Lu Ming stared blankly at today's breakfast, which consisted of a cup of boiled water, a steamed bun, and a portion of rice.
"noob."
"here I am."
"Is there no Liangpi..."
"I ate it last night."
"Why?"
"I took a long bath yesterday and I was a little hungry, so I ate it first."
"bath……"
Lu Ming didn't come back to his senses for a long time.
Then.
He lowered his head and finished the steamed buns silently with the rice.
for a long time.
He returned to the room.
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…
Lu Ming looked at dozens of floors and finally gave up.
Well, it seems that it is unscientific to expect netizens to give answers, so he thought for a long time and finally decided to use his own method to solve the matter.
"noob."
Lu Ming called Xiaobai to his room.
"here I am."
Xiaobai came over obediently.
"Close the door."
Lu Ming ordered.
"Why?"
Xiaobai closed the door and came over in a daze.
"Looked up."
Lu Ming looked at the little girl in front of him.
"ah……"
Xiaobai blinked his big eyes, his face turned red all of a sudden, he looked at Lu Ming in front of him with some embarrassment, and pinched the corners of his clothes tightly with his little hands.
Hate!
What is the master going to do?
in this way……
boom!
When Lu Ming started, his mind went crazy.
"duck!"
Xiaobai covered his little head, "It hurts..."
"Do you still know it hurts?"
Lu Ming couldn't laugh or cry, "At such a young age, what are you thinking about all day long? Yesterday, I was teaching Xiao Xiaojian a lesson about taking a bath and so on. I said it casually, do you understand?"
"oh."
Little white and little red.
"come over!"
Lu Ming said angrily, and Xiao Bai walked over with some embarrassment.
"Does it still hurt?"
Lu Ming asked.
"pain."
Xiaobai feels wronged.
"You girl."
Lu Ming helped her rub her little head, and looked at the little girl's nervous look, which was a little funny, "Do you like me?"
"Um...ah!"
Xiaobai suddenly panicked, his face turned red, and he said nervously: "No..."
"Really not?"
Lu Ming seemed to be smiling but not smiling.
"...Just a little bit."
Xiaobai lowered his head in embarrassment and looked away.
"You little girls..."
Lu Ming was pleased and a little amused, "Don't think about messy things in the future. You are still young and don't need to understand these things, you know?"
"I'm not young anymore!"
Xiaobai straightened his body.
"..."
Lu Ming glanced at it and pretended not to hear.
but……
Looking at the little girl who is becoming more and more energetic in front of me, I am afraid that there are some things that need to be made clear.
The little girl has been helpless since she was a child, with only one dad who plays wildly every day...
Therefore, after she met Lu Ming, she was likely to have a series of subtle emotions. What they were, she probably couldn't tell clearly.
rely?
gratitude?
Maybe both.
The little girl is young and can be confused, but Lu Ming cannot. He is a normal adult and cannot make such stupid mistakes.
After all, this is family education.
What Lao Jiangtou didn't teach me, I'm afraid his master will explain it clearly...
"Xiaobai."
"You are still young."
"You don't quite understand things like feelings."
"Um……"
"How should I put it? When you grow up and have the ability to think independently about emotions, it will be considered a real relationship. Do you understand?"
Lu Ming said cautiously.
"I understand."
Xiaobai blinked, took over the words, and said seriously, "I know Master is doing it for my own good, because there are many things that minors are still ignorant about, and their cognitive level is low, whether it is at the psychological or physical level.
They are mature, fragile and have low tolerance. They are very easy to be hurt in emotional ups and downs and can easily be confused with other emotions, so puppy love is not allowed."
"???"
Lu Ming didn't come back to his senses for a long time.
Mist grass.
It seems, seems very professional!
"My dad bought a book called "Why You Can't Fall in Love with a Minor"..."
Xiaobai explained seriously, "I read it at the time and remembered that it was written in the book. However, I was only 9 years old at the time, so it seems that this book was not bought when I was worried about my puppy love... so for a while
I'm worried that my father will be arrested and imprisoned for three years someday."
"..."
Lu Ming almost spit out a mouthful of old blood.
sure!
Does Lao Jiangtou still have this past story?
Tsk tsk...
"What a beast!"
Lu Ming was filled with emotions.
This bastard Lao Jiang won’t even let go of underage girls!
"Yes, it is."
Xiaobai agreed.
Then……
Lu Ming seemed to have come to his senses.
oh.
day.
Xiaobai is also underage...
