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Chapter 536 What a broken card!

"This thing..."

Lu Ming narrowed his eyes.

The tree lost all activity and gradually withered.

This flower...

Lu Ming's energy perception swept across.

I clearly felt that this newly formed flower was actually formed from pure energy. It absorbed all the essence of the tree!!!

Snapped!

Lu Ming smashed the flower in his hand.

Buzz——

A faint energy escapes.

A soft and fresh breath escapes and blends into the body, making your skin whiter, more delicate, and moister...

etc.

This familiar feeling...

Estee Lauder?

"What?"

Xiao Xiaojian was at a loss.

"A cosmetic."

"People in my hometown also like to use various essences."

Lu Ming is also very smart.

so.

The function of this product is? It’s a cosmetic?!

"..."

Xiao Xiaojian pondered for a moment, and then said with a look of disgust, "Do all the humans in your hometown use this?"

“What’s so weird about serum???”

Lu Ming was confused, glanced at it, and suddenly understood something, his face suddenly darkened, "Essence is three words, did you miss a word..."

"What's the difference?"

Xiao Xiaojian pouted.

It learns so fast and relies on half-guessing. After all, humans often create some weird word combinations...

As for xx water and xx liquid, you only need to have a general understanding of them.

He also knows what kind of essence this is.

"I'll tell you."

Xiao Xiaojian became more energetic, "The last time I read the biology book, I saw this thing..."

"Shut up!"

Lu Ming said angrily.

Ganli Niang!

I know how to read biology books all day long!

Would you like to have some success?!

"Essence refers to plant essence."

"The so-called cosmetics generally refer to the essence extracted from a certain plant."

Lu Ming explained.

"oh."

Xiao Xiaojian understood.

It turns out this is it...

Then it is no longer interested. Skin care will not help the reproduction plan!

“Hot chicken!”

Xiao Xiaojian said scornfully.

Lu Ming: "..."

彳庍口巴.

Anyway, I don’t expect this thing to do anything.

only.

What makes Lu Ming a little curious is that if plants bloom with this effect, then animals bloom...

Buzz——

Lu Ming killed a ferocious beast and successfully obtained an animal flower. Then he helplessly looked at the function of this flower, which was still whitening and skin care...

The flowering effect of the white beast: whitening.

Water beast blooming effect: Moisturizes the skin.

Fire beast blooming effect: remove oil.

The flowering effect of the earth element beast: removes acne.



And so on.

Lu Ming's face became darker and darker.

Unwilling to give up, he hunted another ferocious beast with no obvious characteristics, and the effect of the flowering was even more amazing - blackheads were removed.

Lu Ming:???

real.

this!

What!

Hot chicken!

card!

He originally thought that this flower-making card, made of flowers, could greatly increase combat power and so on...

The results of it?

Skin care!

cosmetic!

???

Who would want such a hot chicken card?!

"never mind."

Lu Ming rubbed his head.

This broken card...

Awesome six-star graphics card...

Function - skin care.

really……

Should have thought of it earlier.

The biggest pitfall of independent cards, four-star and five-star are like this! In the end, there are not many that can be used! But, my expectations for six-star are too high...

In this so-called "Six-Star Independent Card Collection", there should be only a few available in the end.

perhaps……

It would be nice to have one!

Thinking of this, Lu Ming felt much calmer.

but.

Although it's a badass, it's still a card I've never seen before.

Um……

Come up with a name.

Just call it a flower card, it’s simple and crude.

"Pooh!"

"I don't have any artistic ability at all."

Xiao Xiaojian sneered, "You still call me illiterate!"

"Then you want to be artistic?"

Lu Ming sneered.

"Hmm."

Xiao Xiaojian was proud, "The last time we shared consciousness, you had some thoughts. What is this kind of flowering art called Six Learning Cards..."

"Crack!"

Lu Ming raised his leg and kicked it down.

Six, your sister!

How long has it been since then and you still worry about it?

People like you will be beaten to death by Dou Yun with a stick from an old senior!

but.

The name "Huahua Ka" is really not good.

Disgraceful to politeness...

Disgraceful to the literary and sports circles.

Um……

Lu Ming thought for a while and decided to just call it a skin care card.

clean.

neat.

At this point, the first six-star independent card fusion test ended in failure!

Lu Ming also returned to the association disappointed.

Fortunately.

Although the night is already dark.

His room was no longer lonely after all, and the little girl was lying on the table sleeping soundly.

This girl...

Lu Ming laughed dumbly.

Too.

What's so disappointing about a card?

then.

He put Xiaobai on the bed.



The next day.

Lu Ming woke up.

Xiaobai has already prepared the meal.

only.

What surprised him was that today's meal was actually normal!!!

Huh?

Those weird things yesterday...

"No more."

Xiao Bai shook his head and said with some embarrassment, "This morning, He Xie, the president of the Rare and Ferocious Beast Protection Association, came personally and removed all our food materials..."

"ha?"

Lu Ming looked confused, "Is there still this association?"

