Chapter five hundred and eighty-two must have a sense of ceremony at the end of the year.
Tiandu City.
Sword Card Masters Association.
Lu Ming silently put away the gloves given by Brother Boxing. He no longer wanted to continue the discussion about black and flesh color. Now he could only rejoice...
Fortunately, Brother Quan didn't say the word "original taste".
otherwise……
I really can't explain it clearly.
"Master, Master~"
Xiaobai raised his head curiously, "What is original flavor?"
"..."
Lu Ming coughed and said, "It's new. The original flavor means that the original flavor has not changed, and it's just created."
"oh oh."
Xiaobai understood and said happily: "Everyone seems to be giving away clothes during the New Year, so next time I celebrate the festival, I will give you a set of original clothes~"
"..."
Lu Ming fell into deep thought.
Xiaobai’s...original clothes?
etc.
Why did the painting style suddenly become mosaic...
→_→
"cough."
"There's no need for clothes."
Lu Ming coughed and touched Xiao Bai's head.
"oh."
Xiaobai blinked, "Then what does Master want?"
"Um……"
Lu Ming was funny, "It will be great if our little Bai grows up healthy and cute~"
"This doesn't count."
Xiaobai thought about it seriously, "Junior brother Haoran said before that as the New Year is approaching, let everyone think about their wishes so that there is a sense of ceremony."
"A sense of ritual..."
Lu Ming came back to his senses.
yes.
For big holidays, the sense of ritual is a big deal.
No matter how bad you are on weekdays, as the new year is approaching, you should make a summary and write a report. Even if you don’t ask for help, you will still be a bad fish next year...
for example--
I hope love will be abundant next year...
I hope my career will go well next year...
I hope you can update it if you like it...
And so on.
is it possible?
impossible.
but?
A summary is still needed.
Desires still have to be there.
There still needs to be a sense of ritual.
Although everyone knows that it is unlikely to be achieved.
cough.
"Has everyone prepared their wishes?"
Lu Ming was curious.
"Yes, it is."
Xiaobai was happy, "Junior Brother Haoran's wish is that we can become one of the top ten glorious associations."
"..."
Lu Ming was silent.
This thing of wish...
Sure enough, it can only be a wish.
this thing……
It's really a dream.
why?
Lu Ming checked it out and found that, in addition to the wheel battle that the dean mentioned, there was a year where the rules of the competition were more screwed up and there were more grandmasters than anyone else...
You read that right!
The comparison is, actually, whose family has the most grandmasters!!!
Think about it.
Is there possible hope for the Sword Card Masters Association?
nonexistent.
Any branch will beat you up!
therefore……
A wish is a wish.
It is also good to let the disciples think more.
"There is also fourth junior brother."
Xiaobai said happily, "He hopes to win the championship and title opportunities in all competitions next year, so as to bring glory to our association!"
"Well done."
Lu Ming sighed.
Take a look.
The crispy salted chicken is still cute!
"OK."
Xiaobai was also very happy, "Fourth Junior Brother said that the association is his family. In the past, it was because of the master, and now it is also for the future and the Yan family!"
"..."
Lu Ming fell into deep thought.
How does this have anything to do with the Yan family?
"Oh, right."
Xiaobai blinked, "Junior brother also said, let Master work hard, one is a student, two or three are okay, so he will be less stressed..."
Lu Ming:???
Ganli Niang!
Why is it that only one child is born?
What does it mean?
etc.
Crispy Salted Chicken...
Xiao Yousheng...
hiss--
Lu Ming suddenly had a terrible guess. This guy couldn't see it, could he?
No!
impossible!
Xiao Yousheng looks like this...
It's just a little bit similar.
Right.
There is no evidence that...
"Master."
"Look at this."
Xiaobai raised the photo of the communicator.
That was from Yan Suyafa.
There is a little girl on the photo, and there is a note behind it: "Hahaha, this is my New Year's wish when I was seven years old. At that time, I only wanted lollipops."
"..."
Lu Ming took a look at the face that was exactly the same as Xiao Yousheng's.
