Ning Weimo leaned in the carriage, thinking with a look of despair on his face, why did he agree to Nie Wuzhi and let these two idiots follow him.
If Nie Wuzhi was still there, they would be more or less afraid of Nie Wuzhi, but after Izumo Prefecture was restored, Nie Wuzhi would rush back.
When I thought about it, Nie Wuzhi would be leaving in just one day. He would have to face these two guys, and it would take him seven or eight days to go back to Qinzhou. How would he spend these seven or eight days?
So he had to admire Lin Ye for being able to make friends with all kinds of people.
The two guys were having nothing to do in the carriage. They were gambling at this time. They had almost done enough gambling in the past few days. I originally thought that they would stop, but today they remembered something new.
Whose feet are hairier?
Men's feet are more or less atrophied, especially the big toe which seems a bit longer.
The two of them gambled differently from others. While others gambled money, they gambled on slapping their mouths.
Count the hairs on your feet, whoever has more hairs will win, and whoever has more hairs will be slapped in the mouth.
At first, for the sake of fairness, the two decided to take off their boots and count each other.
As a result, I kept counting, but I was afraid that the other party would lie and falsely report, so I decided to pull it out, pull it out, and count again.
The most important thing is that, as they kept counting, they both wanted to vomit, and Ning Weimo sitting next to them also wanted to vomit.
It really stinks.
Maybe the big pervert thinks it's not perverted enough and boring, while the little pervert thinks it's too perverted to do it.
They also pulled Ning Weimo to be a witness, but Ning Weimo had no time to hide.
The two have known each other for a long time, and it doesn't matter whether you are an official or something else. In their eyes, once you are acquainted, you are friends.
Of course, it doesn't matter how high an official you become. Even if you may be the prime minister in the future, they don't think it is their honor to know you.
They even think that if you can play with me, you will gain experience.
Finally, after counting, they found that there were exactly the same number of people, which made them feel particularly bored.
Ning Weimo originally thought that it would be a good thing if no one would hit anyone, but neither of them was happy.
In the end, they decided to play an additional game. After much deliberation, they asked Ning Weimo if he would like to use his beard as a bet between them.
Nie Wuzhi actually felt that the two people with such personalities were actually really good, simple, and didn't have so many messy thoughts, so they didn't have any bad intentions.
In the hearts of these two people, whatever the people they care about say is right and they are happy to do whatever they want.
And once you get to know someone well, you will almost feel your heart and soul.
There are actually not many people like them in this world.
"Do you two often gamble in Jade Bird Tower?"
Nie Wuji asked.
Chu Danrong said: "That's right, otherwise what to do in your spare time would be boring to death."
Nie Wuzhi asked again: "In today's situation, if you two can't decide the outcome of the bet, you have to count Master Ning's beard. In Jade Bird Tower, will you two bet on Mr. Banker's beard?"
Chu Dingcong said: "First, my eldest brother has no beard. Second, we can't beat him."
Chu Danrong said: "I can't beat him, I can't beat him at all."
For the first time, Ning Weimo felt that it would be a good thing to practice martial arts.
Nie Wuji smiled and asked the coachman where he had arrived. The coachman said that in a few dozen miles he would leave the Yunzhou border and enter the Qinzhou border.
He looked at the two people and his tone became serious.
"Master Ning has very important things to do in Qinzhou, and he doesn't have many guards around him, so his safety can only rely on the two of you."
Chu Danrong said: "Can't you trust us?"
Chu Dingcong: "Are we two such unreliable people?"
Speaking of which, the two of them laughed at the same time, laughing inexplicably, and then said at the same time: "We are really."
Ning Weimo covered his face, thinking that if he had known better, he would have asked the master of the temple, or Ai Youyou, to send a few people from Tianshui Cliff for protection.
Nie Wuzhi thought for a moment and nodded: "If Lin Ye were here, he would definitely trust you, so I will definitely trust you."
Because of these words, the two guys looked at each other, sat up straight, and hugged Nie Wuzhi at the same time.
"If you say you can trust us, we will be worthy of your trust."
Just as Nie Wuzhi was about to speak, Chu Danrong laughed again and said, "Even my eldest brother and second boss think we are unreliable, but you actually think we are trustworthy, you idiot!"
Chu Dingcong also laughed: "He is indeed a fool."
When he arrived at the border of Yunzhou, Nie Wuzhi got out of the car. Looking back, he saw that there was no one on the official road, and he breathed a sigh of relief.
After entering the territory of Qinzhou, there is actually no need to worry so much.
He still had very important things to deal with, so he had to leave temporarily.
“Have a safe journey.”
Nie Wuji clasped his fists, and the people in the car also clasped their fists in return.
When Ning Weimo saw Nie Wuzhi leaving, the worry in his heart became even heavier. He wasn't too worried about safety. He was worried that he couldn't stand these two people and that he would become deafened if he couldn't bear it anymore.
Chu Danrong came over and asked with a smile: "Master Ning, as high officials, don't you have no money at all?"
Chu Dingcong said: "That's natural, otherwise what would you do as an official? Someone will pay for your meals, someone will give you gifts when you buy things, and you don't even have to spend money to pick up girls."
Ning Weimo raised his hands to cover his ears.