"Master."
"Cultivation and love are the same thing."
Xiaobai said seriously, "Why do you have to complete nine years of compulsory education before you can practice? For correct cognition and independent thinking ability! For ordinary people, there may be an age limit, but I am different, nine years
I have long known compulsory education by heart.”
"I already have the ability to think independently at the age of twelve!"
"Oh, right."
Xiaobai suddenly thought of something, "I once participated in the independent thinking survival score rating..."
"How's the score?"
Lu Ming was curious.
"Higher scores than my dad."
Xiaobai said very seriously.
"..."
Lu Ming rolled his eyes, that's because Lao Jiang's score is low! That childish Lao Jiangtou... was hunted every day, how could he have the ability to think independently!
If you were being chased, he would definitely be number one in terms of ability...
but.
anyway.
Lu Ming has long been accustomed to the cute little girl following him around, and he almost forgot that this little girl is also the top genius!
Amazing talent!
With such talent and thinking ability, even a twelve-year-old's emotional intelligence may be much better than many otakus who spend all day playing games at home and have social phobia and are reluctant to go out...
"Master."
"Don't worry, Master, I already have a mature individual."
Xiaobai was more serious than ever before, "I'm not one of those kids with confused views. I know what I'm doing. Please believe me."
Said.
Xiao Bai approached Lu Ming, stood on tiptoes, stretched out his little hand, and wanted to touch Lu Ming's forehead to show his maturity, and then...
Not enough...
Lu Ming was speechless.
"snort!"
Xiaobai's delicate nose wrinkled unhappily.
Buzz——
Little white spots appeared under her feet.
Xiao Bai's body floated slightly in the air, he stood on tiptoes and touched Lu Ming's forehead with his small hands. Then he took back his little hands with satisfaction and showed a happy smile.
"..."
Lu Ming couldn't laugh or cry.
It's a little ridiculous, but also a little touching.
This girl...
"Master, I have already declared my sovereignty..."
Xiaobai is happy.
boom!
Lu Ming felt a headache when he went up.
"It hurts, it hurts..."
Xiaobai rubbed his little head.
"People are as big as little devils."
Lu Ming was amused, "We'll wait until you grow taller..."
"It's very fast!"
Xiaobai is proud.
Xiao Xiaobai has learned how to buy seafood these days, but sometimes he comes back alive and runs around on the road disobediently...
"Okay, okay."
Lu Ming touched her little head and said, "Then let's wait until you grow taller."
"real?"
Xiaobai is happy.
"real."
Lu Ming is funny.
…
moment.
Xiaobai went to the kitchen and brought a bowl of cold skin.
Lu Ming: "..."
"Didn't you finish eating?"
Lu Ming glanced at Xiaobai.
"I just bought it."
Xiao Bai turned his head, a blush visible to the naked eye on his pink face.
have to.
This girl will lie again.
Lu Ming couldn't laugh or cry.
but.
After all, it was Xiaobai's wish. Besides, the steamed buns just now were just rice, which almost killed him... Now that I have cold skin, I'd better have a good meal.
hiss--
Lu Ming took a deep breath when he came up.
Cool!
noob:"???"
this……
What's wrong with this!
Damn it, Master can’t change this problem...
what to do?
Xiaobai left very sadly. She had to think carefully about whether she should reconsider "liking the master".
…
Turn on the light curtain TV.
Lu Ming habitually watched while eating.
"News report……"
"Tianxing Pavilion was looted..."
"A century-old store, its reputation has been greatly damaged..."
In the light curtain.
The host's voice kept coming.
"Huh?"
Lu Ming raised his head in surprise.
Tianxing Pavilion......
This familiar name...
He didn't care about this news at first, but after looking at the description in the news, he suddenly took a closer look at the direction of Tianxing Pavilion, and was surprised to find...
Tianxing Pavilion is in the direction Xiao Xiaojian once said!!!
That direction...
interesting.
Is Xiaoxiaojian’s intuition right again?
Someone in Tianxing Pavilion is really plotting against me!
Who is the one?
Lu Ming thought about it carefully. In his short life, he had not offended too many people, so no one should spend exorbitant amounts of money to blame him...
Well……
What kind of deduction is that?
Is it the kind of deduction like 'magic mirror, magic mirror, who is the most handsome man in the world', and then the power of deduction is attributed to you?
Um……
possible!
Lu Ming deeply agreed.
However, whether this is the case or not, there may be danger... After all, the last person who was treated like this was almost killed by her stepmother...