Silence fell.
oh……
It turns out that he is exactly the same as Yan Suya when she was a child?!
etc.
"How come you have Yan Suya's best friend?"
Lu Ming was curious.
"Junior brother's sister."
Xiaobai blinked.
"..."
Lu Ming glanced at her suspiciously, why was he so unbelieving?
Then.
He grabbed it and took a look.
"Master!"
Xiaobai stamped his feet.
I hate it.
He's always using his hands and feet!
Um……
Lu Ming took a look and opened Xiaobai's friend list. He was surprised to find that after classifying his daughter and Jiang Feng's son, there was actually another one——
Harem management.
Lu Ming opened it in a daze and found that it was filled with familiar names.
Gao Xiaoqing.
Tian Xuejing.
Qiu Shuyi.
Yan Suya.
…
Etc., etc.
"People just divide it up casually."
Xiaobai said coyly.
"..."
Lu Ming was amused for a while.
This girl...
Co-author, you included all the women I came into contact with?
"Why don't you put Senior Chen Yin in too!"
Lu Ming said angrily.
"Senior Chen Yin is different..."
Xiaobai sticks out his little tongue.
Then.
Suddenly he raised his head, blinked and looked at Lu Ming, "Does Master like..."
"..."
Lu Ming's face darkened.
"ah!"
Xiaobai suddenly screamed, "The water is boiling, I'll boil it!"
Then he left in a panic.
Lu Ming:???
never mind.
He watched Xiaobai run away speechlessly, this girl...
Right.
Go to the window.
Lu Ming watched the disciples become excited one by one. Li Haoran made a blackboard summarizing wishes and placed it in the square for the disciples to express themselves.
Above, Lu Ming saw all kinds of strange wishes.
——"I hope to reach the peak of six stars next year!"
Um……
He is a good disciple.
Lu Ming was very satisfied.
——"I hope to develop a card myself next year!"
good.
ambitious.
Lu Ming was very pleased.
——“I hope my neighbor Chen’s son is in good health and everything goes well.”
???
etc.
Lu Ming looked confused.
——"I hope the goddess can be happy with him. The goddess is weak, so I hope he won't be so rough."
???
Lu Ming fell into deep thought.
Baihuamen has come in, and the association still has a dog licking?!
——"I hope to find a good owner next year - a certain Kaling."
Um……
good.
It seems that the promotion and management of the spiritual body department are also excellent.
——"I hope to kill Xiao Xiaojian next year and become Lord Lu Ming's Kaling!"
Xiaoxiaojian:???
Ganli Niang!
Are you so ambitious?!
…
There are many messages.
It’s densely written all over.
Lu Ming swept away the items line by line, feeling very pleased.
association……
Sure enough, it developed.
This year is the beginning year of the association. Although it is not qualified to become the Honor Association, it has been nominated... ahem, can a candidate be considered a candidate?
next year.
Um……
They will definitely have a chance next year!
Lu Ming thought so.
"Master."
“What are your wishes for next year?”
Li Haoran asked in a deep voice.
"I?"
Lu Ming was in a daze.
Xiaobai asked, and so did Li Haoran.
desire……
He really doesn't know.
perhaps……
Is the Sword Card Master Association becoming stronger?
No.
Too vulgar.
Lu Ming pondered for a long time and gave him the answer, "World peace."
"..."
Li Haoran also paused for a long time, "Master, the word "he" you mentioned... is still "nuclear"?
"What do you think?"
Lu Ming said angrily.
Then.
Let Li Haoran get lost.
Um……
desire……
In other words, expectations for the new year are more important.
then.
He paused and asked Xiao Xiaojian, "What is your wish for next year?"
"I?"
Xiao Xiaojian was stunned for a moment, then he cheered up, "Ask Xiao Bai, if you can give me a Xiao Xiao Bai original card set..."
"roll!"
Lu Ming went up and kicked him.
Original flavor, your uncle!
Sooner or later I will destroy you!
Can you be a little more reserved?!
"what the hell."
Xiao Xiaojian muttered, "Don't you want Xiao Bai yourself..."
"What did you say?"
Lu Ming's face darkened.
"without."
