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Chapter 298 I told you not to wash your hands

The next day, Qianhara Rinto woke up early and touched his side, but it was empty. There was only a slight residual warmth. He couldn't help but feel lost for a moment - if he could see Ning Zi sleepy in his arms in the morning, it would be a beautiful sight. If

Being able to kiss and hug again will naturally make you feel happier.

It's a pity that my girlfriend is used to getting up before dawn, so she disappears early, and she loses a lot of tenderness and fun!

He stayed there in silence for a while, looked out the window, which was only slightly white, turned around and closed his eyes again, and then went back to sleep.

Today, except for a small number of people on duty, the crew is taking a collective vacation. All the soldiers under his command are gone. He, the general, has nothing to do. He might as well take a good rest and sleep in.

After being busy for so long, it’s really time to take a good rest.

He slept for almost three hours in one breath. When he woke up naturally, it was already bright. He stretched out and sat up. He felt a little sore and uncomfortable - he didn't sleep directly on the tatami.

The reason is that I haven't slept for such a long time in a long time, and my body is a little overwhelmed and not used to it.

He sat there and stretched his body for a while, then put on the loose home clothes that Ning Zi neatly placed aside for him, and then went to wash up with bare feet. After he finished washing up, he slowly walked to the restaurant with his hands folded and sat down.

Just waiting for breakfast, I yawned loudly.

Ning Zi noticed him coming in the kitchen, looked at his lazy look and smiled: "Good morning, Qianyuan-kun."

Qianyuan Rinto also smiled and said: "Good morning, thank you for your hard work."

While talking, Ning Zi had already put breakfast on the table.

A very ordinary breakfast, but with wild vegetable dumplings, grilled salmon, tamagoyaki egg rolls, miso soup, rice, seven or eight kinds of pickled vegetables, various lacquered dishes and wooden bowls, half of the table was spread out in a blink of an eye.

Chihara Rinto took the chopsticks and clapped his hands together, said softly "I'm going to start" and started eating. He was accustomed to this treatment - if we say which meal is more important in Japan, from the perspective of a housewife, then it is

It's time for breakfast.

After the children go to school and the husband goes to work, he usually doesn't come back for lunch. For the housewife, lunch is just a matter of making a bento, and there are not many tricks in the bento, at least it is basically impossible to make hot food and taste

Extremely restricted.

Then it’s dinner. The kids are back from school, but the husband is not necessarily the same. In theory, he goes to work at six o’clock, and it would be good to be back at nine o’clock. By that time, he will probably have already eaten. The most he can do when he comes back is to put his meal on the table. It is impossible to have a serious meal.

.

There is no way to eat lunch and dinner together. Breakfast naturally attracts special attention from housewives. It is a meal that must be cooked well. If conditions permit, it must be beautiful and sumptuous to "warm the stomach."

And "heartwarming", let husband and children start a new day happily.

It is rare to see serious breakfast shops in Japan. This is because there are too many professional housewives. Everyone eats breakfast at home. Naturally, the business of such shops is bleak. Over time, they can only be regarded as some restaurants and convenience stores.

There is a small side business to make a small amount of money as a single person, but there is no one who specializes in this line of work.

Chihara Rinto used to buy rice balls or donuts for breakfast in the morning, but now that he has a girlfriend, whenever he can be at home, he must have a good meal - does he get it 100%?

It's hard to tell what Ning Zi's heart is, but Ning Zi has 100% control over his stomach and his cooking skills are excellent.

Of course, according to Chihara Rinto's observation, Ningzi cannot open a restaurant.

Ningzi is a very laid-back and very focused type. She can spend two or three hours in the kitchen to make a dish delicious and beautiful, and finally make a delicacy that is like a work of art. She is going to open a shop and is busy.

It's good to be able to feed three or five people in a day, and the store will have to be destroyed. But if it's a girlfriend, it's perfect, there's nothing wrong with it!

Qianhara Rinto ate very comfortably, with the right amount of heat and cooling, salty and delicious. Ningzi also filled up a bowl of rice and sat across from him to eat with him.

Qianhara Rinto glanced up at her while picking up the rice. The two of them were alone today and had nothing to do. Then they thought about the slippery Ningzi - Ningzi's skin was particularly good, her hands were slippery, and her body temperature was still low and cool.

Holding her in his arms was particularly refreshing - he thought about Ningzi's hand, and thought about how he had nothing to do today, so he thought it would be nice to spend a day with his girlfriend, and he couldn't help but smile.

Ning Zi didn't know why, so she tilted her head slightly and looked at him, then narrowed her eyes and smiled: "Qianyuan-kun, have you thought of anything interesting?"

