Xin Yanque sat in the carriage, wondering whether he should scold him now or after he left the city.
This Yunzhou City is so good and safe, but Your Majesty insisted on letting him go to Xixia Pass.
Not to mention that the place is not safe or unsafe, it is definitely not as rich and prosperous as Yunzhou.
The general border areas are not much better. They are generally either poor or desolate.
After arriving at Xixia Pass, the entire city was filled with men, which was extremely boring to think about.
He asked if it was okay not to go, and His Majesty asked if it was okay for you to submit to the law now.
Xin Yanque couldn't subdue him, but he was good at subduing others, so he set off.
Of course Xin Yanque also knew that His Majesty was reluctant to kill him, but he couldn't rely on His Majesty's reluctance to kill him to be ignorant.
Ultimately, blame yourself.
If I hadn't praised that brat like a flower in front of His Majesty, how could His Majesty think that guy could lead an army by himself, or even conquer Lone Bamboo in the north?
Lone Zhu is the same, how stupid he is to think that it is better to seek refuge with Lou Fan than with Dayu.
The more he thought about it, the angrier he became, so Xin Yanque started swearing in the street before he even left the city, but he didn't dare to curse the emperor.
Then just scold Lin Ye first.
Isn't it good for a brat to be a hero who messes around? He must be a real hero.
He dared to go to a place like Xixiaguan with just a few thousand Wu Lingwei. Didn't he know that Guzhu would definitely put all his money into it?
Yes, of course that brat knows, otherwise he wouldn't go.
He took his precious Wu Lingwei to gain military glory. No matter how lively the fight in Xiantang was, it had nothing to do with him.
Victory has nothing to do with him, that is Beiye King Tuoba Lie's business, defeat, he will still have to be implicated.
Only Xixia Pass can get credit. That guy must have weighed the pros and cons and gained the greatest benefit in a place where the battle is relatively easy to fight.
"Bad study."
He said.
Nie Wuzhi, who was sitting opposite him, asked: "Why did you learn so badly?"
Xin Yanque glared at him: "You are a bad person. Your Majesty asked me to go to Xixiaguan to be the governor. Why didn't you stop me?"
Nie Wuzhi's eyes widened: "Should I stop him?"
Xin Yanque said: "You should recommend yourself and say that you think you are better than me. If you go to Xixiaguan to be the governor, you will do better than me. Your Majesty may agree."
Nie Wuzhi sighed: "Master Guanzhu, there are only two of you and me here."
Xin Yanque: "So?"
Nie Wuzhi: "So stop pretending."
Xin Yanque: "..."
Nie Wuzhi said: "It's boring to be in Yunzhou. Your Majesty is in Yunzhou. Is it interesting for you to play chess with His Majesty all day long?"
Xin Yanque said nothing.
Nie Wuzhi said: "Your Majesty wants to play chess and kill people in Yunzhou, and there are other secrets that you don't want others to know. Others are not qualified and don't deserve to know. You are qualified, but Your Majesty doesn't want you to know, otherwise why would you be kicked out?"
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Xin Yanque still said nothing.
Nie Wuzhi said: "So, Master Guanzhu, please stop pretending. You are just making people think that you are unhappy and will leave the city soon. It's so hard to pretend. Besides, no matter how good you pretend, I don't believe it."
Xin Yanque: "When I was in Geling, the old man in charge said that you were a talent that could be made."
Nie Wuzhi: "The real master has a sharp eye."
Xin Yanque: "I regret it very much. At that time, I nodded and said that you are indeed very good, just because you went out to steal the watermelon and gave me half of it the first day."
Nie Wuzhi laughed loudly.
Xin Yanque said: "If I had known that you are so annoying now, I should have said that you have bad conduct in front of the old man."
Nie Wuzhi: "Is that an ordinary watermelon?"
Xin Yanque: "..."
Nie Wuzhi said: "The Master has persisted for three years. The melon seedlings he planted in the first year died before they grew up. In the second year, the melon seedlings grew up and did not produce any melons. In the third year, two melon seedlings were planted.
One hundred melon seedlings produced one watermelon. I stole it and you ate half of it. Now you feel disgusted."
Xin Yanque: "Just think about it, are you full of evildoers?"
Nie Wuzhi: "Yes."
Xin Yanque: "The melon isn't even ripe yet!"
Nie Wuzhi: "You have to eat even if you say you're not familiar with it, otherwise you'll be sorry for the three years of hard work the master has put in."
Xin Yanque: "Actually, he planted it again in the fourth year."
Nie Wuzhi: "Did you steal it?"
Xin Yanque: "I didn't."
Nie Wuzhi narrowed his eyes.
Xin Yanque: "I asked others to steal it."
Nie Wuzhi still looked at him with squinted eyes.
Xin Yanque: "It's so miserable. Who would have thought that just to see a melon, the old man would actually set up a real thunder formation to steal the melon. The guy's hair was burnt, but he was bald."
He counted on his fingers.
"It's been thirteen years and not a single hair has grown."
He looked at Nie Wuzhi and said, "To think so, you and I are indeed going too far."
Nie Wuzhi said: "You have grown a melon in three years and had it stolen. This is the headmaster. He is really well-disciplined."
Xin Yanque: "You've been scolding me for three days, how can you behave well?"
Nie Wuzhi: "It's only been three days."
Xin Yanque sighed: "It's not easy for the old man. The year before last, I went back to Geling. I thought I couldn't go back empty-handed to see him, so I bought a myna as a gift for him on the way."
Nie Wuzhi: "That kind of ugly bird that can imitate human speech?"
Xin Yanque hummed: "I'm an old man. He's old and has few people to accompany me, so it's good to have a bird that can learn to talk. I gave the bird to him. He was very happy and even said that I was sensible.
Already."
