Chapter 542 The anti-gravity skirt is an insult to Newton!
This card...
Lu Ming was inexplicably a little scared.
So, after experiencing flowering and burying flowers, the function of this card becomes flowering? The problem is, you don’t want everything to bloom!
What's going on with chrysanthemums?!
Who? Tell you, that thing is also called a flower?!
"I remembered."
Xiao Xiaojian suddenly said, "I remember Brother Cat said that because you are the master, the idea of the original card fusion is based on your own heart..."
"so……"
Xiao Xiaojian looked at Lu Ming suspiciously.
"I didn't! I'm not! Stop talking nonsense!"
Lu Ming rolled his eyes.
joke.
Chrysanthemums and stuff...
That was circulated on the Internet in a previous life!
What netizens said!
It's their fault!
I have a close relationship with him!
When he joined the IT company, he was also a fresh graduate with a kind heart and a pure heart! Who knew he would be poisoned by Internet words...
Um……
Netizens’ fault.
Nothing wrong.
"Just say so."
Xiao Xiaojian is too lazy to argue with this master now.
after all.
If you argue too much, you will be beaten.
Now that it has the Internet, you go to major forums every night to argue, and no one knows who you are across the network cable, so you can argue as much as you want!
Comfortable.
And at this moment.
The girls who had been broken by the Hundred Flowers Formation also got up one after another. They only thought that Lu Ming had used some means to forcefully break their formation, so they used it again.
Buzz——
Array of flowers condensed.
Lu Ming raised his hand and threw down a card.
puff!
Flowers bloom.
The formation collapsed.
The girls were sent flying out again.
"The formation has been broken..."
Zhang Rui's face looked a little ugly.
The Hundred Flowers Formation is based on hundreds of flowers, interconnected with each other, and the energy maze is as tight as a flower bud. No one has ever been able to forcefully break it open!
especially--
Same level!
Lu Ming, how could he...
"I heard that he has the ability to leapfrog..."
Someone whispered.
"Understood."
Zhang Rui said coldly, "Then we have to fight hard."
"Sisters!"
"kill!"
brush!
A stream of light and shadow swept across.
Dozens of girls are coming towards Lu Ming, each of them is a six-star. The ones headed by Zhang Rui are even more powerful. They want to fight hard!
Lu Ming is also a six-star beginner!
They also have an absolute advantage and can trap Qixing temporarily!
Lu Ming...
Of course they are not afraid.
only.
it is a pity.
Lu Ming is never afraid of group attacks.
When the Hundred Flowers Formation was there, because of the special nature of the formation, it maintained its unique stability and balance, so Lu Ming had no way to deal with them.
And now...
brush!
Raising his hand, Lu Ming threw out a card.
Buzz——
The card escapes.
Fall at your feet.
Dozens of girls who rushed forward suddenly turned 720 degrees in the air and hit the ground with their faces, and some even did a mid-air split.
puff!
Blood spurts out wildly.
The girls were seriously injured again!
Damn it!
Zhang Rui gritted his teeth and wanted to kill him, but with every step he took, his heart sank.
This power...
"Array?"
Zhang Rui is horrified.
"Chessboard array."
Lu Ming said indifferently.
Without the restrictions of the Hundred Flowers Formation, Lu Ming had plenty of ways to kill them!
"oh?"
Xiao Xiaojian's eyes lit up, "Can I contribute a gameplay method to you?"
"roll!"
Lu Ming's face darkened.
Ganli Niang.
Can you please stop worrying about that nonsense at this time?
"Chessboard array..."
Zhang Rui was silent.
Is Lu Ming's formation so terrifying?
Obviously.
She doesn't know that this formation was once a card that tortured even a seven-star! With their six-star strength, how could they possibly block it?
but.
She is smart after all.
Almost instantly, she thought of the best way, and it was exactly the same as the one before.
"Sisters!"
"Flying Flower Formation!"
