Chapter 426 No matter if you are the eunuch cat or not, you will be my cat dad from now on!
suburbs.
somewhere.
"Lu Ming."
"Sign the contract."
The ethereal and majestic voice of Tianshui Sword echoed.
"From now on."
"I am your most powerful weapon!"
Its voice remains calm.
"..."
Lu Ming looked at the barrages flashing through the sea of consciousness at hundreds of speeds per second, and then looked at the slow-moving Tianshui Sword in front of him, a little surprised by the spirit body's impressive performance.
This dual-purpose ability is truly incredible!
"good."
Lu Ming nodded.
"I will sign the contract, but there is one thing I don't know whether I should say."
Lu Ming hesitated.
"you say."
Tianshui Jian's voice was calm.
"that."
Lu Ming sighed, "You know, someone in my family could hear Xiao Xiaojian's thoughts before, right?"
"Know."
Tian Shui Jian was a little confused, "Then?"
"actually……"
Lu Ming was a little embarrassed, "It can hear it now."
brush!
Time stood still for an instant.
Even the barrage flashing wildly in Lu Ming's consciousness seemed to have been cast by time magic, and the Tianshui Sword in front of Lu Ming fell silent for an instant.
"No...it's not possible, but, is it possible?"
Tian Shui Jian said calmly.
However.
it is a pity.
Lu Ming could keenly feel that its voice was a little shaky.
"it is true."
Lu Ming sighed, "So, that person not only saw through someone's conspiracy, but also saw through every idea and... what he wanted to do."
"..."
Tianshui Sword is silent.
for a long time.
It sighed, "What does it have to do with me at this time..."
Whoosh!
Light and shadow flashed by.
The Tianshui Sword, who had been pretending to be calm just now, burst into glory. At this moment, Saya ran away and flew a long distance in an instant.
However……
boom!
A dark shadow flashed past.
The Tianshui Sword that had just escaped from the void disappeared without warning. When it reappeared, it had already appeared in Lu Ming's sea of consciousness.
There.
The center of the sea of consciousness.
The black cat lay lazily, stretched out a cat's paw, and held down the Tianshui Sword that was flashing crazily and trying to escape.
Um……
Press hard.
Buzz——
Buzz——
The Tianshui Sword flashed several times but remained motionless.
The black cat's lazily stretched out cat claws pressed against the Tianshui Sword like Mount Tai. Looking at the struggling ancient divine sword, one of its claws swayed slightly.
Click!
The sharp claws scratched on the Tianshui Sword.
Click!
A crack appeared on the Tianshui Sword.
clear and distinct.
"Woooooooo..."
"Brother Cat."
"I was wrong."
Xiao Xiaojian burst into tears.
"Sorry, I'm bloated."
"I really didn't mean it."
"Woooooooo..."
"What I said just now is all nonsense. It's true. You also know that a spirit with a low IQ like me usually has a hard time using his brain. Don't be as knowledgeable as me."
Xiao Xiaojian confesses.
However.
The black cat just looked at it indifferently.
Click!
The cat's claws scratched.
Another crack was added to the Tianshui Sword.
"real!"
"Lu Ming?"
"Please help me."
Xiao Xiaojian was frightened.
It has now been integrated with the Tianshui Sword. If the Tianshui Sword is gone, who knows what will happen!
Damn it!
It's still young.
It doesn’t want to die yet!
Woo woo woo...
"Lu Ming."
"I just said that on purpose, just to improve my treatment."
Xiao Xiaojian asked for help, "Really, look, if I really had bad intentions, I wouldn't trick the old man into coming here, nor would I help you kill him."
"oh?"
Lu Ming was a little surprised, "Did you help me kill him?"
"Of course."
Xiao Xiaojian burst into tears, and Lu Ming thought it was his own credit: "Your interruption card is just to freeze time, it's not really an interruption!"
"Think about it, someone will explode in just 0.08 seconds!"
"You can't even be an elemental master, let alone a sword cultivator!"
"During the time you cast the interrupt card, time was frozen. Without the old man's intervention, I was able to temporarily control the power of the Tianshui Sword! It was I who made the old man's energy eject in 0.08 seconds!"
"Otherwise, how can we win!"
Lu Ming: "..."
oh.
No wonder he said the old man was so weak...it wouldn't work in 0.08 seconds.
It turns out that Xiao Xiaojian was secretly cooperating!
in this way.
It becomes clear.
When Lu Ming thought about it carefully, he actually understood that it was precisely because the old man used the power of Tianshui Sword that Xiao Xiaojian, as a sword spirit, could easily control it!
Um……
Got it all.