Chu Danrong said: "That's not necessarily true. Look, our second boss is also an official. He doesn't even have a girl."
Chu Dingcong said: "That's because you are blind. The princess must be our second head girl."
Chu Danrong said: "If the princess is the girl of our second head, then the princess's beautiful maid must also be."
Chu Dingcong: "That's it."
When he said this, he suddenly realized it and slapped himself on the forehead: "It's okay for us as the second boss."
Chu Danrong: "Otherwise, do you think that the second master, like the eldest brother, has no interest in women?"
Chu Danrong: "Brother, it's not that he's not interested in women, it's that he's not good at it."
Chu Dingcong: "What you said makes sense to me."
Then the two guys burst out laughing again, as if they had just told a great joke.
After walking for another half a day, the carriage stopped in a town, and we could only spend the night here today.
The driver and several guards were Ning Weimo's people. He came back from Guzhu and didn't bring many close friends with him.
His home was attacked, causing heavy casualties. Although he did not take his family to Lone Bamboo, most of his guards died.
The emperor arranged for him to return to Yunzhou and sent some imperial guards to follow him, but the number was not too large.
I am going to Qinzhou to meet the general of the Xiangshan Camp. He has a special status and must be with him.
Moreover, His Majesty's will and tokens are all given to him. At the critical moment, he needs to take over everything in Yunzhou.
It would be a good thing for him to get acquainted with the troops at Xiangshan Camp.
Gongsun Changming, the flag officer of the Ouchi Guards, got out of the car and waved his hand, and his men immediately dispersed to check the situation in this town.
Two people were arranged to explore the route in advance, and the accommodation had already been decided.
There is only one inn in this town, and the conditions are very poor. It is the kind of big car shop that people often call it.
There are no separate rooms, and a large earthen kang can sleep dozens of people.
So the person who had arranged to come in advance found the biggest wealthy man in the town. He didn't say who he was. He only revealed his official identity and wanted to stay at his home for one night.
Naturally, the rich people did not dare to refuse, and they had to make arrangements to free up the best rooms.
When Gongsun Changming arrived at the door of this house, the rich family was waiting at the door to greet him.
He said a few polite words and insisted on giving dozens of taels of silver, which frightened the rich family.
They were given a lot of money, but they didn't dare to take it. They always felt that it was not practical to take it.
After settling in, Gongsun Changming said to the Chu Danrong brothers: "Can you two be on duty in the first half of the night? I will be on duty in the second half of the night."
Chu Danrong said: "No."
Gongsun Changming was stunned.
Chu Dingcong said: "You said the first half of the night is the first half of the night? You don't need to take care of me. I promised the second master that if I want to get things done, I have to do the hard work. We will spend the rest of the night and you will spend the first half of the night."
After saying that, the two of them strolled into the hospital. Gongsun Changming didn't like these two people, but he didn't like them, and he didn't like them at all.
The two people said they were going to find a place to rest first, but they were so energetic, how could they actually go to sleep.
I don't know where I moved to, and I can't find it anywhere.
When it was time to eat, they were nowhere to be seen. Ning Weimo asked someone to set aside food for them, so he didn't wait any longer.
The two people walked around the town, feeling extremely disappointed.
Because this town looks quite big, it doesn't even have a brothel.
The two of them walked back along the path in the town, muttering as they walked.
"This place can be considered an important transportation location, but the only way in and out of Yunzhou is so backward!"
"We can only wait until we get to Qinzhou."
"Tell me, we are doing this to protect the officials. Is this considered official business?"
"That has to be reckoned with."
"Since it's an official business trip, it shouldn't be a problem to ask the Yunzhou Yamen for reimbursement after I return."
"If you want to eat and drink but not go to whoring, why should they reimburse you?"
"That's right, it won't sound good if you say it out loud."
"We don't care whether it sounds good or not, hahahahaha..."
The two guys came back while fighting, and then they saw a figure flashing on the other side of the intersection.
They looked at each other, then quietly approached, trying to hide in the shadows.
They found a low wall and half-crouched to look over there. The reason why was because the guy looked abnormal.
A bald man wearing a snow-white gown looked so eye-catching in the moonlight.
The point is, this guy's movements are weird.
He stopped at the door of the inn, as if performing some kind of ceremony, and drew a pattern on the ground with a long black iron awl in his hand.
Then he knelt in the pattern, sometimes worshiping, sometimes standing up and spreading his arms, so it seemed like he was praying.
The iron awl, which was probably more than five feet long, poked into the pattern he drew.
At this time, the inn boy went out, as if asking the strange guy if he wanted to stay in the hotel.
The guy made a silent gesture and then continued with the strange ritual.
"Is this a charlatan?"
Chu Danrong underestimated it in a low voice.
Chu Dingcong said: "It doesn't look like it, like a psycho, hehehehe..."
He was still smiling when he suddenly saw the bald man in white grabbing the young man's neck.
He lifted his little friend up and put him down, and then he penetrated the iron awl he had poked into the ground.
Then, the bald man in white stepped into the inn. Not long after, he grabbed the innkeeper and came out. He skewered the innkeeper like a candied haws and put the shopkeeper through the iron cone.
"Damn it, he turned out to be a murderer."
Chu Danrong was about to rush out, but at this moment, two secretly sent guards rushed over there first.