Zhang Rui said coldly.
brush!
Light and shadow flicker.
The girls flew into the sky one by one, with flying flowers twinkling under their feet. They actually flew up! They stepped on flying flowers and danced in the air, which was beautiful and imaginary.
"interesting."
Lu Ming narrowed his eyes.
"yes."
Xiao Xiaojian also looked up, "What a short skirt."
"..."
Lu Ming was silent.
Can we keep a low profile?!
but.
anyway.
Lu Ming was also surprised to find that although their skirts were short, there was nothing unusual about them. Even if they were in the air, they would not be affected——
This kind of thing has a general name called anti-gravity skirt.
Together with mosaic, they are called the two poisons of gentlemen.
"kill!"
Flying flowers are coming.
A pink figure came towards me.
And our Lu Ming just sighed deeply, "It doesn't matter whether you have a skirt or not... But you actually dare to provoke Newton. This is unforgivable..."
then.
He waved his hand and threw out a Newton card.
Buzz——
The card escapes.
The flying figures withered in an instant, and fell like dumplings, smashing back into the chessboard array in various different postures.
How could it be possible for you to fly in front of Lu Ming!
especially--
Such low-level flying skills.
…
The battle is over.
soon.
It's also very easy.
What Lu Ming is most afraid of is the kind of players with extreme combat power, such as the girls condensed under the Hundred Flowers Formation and the real six-star extreme bosses.
As for the rest...
They're all cannon fodder.
Whether it is elimination cards, checkerboard cards, Newton cards, or demolition cards, all group attacks can be turned into a joke.
Want to besiege Lu Ming?
Innocent!
"Now, can you explain it to me in detail?"
Lu Ming smiled.
"snort!"
Zhang Rui just sneered.
"How about you try that medical card just now?"
Xiao Xiaojian suggested.
???
Lu Ming was confused, "Where did I get the medical card?"
"cough."
Xiao Xiaojian coughed, "Just that card that can treat constipation for the elderly..."
"???"
Lu Ming suddenly came back to his senses.
Your uncle's!
That’s called a bloom card!
The flowers are blooming, what a beautiful name, what cures constipation!
"You should be satisfied."
Xiao Xiaojian rolled his eyes, "It's good that you didn't call Guanchang Card. What kind of bad card are you doing? You don't know it?! Hurry up and try the effect."
"..."
Lu Ming's face turned dark.
Damn it.
I'll beat you to death sooner or later!
but.
Having said that, he was really curious as to what effect this card had.
first.
1. It can break the flower formation. Other formations are unknown. Although Lu Ming wanted to use this card to break the formation, he did see flowers blooming just now...
so.
There is a high probability that other formations should be ineffective.
2. The ferocious beast on which I cast the card flew all the way, pursuing nature.
chrysanthemum……
"try again?"
Lu Ming had an idea.
"girl."
"You really don't want to say it?"
Lu Ming was helpless.
If possible, he naturally does not want to force a confession.
"snort!"
Zhang Rui sneered.
then.
Lu Ming raised his hand.
Buzz——
Nothing happens.
Lu Ming looked at Zhang Rui, and there seemed to be no change.
Ineffective on humans?
Lu Ming became energetic.
then.
He tried it on everyone one by one, and was finally sure that the bloom card was ineffective on humans!
???
Zhang Rui and others looked at Lu Ming blankly, what did he want to do?
fine……
fine.
Lu Ming breathed a sigh of relief. The function should be different from what he imagined.
Ha ha.
He just said it.
He is a normal cultivator with unparalleled looks and a pure and kind heart. How could he have such a hateful card with blooming chrysanthemums? Hahahahahahaha...
call out!
A ferocious beast flew by.
Lu Ming raised his hand and threw a card over, wanting to test the effect.
puff!
Dung balls fell one after another, like missiles, falling from the sky...
Lu Ming:???
Coming again?
etc.
Something doesn't seem right.