Looking at it this way, Xiao Xiaojian is considered thoughtful.
"Then what contract did you sign with me?!"
Lu Ming said angrily.
"Don't I want to improve my treatment..."
Xiao Xiaojian felt aggrieved.
"彳庍口巴."
Lu Ming understood.
"Brother Cat?"
He looked at the black cat.
The black cat remained indifferent and looked cold.
Obviously.
Xiao Xiaojian's words were not enough to impress it. The sharp little claws were still on the Tianshui Sword without letting go, and there was even a glimmer of cold light.
"Lu Ming?"
Xiao Xiaojian begged.
It knows that at this time, only Lu Ming can save it!
"Um……"
Lu Ming pondered for a moment.
Why.
Who told you to scold Brother Cat?
but……
It's not that there is no way.
then.
Lu Ming had an idea and thought of a good idea.
As we all know, what the friendship between China and Japan depends on, what the friendship between China and South Korea depends on, are eternal truths, so they only need a small operation.
Um……
He asked a random question.
Xiao Xiaojian would be like Lu Ming in normal times. Lu Ming would pretend to be dark and angry for a while, and then Brother Mao might smile knowingly and let Xiao Xiaojian go when he was in a good mood.
in this way.
It can be regarded as thanks to Xiao Xiaojian for cooperating to interrupt the card just now.
Perfect!
then.
Lu Ming asked, "Xiao Xiaojian, let me ask you a question. You must answer quickly within 0.01 seconds. If you answer correctly, Brother Cat may let you go."
"good!"
Xiao Xiaojian burst into tears.
Woo woo woo...
Lu Ming is better!
"It's a simple question."
Lu Ming asked, "Which one of us three do you think is the best?"
Why?
Xiao Xiaojian was obviously stunned.
However.
However, it doesn't matter if it is confused. In the sea of consciousness, the subtitles representing its thoughts are still there. For the first time, a cat flashes in the subtitles...
brush!
The sea of consciousness fell into silence.
Lu Ming, who was already planning to show off his face:???
The black cat who was originally watching the show:???
Xiao Xiaojian looked confused:???
"never mind."
"It's saved."
Lu Ming sighed, "Don't you always think I'm the stupidest?"
"Because you were helping me just now."
Xiao Xiaojian burst into tears.
It usually mocks Lu Ming every day, but just now Lu Ming was willing to save him. It naturally thinks that Lu Ming is good. It doesn't mock Lu Ming. It is naturally mocking the enemy!
This is just a subconscious reaction!
Tears!
It wants to save it.
pity……
It's too late.
Click!
There was a crisp sound.
The Tianshui Sword was cracked again.
"Lu Ming!"
The little sword howled.
pity.
The black cat, who had endured it several times, had already run out of patience.
brush!
Claws flashed.
This legendary ancient sword.
This divine sword, which was rumored to have supreme power and could even forcibly recall Xiao Xiaojian, actually broke apart in such an instant!
Click!
Like glass breaking.
The Tianshui Sword shines with endless brilliance.
boom!
There was a loud noise.
The Tianshui Sword suddenly broke into countless fragments.
The majestic ancient divine sword turned out to be like paper in front of Brother Cat!!! Brother Cat's fighting power may be even more powerful than Lu Ming imagined!!!
certainly.
This is not the point.
Lu Ming is more concerned about Xiao Xiaojian now...
boom!
The Tianshui Sword turned into countless fragments and exploded.
The black cat's golden pupils flashed with indifferent brilliance. It quietly watched the Tianshui Sword turn into countless fragments, and then looked at the exposed ray of light in the middle.
That is……
Little sword!
With the Tianshui Sword breaking apart!
Xiao Xiaojian's body was gradually disappearing...
Yes.
The Tianshui Sword is its true form after all!
Even if the original card dissipates, it will not disappear! No matter how Lu Ming tortures it, it will be fine, but once the Tianshui Sword disappears, Xiaoxiao Sword...
Buzz——
Golden light flashes.
The black cat struck at the little sword with a claw.
"Lu Ming!"
"help me!"
Xiao Xiaojian was frightened.
However.
What is surprising is that although the black cat's claws hit it, it did not knock the little sword away, but swung it alive!
Then……
The original card was stuffed into Lu Ming.
boom!
boom!
The black cat thrust the head holding the small sword into the lightning gap of the original card.
Lu Ming:???
Xiaoxiaojian:???
boom!
boom!
There was a loud noise.
If the old man in the bell is still alive, he must be very happy at this moment. It turns out that he is not the only one who has enjoyed the process of having his brain caught in the gap...
ah.
This is the first time since I was born!
boom!
boom!
boom!
