An Mingdong's pestle is like a statue in the blood.
"Lao An."
"What's wrong?"
Meng Shisan looked at An Mingdong doubtfully.
"energy……"
An Mingdong trembled with anger, "The energy is gone!"
"How can it be?"
Meng Shisan was speechless. The energy in this place was so strong that it was ridiculous. According to common sense, it was enough for everyone to practice for several rounds. How could it not be...
Said.
He was stunned when he walked over...
Mist grass.
Where’s the energy?!
"what happened?"
Hearing that the energy was gone, the sword cultivators came over one after another and were very angry. Originally, the energy here could allow them to improve once, but why did it disappear so easily!
"impossible."
Meng Shisan was confused, "When I was practicing just now, the ground was full of energy. Lao An, what did you do?" ???
An Mingdong looked confused.
What did I do!
I just came in!
right……
He quickly came to his senses.
Lu Ming!
This bastard must have done it!
It’s just that Lu Ming has been promoted, so there’s nothing here!
unacceptable!
There is nothing left for myself!
You said that you, a sixteen-year-old boy, and you are not the age of his mother-in-law, can you sit on the ground and absorb the soil?! Your energy has been sucked dry!!!
then.
He glared at Lu Ming angrily, "What did you do?"
"ah?"
Lu Ming looked confused.
"Senior An, you are going too far..."
A young sword cultivator took the initiative to stand up and said, "Lu Ming is not a sword cultivator. He is only a five-star sword cultivator. There is no need to increase his energy. It has only increased by 1,000 points! How much does a thousand points at the five-star stage cost you?
Are you okay? Why should you blame Lu Ming!"
"Besides..."
The young swordsman was confused, "I always feel that you have been targeting Lu Ming from the beginning, and I can't stand the way you bully an honest person!"
"that is!"
The swordsmen all murmured.
They can all see this, Lu Ming didn't do anything! We are not fools, right? Why do you target others like this!?
Lu Ming is so honest!
I haven’t had a good rest after working so hard on making cards for several days!
Is it fun to bully honest people?!
"I……"
An Mingdong looked like he had eaten shit.
"Lao An."
Meng Shisan sighed, "You have to be honest. Lu Ming worked hard to help us, so we can't burn bridges by crossing the river... However, I believe that these energies have nothing to do with you. It may be that changes have occurred here. This fallen place is different from other ruins. Everyone
Be more careful."
"so."
"If there are benefits like this again next time, I will let you be the first to go."
Meng Shi patted An Mingdong on the shoulder.
"..."
An Mingdong's face turned dark.
Why is the plot development like this?!
But.
After inspection by the sword cultivators, there is indeed no energy in it. It is only possible that something happened here as Meng Shisan said.
for a long time.
The sword cultivator team set out again.
"Thank you."
Lu Ming thanked the young swordsman who stood up first.
"It doesn't matter."
The young swordsman winked and said, "If you help everyone improve their strength, everyone will naturally speak for you! I have long been disgusted with An Mingdong's reliance on his old age."
"Oh, by the way, I forgot to introduce myself, my name is Xiao Wu."
"hey-hey."
"I've wanted to know you for a long time."
Xiaowu heheheheyile.
"Why?"
Lu Ming was stunned.
"you know me?"
"No, but I know your sister."
Xiao Wu sounded a little proud.
"oh?"
Lu Ming became energetic.
There are actually some acquaintances of my sister here?!
"Look here."
The Little Five Gods mysteriously pulled Lu Ming to the edge of the large group, and then quietly lifted up his clothes...
"hiss"
Lu Ming quickly turned around, "Isn't this bad?"
Ganli Niang!
How could he, an innocent boy, have ever experienced such a thing! Speaking of which, isn’t it said that the Sword Cultivator Association is full of straight men? Why is there such a thing?
"What's wrong with that."
Xiao Wu gave him a strange look, "This is the Medal of Glory!"
"Why?"
Lu Ming then turned his head and looked.
There was actually a long scar on Xiao Wu's belly.
Very deep.
Very ferocious.
"This is……"
Lu Ming was shocked.
"Hmm."
Xiao Wu stood up proudly, "I was fucked by your sister!"
Lu Ming: "..."
Xiao Xiaojian, who has been watching the fun: "..."
"My sister challenged you?"
Lu Ming somewhat understood.
"Um."
Xiao Wu was very proud, "Do you know why I am the youngest in today's team? Because I am a genius! The kind who is qualified to be challenged by your sister!"
"ha?"
Lu Ming was confused.
Are you qualified to be challenged by your sister?!
"Hey."
"I can tell you."
Xiao Wu talked about this with excitement, "Who is your sister? A super genius! Who is qualified to be challenged by her, which one will be weak?!"
"but me!"
"Among the people challenged by your sister, she is the youngest!"
Xiao Wu is proud.
Lu Ming: "..."
Mist grass!
So my sister is so awesome?!
Being challenged by my sister has become a benchmark?!
"That An Mingdong."
"Did you see that?"
