The disciples had already rested, but murderous intent was still permeating the air. Some disciples turned over late at night and wrapped themselves in blankets, feeling that the coldness was lessened.
"Master...father?"
Xiaobai looked at the master anxiously.
"..."
Lu Ming's face was expressionless.
And at this moment.
Xiao Xiaojian was still giving an excited speech.
"Is the president great?"
"great!"
"The president is already dressed as a woman, what are you afraid of?!"
"Human beings are divided into men and women. The president is willing to dress as women. As spiritual beings, you have no gender. What's wrong with being asked to be feminine?!"
"Think about it."
"Thousands of spirits, when will it be your turn! Only by improving your competitiveness can you be selected!"
"so……"
“So what about being feminine?!”
Xiao Xiaojian is impassioned.
Uh-huh……
The spirits take this seriously.
sand!
sand!
There was only the quiet sound of writing in the square, and the spirits were taking notes very seriously.
Lu Ming: "..."
noob:"……"
Complete.
Xiao Xiaojian is afraid that he will be beaten.
Xiaobai blinked her big eyes and gave Xiaoxiaojian a death sentence in advance. Well...she even began to think about whether the master would want to find another Kaling!
after all……
It seems that among these thousands of spirits, there are also ancient types of spirits!
OK.
Maybe it can be put on the agenda to replace the master's spirit body.
Xiaobai also wrote it down carefully.
"..."
Lu Ming suppressed the murderous intention in his heart.
Now that the spirits are all here, it is not appropriate to go out at this time. Looking at their expectant eyes, Lu Ming also felt his scalp numb.
If I go out now...
"President, what does it feel like to wear women's clothing?"
"President, you are so beautiful!"
"President, is that really you?"
"President, have you considered sex change?"
"President, President..."
Lu Ming felt cold all over just thinking about it.
never mind.
Be patient first.
"noob."
"He's here."
"Clear the place."
"Okay."
Xiaobai nodded obediently, and then called Xiaobai over.
Whoosh!
A cold light flashed.
The crystal-clear original card flashed in the night sky, and the spirits who were taking notes were frightened. Even Xiao Xiaojian's face changed with fright.
"not good!"
"Xiao Xiaobai is here to check the post!"
"Run!"
The spirits were panicked.
Whoosh!
Whoosh!
Light and shadow flow.
The spirits quickly ran away cleanly.
When Xiao Xiaobai arrived, everything in the Love Department was quiet, and the spirits were all lying in the dormitory of the department to rest peacefully, sleeping peacefully.
Um……
Xiao Xiaobai simply refused to leave.
Buzz
Buzz
Light and shadow flicker.
It started patrolling the romance department.
The spirits' faces turned green and they could only sleep helplessly.
…
And at this moment.
somewhere.
Our little sword flashed and we escaped from the love department.
real.
As an original card with an owner!
How can its ability be compared to that of these wild spirits?! The first characteristic of the original card is that it can return to the cultivator unconditionally!
so.
Seeing the danger, he was slightly moved and came back directly.
Hum hum.
Still want to catch me?
Um……
At this time, Lu Ming should be sleeping, right?
Buzz
Along with the light and shadow, Xiao Xiaojian finally returned, and then he saw two familiar figures in front of him... Lu Ming and Xiao Bai were looking at it indifferently.
Why?
Xiao Xiaojian was stunned.
Lu Ming...
etc.
Xiaobai is here too?!
This time, this location...
hiss
Xiao Xiaojian took a breath of spiritual energy.
Could it be that Lu Ming finally couldn't stand Xia Tian's restlessness and finally took action against Xiao Bai?! No wonder he looked at him so strangely!
Right.
You've disturbed someone else's business!
Um……
It retreated silently.
Then he noticed keenly that there was a small box next to Lu Ming. There was a slight gap in it. Although it was very small, it was not a problem at all for it. When the mind scanned it, it saw what was inside. It turned out that
It's a strange little leather whip.
Um……
Late at night.
People are quiet.
Lu Ming, Xiao Bai, Xiao Lewhip...
hiss
Xiao Xiaojian took another breath of spiritual energy.
As expected of Lu Ming!
It’s your first time to play such a big game?!
besides……
It glanced at Minister Xiaobai with a slightly surprised look. It had known that Minister Xiaobai was very special before, but it had never imagined that such a small body could possess such great energy!
Um……
What a perfect match!
then.
Xiao Xiaojian thought about it seriously and decided to leave, "Ahem, you continue, I didn't see anything."
"..."
Lu Ming's face was expressionless.
"..."
Xiaobai looked at Xiaoxiaojian like a fool, took out the notebook he had just written, and changed the suspended sentence written on it to immediate execution.
Um……
Put an x by the way.
"do you know?"
"I just went to the romance department."
Lu Ming said calmly.
Ding!
Xiao Xiaojian's heart was beating wildly, and he finally realized that something was wrong, and immediately ran away, turning into a streak of light and disappearing into the sky...
However.
it is a pity.
Lu Ming just waved his hand.
brush!
Xiao Xiaojian is back by his side again.