Brother Cat violently stuffed Xiaoxiao Sword back into the original card, and along the way, he grabbed back all the Tianshui Sword fragments and stuffed them into the original card together with Xiaoxiao Sword!
Buzz——
Buzz——
The original card flashes.
When Xiaoxiao Sword and Tianshui Sword were completely stuffed back, the original card transformed!
Buzz——
Brilliant masterpiece!
for a long time.
When the glory fades.
What appeared in front of Lu Ming was a strange original card.
The original traces of lightning on the original card began to twist, and at this moment they kept changing, forming a sword made of condensed lightning!!!
laugh--
laugh--
Electric light flashes.
It is exactly what the Tianshui Sword looks like!
Lu Ming:???
Could this be the legendary flash card?
etc.
Whether it dodges or not is not the point. The point is, where is Xiaoxiaojian? Lu Ming was afraid that Brother Cat's violence just now would give Xiaoxiaojian a concussion...
"Here, here..."
The sound of the little sword wilting came from the original card.
Lu Ming was delighted.
oh.
It was stuffed back again...
"it hurts."
Xiao Xiaojian burst into tears.
Thanks to Brother Cat for not killing him, but...
Woo woo woo...
It hurts.
Buzz——
Buzz——
The original card floated in front of the black cat.
Black Cat looked at the original card floating in front of him, and then at Xiaoxiaojian inside, and seemed to recall the situation where Xiaoxiaojian was actually summoned back by Tianshui Sword.
Um……
brush!
The cat's paw swept over and grabbed the little sword.
"Brother Cat?"
Xiao Xiaojian was frightened.
brush!
brush!
The black cat scratched a series of marks on the original card. In an instant, those marks flashed with golden light, forming a layer of fine lines around the original card.
Buzz——
Golden light flashes.
The golden outline around the original card flashed, and any possibility of Xiao Xiaojian's escape was completely blocked. Not to mention that there was no Tianshui Sword, even if there was...
I'm afraid I won't be able to leave!
Buzz——
Buzz——
This transformed original card is suspended in the air.
Shining brightly.
Yes.
After being transformed again by Brother Cat, the original card transformed again!
this moment.
Lu Ming was shocked. Looking at the shining original card in front of him, there seemed to be an old man with a broken voice shouting in his mind - Wow, golden legend!
for a long time.
Lu Ming just came back to his senses,
"Little sword."
"Thank you, Brother Cat."
Lu Ming glared at it.
"..."
"Thank you Cat Brother."
Xiao Xiaojian said awkwardly.
Really.
Can’t we communicate harmoniously?
I almost scared my dad to death... Prosperity, democracy, civilization, harmony, freedom, equality... Brother Cat is Brother Cat after all, and he is getting stronger and stronger.
"→_→"
The black cat glanced at it, too lazy to pay attention to it.
And this time.
suddenly.
A strange force spread out in the sea of consciousness.
Where Brother Cat was originally located, under the cat nest he had built, there seemed to be some kind of force that was about to push the cat nest open.
but.
Just when the power was about to rush out...
boom!
Brother Cat sat back down again.
brush!
The sea of consciousness fell silent for a moment.
oh……
Lu Ming remembered the mark left by that strong man.
"Brother Cat is awesome!"
What else could he say?
for a long time.
Brother Cat fell asleep tiredly, and Lu Ming returned to reality with his little sword.
…
now.
Late at night.
Lu Ming appeared in the suburbs.
Buzz——
Original card golden masterpiece.
Lu Ming raised his hand, and the original card appeared in his hand instantly.
boom!
boom!
Thunder flashes in the original card.
Lu Ming vaguely saw the Tianshui sword formed by lightning trembling.
brush!
"This card..."
Lu Ming's expression is a little confused now. Is this still the original card?
"Little sword."
"exist."
"What function do you have now?"
Lu Ming asked.
"..."
Xiao Xiaojian was also puzzled. He pondered for a moment and said, "Illumination?"
"..."
Lu Ming suddenly felt the urge to kill.
waste!
If I had known why I was saving you like this!
"Believe it or not, I will stuff it back for you."
Lu Ming's face was expressionless.
"Ahem."
Xiao Xiaojian coughed, "I just came back, and the original small bungalow suddenly turned into a seven-story villa. You have to let me see it to know what's there."
"Um……"
"Lightning fusion... seems to be still there."
"besides……"
boom!
boom!
boom!
The original card suddenly started shaking in the air.
Lu Ming: "..."
What is this thing doing in there?
Xiao Xiaobai is not here, why are you playing alone?
for a long time.
The original card stops.