"Ahem, it's nothing. I just rarely have time and I want to spend more time with you. How about having breakfast and enjoying the cool air in the backyard?"

"OK!"

Ning Zi had no objection. Anyway, she had much more free time than Chihara Rinto. She could arrange it in any way she wanted. Chihara Rinto took another sip of soup and chatted: "By the way, how are the book sales going?"

Ningzi's second travelogue has been published. Qianhara Rinto knows that he is very busy, but he still sends emails to chat with Ningzi every day. Ningzi shook his head lightly and said: "It didn't sell very well.

Well, the first edition printed 5,000 copies, but it seems that it only sold a little over 1,600 copies."

"Only one-third of the sales were sold in one month?" Chihara Rinto only has a superficial understanding of the Japanese publishing industry, but he knows that the sales of newly released books are particularly good, and it will become slower and slower in the future. He

He thought about it carefully and asked: "Didn't the last one sell well? Is it a publicity issue?"

Publishers don’t pay much attention to it?

Ning Zi didn't care too much and said casually: "The publicity is okay, maybe the previous book is cheaper as a library version, but this one is more expensive as a single volume."

Qianhara Rinto was quite competitive. While holding a piece of tamagoyaki for his girlfriend, he asked with concern: "Did the publishing house arrange a book signing for you? If so, do you want me to help you stand on the platform?"

He didn't mind lending his fame to his girlfriend, and he didn't even mind printing false advertisements like "Recommended by National Teacher Qianyuan" on the cover of the book - he didn't like the travel diary that Ningzi had worked out, and thought it was too graphic.

Forget it, most of the lyrics in it are just nonsense - but in order to sell his girlfriend's book better, he just insisted that he likes it very much. If he doesn't read it for a day, he will feel itchy, and no one can bite him.

He meant well. After all, the two of us are one and there is no need to differentiate between you and me. But Ningzi squinted and gave him a big smile: "No."

"Isn't it really necessary?" Qianhara Rinto is not bragging. If he goes to the platform, with his current appeal, he dare not say more, and selling an extra thousand copies a day will definitely be no problem.

"It's really not necessary."

Qianhara Rinto was speechless. He wanted to help his girlfriend, but her girlfriend seemed to find him troublesome. This was a bit too disturbing, but he couldn't say anything. If he didn't like it, he wouldn't be happy. Anyway, the family didn't expect Ningzi.

The royalties are enough to eat - it's just right if they can't be sold, lest this guy has money and wants to run out to play, so he won't be able to enjoy her smoothness and wait... No, he can't be more considerate to her on weekdays.

Originally, he planned to help Ningzi promote it on the TV station and trick his subordinates into buying it and checking it out. For example, if he just had it handy and had nothing to do, he would look through it and make sure that he didn't even have to fart, and a lot of people would buy it back.

I thought about it carefully, but Ningzi doesn't seem to like others interfering in her affairs, so don't flatter her randomly, otherwise it won't be worth it if she kicks her again.

He put the matter aside and didn't care. When the meal was almost finished, he wiped his mouth and said, "Let's go to the backyard to cool off."

"Okay, wait until I wash the dishes."

"No need, leave it there and come back..." Chihara Rinto hesitated for a moment. He didn't want to wash it, so he said directly: "Let Chihaya and Hitomi wash it. Don't pamper them too much, and let them do some housework."

"They're doing something!"

"Is it true?"

"Yes, they are quite sensible."

Qianhara Rinto nodded slowly. It turns out that I am the only one who does no housework in this house! Will my girlfriend have any objections? If based on the experience of the previous life, if I was so lazy at home, I would have been killed, right?

No, what I said just now, does it imply that I am "ignorant"? Do I have to do something myself?

Before he could make up his mind, he suddenly heard Hitomi Konoe shouting: "Sister Ningzi, I'm hungry, give me some food. I want to eat bacon, fry it crispy."

Ningzi said hello, got up and went to the kitchen. Qianhara Rinto turned around in surprise and saw Konoe Hitomi covering her head, wearing pajamas and pants, walking in with a sad look on her face. She couldn't help but frown and asked: "You

Why didn't you go to work?"

The crew of "Oji" is on vacation, but "Human Observation" is not. Are you drunk and absent from work? Also, why are you so skillful in handling my girlfriend?

I have worked so hard as a master to catch up. I haven’t enjoyed it many times. You enjoy it first?

I haven’t played too much recently...

Hitomi Konoe had just woken up. She was still suffering from a hangover and a headache. She hadn't taken care of herself much, and her hair was a little warped. As soon as she entered the door, she sat far away at the other end of the dining table and said depressedly: "I have a day off today, Master."

