Although he just discovered the problem of splashing water in the toilet, as a smart president, he did not expose this hidden threat rashly.
if not……
Qiu Shuyi may not even be able to save herself!
Um……
too close!
certainly.
From this aspect, we can also see how terrifying the enemy is!
these people……
Has it actually lurked in?
Lu Ming was a little shocked when he thought about it.
then.
He returned to the room.
"Little sword."
Lu Ming remained calm on the surface and said secretly.
"What are you doing?"
Xiao Xiaojian, who was building a wall, asked impatiently, it finally had a chance to be alone with Xiao Bai, could you please stop causing trouble?
Phew!
Phew!
While building the wall, it rubbed towards Xiaobai...
"..."
Lu Ming's face darkened, could he be successful?
"Something happened just now."
He passed the scene just now directly to Xiao Xiaojian.
"..."
Xiao Xiaojian was silent for a while, "That's it?"
"right!"
Lu Ming said seriously.
"..."
Xiao Xiaojian sighed, "You are already seventeen years old this year. You are no longer the boy you were when you were sixteen. Isn't it normal that you can't suppress a gun?"
???
Lu Ming's face darkened.
Ganlin's.
Who told you that at the age of seventeen you can’t hold back anymore?!
"You have to serve your old age."
Xiao Xiaojian sighed, "I have read your second grade biology textbook. You just can't hold back now. In two years, you may have bifurcated..."
"or."
"You go to the hospital to take a look?"
Xiao Xiaojian suggested.
"hehe."
Lu Ming just looked at Xiao Xiaojian coldly and smiled slightly, "Do you miss Brother Cat?"
"..."
Xiao Xiaojian paused.
never mind.
I spend a lot of time alone. If I were pushed to the ground and rubbed by Brother Cat in front of Xiaobai...it would be an embarrassment! Why bother?!
then.
It passed the message to Xiaobai through thoughts, Xiaobai passed it to Xiaobai, Xiaobai told Qiu Shuyi, and the news spread quietly like this.
soon.
Qiu Shuyi arrived.
"This way."
Lu Ming took her into the toilet.
Um……
Qiu Shuyi glanced at it.
toilet……
call out!
Qiu Shuyi's sword energy merged into the water and exploded directly into the bucket along the pipe. Unfortunately, nothing happened and there was no strange smell.
"no one."
Qiu Shuyi shook his head.
Lu Ming:→_→
strangeness.
I obviously felt something was wrong...
"fine."
Qiu Shuyi comforted him, "Next time you feel like the enemy, just call me."
"good."
Lu Ming nodded slightly.
"young people."
"You have to serve your old age..."
Xiao Xiaojian looked at the sky and sighed.
"hehe."
Lu Ming glanced at it and said, "If there is an enemy, it won't be me who is injured, because the first one to block the attack must be me, believe it or not?"
"..."
Xiao Xiaojian's body suddenly stiffened.
oh.
day.
I almost forgot about its new awakening: 100% resistance to attacks...
for a long time.
Everyone dispersed.
Lu Ming thought for a while and found that detectors were installed in the bedroom, in the toilet, and in various places. If there was someone there, they would be able to detect it.
but.
He was still confused.
Just now……
Is there really no one coming?!
Could it be...
Is it true that at the age of seventeen, I can’t hold back my emotions?!
No!
Fake!
It must be fake!
He believes in his physical fitness. Even if he is ninety-eight years old in the future, he will still shoot wherever he wants, and there will never be a splash!!
This is the dignity of men.
No doubt about it!
…
And at this moment.
Outside the Sword Card Masters Association.
Where people can't see, a shadow has appeared...
On the rafters.
sewer.
In the toilet.
Endless murderous intent brewing.
Brewing...
Brewing...
Then……
The brewing is gone.
The killers quietly retreated and returned the same way.
"what happened?"
"Qiu Shuyi is here!"
"Hiss—that Eight-Star Sword Cultivator?! Damn it, what is she doing here!"
"I heard she is Lu Ming's wife."
"Then why are you coercing? Kill Lu Ming and run away while she's not paying attention."
"No, we just thought of a problem. The sword intent in the body of a seven-star or above sword cultivator is full. Since she is Lu Ming's wife, it means that Lu Ming's body is enough to withstand the sword intent of an eight-star sword cultivator... An assassination on our scale
, is it still effective? Can it kill Lu Ming instantly with one blow?"
"..."
The killer was deep in thought.
Where are men most vulnerable?
Um.……
it goes without saying.
If anyone could withstand Qiu Shuyi's sword intent...
That means that it is impossible for their attack to kill Lu Ming instantly with one blow! But if it fails and Qiu Shuyi takes action, they will all be in trouble!
They are not afraid of death.
But it is not advisable to give it away for free!
Um……
Logical and rigorous.
