Chapter 250 The talent is not enough for my sister!
Leg hair!
Could it be that……
Xiao Yan was so excited.
"What are you thinking about?"
Lu Ming said angrily: "Find me someone with hairless legs!"
These guys!
Just now, I was discussing whether my thighs were thick enough... but in an instant, it became a discussion about leg hair?
Depend on!
Who has no hair on legs?
Wherever there are pores, there is hair on the legs...
Even above a girl's upper lip, if you look carefully, you can find a layer of small fluff...some of them are denser and look like beards...
Say it again.
I am a great man, what’s wrong with having hairy legs?!
Isn’t it okay if I have too much yang energy?
pity.
Several apprentices paid no attention to him.
"Sister, how did you know?"
Xiao Yan asked secretly.
"I saw it last time when Master soaked his feet."
Xiaobai said quietly.
"Oh oh oh."
Xiao Yan suddenly realized.
"Come, senior sister."
Li Haoran whispered, "I will recommend you a secret hair removal recipe. You can give it to Master later. Just soak it in tea and all the hair will fall off..."
"Okay."
Xiaobai is happy.
She also felt that the hair on Master's legs was unsightly. Although it was less hairy than ordinary people, she couldn't help but think that practitioners have good eyesight.
"???"
Lu Ming's face turned dark.
He always felt that these disciples were raised in vain...
besides!
What do you mean, all the hair has fallen out!
What to do if your hair falls out?
I’m no longer a programmer, okay?!
…
not far away.
There was also silence at the entrance of the college.
Because at this time, people came back to their senses. Ziyang Combat Academy seemed to have been penetrated?
Yes.
Got penetrated!
From students to teachers to school leaders!
And the opponent.
Just a sixteen-year-old boy and a twelve-year-old girl!
too scary!
So scary!
…
"Is this genius?"
"right."
"If they are not geniuses, how can anyone else live?"
"By the way...why are Lu Ming and the others so powerful?"
"have no idea."
People are confused.
Because the abilities they display are all new abilities that have never been seen before!
perhaps……
This is the Sword Card Master?!
"Sword Card Master..."
Some people have figured out some flavors.
Maybe.
We really need to take this profession seriously!
They used to think that this profession was just nonsense, but now it seems that this profession is so powerful that it is heart-stopping, and it is absolutely a super powerful profession!
Invincible at the same level?
This damn thing has already reached two levels of invincibility, okay?!
…
in the crowd.
An old man's eyes were solemn.
"Xiao Liu."
"exist."
"Send me all the information on Sword Card Master later."
"yes."
"The new profession...Sword Card Master...ha, it's pretty good too. The old world of practitioners may be about to be reformed..."
…
And at this moment.
School gate.
The expressions of the students and teachers at Ziyang Combat Academy were not so good.
Being penetrated...
What a shame!
"Where's the principal?"
"Always in retreat."
"Do you want to call..."
"Forget it, isn't it embarrassing to beat up a student? The vice-principal has been beaten. The principal is here. It's okay if you win, but if you lose..."
"impossible?"
"Haha, you said the same thing last time."
"..."
The teachers looked at each other and really didn't dare to call the principal.
yes.
What to do if you lose?
It’s not honorable to win!
Although the principal is a six-star, theoretically he cannot lose, but when faced with a weird guy like Lu Ming, and this magical new profession, do you want to put it into practice...
headmaster……
It is already their best fig leaf.
then.
The teachers never mentioned it again.
certainly.
The old principal who was practicing in seclusion in the deepest part of the college in the distance probably never imagined that he, who had always been both virtuous and artistic, would become a fig leaf inexplicably...
…
"What on earth do you want to do?"
The female teacher looked at Lu Ming.
"Let him apologize."
Lu Ming looked calm.
"good."
The female teacher asked the students to rescue the five-star sword cultivator. Unfortunately, it was too deep this time. It took a long time to dig out, but they couldn't get it out...
after all.