Qianyuan Rinto didn't believe it: "Really?"

"Really, if you don't believe me, please call the program team to say hello. Today is my day off."

Taking turns is unavoidable. In addition to catching up on work, people can't give people time off. Qianhara Rinto was speechless for a moment, but he got angry when he looked at her. He stretched out his hand and said: "Don't sit so far away. Come on, you

come over."

Konoe Hitomi looked at him for a while and asked cautiously: "What's the matter, Master?"

"Don't ask so many questions. Come here first. I have something to tell you."

"No, Master." Hitomi Konoe was not stupid. Looking at his master's expression, he knew something was up. He shook his head slowly: "You must have wanted to hit me twice because I drank too much, but you said you could do it last night.

It’s fun, but I didn’t say it was only for the crew of “Oji”, so you can’t keep your word.”

Qianhara Rinto was startled for a moment, this guy has become smarter recently...

He was too embarrassed to say that he had planned it in advance. He just wanted to beat this idiot a few times to calm down his anger. He could only smile and said: "Don't think Master is so stingy. Come here, I want to ask you about the situation of "Human Observation".

"

"You don't care about what happened last night?"

"I am your master, I must keep my word."

"That's okay." Hitomi Konoe sat over honestly, "Just ask!"

Qianhara Rinto said directly: "I haven't paid much attention to your side recently. Please tell me in detail."

As he spoke, he glanced sideways at the newspaper not far away. He felt that rolling a roll would be a bit powerful, and slowly began to reach out there - the things planned must be done, and being idle is also idle. Find a reason

I also had to hit her twice.

Hitomi Konoe was unaware of it. Chihara Rinto always meant what she said. She still had a high degree of trust in her master. She immediately recalled it, entered into working mode, and said seriously: "The current ratings curve of "Human Observation" is stable.

The average time-sharing ratings remain at around 23%, and the fluctuation range in recent episodes is about 0.5%, with some going up and down.”

Qianhara Rinto nodded slowly. As a variety show, the results were not bad and stable. Then he asked: "How is the audience feedback survey? Are any viewers starting to get tired of the show?"

"We have been working hard to update our plans, and the current situation is good."

"What are the main programs now?" Speaking of work, Chihara Rinto also gradually got into the mood, and temporarily gave up the idea of ​​​​giving this idiot disciple a try - he is busy all day now, except for "Oki"

In addition, TV dramas are hard to focus on and pay close attention to. For "Human Observation", he can only take a glance at the big data. If he really wants to sit down and spend an hour watching one episode, he doesn't have the time in Spain.

Hitomi Konoe was well aware of the work he was currently responsible for, and immediately said: "Currently, we are divided into two major categories of broadcasting projects. The one for entertainers is 'Funny Couple Observation', and the one for vegans is 'The wife's observation after the husband makes a strange life decision.

"Reaction Observation', 'Ransom Payment Observation' and restarted the 'Hundred People Project' that you have done before, Master."

"Give me a brief introduction."

"Yes, Master."

Hitomi Konoe responded and immediately started speaking honestly.

Funny Couple Observation is to invite artist couples to do a show together, and first tell the husband, "For the sake of the effect of the show, let's tease your wife together." For example, let the husband pretend to have a stomachache during the filming of the show, and then he can't bear the pain and snaps at his wife.

Make a loud fart (the director will notify you in advance that your butt will feel a little painful when the device makes a sound), and then observe your wife's reaction...

But in reality, she and her wife were playing tricks on her husband. When it was time to shoot, her husband turned around and was about to fart loudly. The wife, who was already prepared, shot him in the butt with a blowgun - the husband was waiting with his butt stuck out after being asked by the director.

He had to endure the pain in his buttocks while making a "shocking noise", but there was no sound as the pain came and went. At this time, the audience could carefully observe his confused and puzzled face.

This is a performance by a comedian, but the audience looks the same, and the amateur material is a passerby actor. For example, the husband suddenly expressed his intention to go to Spain to learn bullfighting, and determined to become an excellent bullfighter in the future. At this time, the wife

The audience can laugh and observe what kind of reaction there will be.

It's like paying a ransom. A young man saw an old man suddenly fainted in the park and rushed to help him. Then the old man handed him a bag with five million yen in it and asked him to deliver it somewhere in the park quickly, and then he left.

You can observe whether the person will deliver it, and if it is delivered, the person will also find out that he is here to pay the ransom - to redeem the old man's beautiful and cute little granddaughter. But after the kidnapper collects the money, he will mention some strange things.

questions and requests.