Therefore, Lu Ming thought for a while and said, "It seems that I have to be more careful recently."
"..."
Xiao Xiaojian looked at his master as if he was being embarrassed.
This thing is hopeless.
real.
I don’t know if it’s because Xiaobai expressed his feelings, but this guy is so swollen now. Although he ostensibly gave Xiaobai a lesson, he kept smiling all day long.
"Can you stop laughing like that?"
Xiao Xiaojian sighed, "It looks like a chrysanthemum."
"..."
Lu Ming glanced at him and asked, "Are there any wrinkles on my face? Does it look like a chrysanthemum when I smile?"
"daisy."
Xiao Xiaojian sneered.
"I'm so handsome..."
Lu Ming retorted.
"Tight daisy."
Description of Little Sword.
"..."
Lu Ming was silent for a moment, but he still suppressed his smile. "The Sword Spirit is a bitch, if you don't understand aesthetics, I will beat you to death sooner or later."
…
afternoon.
Lu Ming was preparing to go to the Card Creators Association to practice as usual, but he saw a special message!
The Tiandu City Human Resources Department has actually prepared activities related to the graduation season and invited many associations to participate. In a popular sense, this thing is called school recruitment...
The school recruitment here is after the graduation season!
certainly.
This is why Lu Ming is treated well now!
However, Lu Ming never expected that Human Resources would invite the Sword Card Masters Association!
"cough."
Li Haoran coughed and said, "It was sent in groups..."
Yes.
Sent in bulk.
Since the Sword Card Master Association was officially launched, it has been successfully registered and has become a serious association. Naturally, it also has all the authority of the association!
"Graduation season..."
"School recruitment of the First College..."
Lu Ming's eyes brightened slightly.
"Master."
Li Haoran said cautiously, "Should we not participate in this?"
"Why?"
Lu Ming was surprised.
"Because it's too strong."
Li Haoran smiled bitterly, "Graduates from the First Academy are six-stars when they come out... They are better than all the disciples in our association, so I'm afraid they won't be willing to come in."
After all, the Sword Card Masters Association is too small.
How can you, a small association with only a few people, compete with giants like elementalists, summoners, and energy warriors?!
Who wants to come in?
Even if I come in, do you have any resources to offer?
No!
Not at all!
It was just a friendly invitation from the human resources department... It wouldn't be embarrassing enough if you actually went.
"Not in a hurry."
Lu Ming looked at the invitation in his hand with a smile.
Before.
He himself is also a salty fish, and he doesn't care about the Sword Card Master Association. But now, the shops in Qingming City are gone, and the Sword Card Master Association has become his and Xiaobai's home!
Since this is home, we have to work hard, right?!
If you want the Sword Card Master Association to become stronger, recruiting people is naturally the first priority!
especially……
Talented disciple!
brush!
Lu Ming opened the invitation letter and read it carefully.
hehe.
Is the school recruiting...
…
And at this moment.
First College, office building.
The dean of students is preparing for the upcoming graduation season in an orderly manner.
"Are the events ready?"
"Yes."
"That's good."
The dean was delighted and suddenly thought of something, "Oh, by the way, how is Lu Ming's situation?"
"studying."
Assistant Hui reported, "Since receiving his diploma, Lu Ming has studied seriously at the Card Making Association and the Sword Cultivating Association, and he has lived up to your trust."
In his opinion, it was a privilege for the dean to graduate Lu Ming early.
no way.
What level is Lu Ming at now?
Four stars!
What about graduation season requirements?
Six stars!
Lu Ming can’t even catch up with him!
Not to mention the horror of this millennium anniversary!
Therefore, the dean of students graduated Lu Ming in advance, at this special time, in order to allow him to get the maximum resources and preferential treatment!
"That's good."
The dean smiled slightly and said, "Is there anyone else investigating Lu Ming?"
"yes."
The assistant nodded slightly, "According to your instructions, no one knows that this graduate is Lu Ming, but someone still investigated the student number."
"That doesn't matter."
The dean waved his hand.
Lu Ming's student ID, avatar, and information are all empty.
After all, you graduate in three seconds after entering school...
Where is the information!
"You were so kind to him."
The assistant sighed.
"maybe."
The dean looked into the distance and smiled slightly. Maybe he was making a fuss out of a molehill. After all, even if Lu Ming enrolls in school, he may not necessarily participate in the graduation season, but this feeling of having no worries...