"That's right."

Xiaobai nodded seriously, "They said that although we can't eat much at one time, we can't open our heads, otherwise we may eat these ferocious beasts."

"Isn't that a good thing?"

Lu Ming couldn't laugh or cry.

How can anyone protect a ferocious beast!

"No."

Xiao Bai thought about it for a moment, "What the old man said is that it seems that humans only like to eat some special ferocious beasts, and those ferocious beasts restrain those ferocious beasts with extremely strong reproductive capabilities..."

"so."

"For the sake of ecological balance, we cannot eat like this."

"Otherwise, after all the tiger and bear beasts are eaten, some ordinary beasts with no natural enemies will multiply on a large scale and cause great damage."

Xiaobai said truthfully.

"Well……"

Lu Ming understood.

Is it ecologically balanced?

Tsk.

Right.

Although the world is still in chaos, with the efforts of the big guys, a certain balance has been maintained. If it is really destroyed...

"Is there a fine?"

"OK."

Xiaobai nodded, "Because it was our first time, we only fined a few thousand. The old man said we must not do this again..."

"The Duma Turtle serves as a warning to others."

"A whole race is almost eaten out..."

"..."

Lu Ming was amused for a while.

Get your skin on!

look.

Are you being targeted by He Xie?!

but.

He himself has no interest in this.

After breakfast, Lu Ming focused on his own cards.

Um……

Skin care card.

Lu Ming paused.

I simply registered the card copyright for it. Instead of keeping this broken card to grow moldy, I might as well register the copyright and maybe earn some extra money.

Lu Ming thought of this.

only.

What he didn't expect was that Zhou Yun actually came to his door!

"Master!"

"I looked backstage and it seems you made a skin care card?!"

Zhou Yun is curious.

"yes."

Lu Ming smiled bitterly.

have to.

All the disciples came to watch the fun.

"This card..."

Lu Ming said in a deep voice, "Actually, it's just a side effect..."

"Can I try?"

Zhou Yun is full of expectations.

"ah??"

Lu Ming was in a daze.

try……

Try it?

etc.

What's going on?!

This world is not the world before!

Girls in this world have energy flowing through their bodies due to cultivation, so they look much fresher than people in previous lives.

Plus……

This world respects the strong!

so.

Almost everyone is practicing hard!

Even girls like Zhou Yun and Yang Liu'er always stay in seclusion whenever they have nothing to do and are very ambitious.

therefore.

Lu Ming never thought that they would be interested in skin care...

→_→

then.

He randomly condensed a picture, which blossomed from a potted plant in the association, and helped Zhou Yun use it.

"Wow!"

Zhou Yun was amazed.

"like……"

"It really works."

Zhou Yun said in surprise, "I can feel that my skin is more moisturized and firmer... and the pores can breathe more smoothly, and the changes are permanent!"

Then???

Lu Ming looked confused.

Have a request?

Can pore changes allow you to defeat your enemies?

Does moister skin make you stronger?

"Thank you, Master~"

Zhou Yun happily hugged Lu Ming and then left excitedly.

Lu Ming:???

etc.

This plot development is wrong...

Could it be that……

This card also has an invisible power boost?!

Um……

worthy of study.



And at this time.

What he doesn't know is.

somewhere.

In the corner of the association.

Several members of a certain youth group were discussing this with solemn expressions.

"What did you hear?"

They looked at the boy in black.

"this……"

The boy in black glanced at the boy in white hesitantly.

"It's okay, just say it."

The young man in white raised his head, looked out the window, looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, and said calmly, "Just tell me, I can bear it."

"I don't dare to get too close..."

The boy in black paused, "I just heard something tight, wet, etc..."

"..."

The young man in white slowly raised his head.

for a long time.

Wow cried loudly.

"fine."

The young man in black patted him on the shoulder and said, "Just get used to it."

The others also nodded.

after all.

It's not the first time...

"Woooooooo..."

"Why is it so painful to like someone~"

The boy in white shed tears.

"This is youth."

The young man in blue sighed, "Who didn't have a crush on the goddess several times when they were young? One day in the future, we will also look down upon her."

"We always think that the whole world is right in front of us!"

"However."

"In the future, we will also grow old."

"We will also meet the right person."

"We will also marry and have children."

"that time……"

"Think about it now, and you might just smile."

The boy in blue had a gentle tone.

His eyes were calm, revealing a calmness that had seen through the world of mortals.

He had been so troubled before.

but.

fine.

Now he has survived.

What a goddess, what a licker... After all, it's just the mark of youth... No matter who you are, you will eventually take this step when you are young.

"..."

Everyone was shocked when they heard this.

That makes sense!

yes.

Whose youth is not like this?!

Didn’t their parents only get to know each other when they grew up?

perhaps.

They were also otakus when they were young...

Just talking.

door.

Xiao Mingsheng came back with his schoolbag.

"Hello, senior brothers."

Xiao Mingsheng said hello obediently.

"Xiao Mingsheng is back."