"Didn't say."
Xiao Xiaojian felt aggrieved, "I didn't want to say it, but you insisted on asking, and then you hit me after asking."
"..."
Lu Ming sighed.
Woman's mouth.
Xiao Xiaojian also works very hard on weekdays.
then.
He paused and said, "Change it."
"oh."
Xiao Xiaojian thought for a while, "I hope the reproduction plan can be implemented as soon as possible... For things like giving birth, I think someone with experience like Senior Chen Yin would be good..."
boom!
Light and shadow flicker.
The little sword was kicked into the wall and couldn't be pulled out.
snort!
Lu Ming snorted coldly.
Just? Can’t think of something normal?!
never mind.
Anyway, I have asked what I need to ask, and I have a sense of ritual... Wait, Lu Ming suddenly remembered that there is one person he has not asked...
perhaps.
then.
Lu Ming paused and took the initiative to come to the sea of consciousness.
"Brother Cat?"
Lu Ming said softly.
"..."
The black cat woke up and glanced at Lu Ming.
"Brother Cat."
"What are your wishes for the new year?"
Lu Ming asked.
"..."
The black cat looked at Lu Ming like he was having sex.
Lu Ming:→_→
"Brother Cat."
"cough."
"This is an activity of the association. Everyone has asked about it, and Kaling is also involved. I thought that if you have any needs, you can tell me and I will try my best to help you."
Lu Ming said truthfully.
"..."
The black cat's eyes softened a lot.
Um……
As long as it's not Lu Ming and Xiao Xiaojian's often ridiculous behavior, it's fine.
A wish?
It's really a bit confusing.
then.
The sea of consciousness fell into silence.
Rare.
The black cat's eyes were a little confused.
It has existed for countless years, and no one has ever asked it, what is its wish?
What are your goals for the new year?
What is it?
is alive...
yes……
And at this moment.
opposite.
Lu Ming was also very worried.
After waiting for a long time, there was no answer from Brother Cat.
"Brother Cat?"
Lu Ming was a little helpless.
The black cat opposite remained silent.
Lu Ming: "..."
It’s not easy!
Desires are related to needs.
Improve combat effectiveness? No need, Brother Cat himself is extremely strong. Improve quality of life? No need, what does the sea of consciousness want. Little female cat? Brother Cat has been castrated, no need.
Well……
Also a possibility……
Is Brother Cat a female cat?
its not right.
Lu Ming mentioned before that he was looking for a little tom cat, but Brother Cat was scolded by him!
but.
Now think about it.
Could it be that Brother Cat is too reserved?
Um……
possible!
Hey.
Lu Ming became energetic.
then.
While Brother Cat was in a daze, Lu Ming subconsciously looked under the patch of hair...
boom!
A dark shadow flashed.
boom!
There was a loud noise.
Lu Ming immediately flew out and hung on the wall.
"Hahahahaha!"
The little sword music is broken.
"idiot!"
"You actually want to take a peek at Master Cat!"
"Don't you know this is a taboo?"
Xiao Xiaojian thought for a moment before speaking.
this time.
It won't make a mistake.
"I just want to confirm it."
Lu Ming sighed, "It is rumored that cats will turn blue when they reach a certain age, so I suspect that Brother Cat was castrated... There is no harm."
"cut."
Xiao Xiaojian sneered, "How do you know Brother Cat hasn't gone green..."
boom!
Another dark shadow flashed past.
The little sword also flew out and hung on the wall.
One big and one small.
Neatly.
Lu Ming: "..."
Xiao Xiaojian: "..."
for a long time.
One person and one card skillfully dug themselves out of the wall.
never mind.
No need to ask.
Lu Ming shook his head.
What is Brother Cat’s wish?
Lu Ming wasn't sure, but thinking about the mark on Brother Cat's butt, and the pain of being unable to get up even though his butt was burned... Who should I talk to to reason with him?
so.
Yes.
next year--
Just try to get rid of that mysterious figure who is staring at Brother Cat!!!
regardless--
How strong he is!
"Isn't your goal too big?"
Xiaoxiaojian is a bit scary.
