Chapter 646 Donkey travels thousands of miles and dogs worry
At the foot of Chongming Mountain, the old donkey refused to leave no matter what. He probably felt that he was working really hard and the guy he was carrying was really lazy.
After returning from the snowy mountains in the northwest, Xin Yanque went even further. Most of the time, he was even unwilling to get off the donkey's back.
I either sleep or pretend to sleep all day long.
Lao Donkey felt that if he followed this guy, he might as well stay in Yunzhou City and raise dogs for fun.
dog......
When he thought of this, the old donkey didn't want to leave even more. It seemed that he hadn't seen that silly dog for a long time.
It stopped leaving, and Xin Yanque woke up.
"Why are you lazy again?"
Xin Yanque's first words after he woke up made the old donkey angry. Xin Yanque also played an important role in understanding human speech.
Just because he understood it, the old donkey became so angry that he started to get mad.
It wanted to drive Xin Yanque off the donkey's back, but Xin Yanque became a small boat in the river, drifting with the current on the donkey's back, but would not get out.
"Woof woof!"
"I'll do it?!"
The moment Xin Yanque heard the dog barking, he sat up straight and looked around in disbelief. Even though he was sure that it was the old donkey barking, he still couldn't believe it.
"What are you barking at?"
Xin Yanque asked.
The barking sound made by the old donkey was not standard, but Xin Yanque understood that it was a barking dog, so you can tell me whether all things are animistic.
A donkey spoke dog language with non-standard pronunciation, and a person understood it, and the person thought he understood it.
"You're scolding me, right?"
Xin Yanque jumped off the donkey's back, walked to the front of the donkey, and wanted to make eye contact with the donkey, but he found that the donkey's eyes could not meet his eyes, at least not correctly.
"What on earth do you want to do?"
"Woof woof..."
"You...if you really want to be a dog, then you can only depend on your luck in the next life. I heard that people who enter the reincarnation of the animal realm are reincarnated at will. I don't know whether it will be a pig, a cow or a dog."
The old donkey simply took a step forward, grabbed Xin Yanque's clothes in his mouth, and tried to pull him away.
Xin Yanque: "There's something wrong with you."
The old donkey still pulled in that direction, and Xin Yanque looked in that direction: "Go into the mountains, go into the mountains to find dogs, you can't do that!"
He held the donkey's face with both hands: "A dog is a dog, and a donkey is a donkey. Dogs and donkeys cannot be together. This mortal world cannot tolerate someone like you..."
He looked into the donkey's eyes and said, "I guessed wrong."
The old donkey still pulled him.
Xin Yanque suddenly reacted: "Do you want to go to Yunzhou to find dogs to play with?"
The old donkey understood again and nodded.
Xin Yanque sighed: "Don't people all say donkeys are stupid? Why are you so smart... From a long time ago, when people said something was stupid, they would call you a stupid donkey.
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The old donkey is angry.
"Go, go, it's not that far from Yunzhou anyway, let's go around for a while. I just want to go to Tianshui Cliff to meet that guy named Nie."
He jumped on the donkey's back and said, "Let's go, let's do what you say."
The old donkey became cheerful, turned around and walked in another direction.
Xin Yanque thought it was amazing. This was the first time this donkey walked this road. How did it know where Yunzhou was and how it knew where to go.
One day later, Xin Yanque understood...
"ass!"
He pulled back the donkey's hair: "How dare you leave if you don't know how to walk? If I hadn't been unsure, so I asked a passerby and let you continue walking, we would have left the border."
Old Donkey: "Meow..."
Xin Yanque: "Fuck me!"
That's all... If this thing becomes a spirit on the way, I might not be able to defeat it.
After thinking about this, Xin Yanque didn't dare to be lazy anymore.
, asked all the way to the direction of Yunzhou, but fortunately, I only missed one day and did not go too far. Mr. Xin, who found the right way, once again started to be lazy when he could, and just follow the reins.
Of course he knew that there were countless pairs of eyes watching him in the dark along the way.
This is not only the strength of the court, but also many Jianghu sects are watching.
Especially these Jianghu sects, they will try their best to serve Mr. Xin well during this trip.
No matter where they go, they want to serve, because they also want to go to Geling. On the Double Ninth Festival next year, even if they don't go to the guest platform of Fengyu Temple, they just attend the ceremony, which is a big deal.
That is not something you can brag about for a lifetime. In the future, all the heads of the sect will be able to brag about it.
Being invited to Fengyu Temple to witness the ceremony of the new headmaster's ascension to the throne, if this kind of thing is publicized, their sect will certainly become famous.
Mr. Xin's temperament is exactly the same as when Mr. Lao Zhen first entered the world.
If you want to serve him, then come and serve him. You bring him food and wine, and he should eat and drink as he should.
You send some beautiful girls, then play cards with them for half the night and win all their money!
Proud, proud, just so free and easy.
So Xin Yanque couldn't be more comfortable walking along the way.
Later, he no longer had to walk his donkeys himself, and someone offered carriages and horses, including fine horses and carriages.
There were still two vehicles, one pulling him and the other pulling the donkey.
Mr. Xin won't refuse anyone who comes, but if the other party wants to get close to him, he won't talk. It's even more of a dream to get anything in return from Mr. Xin.
It has been more than twenty days since we walked all the way to Yunzhou. These twenty days have been really comfortable for Mr. Xin. It is indeed really comfortable.
Every day, there is a group of sycophants following him during the day, and any outrageous sycophants can be photographed.