Xiao Wu heheyile said, "This guy is very old. When your sister challenged her last time, he was there too. He thought your sister was here to see him because he is the oldest. It is said that he even changed into a new suit.
Put on your clothes, take a shower, and get ready for the challenge!"
"The results of it?"
"Your sister didn't even look at him and directly challenged me!"
"..."
Lu Ming was silent.
He suddenly understood why An Mingdong was targeting him.
Tsk.
Poor old man.
"That battle..."
When Xiao Wu recalled it, he was still fascinated, "Although I disarmed in just three seconds, it was still the most exciting time for me!"
"That feeling..."
“Although defeated, it is still glorious!!!”
Xiao Wu said proudly.
"..."
Lu Ming was silent.
It's over.
This kid is crazy...
No wonder he had to speak for himself, this guy turned out to be a fan of his sister! He took a look at the scar, it was really quite serious, is it still so satisfying to be fucked like this?!
but.
He was very surprised when he heard that.
If you really only have three seconds...what is sister drawing?!
Not even a thing arrived!
"Is it really only three seconds?"
Lu Ming asked.
"Um."
Xiao Wu said with certainty, "I was using my own swordsmanship, Nine Yang Swordsmanship. I learned it from the rotating blade of the soymilk machine. I have always been proud of it. Unfortunately, Miss Lu Yan looked at it for two seconds.
, one sword attack broke my swordsmanship, and I was defeated."
Lu Ming:???
etc.
I watched it for two seconds...
In other words, of the three seconds you have, the remaining two seconds are foreplay?!
I go!
Is sister so fierce?!
"so."
"I've been having a problem too."
Xiao Wu said a little embarrassedly, "Can you help me ask your sister later why she chose me in the first place?"
"..."
Lu Ming pondered for a moment.
To be honest, he was also very curious.
then.
He turned on the communication device and sent a message directly to Lu Yan asking about the matter.
"Thank you."
Thank you Xiaowu.
He once sent a message to Lu Yan, saying, 'Are you there?'. Three months later, Lu Yan replied, 'Are you there?', and then he was gone...
Later I heard that Miss Lu Yan didn't use the communication device very much.
Too.
Such a genius naturally spends his days practicing hard in seclusion.
"so."
"Add my contact information."
Xiao Wu said, "When we get out of the ruins and your sister replies, tell me."
He was talking.
I saw Lu Ming's communication device vibrating crazily. A person labeled "Sister" sent a series of messages. The avatar seemed to be Lu Yan... ???
Xiao Wu was at a loss.
Is Ms. Lu Yan’s communication device so good?!
"Well……"
Lu Ming looked at his sister's reply.
"Although An Mingdong is powerful, his swordsmanship is too conservative and is almost exclusively used by the association. He can see through the tricks at a glance, which makes it easier to fight. Although the guy named Xiao Wu is weaker, he has invented his own swordsmanship, which is very wonderful.
It took me two seconds to see through Lu Yan."
I see.
Lu Ming was filled with emotions.
It's this "very strange" and "it took me two seconds to see through" that are a bit eye-catching...
elder sister……
He is indeed a ruthless person!
then.
He explained it to Xiao Wu, and Xiao Wu was immediately satisfied.
"I will work hard."
Xiaowu said proudly.
He is very happy.
Because the idol recognized his self-created swordsmanship!
It just so happens that he has been obsessed with juicing recently, and developed the second form of Jiuyang Swordsmanship from the Jiuyang Juicer... He will definitely last two seconds longer next time!
Lu Ming: "..."
Such an unattractive child!
"rest assured."
"I'll cover you here."
Xiao Wu patted his chest, "Although I can't beat An Mingdong, I can still hold him off for a while. If he wants to cause trouble for you, remember to tell me."
"This guy is too old."
"It is said that when he returns from this operation, he will prepare to break through the Seven Stars. If he fails... there will be no need to participate in any activities in the future."
"You don't have to worry about him."
Xiao Wu was disdainful.
"What if it succeeds?"
Lu Ming was thoughtful.
"One in a million chance."
Xiao Wu sneered, "If he succeeds, I will stand on my head and swallow the big sword."
Lu Ming: "..."
Fine.
Sword cultivators indeed have unique skills...
It seems that even if the sword cultivator association goes bankrupt in the future, it will be fine for the sword cultivators to sell their skills on the street.
for a long time.
The two returned to the team.
On the road.
They also encountered monster attacks.
But in this developed area, the powerful monsters have basically been killed by the bosses, leaving only some ordinary ferocious beasts, which are nothing to worry about.
therefore.
This journey has been fairly smooth.
"Are you ok?"
Meng Shisan looked at Lu Ming with concern.
Lu Ming worked hard to prepare cards for everyone, didn't have a good rest for two days, and was misunderstood to take the blame... As the team leader, he naturally has to be concerned.
"fine."
Lu Ming smiled.
"If you have any difficulties, you must tell me."
"good."
Lu Ming nodded.
then.
Meng Shisan continued to lead the team forward.
Lu Ming looked at the map and saw that the location of the second anomaly was not far away, so he continued to be his own man in a low-key manner.
And just then.
Buzz
The wristband vibrates.