The school door is not made of ordinary material either.
after all.
At that time, the vice-principal was blasted away and only made a small hole. This time, the sword cultivator really made the hole too deep...
…
"fine."
Lu Ming smiled, "That's okay, just wake me up."
"good."
The female teacher was silent.
Lu Ming only asked for an apology, which was reasonable and reasonable.
Um……
then.
She asked those people to wake up the five-star sword cultivator.
…
"very good."
Lu Ming smiled slightly and raised his head, "Brother above, are you okay?"
"..."
The five-star sword cultivator was silent.
If his skills are not as good as others, he can apologize!
But.
Why are you apologizing here?!
Hang it on the school plaque? Hang it on the college gate?!
"I……"
He felt very frustrated.
He could feel that everyone's eyes were focused on him. He hung the academy plaque and felt a strong sense of humiliation...
puff!
A mouthful of blood spurted out on the spot.
"Apologise."
The female teacher's voice suddenly appeared in her ears, "After you apologize, it's over. I will drive the others away. Otherwise, the number of people watching you will only increase."
"..."
The five-star sword cultivator looked over.
really.
More and more people are coming over out of curiosity.
after all……
Not many people can make specimens out of five-star sword cultivators.
"sorry!"
The five-star sword cultivator said through gritted teeth.
"Speak to my apprentice."
Lu Ming pulled Li Haoran over.
"sorry!"
The five-star sword cultivator said word by word.
"very good."
Lu Ming was then satisfied, "Then, let's end our exchange competition to the end. There is no need to fight to the death, after all..."
"Friendship first, competition second."
"..."
The female teacher was silent.
She suddenly had the urge to beat Lu Ming.
Hold it back.
Hold it back.
"Farewell."
Lu Ming left with the students.
So far.
Their exchange competition finally ended successfully.
The surrounding onlookers also left one after another. They were all very excited to see it. Many people even took photos and made short videos and posted them on the Internet.
For a while.
# Ziyang College Exchange Competition# became an instant hit!
Sword card master!
It was also the first time that he really appeared in the public eye!
It turns out that this is a new profession!
It turns out that this profession is so powerful?!
…
"Sword Card Master..."
Countless people chant this name silently.
And at this moment.
Many boys and girls who are in the period of hesitation and choice have also seen this.
When they saw this scene, saw Lu Ming's dissipated battle, saw the astonishing data, and saw the domineering power of three stars and five stars, they did not hesitate to confirm their dream: I want to become a sword card master!
only.
Their dreams have crashed before they even took off.
Because of the standards of sword card masters!
"The standard of Wucao..."
"This is the first time I have seen such terrifying basic professional requirements!"
Because this is a profession that everyone can only look up to!
Too many people cannot meet the requirements and can only ridicule it online. However, this has brought greater popularity and pushed this profession to everyone.
at the same time.
Regarding the standards of Sword Card Masters, the needs of Sword Card Masters, and even Lu Ming’s original sister plot, people are looking for it again...
"Who said you have to meet all the standards? I heard that having a sister like Lu Yan would do the trick."
"Haha, isn't it?"
"A Lu Yan is enough to meet all standards!"
"6666"
…
then.
Interpreted by netizens.
The mark of the Sword Card Master once again became various strict demands, or a sister like Lu Yan.
This means that if the applicant's own conditions are not up to standard and cannot meet the needs of a sword card master, he can still make up for it from his sister!
even……
After everyone's research, it became more and more distorted.
"Why does it have to be sister?"
"Is it okay, brother?"
"no."
"Why?"
"I heard that Lu Ming, the founder of the Sword Card Master lineage, took this path because of his sister. There is also a special training between siblings... It is said that the younger brother can inherit part of his sister's talent."
"So awesome?!"
"What do you think?"
People were amazed.
He is indeed a super genius and has such an idea.
only……
Inherited from sister...