What kind of existence is that?
Even Cat Brother can hunt him down!
you sure……
Next year?
"cough."
Lu Ming coughed, "Wishes are meant to be illusory... Don't you think those disciples who hope that the author will be more illusory?"
"..."
Xiao Xiaojian was stunned.
Mist grass.
That makes sense!
It was speechless.
"Then I want it too."
Xiao Xiaojian was full of energy, "I want to catch up with Xiao Xiaobai!"
"good."
Lu Ming helped it write it down.
Um……
If Xiaobai likes this product...
…
afternoon.
Lu Ming suddenly received news from his sister.
"Sister, are you back?"
Lu Ming was delighted.
"No."
Lu Yan shook her head.
"ah?"
Lu Ming scratched his head.
Not back?
Then the meaning of this communication...
"Can I help you get anything?"
Lu Ming said seriously.
"No."
Lu Yan thought for a while, "I just want to wish you a good year in advance..."
Lu Ming:???
sister!
Why are you joining in the fun!
Lu Ming cried.
etc.
Happy New Year in advance...
"Sister, are you a grandmaster?!"
Lu Ming was delighted.
"yes."
Lu Yan smiled, "How do you know?"
Lu Ming: "o(╯□╰)o"
Because you, the masters, all say New Year’s greetings like this… How wonderful would it be if you just say New Year’s greetings for the year after next too!
"A bit too early?"
Lu Yan smiled and said, "It's mainly because there is a difficult road ahead and there may be no signal, so I wish you a happy New Year in advance."
"No signal?"
Lu Ming's expression became serious.
joke.
My sister is here, is there any place where there is no signal?
To know.
In the past, my sister was able to build a signal tower in the center of the Far North!
And now...
"Sister, where have you been?"
Lu Ming said seriously, "How long until it comes out?"
"have no idea."
Lu Yan was helpless, "We were walking smoothly, but later we discovered that the direction seemed to be reversed..."
Lu Ming:???
direction……
Inverted?
Damn it.
Do you know how long you have been gone?!
If this goes the other way...
Lu Ming suddenly understood what his sister meant when he said that he might not be able to come back for the New Year...
have to.
I really have been in the far north.
"I see."
Lu Ming couldn't laugh or cry, "Please pay attention to your safety."
"Um."
Lu Yan nodded slightly and suddenly asked, "What is your wish? Although I can't go back now, you can tell me first and I will help you prepare."
"..."
Lu Ming shrugged, "Let's have world peace."
"Um."
Lu Yan understood.
"Let me think about it..."
"As for nuclear weapons... I remember that the Zhao family is involved in research and development, and several other families are also slightly involved. Master and I can help you get a shot at that time..."
"I just don't know, which association do you want to defeat?"
"Card Creators Association?"
"It's not bad to throw it to their headquarters..."
Lu Yan began to analyze.
Lu Ming:???
Is your sister so violent?!
After finally convincing his sister to leave, Lu Ming wiped his hands from the cold sweat. There were so many violent people around him! He is such a kind person...
Or……
Do they misunderstand themselves?
then.
Lu Ming pondered for a long time and called Li Haoran over.
"Haoran."
"exist."
"You said, if an association bullies us, what should we do?"
Lu Ming said.
"Destroy them!"
Li Haoran is very straightforward.
Lu Ming:???
Is this so violent?
Why.
This guy……
As long as you have some kindness in yourself, it won't be like this...
"Haoran."
Lu Ming said softly, "Associations can't be so violent. We should keep a thin line as human beings and everything will be easy for us. We must be kind and don't do anything evil..."
"Yeah?"
Li Haoran was in a trance.
But……
But Master always cuts the grass and root out the roots...
Take a look.
This time, even other branches were directly annexed!
but.
soon.
He realized it clearly.
"Master, I understand."
Li Haoran said in a deep voice.
"very good."
Lu Ming was pleased.
After all, he is his disciple.
look.
Still like him, with a pure heart...
"what do you mean--"
Li Haoran said sincerely, "No matter how many associations we destroy or how many times we trick them, we must remain friendly with them on the surface..."