Why?
Lu Ming took a look and saw that it was from Xiaobai!!!
Something happened to the Sword Card Masters Association?
Lu Ming's heart skipped a beat.
He immediately turned on the communication device and took a look, "Master, do you remember the reporter who interviewed you last time published a column? Li Haoran."
oh?
Lu Ming's eyes brightened slightly.
Column!
He remembered.
Actually, it's just a small matter. As the president of the Internet Celebrity Association, Lu Ming naturally pays a lot of attention to it, especially the few times he is surrounded by reporters!
and after.
There is a community that wants to interview Lu Ming and give him a column or something.
Lu Ming thought for a while and agreed. After all, he had an obligation to promote the Sword Card Masters Association. Sometimes he could use his fame to promote it.
only.
Later, it took too long and I forgot about it...
Never thought about it.
Now it’s actually done!
"Where?"
Lu Ming asked.
"Huh?!"
"Master, haven't you arrived at the ruins yet?"
Li Haoran was amazed.
"Ahem."
Lu Ming coughed and said, "There is a net in the place of death this time."
"oh."
Li Haoran understood, so he sent Lu Ming the news about the column, "This."
"This community is called Weibo."
"I remember that the ID seems to be called "Handsome Ninety Degrees Below Zero". It has a customized column content for you and a finalized cover."
Li Haoran replied.
"good."
Lu Ming wrote it down.
Weibo...
Handsome minus ninety degrees...
Um……
He climbed up and took a look, scrolled down the news for two seconds, and the expression on his face suddenly froze. This horse is the cover of the column?!
On the cover.
He saw a sand sculpture with a middle-parted hairstyle, wearing an ancient fur coat, and a cross around his neck. The background was the special effects of the bombing... (Note 1: This cover is based on the cover of the first volume of the traditional Chinese book.)
certainly.
He was holding a card in his hand that was so ugly that he cried. ???
What the hell is this?!
Lu Ming suddenly felt a murderous aura gathering in his heart.
"Asshole!"
"How could I be so ugly?!"
Xiao Xiaojian was furious.
It is clear that his handsome self appears twice in this cover.
For the first time, in Lu Ming's hands, it was a model the size of a mobile phone. The background was dyed red, and an ugly lightning logo was placed in the middle.
Gone.
Red with yellow.
Color matching designer vomits blood.
The second time was in the title. Between the three words "card maker", I placed my own card. There was no lightning on it, only the word "card" was written on it.
The key is……
I even drew three stars below. ???
Xiao Jianqi's bangs are all green.
Why did Lao Tzu's majestic ancient sword become a three-star card with real estate currency?!
"Destroy them!"
"Destroy them!"
Xiao Xiaojian shouted.
"..."
Lu Ming was silent.
He took a look at Xiao Xiaojian's appearance and suddenly felt much more comfortable.
Take a look...
Although his appearance is a bit ugly, a bit earthy, and has an unconventional Wang Leehom look, it is still better than Xiao Xiaojian's look!
"Master!"
Li Haoran sent a message, "The reporter asked if it was okay? If it is okay, it will be finalized."
"Ask Xiaobai."
Lu Ming asked calmly.
"Well"
Li Haoran was a little embarrassed, "I asked Senior Sister Xiaobai..."
"What did Xiaobai say?"
Lu Ming was curious.
"Well……"
Li Haoran paused, "Senior Sister Xiaobai said that this portrait doesn't even have one ten thousandth of your appearance. She said she was going to destroy this company..."
"As expected of my newbie!"
Lu Ming was pleased.
"..."
Li Haoran feels wronged, I am also your disciple.
But after all, he is the acting president of the association. Although he also wants to destroy the company, this matter must be decided by the master.
"Then this column..."
Li Haoran asked cautiously.
"reject!"
"The release will only be allowed after Xiaobai agrees!"
Lu Ming said coldly.
"clear."
Li Haoran nodded slightly.
then.
Lu Ming then turned off the communication.
"That's it?!"
Xiao Xiaojian was furious, "Lu Ming, can you bear this?! I suspect this company has evil intentions and is trying to insult our reputation and destroy them!"
"Destroy them!"
"Destroy them!"
Xiao Xiaojian shouted.
"roll!"
Lu Ming said angrily.
Isn’t it just a cover? Isn’t it just a little ugly?
"That's a point?!"
Xiao Xiaojian couldn't believe it.
Have you ever seen such an ugly card?!
No!
It’s so ugly that I cry, okay?!
How will it face Xiaobai when it humiliates its appearance like this! How will it face Little Snake who is green from head to tail in the future!!
"Lu Ming, you have changed."
"You are no longer that Lu Ming who killed his entire family just because his enemies insulted you."
"You holy mother monster..."
Xiao Xiaojian thought in vain.
"..."
Lu Ming's face darkened.
Snapped!
Just slap him in the face.
He stuffed this stuff directly into the card, why are you talking so much nonsense!
…
ps: I finally got the traditional Chinese book. I originally planned to give it to everyone for an event, but I took a look at the cover... Otherwise, I might as well forget it.