Snapped!
Lu Ming threw the guy to the ground hard, and finally dropped the whip in his hand...
ah
The screams kept coming one after another.
Extremely terrifying.
"Lu Ming, I was wrong!"
"You bastard, I dare to hit you Grandpa Jian!"
"It hurts, it hurts..."
"Xiaobai, help me, wuwuwu..."
Xiao Xiaojian screamed repeatedly.
"snort!"
Xiaobai snorted and turned around, pretending he didn't see it. Xiaoxiao Jian seemed to be getting more and more naughty recently, and he really needed to be taught a lesson.
then.
In the middle of the night from the Sword Card Masters Association, tragic screams were heard.
…
And at this moment.
somewhere.
A certain alliance three levels deep underground.
Everyone was silent in front of the conference table, with solemn expressions. In front of them was a message sent by an undercover agent risking his life, which was horrifying and inexplicable.
"information……"
"Is it true?"
A practitioner asked in a low voice.
"true."
That one is sure.
"Turn on recording!"
"yes!"
then.
From the recording came the frightening sound of whips and howls, as well as the ferocious laughter of humans, and the weird lights that kept flashing in the darkness...
Infiltrate people.
And scary.
"I knew there must be something wrong with this Sword Card Masters Association!"
A practitioner is angry.
Take a look!
Stayed up most of the night!
There are wailing and ferocious sounds...
Horror movie?!
"Should we turn it over to law enforcement?"
One person whispered.
"What should I hand over? Where is the evidence? It's just the sound, but what about the pictures?"
The cultivator glared at him.
"Well……"
"The employee we bribed didn't even dare to come close."
The man sighed.
"Then you're talking nonsense!"
The cultivator said, "Remember, this kind of thing can only be submitted to the law enforcers if it is truly hammered to death! Do you understand?!"
"Now what?"
"Wait! Wait until you get the real thing!"
"Then, that plan..."
"Execute normally!"
"But...it's dangerous!"
The man was very worried.
real.
There was no risk in executing this plan before, but now looking at this video and listening to the recording that seems to be Lu Ming's laughter, they are full of panic!
"rest assured."
"We are here."
"This is also an opportunity we must seize!"
"Have you ever heard that saying, if you stand on the wind, a pig can fly! The current Kaling is the brand new wind!"
"And the Sword Card Master Association..."
"That's the pig!"
"We have a better foundation, and our body is more solid! As long as we find the outlet, haha, there will be nothing wrong with the Sword Card Master Association!"
…
And at this time.
Sword Card Masters Association.
Lu Ming was still packing Xiao Xiaojian hard.
He had bought this little leather whip for a long time, but because there were many things going on, Xiao Xiaojian didn't bother with it, so Lu Ming put it away temporarily, but he didn't expect it to come in handy.
Whip the soul!
Straight into the spirit body!
Let you experience the feeling of flying.
Um……
Nothing wrong.
"Master, let's take a break."
Xiaobai glanced at the miserable Xiaoxiao Jian and said.
"Um."
Lu Ming then gave up.
"Woooooooo..."
Xiao Xiaojian glanced at Xiao Bai gratefully.
really.
Xiaobai is still good to himself...
"Have something to eat."
Xiaobai brought over the freshly prepared supper, helped Lu Ming wipe away his sweat, and said softly: "Master, eat something first, and then fight again when you have the strength."
Xiaoxiaojian:???
"snort!"
Lu Ming snorted coldly, "Sooner or later I'll replace it!"
He discovered it.
Xiao Xiaojian is the kind of guy who won't go to bed for three days. As long as you treat him a little better, he will start to let himself go...
Um……
This whip will be standard equipment from now on.
only.
Lu Ming was still worried.
Although Xiao Xiaojian has learned a lesson, some things will never come back...
The next day.
Xiaobai did a popular science survey and was surprised to find that the original distribution ratio of 70% male, 20% female, and 10% asexual spirits has completely changed!
Current data...
Um……
80% female, 15% male, 5% asexual.
→_→
Except for some straight men and spiritual beings who believe that power is king and take life and death lightly, most of them have undergone sexual transformation!
then.
Originally, as long as you walked in, you could hear all kinds of beastly roars in the Love Department. Now, as long as you get closer, you can feel a group of warblers and swallows...
"Come on, guest..."
"wrong!!!"
"What's wrong! That's what it says in the book!"
"Which book are you reading?"
"Golden plum!"
"That book doesn't exist at all! Humans call them guests, but we should call them friends and practitioners. Of course, before that, we can call them masters in a nicer way."
"oh."
Several spirits decided on their titles after a while of quarreling.
then.
The style of the romance department has changed. As soon as you approach, there will be a fair-skinned and beautiful man with long legs waving to you, "Come on, Master~"
noob:???
Lu Ming:???
Who the hell can withstand this?!
Especially Li Ergou who just got his spirit body a few days ago!
Li Ergou looked at the young lady in the romance department and then at his big yellow dog, feeling bitter in his heart. Why was he so anxious?!
If only it could be later...
ah……
I feel so angry just thinking about it!