Is this some magical secret technique?!
then.
Great netizens, after careful searching, they actually found some mysterious information about talent inheritance in some ancient books.
"found it!"
"You see, my sister is yin and my brother is yang. In this way, the yin energy will be confirmed by the heaven and earth and engraved on the yang body..."
"Wouldn't it be okay for brothers and sisters?"
"It's not good, I can only increase it for men."
"Why?"
"Because this is the secret technique of the ancient royal family. It was prepared for the prince in ancient times. In order to ensure the prosperity of the kingdom and the strength of the emperor..."
"I see."
People were stunned.
Everyone was talking a lot.
They even spontaneously found relevant documents and secret techniques...
turn out to be!
Such a method really existed in ancient times!
then.
The joke that was originally just used for ridicule and meme, "Sisters are not talented enough to make up for it", turned out to be true! It was actually confirmed by the almighty netizens!
therefore.
The powerful sister is once again a must-have for sword card masters!
"Lu Ming learned this secret technique?"
"I don't know, but even if it's different, I guess it's almost the same, otherwise he wouldn't ask for a powerful sister..."
"Niubi!"
"So, I want to try it too!"
"Can you do it with your poor talent?"
"I'm not very talented, but my sister is also a super genius..."
…
"Well, let me ask you, is it too late for my parents to have a sister now?"
"Definitely not!"
"It's not that there is no chance. It is said that the rules of time in a certain forbidden area are chaotic. If you let your parents go there to create a human, you might be able to bring a sister back..."
"Address please!"
"Please add address +1!"
“Please address +10086!”
…
And at this moment.
somewhere.
Zhao Yunshan stood on top of a building several hundred meters high, looking down at the world below him.
Underfoot.
All buildings have become smaller.
Because this building is too tall, towering into the sky!
He liked this perspective very much, because it gave him a feeling of dominance, especially when he saw the densely packed buildings...
They all belong to his family!
This is his business empire.
Just lower your head.
Everything you see is yours.
Just raise your head.
Everything flying in the sky belongs to you.
only.
Only in this small world, and only in this city.
…
However.
He has seen the vastness of this world.
He has walked through forbidden lands full of ruins of time, he has walked through ruins by the ocean, he has been to the inheritance at the top of the sky, he has seen too many mysteries...
remains!
Sword repair!
This is the dream he is chasing!
pity.
His talent is really not good...
A Moon Shadow inheritance hit him so hard that he had to give up. As a sword cultivator, his talent was not even comparable to that of a card maker!
Lu Ming...
yes.
He can't even compare to Lu Ming, so why compare him to Lu Yan?
money?
hehe.
Money is indeed everything!
pity.
There is something beyond these ten thousand possibilities...
…
sword……
A faint light flashed in Zhao Yunshan's hand, but then disappeared.
never mind.
What's the point?
Now that you have decided to give up, just manage the company well.
only.
at this time.
A message suddenly popped up on the light screen, and through the connected projection, it appeared directly in front of him virtually. There was only a battle scene on it...
The battle where Lu Ming fought against the five-star sword cultivator!
bass!
Zhao Yunshan's eyes suddenly opened wide.
this……
How can this be?!
Lu Ming, can he actually be a five-star?!
besides.
What is the profession of a swordsman?
He had just left Moon Shadow Heritage not long ago, so why did he feel like he no longer knew this world? Lu Ming's combat prowess was about to catch up with Lu Yan's?
certainly.
the most important is……
He saw Lu Ming's move and the elegant original card...
etc.
Can a card maker be so handsome?
No.
Sword card master!
Zhao Yunshan looked through the professional requirements for sword card masters, and at that moment his heart skipped a beat, especially when he saw his sister's column...
My sister is not talented enough!
turn out to be……
It can still be like this!
Sword repair!
Sword Card Master...
brush!
Zhao Yunshan suddenly became excited.