Nothing wrong!
for a long time.
A sigh, "Back off."
then.
The killers retreated like a tide.
"Wait, where is the mistress?"
"fainted."
"???Why did you faint when you didn't do anything?"
"He lurked in the toilet of the Sword Card Master Association all night and prepared to take action. After receiving the news of the retreat, he became angry and his breath was disordered..."
"He fainted because his breath was disordered? When did he become so weak?"
"Uh, no, it was because after the breathing disorder, I inhaled some unknown substances in the toilet, and then..."
"???"
…
Sword Card Masters Association.
The disciples waited for another whole day.
assassin……
Didn't show up.
Even so, the disciples did not relax their vigilance and still patrolled the Sword Card Master Association, practicing in various places and blocking all blind spots!!!
finally.
They were sure: the assassins seemed to have retreated.
A sensational assassination crisis seemed to have disappeared because of the appearance of Senior Qiu...
The disclosure of the Sun Card prevented 99% of the dangers, and the remaining 1% was blocked by Senior Qiu Shuyi, so now no assassins appear!
but.
They know it very well.
The assassin's counterattack has just begun.
As the Japanese card ferments, this matter will become more and more serious. There will be more and more assassins. Even if only 1% of people come to visit, it will be a big problem!
finally.
There must be a result.
certainly.
That will happen in the future, right now...
The patrolling disciples always appear near the president's room from time to time, putting their ears to the door, wanting to hear something weird...
"No sound?"
"Yes, yes, it's different from what I read in the book..."
"Can I do it, President?"
→_→
…
And at this time.
Sword Card Masters Association.
somewhere.
A girl was sitting upright and recording something.
sand.
sand.
The quiet sound of writing.
for a long time.
The girl stopped writing, very satisfied.
————
"President's Daily Record"
Written by: Zhou Yun - On a certain day of a certain year, a certain month, Master and Senior Sister Xiaobai abandoned worldly views and slept together... On the same day, Master Qiu Shuyi arrived and chatted with Senior Sister Xiaobai hand in hand, like old friends...
The master's peerless charm and stunning appearance are evident.
——————
Um……
Perfect.
Zhou Yun put away her pen and sighed, "I'm really jealous~"
The master is the master after all.
Strong and confident.
Unlike that silly boy from her family...
Inferior and timid.
Sometimes, looking at the silly look of the boy in white, she felt cute and soft-hearted, and sometimes she was so angry and helpless...
Can't you be more confident?
Last time.
She remembers.
During the date, she said shyly, if I were fat, would you still like me?
She remembers.
The young man was stunned for a long time and said: Don't worry, I will treat you and your child well.
????
What kind of logic do you think this is?
child?
What child?
She didn't react for a long time, and she couldn't keep up with the boy's logic. The boy seemed even more sad when he saw Zhou Yun ignored her for a long time.
Then he said: "I know, I don't deserve it."
Then……
He left sadly.
Zhou Yun:???
Why is it so difficult for her to fall in love?!
Tired.
oh.
correct.
The source of these messes...
She thought about it and felt that she still couldn't let the boy mix with Li Ergou!!! She always felt that the boy was getting weirder and weirder now...
o(╯□╰)o
…
And at this moment.
somewhere.
In a corner of Tiandu City, Li Ergou was giving a lecture. Several people below were sitting together, listening attentively, full of desire for knowledge.
"remember!"
“What can impress people these days?”
"Love!"
"sincere!"
"what is love?"
"Doing good for each other is true love!"
"It's selfish to be good for yourself!"
"understand?"
Li Ergou was in high spirits.
He never thought that he would one day be a relationship mentor.
Actually.
The thing is also very interesting. He posted some of his own things on the Internet, and then...it became popular!!! People sympathized with him and asked for advice!
Li Ergou tried to answer some questions.
Then……
The fire is extremely hot!
therefore.
Li Ergou is now also a little celebrity in the online community.
Person -
Emotional blogger.
That’s right!
This is Li Ergou’s second identity now!
then.
Li Ergou is full of confidence.
He wants these people to understand what boundless love means! He wants those selfish loves to disappear, and he wants true love to spread throughout the world!
The happiness of the one you love is your greatest happiness!
"That……"
The boy in white suddenly asked, "What if she comes to you when she's pregnant?"
brush!
Everyone's eyes suddenly glanced over.
for a long time.
Everyone said with envy, "That means it's your turn!"
"That's right, my goddess is not pregnant yet... Wow, I don't know when she will be able to speak to me for more than ten sentences..."
"The same goes for the one in my family. You are still progressing faster..."
"Congratulations, brother."
Everyone was filled with emotion.
The boy in white:???
yes……
Is it like this?
He was in a trance.
It turns out that this kind of thing is normal?
"How about it, are you married now?"
someone asked.
"without."