Are you and your granddaughter a couple? No? Why are you here? Oh, yes? Then how do you prove that you are a couple? Are you a scumbag? Do you intend to have a relationship and give up? No? How to prove that you have no such intention?

?Will you get married? What kind of wedding do you plan to hold?

Even if we are kidnappers, we will not let her go for the life-long happiness of this cute little girl!

As for the 100-person plan, it was used a long time ago and this is the second time it has been launched.

For example, two people in the smoking room have just finished smoking, and suddenly a hundred people squeeze in. They light up and smoke together, and the smoke is billowing; another example is in the sauna room, someone is about to be steamed and is about to leave, and suddenly a hundred people squeeze in.

A person is squeezed in and unable to get out; another example is a person eating alone in a large restaurant, and suddenly a hundred people around him fell silently...

The audience can carefully observe how these people will react.

Hitomi Konoe has really put in a lot of effort. Not only does she understand the filming process clearly and eloquently, but she is also very familiar with the various data from the audience and ratings feedback. She even did the "Funny Couple Observation" and "Ransom Payment Observation".

After coming out, he finally said seriously: "Master, I have lived up to your trust. You gave me "Human Observation" and I did not let my grades drop too much."

Qianhara Rinto nodded slowly. He listened for a long time and couldn't find anything wrong with it. It would probably be the same if he was the one to do it. After all, it is just a comedy variety show. Apart from using imagination, the technical content is about the same.

He couldn't help but slowly showed a happy smile, and praised: "Well done, A Tong, you... you have grown up!"

It's really hard to practice. Who would have thought that this passer-by actor who was chased and slapped on the head by an assistant director could now host a first-line amateur variety show without any flaws?

For a program that has been on the air for more than two years, it is still able to maintain its performance without much loss, which is really good.

This guy has really worked hard and practiced well. Maybe he can give her a more important task!

For a moment, Konoe Hitomi's eyebrows were curved, and she couldn't help being happy, but she immediately put on a shrewd and serious face, lowered her head and said: "Thank you for the compliment!" After a pause, she finally couldn't help it anymore, she raised her head and smiled happily.

: "Master, I made you angry yesterday. Your character will definitely fix me today. Have you found no reason to hit me now? Have I passed the test?"

You have a pretty good idea of ​​what your master is thinking...

Qianhara Rinto raised his eyebrows, but he was a reasonable person, and he couldn't handle beating his apprentice for no reason, but Ningzi served Konoe Hitomi's breakfast, and Konoe Hitomi had already

I wasn't afraid of him anymore, so I yelled "I'm ready" and took the chopsticks to pick up the bacon. I was so happy that it was crispy and I took a big bite - OK, it's fine. I went to bed after eating and finally had a day's rest.

Get a good night's sleep!

Seeing the relaxed expression on her face, Qianhara Rinto felt something in her heart and immediately asked, "Did you wash up after getting up?"

"ah?"

"No!" Qianhara Rinto rolled up a newspaper and hit her on the head, scolding: "You unruly guy, if I don't hit you for three days, will you become lawless? I asked you not to wash your face, I asked you not to wash your hands.

, I let you drink so much wine..."

Konoe Hitomi was hit hard on the head, and he sat there aggrievedly and was beaten, while Ningzi smiled and persuaded: "Okay, Qianyuan-kun, Hitomi drank too much yesterday, and she must be uncomfortable now, so don't do this.

Already."

Qianhara Rinto meant what he meant. He didn't use any strength in his hands. After hearing this, he dropped the newspaper and cursed with a smile: "Okay, I'll spare you this time. You won't be allowed to drink so much in the future. Do you hear me?"

"I heard it, Master."

"Let's eat!"

Hitomi Konoe touched his head and started to eat breakfast in frustration. The master was such a gangster that he still couldn't escape the beating. Just as Chihara Rinto turned around and wanted to kidnap Ningzi and go to the backyard to enjoy the cool air together, his cell phone rang.

He picked it up and took a look, immediately connected the phone, and asked with a smile: "Ms. Murakami, what happened? Has anyone been taken to the police station?"

Everyone behaves like a dog at work, but that’s not necessarily the case when they’re drunk. Among the hundreds of people, it’s not surprising that one of the hundreds of people got so drunk last night that he kicked a trash can like a ball and was detained by the police - this is not

If something big happens frequently and there are no family members, just find a cadre to pay a fine and take the person out.

He didn't think anything big had happened recently, and he was still joking. But Murakami Iori's voice was very serious: "It's a big thing, Qianhara, come to the TV station right away."


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