Didi
He made a direct phone call to his father, "Dad, I agree with you and Aunt Mo!"
"real?"
There was sudden excitement over there.
Oh my God.
My son actually agreed!
You know, the last time he raised this matter, his son almost stabbed someone with a sword... After all, it was a mistake he made when he was young...
did not expect!
My son actually agrees now!
"yes."
"But, I just want to ask."
Zhao Yunshan paused and said in a deep voice: "Aunt Mo's child, Miss Ye, is really the flesh and blood you left behind, your biological daughter?"
"yes."
"So, she is also my biological sister?"
Zhao Yunshan said in a deep voice.
"sorry."
There is so much guilt there.
When he broke up and left, he didn't expect that she would have a child!
Later, a few years after Yunshan's mother passed away, he recalled the past and returned to the place in his memory, only to discover the secret of the past!
only.
The mistake they made is so sorry for the two children...
Never thought...
Yunshan actually agreed!
"If you don't agree, I..."
He felt a little guilty.
"No, I agree."
Zhao Yunshan was delighted.
"Why?"
"It's okay, it's settled, you get married as soon as possible!"
"ah?"
"Is the Civil Affairs Bureau open today... let me see, forget it, who cares, just go and call the door."
"ha?"
…
online.
The discussion about "Sword Card Master" remains hot.
At the same time, Lu Ming's communication device also began to vibrate crazily, and application messages for the Sword Card Master Association were sent one after another...
Lu Ming couldn't laugh or cry.
Do these people really think that Sword Card Master is a good profession?
Really are……
"Master, what should I do?"
Li Haoran was excited.
here we go!
here we go!
Sword Card Master has finally gained popularity, and the next step is to spread it!
"You arrange it."
Lu Ming stretched, he was too lazy to care about these things.
He knew that most people just clicked to apply with the mentality of joining in the fun...
after all.
With the strict requirements of a sword card master, how many people can become a sword card master?
"In short, standards must not be lowered."
Lu Ming ordered.
"clear!"
Li Haoran looked solemn.
Sword card masters will never lower their standards!
The Sword Card Master in his mind was modeled after the 'Master'. In essence, even he and Xiao Yan failed to meet the Master's requirements!
Only the senior sister can barely do it!
That's the case.
How could he lower his standards!
besides.
After this battle, he had so many things he wanted to write about.
for example
"Essential Abilities for Sword Card Masters Regarding the Developing of Disc Thoughts"!
for example
"Gorgeous Performances in Combat About Actual Combat Encapsulation from Beginner to Mastery"!
etc.
Too much too much.
This battle was very fruitful.
The battle between Master and Senior Sister made the path of Sword Card Master become extremely clear before their eyes, and they also had the motivation to move forward!
…
then.
He returned to the hotel.
There, he re-edited the document and began the revision work.
Regarding the review of sword card master's standards, he handed it over to the young man in black. He would only look at it when it met the standards.
"Hey, there is one that meets the standards!"
The young man in black suddenly said.
"oh?"
Li Haoran became energetic.
To know.
I just reviewed it for three hours, but not a single one met the standards!
"this……"
"Huh?"
"Zhao Yunshan?!"
Li Haoran checked his information carefully, and the only thing that flashed in his mind was Niubi!
Five-star peak sword cultivator!
Not too old!
Willing to become a swordsman again!
There is also a sister with terrifying strength!
as well as……
A business empire!
"It's him!"
Li Haoran was overjoyed.
In fact, he has many grand plans in his mind, but due to limited funds, limited conditions and other factors, he cannot launch them. But if Zhao Yunshan comes in...
etc.
The sword card master's strategies can also be rearranged in order so that they have an idea. Otherwise, wouldn't it be too embarrassing if they fail to succeed?
Um……
Put Kaling, thoughts, etc. into the basics.
Li Haoran had an idea in his mind.
then.
He began to formally review Zhao Yunshan's information!