the light reflected on Sasuke's head just now, and he almost blurted out the words "It's so dazzling".
Otherwise, today would not be the end of Zuo Ming'en's friendship, but their master and apprentice would also perform a show of 'teacher is kind and disciple is filial'!
"We'll talk about it when we go back first. Now that your appearance has been exposed, you don't have to go out on the streets to get information in the next few days. We'll talk about it after I recover from my injuries."
The water between the country of Waves and our club is a bit muddy and messy. Even he is a little confused now, so it is better to wait and see what happens.
And although there is not a single ninja here on the surface, there are some strong ninjas secretly, which is even more surprising.
This time Sasuke was in danger, it was a wake-up call for him.
We can no longer let them act recklessly, otherwise it may not be the hair that gets shaved off next time, but the head.
When the time comes, it will be too late to regret it.
After making up his mind, Kakashi immediately took Naruto and the others back.
What Sasuke was thinking about along the way was whether he would wear a hat in the future or simply order a wig?
Let him live with such a bald head, it would be better to let him die!
And that bastard!
Don't let him find it, or he will kill that bastard!
It's just that for some reason, that bastard's naughty behavior always gives him a faint sense of familiarity...
............
On the other hand, Qingyu, who had returned to the palace, also let out a sigh of relief.
It was really a risk, it was discovered within a hundred million points.
Fortunately, he was smart enough, and he also made some extra money from Erzhuzi.
It is said that Sasuke is really his 'lucky star'. Almost every time they meet, he will feel happy physically and mentally, and even get substantial rewards.
When evaluating a model worker, the title of the best tool worker is definitely not an exaggeration.
Then comes the most exciting moment of the lottery draw!
[Successfully opened the special treasure box, and you got a Patek Philippe exotic watch...]
watch?
Is this okay?
When did all Patek Philippe stores come to Naruto World?
But you don’t need to think about it to know that this thing must be something modified by the dog system, just like the n95 mask.
So he clicked on it out of curiosity.
[Patek Philippe exotic watch]
Effect: After wearing, there is a 10% real chance of invalidating attacks from women.
Characteristics: Luxurious temperament, Charm +10
Negative effects: Envy, jealousy, and hatred. After wearing it, there is a certain probability that incidents such as "being gossiped behind someone's back" and "provoking in person" will occur.
Uchiha Sasuke's favorability continues to decline...it may happen that he directly hits someone (you) without any reason.
........
"Okay, I knew..."
Qingyu put the watch on his wrist indifferently. In his two lifetimes, this was the first time for him to wear such an expensive watch.
But there is nothing to be excited about. After all, no one in this world knows this brand, and if you want to pretend to be 13, you don’t know who to show it to.
Therefore, what he values most about this watch is the wearing effect.
Although it is a prop for looking at faces, the 10% real chance also means that each attack has a 10% chance of being directly invalidated, rather than the pseudo-random mechanism where one attack must be invalidated every ten times.
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It's the same as the badge he got before, which gave him a 1% critical hit rate.
Anyway, he has never activated it once in actual combat, and his face is terrible!
But you can still look forward to a 10% chance.
Then the problem comes again. This effect is only for women. It also adds a "passive taunt" debuff to him. It's really enough!
When I think about walking on the street in the future, someone will strike up a conversation with me every step of the way, someone will challenge someone with two steps, and I will rush towards someone with two steps and beat him without saying a word... I can't live this life anymore.
So you can wear it when you have nothing to do, and you can take it out and try your luck when you encounter female enemies, but forget it at other times.
After all, he is already handsome and charming enough, and he does not need the extravagant temperament trait of Charm +10 as the icing on the cake.
As for the advanced skill card, without mentioning it, [Armed Color Haki] was directly upgraded to lv9.
Then on the way back to the room, he always seemed to feel that he had forgotten something, but he never remembered what it was until he opened the room...
"Sorry, we went to the wrong room."
After seeing the extremely resentful look in Xianglin's eyes when she was wrapped in a quilt, he decisively followed his heart, and at the same time, he also remembered what he had forgotten.
What a sin!
Didn't anyone release her?
How about... lock him up for another day and wait until he has finished his dinner?