The teenagers smile.

Then……

I saw behind Xiao Mingsheng, two little girls of the same age as him were following him, one on the left and one on the right, their little hands nervously pulling on the corners of Xiao Mingsheng's clothes.

"Brother Mingsheng, is this your association?"

"Wow, brother Mingsheng is so awesome!"

"Brother Mingsheng, can we go see the goldfish tonight?"

"Okay, okay."

Xiao Mingsheng said hello to the teenagers, "Goodbye, senior brothers."

Finished.

He led two girls into the association.

The boy in white: "..."

The boy in black: "..."

The boy in blue: "..."

for a long time.

The boy burst out crying.

Go for the chicken soup!

Go to the future!

I want a goddess!

I want a wife!

And at this moment.

The boy in purple gnawed on the chicken leg in his hand, looked at them blankly, and shook his head with some disdain. Ha, human beings are indeed fragile creatures...

certainly.

She is different.

suddenly.

He thought of that girl, the girl named Lu Yan.

She is so powerful!

That……

She is the goddess in his heart!

Hey.

He lowered his head.

Suddenly I felt that the chicken legs in my hand were more fragrant.



And at this time.

Lu Ming looked at the research data in his hand.

He was very sure that this card had no other effects. Miss Zhou Yun liked this card really because of its unique skin care effect...

is that so?

Lu Ming was very suspicious.

then.

He found Miss Tian.

"President."

Miss Tian came in a little shyly, "It's still daylight..."

Lu Ming:???

What’s more, it’s still bright!

"I have a card here."

Lu Ming simply went straight to the topic, "It's a six-star extreme skin care card. It can have certain beauty effects and zero combat effectiveness. Are you interested?"

"oh?!"

Miss Tian's eyes lit up, "Can I remove the blackheads?"

"Well--"

Lu Ming scratched his head, "Can I do it?"

"I want I want!"

Miss Tian said happily.

"..."

Lu Ming couldn't laugh or cry, "It doesn't matter if the combat effectiveness has not been improved?"

"certainly."

Miss Tian was very happy, "I can stay in the association, get your care, and be loved by the disciples just because of my appearance and figure. If it can be better, of course I am willing."

"cough."

Lu Ming coughed and said, "Miss Tian, ​​I want to correct you. I kept you because you were honest..."

"What if I'm a rough guy?"

Miss Tian blinked, "President, are you still willing to rescue me and bring me back?"

"..."

Lu Ming pondered for a long time.

Damn it.

A question that cuts straight to the soul!

If it's a man... a rough guy...

possible.

You might have been beaten to death by yourself on the way...

→_→

"Look."

Miss Tian was shy, "This shows that external appearance still has some effect. Therefore, people will try their best to bring out their own advantages. If Master is interested..."

"cough."

"never mind."

Lu Ming quickly sent Miss Tian away.

joke.

Something will happen if you stay any longer!

but.

After some investigation, he discovered that girls really value this!

It's just that wearing makeup on weekdays is a waste of training time. However, if you can look better without affecting your combat effectiveness, who wouldn't want to?

Don't talk about the girls.

Even the singles from the association are here!

"Master."

Li Haoran coughed and said, "I heard that you just successfully researched a skin care card..."

???

Lu Ming was confused, "You want it too?"

"Um."

Li Haoran was a little embarrassed, "Master, I'm still single..."

"What's the use of this card for men?"

Lu Ming couldn't laugh or cry.

"Master."

Li Haoran sighed, "Of course you won't care about your good looks. But for us rough guys, it would be great if we could optimize it."

"All right."

What can Lu Ming say?

have to.

No need to test anymore.

As long as it doesn't affect the combat effectiveness, let alone the girls, even the men will be attracted...

This is not the case.

Except Li Haoran.

Even Zhang Yang came in a wheelchair...

"cough."

"Lu Ming."

"I heard you have a new card here..."

Zhang Yang said slowly.

Lu Ming: "..."

He suddenly felt that the value of the card in his hand might be far beyond his imagination!

once.

There is a man named Ma who has mastered female psychology and has become a legend and the father of countless people. And now...

Lu Ming was surprised to find that he also had this opportunity.

Um……

Skin care card...

Lu Ming smiled slightly.

certainly.

Since the disciples like it, Lu Ming gives priority to the disciples, and they can also test it for free...

only.

Female disciples can do anything!

Lu Ming still imposed restrictions on the male disciples of the association, "Male disciples can remove acne, blackheads, and skin care, but they are absolutely not allowed to whiten their skin!"

"Why?"

Li Haoran didn't understand.

“Have you ever heard of beauty procedures?”

Lu Ming asked.

"I've heard of it."

Li Haoran nodded.

Some early software had this function.

"Have you ever noticed that girls will become beautiful after being beautiful, while boys will become weird?"

Lu Ming's tone was faint.

"It seems so."

Li Haoran scratched his head, "Why?"

"Why else?"

Lu Ming sighed, "Because...the whiter a man is, the more feminine he is."




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