The young man in white waved his hands repeatedly, "She, she doesn't seem to be very happy..."
"Does that mean you're not worthy?"
"It's also possible that you just misunderstood. She is just worried that the child's skin color is different, and she is not trying to irritate you..."
"Yes, yes, that makes sense."
"This kind of thing is all a misunderstanding. Just make it clear."
Everyone said it one after another.
The boy in white:???
Is this, like this?
Misunderstood?
Yun'er...
That's not right.
The president has the same skin color as me!
The young man is troubled.
And at this time.
Li Ergou on the podium also looked confused.
etc……
Why did this plot become so ♂♀?! He just said that he wanted to be affectionate, but he didn’t say that it would go to this point. Hey?! Your type has crossed the line!
This is a plot from station S, don’t post it here!
pity.
As the young man's true feelings were revealed, the people below began to share their own stories.
Someone has successfully won the goddess! Although the child has a different skin color...
Someone has obtained the qualification to accompany you, although you will only look for him when you are heartbroken...
Li Ergou:???
for a long time.
The get out of class bell rang.
The students left one after another and said they had benefited a lot.
Li Ergou:???
What did you learn?
He only taught less than one-tenth of the class he had registered! However, the money in his hand told him that he had actually taught a class!
He doesn't understand.
real.
turn out to be……
So you can be a relationship mentor?!
…
Li Ergou was very confused.
real.
in the past.
In his opinion, relationship mentors, relationship bloggers, and relationship influencers are very high-level existences, and this is why he became the current Li Ergou.
sincere.
sincere.
deep feeling.
until……
He himself has now become a relationship coach.
He just discovered, oh, sun, it turns out that any cat or dog can be a relationship mentor... It turns out that any bad story can be filled with chicken soup...
???
So confused.
Then in this confusion, the popularity became higher and higher.
even.
He has another one today - high-level consultation, which is very expensive and may be worth the consultation of ten classes of his own, just to enlighten the other party!!!
He didn't know until this time.
oh……
It turns out that money is so easy to make!
turn out to be……
You can make so much money just by talking blindly.
afternoon.
Li Ergou arrived at the location as promised.
There.
inside the room.
A young man sat there with a gloomy look on his face. He heard that his beloved girl died because of him, and he never came out of the shadows...
then.
Li Ergou downloaded a bunch of information from the Internet and started pouring chicken soup.
People...
That's it, just pour chicken soup and inject chicken blood, and maybe it will be fine. You can pour it upright, backwards, or even ejaculate.
In short.
Chicken soup is just fine for the taste.
However, what he didn't expect was that the other party was unmoved by these great principles. He talked for two hours, but the other party still looked depressed.
Just at this time.
Li Ergou realized one thing, this money is not that easy to earn.
but.
It doesn't matter.
Li Ergou also checked the information two days ago, and there is also a transfer psychological method, which is to find a more perfect and beautiful target to let the other party get out of the psychological shadow.
This is actually very simple.
It is said that people generally like the same type of person, it just depends on who you meet first.
for example--
What he loves deeply is that it is 5 points in all aspects.
What if you gave him a goal of 10 points in all aspects?
Even if he is not the person he loves deeply, but facing such a better person, maybe he will be moved, maybe, he will be less sad, maybe...
A new relationship will begin.
Um……
Nothing wrong.
then.
Li Ergou took out a virtual photo.
He thought about it, it was difficult to get photos in real life, and he had never seen many beautiful people, except Lu Yan, Qiu Shuyi, Senior Sister Xiaobai, Zhou Yun, Miss Tian, Yang Liuer...
But.
These girls may all be the master's harem.
He really doesn't mess around.
It would be troublesome if the other party really catches up.
Um……
then.
Li Ergou thought for a long time and cleverly created a virtual photo!
hehe.
How simple a thing?
Recently, the dating app mm has launched a function called cao, which allows you to create a mysterious photo by just changing faces and simulating.
Although it's very cheating.
Um……
Who is the most beautiful person at the moment?
Master!
So……
if……
hey-hey.
Li Ergou understood.
then.
When he placed an almost perfect photo in front of the young man, which never existed in reality, he clearly saw the young man's excited eyes...
Tsk.
really.
Master's beauty, both men and women can kill each other...
"Min'er!"
"This is Miss Miner's photo!"
The young man looked at Li Ergou excitedly, "Why do you have Lu Min's photo?"
"Lu Min?"
Li Ergou's body suddenly stiffened.
"right!"
The young man's eyes were filled with hope, "She's still alive, right?! This photo looks like it was taken recently! No wonder I didn't find her body!"
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
"Miss Min'er is indeed still alive!"
The young man was very excited.
"..."
"that."
Li Ergou wiped his sweat and flipped through the boy's information. Because it was the first time he had done this, he was so nervous that he didn't even look at the boy's information...