Every day, many girls were sent into his carriage at night. He was so greedy that he would not let anyone leave until he had won all the girls.
If an innocent girl was sent to someone else's carriage, she might be bullied into tears.
Sent to him in the carriage, he was really bullied and cried. He was playing cards with this little girl and even cheating.
At the gate of Yunzhou City, Mr. Xin got off the carriage, and then took his donkey off another carriage.
This operation made the soldiers guarding the gate in Yunzhou look stupid.
"A wealthy family..."
One soldier underestimated in a low voice.
Another soldier nodded in agreement: "Yes...we have seen a lot of wealthy people when we do this job, but this is the first time we have seen someone who hires a carriage for a donkey."
Mr. Xin held the reins of the old donkey and waved goodbye to those who sent him here.
Those guys actually wanted to follow him into Yunzhou. Even if they couldn't see the Protector, they still had to get some other benefits back.
But Mr. Xin, that is really worthless.
People sent him sincerely, and he sent them away sincerely.
"Come on, come on, come on, we've gone so far, don't wave your hands, come on, mom is thinking about you."
When he said these words, he still had the kindness of an elder caring for the younger generation.
When he took out his identity certificate and showed it to the soldiers, the soldiers were shocked.
Really a wealthy family.
Mr. Xin took everything back, then raised his head and looked forward, and then said to one of the soldiers: "I'm tired. You send someone to see the Lord Protector. Just say that I'm too tired to walk. Let him
Send a chariot and horse to meet me at the city gate."
The soldier: "Master Guanzhu, are you...tired?"
Obviously, I saw with my own eyes that the master and the donkey got off the carriage.
Mr. Xin nodded: "My donkey and I are tired. By the way, this donkey belongs to your Lord Protector. I am just raising it on your behalf."
The soldiers were even more surprised. To put it this way, it was indeed...
Really a wealthy family.
"Go quickly and ask the Governor to send chariots and horses to pick you up. Send two of them."
He found a place to sit down at the door. The soldiers panicked and quickly brought him a chair.
Mr. Xin felt uncomfortable and simply removed the recliner from the old donkey's back.
The old donkey was anxious at that time and refused to let him take it apart.
Seeing how determined the donkey was, Mr. Xin suddenly realized that the donkey was going to sue him if he refused to dismantle it.
When I met Lin Ye later, God knew what the donkey would say. He would definitely complain to Lin Ye, saying that he had carried this recliner for thousands of miles, and also told Lin Ye that the lazy guy had been sitting on the recliner and would not get off.
"I didn't expect you to be such a donkey."
Mr. Xin looked at the old donkey and felt sad: "I didn't treat you well? You actually want to harm me."
The old donkey is still so determined.
After a stalemate like this for a while, Mr. Xin thought that if he forcibly bullied a donkey, the soldiers might think he was going too far, but if he was bullied by a donkey, wouldn't it be even more egregious?
It turned out that while he was still thinking of a solution, Lin Ye arrived so quickly.
Originally, Lin Ye was about to go to the camp of the Cowardly Army. When he was halfway there, he happened to meet a soldier who was going to the Governor's Mansion to report a message.
Lin Ye was also surprised when he heard that Mr. Xin was coming, because according to the path Mr. Xin should take, he should not come to Yunzhou.
As soon as he saw Lin Ye, the old donkey ran over directly, his face aggrieved.
It... actually made that coquettish sound that can only be made by holding its nose!
I cried out of grievance.
Lin Ye patted the old donkey on the head: "It looks like he is really aggrieved."
Then he noticed the exaggerated recliner on the donkey's back, and Lin Ye sighed: "This is really aggrieved."
Mr.
Lying down? This is a careful design by me, and it is very convenient."
Lin Ye: "Really?"
Mr. Xin: "It's true. It's more true than the needle nose. I feel sorry for it. It walks and lies down for a while. I don't dare to let it take more than two steps. When it rests, I even pinch its feet. Don't believe it.
You ask it."
Lin Ye: "Sir... don't hold your nose and talk."
Mr. Xin: "It was the one who did this first."
He said: "Did your soldiers tell you that I hired a car to pull it all the way?"
Lin Ye: "..."
The donkey had a don't believe it expression on his face. He was so anxious that he began to bray.
Mr.
"gentlemen......"
Lin Ye gestured toward the city gate. A large group of people were watching there, all shocked.
"Tao follows nature, and all things are equal."
Mr. Xin said: "People in Shangyang Palace have always been reasonable, talking to people and donkeys."
The old donkey couldn't bear it anymore and turned around to kick him.
"You bastard..."
Mr. Xin looked at Lin Ye: "This is all your fault. If this kind of thing is not punished, will it be repaid in the future?"
Lin Ye: "Punishment...how to punish?"
Mr. Xin: "Eat it."
The old donkey pushed the donkey away and ran away towards the city.
Mr. Xin: "This donkey is quite considerate. He knew that he was going to eat him, so he even started running and went to the banquet by himself."
Lin Ye: "..."
Mr. Xin looked at him and said, "What are you waiting for? Let's go. I can't eat your donkey. It's not too much to ask me to eat two donkey meat and burn it on fire."
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A long time later, when Xiaohan saw the old donkey, he ran up to him like crazy and circled around the old donkey.
It barked barking, as if scolding the old donkey for leaving without saying goodbye.
The dog looked worried about his son traveling thousands of miles away, so the old donkey stepped up and gave him a kick to make him understand that seniority should not be messed up.
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