Little Fatty, brother will let you know soon why the flowers are so red!
but.
The only thing that pleased him was that Zhang Xiaopang's illusions were very simple. Basically there was only one girl, one room, and the character model was relatively vague.
Blurred face...
dreamy scene...
It's almost impossible to see the real face.
how to say?
Um……
This is why myopic students feel that there are beautiful women all over the world.
Because it’s hazy and beautiful.
This is the image of Lu Ming in this illusion.
Perhaps because there is only one photo, Xiao Lu Ming's role is relatively vague. Under normal circumstances, it is impossible for anyone to recognize him!
Um……
After all, this is women’s clothing!
Even put on makeup!
In short.
It has nothing to do with the current Lu Ming.
They look completely different, and their temperaments are even different.
"I'm a real man!"
Lu Ming was very sure.
He was sure that he didn't have the sissy temperament and weak little Shou personality like Xiao Lu Ming. He was a real man, the type who could do the Transformers!!!
"No one will come out for sure."
Lu Ming relaxed slightly when he thought of this.
Go back first, and then call this guy Zhang Xiaopang over. He decided that he must take care of this guy this time. This kind of guy really can't be tolerated.
Return to the store.
Lu Minggang was about to contact Zhang Xiaopang.
"Master, you are back~"
Xiaobai came over happily.
"Um."
Lu Ming rubbed her little head.
Xiaobai accidentally saw the small card in his hand and looked surprised, "Ah, Master, you look better after putting on makeup."
Lu Ming: "???"
Depend on!
He looked at the photo and then at himself. How did he recognize this?
They are clearly two people!
"What are you talking about?"
Lu Ming looked solemn, "How could this be me?"
"Why?"
Xiaobai was confused.
She took a closer look and saw that this was Master.
"You admitted your mistake."
Lu Ming said seriously, "According to surveys, out of every 80 million people in this world, there is one person who looks like you, not to mention, this one is a woman!"
"All right."
Xiaobai is a little confused, is that so?
"Yes."
"good."
Lu Ming touched her head and said, "Study hard and don't worry about this mess."
"Okay."
Xiaobai then went to study.
When she left, Lu Ming broke into a cold sweat.
Fuck pear girl!
Scared to death!
No, no, this matter must be resolved quickly. Lu Ming contacted Zhang Xiaopang immediately.
only.
What surprised him was that this guy didn't answer the phone!
beep--
beep--
Just endless busy tones.
"Don't dare to answer?"
"Are you going to hook up with a girl again?"
Lu Ming frowned.
If he usually doesn't bother to pay attention to it, now he must find this guy.
So, Lu Ming went to Teacher An to learn about Zhang Xiaopang's itinerary, and was surprised to find that this guy had been out for a few days, but he never went to school!
And where Xiaopang lived, he didn’t go back for several days!
This is even more unscientific!
Based on his understanding of Zhang Xiaopang, he always carries his luggage with him wherever he goes! Sometimes even when he comes to the store, he carries his bag!
What’s more, traveling far away?
After all, his wife is inside!
problem occurs?
This was Lu Ming's first reaction.
after all--
It is very dangerous to work for people who have been in the gray area for a long time.
not to mention……
Zhang Xiaopang is also dangerous!
for example--
Some people go to other places to meet netizens and never come back.
Lu Ming thought for a while, with Zhang Xiaopang's pissing ability, if a cute girl invites him to go to another place, he is really likely to go with her!
Cheating!
It’s a miracle that this guy can survive to this day!
Missing……
Lu Ming checked online and found that there were actually many missing cases in the suburbs of Qingming City. Because everyone can practice cultivation, it seems to be more dangerous!
No need for fairy dance at all!
The girl herself may have explosive fighting ability, okay?!
problem occurs!
Lu Ming finally realized the problem.
What's all this about?
Did this guy have too much contact with the gray crowd and got himself involved?
never mind.
Ask the principal to help you check.
Think of this.
Lu Ming took out his cell phone again, but just when he was about to call the principal, his cell phone suddenly rang from an unknown number.
"Hello? Is this Lu Ming? Your friend Zhang Xueyao is here..."
A calm voice said.
"roll!"