Lu Ming fell into deep thought, this card...
then.
Lu Ming found some more ferocious beasts to test, and tested them several times on the girls.
finally.
The function of this card is determined——
bloom.
Can make all energy things bloom.
That’s right!
energy!
This is the point.
Because the beast's body is extremely powerful, almost all of its energy is in its body! The physical body contains a huge amount of energy, with energy accounting for more than 99%!
For ferocious beasts.
Energy is the most stable structure of the body!
Therefore, they were affected by Lu Ming, and humans, even energy warriors who majored in the body, currently only accounted for 50% of their energy.
certainly.
As for whether it has any effect on energy warriors...
That's all there is to it.
"after."
"Let's call you Blooming Card."
Lu Ming was pleased.
Bloom card, his first six-star extreme advanced flash card.
Then……
It's the girls.
The bloom card is invalid for them, what should I do?
However.
What he doesn't know is.
The girls were already panicking.
They watched helplessly as Lu Ming tested on the passing ferocious beasts, produced such terrifying effects, and tested on them again and again...
Can you not be afraid?!
Is it okay to be directly incontinent?!
then.
Just when Lu Ming was distressed, Zhang Rui took the initiative to explain everything - from the time when the Water Elementalist Association found them to when they came out to solve the task.
Everything.
Even the three dimensions of the girls were explained.
Lu Ming:???
Who? I want to hear this from you!
but.
Assassination...
"Isn't this kind of thing usually done by assassin organizations?"
Lu Ming was curious.
"The Assassins don't take orders."
Zhang Rui was helpless, "As soon as the Assassin organization heard that they wanted to assassinate you, they immediately refused, so they found us..."
"Not taking the order?"
Lu Ming was a little surprised.
oh?
Has he now gotten so involved with the Assassin Organization that they don't even dare to take orders?!
"Um."
Zhang Rui nodded, "I heard that the source of the news was untrue and was being confirmed, but we investigated and found no problem, so we took the call..."
Zhang Rui regretted a little.
really.
The Assassins are not fools!
There is indeed something wrong with Lu Ming's news. This kind of fighting power...
I'm afraid it's already comparable to Qixing!
They were indeed tricked!
"Where is your president?"
Lu Ming said coldly, "Let her come over and talk."
"I am."
Zhang Rui was dejected.
???
Lu Ming was confused, "You?"
"Um."
Zhang Rui felt ashamed, "Since my master passed away, I have been the only descendant of Baihua Sect..."
"Is your master a grandmaster?"
"Um."
Zhang Rui felt very ashamed, "Our Baihuamen is a small association, and disciples are passed down from generation to generation. Unfortunately, I have failed to live up to my expectations, and I have not yet broken through to become a master."
"How many disciples are there in your association?"
Lu Ming was curious.
"It's all here."
Zhang Rui said honestly.
"..."
Lu Ming was shocked.
so.
Your entire association is involved in this mission?!
Understood……
He has sorted it out now.
Co-authored.
This Baihuamen Association actually doesn’t have a single seven-star! God knows, their Sword Card Master Association has a seven-star card maker to support its appearance, okay?!
"I know seven stars!"
Zhang Rui whispered, "My master said that I have great potential."
"Fine."
Lu Ming sighed.
"How many times have you done this kind of assassination mission?"
"first."
"real?"
"Really, if we weren't too poor to open the pot, we wouldn't do such a thing."
Zhang Rui whispered, "Besides, our plan is to catch you, and we don't intend to actually kill you."
"Your attitude just now was not like that."
Lu Ming curled his lips.
Who are you fooling?
Where has that cold killing style gone?
"That's what it says in the book."
Miss Zhang Rui silently took out a book from the package, and Lu Ming took a look at "Thirty-Six Rules That Assassins Must Observe" and "Assassin's Self-cultivation".
Show a few teeth at the corners of your mouth to express a sneer...
How to appear colder...
How to look more fierce...
etc.