However, what he didn't know was...
now.
The rhubarb doghouse was in the original card. Looking at the moaning coming from the love department in the distance, and looking at the owner of the dog licking at home, he also felt a sense of bitterness.
perhaps……
Wouldn’t it be nice to stay in the romance department?!
If I had known there were so many females in the love department, why would it be in such a hurry?!
What a big loss!
As for rebuilding...
It is unthinkable.
As wild spirits, as spirits born from non-original cards, if the original cards really collapse and are rebuilt, the spirits they stuffed in will most likely disappear!
This is real!
so……
It can only look at the love department helplessly...
Desperate to see through.
…
noon.
Lu Ming was studying the method of balance when Li Haoran suddenly came over.
"Master."
"Um?"
"that."
Li Haoran paused and said with some embarrassment, "We received a report that your room was noisy at night, and the senior sister was also coughing..."
Li Haoran was embarrassed to say it.
The master is the master.
Um……
One tossing lasts all night!
but……
When it comes to senior sister, shouldn’t we pay attention to some consequences? After all, senior sister is still a minor, and in a sense it is illegal...
Should I ask Master to exercise some restraint?
pity.
This kind of thing.
He didn't dare to say or ask.
"that."
"Master."
"Your body is important."
Li Haoran said insinuatingly.???
Lu Ming's face darkened.
What are you thinking!
Am I that kind of person?!
Li Haoran, that brat...wait, that's not right, what happened yesterday, Xiao Xiaobai took action, and all the spirits went back to sleep!
Where are the disciples...
Basically no one came out.
so……
Who reported it?!
Lu Ming knew that among this group of spirits, there must be some who fished in troubled waters, or they might have been thrown in by other associations, but there was no way that any spirit came out yesterday!
Xiao Xiaobai is here!
so……
"Can I see the network address?"
Lu Ming narrowed his eyes.
"Can."
Li Haoran opened the association and quickly found out the network address of the report. Well... a very familiar address and a very familiar device.
Equipment number:tek067
Equipment belongs to: Xiaoxiaojian.
Lu Ming: "..."
Li Haoran: "..."
have to.
It seems that Xiao Xiaojian is causing trouble again.
"I'm sorry, Master."
Li Haoran was ashamed.
I actually suspected that Master was messing around, it was too much!
Is Master like that kind of person?
"It doesn't matter."
Lu Ming smiled slightly and asked, "How is the disciple review going?"
"Soon."
Li Haoran was very excited.
The Sword Card Master Association has been so popular these days!
Thanks to the ferocious beast trend, the Sword Card Masters Association and even the Sanchakou Affiliated Academy have become extremely popular! The number of applicants has reached tens of thousands!
He has been in pain and happiness these past two days.
The little snake never sleeps and works with him 24 hours a day to calculate and verify.
"Master, don't worry!"
"A group of qualified disciples will appear soon!"
Li Haoran looked proud.
The verification has been initially successful in the past two days. Even if the final verification will eliminate some people, what will remain will be the largest recruitment since the establishment of their Sword Card Master Association!
"very good."
Lu Ming was very satisfied, "Go ahead and get it done as soon as possible."
"yes!"
Li Haoran left in high spirits.
Lu Ming's eyes looked into the distance, falling on the spirit body department, and then on our little sword.
Report yourself?!
Oh ho ho ho...
afternoon.
Lu Ming called Xiao Xiaojian back and showed a caring smile like an old father, "Xiao Xiaojian, you have studied the issue of men and women very deeply, so what do you think, Brother Cat is a boy or a girl?"???
Cat brother?
It's not a eunuch...
Xiao Xiaojian thought for a moment subconsciously, and then suddenly realized something was wrong.
boom!
A dark shadow flashed.
It was blown away on the spot.
boom!
boom!
The black shadow hit it hard several times without mercy, burying it deeply in the ground.
Bottomless.
for a long time.
Xiao Xiaojian climbed up tiredly...
"Coming up?"
Lu Ming took a sip of tea.
"snort!"
Xiao Xiaojian sneered, it won't be fooled again!
"Relax."
"I won't hit you today."
Lu Ming smiled slightly, "I just want you to understand some things, such as how I met Brother Cat in the first place? You can deduce it carefully and you can see it."
"???"
Xiao Xiaojian pondered for a moment.
Um……
Let yourself deduce, then there should be no traps!
then.
It started to deduce the encounter between Lu Ming and Black Cat. It didn't dare to deduce Black Cat, so it started from Lu Ming's perspective, and then saw the card where Black Cat was.
Um……
A special card with 18 bans...???
R-18?
Xiao Xiaojian was stunned for a moment, how could Brother Cat be among the 18 banned cards?! Wait, in this case, wouldn’t Brother Cat... Could it be that...
hiss
Xiao Xiaojian suddenly took a breath of air.
moment.
It had some indescribable images in its mind.
Then……
It just disappears.
boom!
boom!
boom!
Lu Ming sipped the tea quietly, vaguely feeling the roar in his mind, and a faint smile appeared on the corner of his mouth. Well... he felt refreshed.