Nie Wuzhi: "I think since you mentioned it, it must not be a good thing."
Xin Yanque said: "Since the old man got this myna, he has placed high hopes on this bird. He also said that the bird has spiritual roots. He said that if he follows him, he can practice cultivation, and then he can recite a whole big book with just one mouth.
He spent a whole year teaching the De Jing without sleep or food, and even that little brother couldn't live up to his standards and didn't learn a single word."
Nie Wuzhi burst into laughter.
Xin Yanque said: "I advised him not to teach him. If not, we'll just stew this stupid bird. Why bother bothering him so much?"
Nie Wuji: "That makes sense."
Xin Yanque: "That bird was also confused. He said "fuck" after me. From that day on, he said "fuck" to everyone he met."
Nie Wuzhi: "..."
He sighed: "Anyway, I can speak now. I'm enlightened. I'm slowly learning more."
He asked: "What happened next?"
Xin Yanque: "Later, the old man cooked a roasted bird and drank three glasses of wine."
Nie Wuzhi couldn't hold back and laughed.
Xin Yanque said: "Later, the old man may have gotten used to raising other things, so he asked someone to find him a lamb."
Nie Wuzhi: "Lambs can't imitate human speech, so they won't bother so much."
Xin Yanque: "No, the old man said that this thing has grown up and has a lot of meat. Even if the bird is roasted, it won't even have two ounces of meat. The roasted lamb is still worth looking forward to."
Nie Wuzhi: "..."
Xin Yanque leaned back and asked, "What do you think of Lin Ye?"
Nie Wuzhi replied: "I'm always better than that myna. At least I can't teach anything and can't learn it."
Xin Yanque smiled: "That's the physique I modified for him. If he doesn't learn things quickly, all my hard work will be wasted."
Nie Wuzhi: "You never said before that you changed his physique."
Xin Yanque: "You shouldn't say it now, why did you accidentally say something bald?"
He looked at Nie Wuzhi: "How about I kill you and silence you?"
Nie Wuzhi: "..."
Xin Yanque said: "Your Majesty has figured out more than ten years ago that who can be reused will always be reused, and who can be reused only temporarily."
He looked out the window: "But things went counterproductive. Those who could have been reused passed away unfortunately, while those who could be reused temporarily were always reused."
Nie Wuzhi: "I want to know what is the relationship between Lin Ye and General Liu Jigong?"
Xin Yanque: "It doesn't matter what relationship he has with General Liu Jigong. What matters is that Your Majesty wants to reserve new talents."
Nie Wuzhi: "So, I can be considered one of His Majesty's plans to reserve new talents?"
Xin Yanque: "That's right."
Nie Wuzhi: "Then if I kill you now, will I be the one who becomes the leader in the future?"
Xin Yanque: "Are you sick? You killed the old man. Why did you kill me? I didn't say that I would definitely be the head teacher in the future."
Nie Wuzhi: "Huh?"
He seemed to be keenly aware of something.
Xin Yanque: "Fuck..."
The dignified second person in Shangyang Palace, the master of Fengyu Temple, is really foul-mouthed.
He said: "You are talking about being bald again."
Nie Wuzhi said: "I can think of His Majesty's grand plans, and I can also think of the changes in the future, but I always feel that Your Majesty is good to Lin Ye, not just because you keep praising him."
Xin Yanque: "Do you think my words are not meaningful enough?"
Nie Wuzhi said: "It's natural enough. I just feel that there is another very important person who may be praising him all the time."
Xin Yanque thought for a while.
Then he asked: "After His Majesty arrived in Yunzhou that day, he met Ning Weimo at night. Do you know about this?"
Nie Wuzhi replied: "I know."
Xin Yanque said: "After meeting Ning Weimo, His Majesty met another person. Who he met, only Gu Xiujin knows whether this person is the one you mentioned, who also praised Lin Ye."
Nie Wuzhi: "You don't even know, how can I know."
Xin Yanque let out a long sigh and beat his chest with regret, and said, "I always gossip, why didn't I gossip properly this time?"
Nie Wuzhi: "I have said before that your majesty does not want qualified people to know, but it is impossible for unqualified people to know."
Xin Yanque: "Oh, I seem to have missed a shocking secret."
Nie Wuzhi: "If Your Majesty hadn't known about your gossip, he wouldn't have been so eager to rush you to Xixiaguan to serve as the warlord for Lin Ye."
Xin Yanque: "It's all fucking Lin Ye's fault!"
Nie Wuzhi nodded: "It's all Lin Ye's fault!"
Xin Yanque said: "After arriving at Xixia Pass, you must not give him a good look. Now you are thinking about how to deal with him after arriving."
Nie Wuzhi: "Master Guanzhu, please respect yourself."
Xin Yanque: "Alas..."
He asked: "If I quietly return to Yunzhou to find out this secret, will you keep it secret for me?"
Nie Wuzhi: "No."
Xin Yanque: "Fuck..."
Nie Wuzhi: "Master Guanzhu, please respect yourself."
Xin Yanque said: "Is it possible, is it impossible..."
Nie Wuzhi waited for him to say the next words, but after waiting for a long time, Xin Yanque didn't squeeze out the next words.
"That's all."
Xin Yanque said: "If that's true, the secret will be known later."
He looked at Nie Wuzhi: "Actually, there is another shocking secret. If you want to know, I can reveal it to you."
Nie Wuzhi: "Okay, okay, tell me quickly."
Xin Yanque: "One hundred taels."
Nie Wuzhi immediately took out a banknote and put it in Xin Yanque's hand: "Here, here, tell me quickly."
Xin Yanque: "Instead of telling you now, your one hundred taels is a deposit. When the time comes, I will tell you before telling others that you are currently the first person in line to pre-order. Are you happy?"