Lu Ming hung up the phone without hesitation.
Really are……
There is no privacy at all.
He must have exposed something when he was searching for missing information on the web just now.
He has seen too many such things.
As a programmer, he is very clear about these search mechanisms. The other party is likely to set 'missing', 'hospital', 'tuition', etc. These are key words. Once you search for these things, your information will be sent
There are some people who correspond to you and commit fraud.
"I thought only Baidu would do this."
Lu Ming sighed.
I didn’t expect that such a thing could exist in this world!
Scam...
hehe.
Don’t even look at who Lu Ming is!
At this moment, Lu Ming's cell phone rang again, "Hello? Is this Lu Ming? Please don't hang up, we are..."
"Is Zhang Xueyao at your place?"
Lu Ming asked calmly.
"Uh, yes."
The person there was obviously caught off guard by the question.
"I do not want it."
Lu Ming sighed, "I'll give it to you."
"Snapped!"
Lu Ming hung up the phone again.
are you crazy!
Damn it Zhang Xueyao, why don’t you call me Lu Xueqi!
fraud!
Lu Ming curled his lips.
Then, he suddenly felt that something was not right. He looked carefully at the unknown number. Why did it feel so familiar? Oh, come to think of it...
This is their Qingming City police phone number.
Telecom fraud?
This was Lu Ming's first reaction.
Many people would use fake base stations to imitate police numbers for fraud, but he took a look and simply called the number himself.
Not a callback.
Instead, he called the official number directly.
"Hello."
A familiar voice came from the other side.
Um……
That's the one just now.
"A true law enforcer."
Lu Ming rubbed his head.
"Yes."
The person opposite was obviously used to it, and he couldn't laugh or cry, "Please come over here, your friend Zhang Xueyao is locked up here because of some things."
"oh."
Lu Ming finally understood.
But……
Who is Zhang Xueyao?
He really doesn't remember.
Could it be someone from the last mine operation?
Um……
No impression.
Oh, it's possible that a girl who admires me secretly keeps her phone number. If she is in danger this time, she can only contact herself.
Um……
This is possible!
Lu Ming perked up and asked, "What is the crime?"
"that."
The person on the other side paused for a moment and then said, "Whoring."
Snapped.
Lu Ming hung up the phone decisively.
Damn it!
What the hell is the crime of prostitution?
Why call yourself!
"Hey Hey hey?"
The other person was speechless for a while.
this……
for a long time.
The phone call came through again.
There was a moment of silence between Lu Ming and the person opposite him through the phone. He could only hear the other person's breathing...oh, no, breathing.
"Why don't you come over?"
The person opposite was very helpless.
Currently he can only find this contact information.
"But I really don't know Zhang Xueyao."
Lu Ming sighed.
Forget it if it is other crimes...
Whoring?
What a joke!
What if he goes and is deemed to have a business relationship? How do you know each other? Hey, client, tsk tsk, so you also...
Lu Ming shuddered.
Go to hell!
Even if I kill you, I won’t go!
"All right."
The other person could only give up and muttered, "I know this damn fat guy is a liar..."
"???"
"etc."
Lu Ming suddenly stopped him, "Did you just say, damn fat man?"
"Um."
Confirmed on the opposite side.
"..."
Lu Ming pondered for a moment, "Excuse me, is the Zhang Xueyao you call a fat man with a body shape like a ball, legs as short as a dog, and a brain as big as a gourd?"
"You know him?"
The other side was surprised.
If you look at this description, you will see that he is familiar.
"It's really this guy!"
Lu Ming was stunned.
Zhang Xueyao?
What kind of deceiving name is this?
No wonder Zhang Xiaopang actually calls himself Zhang Xiaopang, and even lets everyone call him that. It turns out that his real name is Zhang Xueyao!
Destroy three views!
Such a picturesque name...
etc……
Just call it that name, whoring...
Lu Ming felt a little dizzy.
"I'll be there right away."
He hung up the phone and prepared to go out.
"Master, are you going out?"
Xiaobai blinked.
"yes."
Lu Ming sighed, with a slightly ferocious look in his eyes, "I will rescue a teddy beast that went astray as my master, and when I come back, I will make it into dog meat soup for you to drink."