Each item is written in great detail.
Lu Ming:???
"sorry."
Zhang Rui was convinced.
The girls also stood waiting for processing.
"Well……"
Lu Ming fell into deep thought.
Let go?
What a pity.
killed?
It seems even more of a pity.
He once had a serious discussion with Miss Tian about the advantages of appearance and gender, and determined the role of appearance. After all, didn’t he also have this factor?
Right.
As they say, you only care about what is missing.
Graduates complain every year that the academic qualifications of college students are devalued, and certificates are just rubbish. But they don’t know that college students are constantly running into obstacles because of their academic qualifications, and they are working hard to study on their own and apply for junior college to junior high school...
Brother Ma and Brother Wang lament every day that money is the most useless, because on the basis of hundreds of billions, money is just a number to them... When they hit a wall in business negotiations, they didn't dare to pretend to be this b. To put it bluntly
It has already existed, or it has existed now, and it will be ignored when there are too many.
Only what you don't have is what you want.
And what about Lu Ming?
is also like this.
Precisely because my appearance is at the top level, I never feel that appearance has any effect, and I will ignore the huge value of appearance!
Why is the beauty effect recognized on the Internet?
Very simple.
They are not as handsome as Lu Ming...
Um……
Got it.
Lu Ming smiled slightly.
It seems that I still have to analyze it from the perspective of the public in order to get the truth. I have to admit that human beings are indeed superficial creatures...
"???"
"What does it have to do with humans?"
The little fox glanced at Lu Ming, you are obviously superficial, okay?
Look at the male protagonist of other fantasy novels. He kills decisively and proves his virtue by killing his sister!
That's a real man!
pity.
Under Lu Ming's hegemony, it didn't dare to say anything.
And at this moment.
Zhang Rui and others were also anxious, waiting for Lu Ming's trial. Seeing Lu Ming brooding there without speaking for a long time, she was very worried.
"What are you thinking about?"
Zhang Rui used honorifics.
"I'm thinking……"
Lu Ming said casually, "Would you be scolded if I advise you to be good..."
ha?
Zhang Rui and others were at a loss.
What... just become a good person?
…
for a long time.
Lu Ming returned to Tiandu City.
The disciples came out to greet him as usual.
However.
This time.
The disciples were silent.
Everyone looked at the dozens of young girls brought by Lu Ming in shock. They were stunned for a long time and didn't come back to their senses. Wu Cao, is Guilin Chang so powerful?
I have long heard that the president has the habit of picking up people when he goes out...
Picked up the senior sister.
Picked up the second senior brother.
Picked up countless geniuses...
but.
They never thought that when the president came back this time, he would pick up dozens of young girls! Especially the girl in the middle, with that figure...
"No wonder the president is in poor health."
The pharmacist sighed.
It seems.
His project will start soon.
At this rate, it won't be long before the president will need backup pipelines...
worry.
…
"Come."
"Let me introduce it to you."
"These few will be the Sword Card Masters Association from now on..."
Just when Lu Ming was about to introduce Zhang Rui and the other girls to them, he suddenly felt a strange force vibrating within his body.
Cold.
Biting.
There is also an ultimate comfort.
boom!
The soul trembles.
The world suddenly became clear at this moment. Lu Ming could clearly feel every dust and drop of energy, and he even felt like he was in control of the world...
fantastic.
And very weird.
now.
Even Cat Brother, who was sleeping in the sea of consciousness, woke up at this moment.
"Meow..."
The black cat was covered in fur and staring at something.
"Well--"
Lu Ming covered his chest and felt the surging power. He could clearly feel the extremely cold power...
for a long time.
That power faded and everything returned to normal.
Just now……
It seems to be just an illusion.
However.
Lu Ming's expression turned ugly.
Cold...
Extreme...
A sudden clarity of talent...
If he guessed correctly, it seemed to be that damn crystal! That...crystal that shouldn't have appeared in his body in the first place!!!