Xiao Xiaojian once again sent his thoughts, "The original card's sturdiness and stability are stronger than before. This strength...is very similar to the Tianshui Sword!"
"like……"
"The Tianshui Sword and the original card are merged."
The little sword was shocked.
It now fully understands one thing.
Although it and Brother Cat both come from ancient times, Brother Cat may be far more powerful than he imagined! At least, for countless years, the Tianshui Sword has never been damaged! Because it is impossible for ordinary people to have the power to destroy the Tianshui Sword, even the Seven Stars
No way! However...
Brother Cat smashed it to pieces with one paw!
Not only that, but the fragments of the Tianshui Sword are also integrated into the original card...
What kind of devilish power is this?
so……
It's best not to tease Brother Cat in the future.
It has decided that from now on, Brother Cat will be its thigh and Brother Cat will be its father! Regardless of whether it has been castrated or not, whether it is a eunuch cat or not, Brother Cat will be its father!
???
somewhere.
The black cat's tail flicked back and forth, with an urge to pull it out. Are you praising it or scolding it?!
…
"oh?"
Lu Ming was delighted, "If the Tianshui Sword is fused, the talent of the Tianshui Sword will be enhanced..."
talent!
This thing is the foundation of a cultivator!
The method of talent improvement is extremely rare. He once obtained a way of balance, which was already against the sky, and there is another one in the Tianshui Sword!
A talent improvement method that allows ordinary people to reach the peak of six stars!
Lu Ming was very interested in this point.
then.
He controls the original card excitedly.
Buzz——
The light flashed by.
Lu Ming sensed the energy contained in the original card, but at this moment, his expression changed drastically because he felt that something was not right with the energy...
etc.
This speed...
brush!
Lu Ming's body suddenly shook, and he was shocked to find that his cultivation speed had returned to the past at this moment!
Back to a situation that was never equilibrium!
The way to balance...
It disappeared!!!
"How can it be?!"
Lu Ming's heart was shaken.
With the fusion of the Original Card and the Tianshui Sword, how could the Way of Balance disappear?!
"Little sword?"
Lu Ming asked, "What's going on?"
"Let me see."
The little sword senses instantly.
for a long time.
It came back to its senses and looked strange.
"What's wrong?"
Lu Ming was nervous.
"The way to balance..."
Xiao Xiaojian paused, "Been eaten."
???
Lu Ming was confused.
"Is such that."
Xiao Xiaojian organized his words, "After practicing the Way of Balance, it is based on the professional black heart, which is also in your original card! As for the Tianshui Sword, because of our powerful cat father, it is based on an unprecedented
Unseen forms also appear in the original card!"
"This was originally a good thing, but..."
"Because the Way of Balance and the Tianshui Sword are two completely different ways to improve talents, and they are not compatible, they have a violent conflict..."
"Well--"
"According to your thinking, it should be...java and c++ are put into the same program."
"Then……"
"boom!"
"you know."
"However, in view of the powerful fusion ability of the original card of Tianshui Sword, it forcibly transformed all the originally incompatible codes into one and became more powerful!"
"Then……"
"There is only one kind left. Do you understand?"
Xiao Xiaojian said.
It used Lu Ming's most familiar method to answer, although it didn't know what Java was! It didn't even know why it was called Zawa.
"..."
Lu Ming didn't come back to his senses for a long time. What kind of magical plot is this?
Return procedure...
Can your program be swallowed back and forth?!
"Inheritance doesn't work."
"But the original card is fine."
Xiao Xiaojian curled his lips, "Don't you forget what the original lightning card's special ability is? It's fusion!"
"so……"
"That's all."
"Of course, you don't have to be too pessimistic. After the Tao of Balance was eaten, the original talent-improving secret technique of Tianshui Sword has also undergone tremendous changes! Even I don't know what the situation is now."
"or……"
"you try?"
Xiao Xiaojian suggested.
Buzz——
Buzz——
The original card floats, and the Tianshui Sword on it shines brightly. This is a card beyond Lu Ming and Xiao Xiaojian's imagination, and even its functions have been completely improved!
Is it a new talent...?
Lu Ming pondered for a moment.
then.
He activates the abilities in the original card according to the talent improvement method provided by Xiaoxiaojian.
boom!
The original card is a glorious masterpiece.
Between Lu Ming's eyebrows, a golden Tianshui Sword actually appeared!!!
Buzz——
The Tianshui Sword blooms with brilliance.
Around him, the energy lost due to the Tao of Balance was quickly recharged, and Lu Ming felt that his energy was quickly restored to the state before the Tao of Balance disappeared!
even……
Stronger!!!
…
ps: Sorry, the update is a bit late...ah, it's two minutes late.