A large number of new people joined the association, and the association suddenly became busy.
Because it had not been too long since the last time the card maker branch was destroyed, Zhou Yun put all the new disciples in the review period in one go.
nowadays.
The number structure of the Sword Card Master Association has also changed.
There are several disciples waiting to be reviewed by the association (card makers merge disciples, new entry-level disciples are reviewed).
Second-generation disciples of the association: several (disciples of the First Academy such as Ye Liangfei, disciples of Baihuamen, Rainbow Youth League, etc.).
Disciples of the first generation of the association: Li Haoran, Zhou Yun and other senior officials of the Card Makers Association and heads of various departments.
Association President: Lu Ming.
Family members of the president: Xiao Bai, Xiao Mingsheng, Xiao Yousheng.
"Um……"
Zhou Yun tidied it up and was quite satisfied.
Since the master has given her this task, she will definitely do it well.
certainly.
There is another question, that is Senior Chen Yin...
this……
Where to put it?
Disciple of the first generation?
Not quite appropriate.
After all, Senior Chen Yin currently has no achievements.
Second generation disciple?
It doesn't seem appropriate either.
then.
She thought about it, and it seemed that Senior Chen Yin could only be placed in the president's family category for the time being...
after all.
Senior Chen Yin has been taking two children with him for the past two days.
Um……
The wet nurse is also considered a family member.
Nothing wrong.
…
And at this time.
President's Office.
"Is everything going well with Zhou Yun?"
Lu Ming asked.
The HR department must be under a lot of pressure recently.
"fine."
Li Haoran said in a deep voice, "The young man in white and others were dragged into becoming young men. It's not a big problem."
"That's good."
Lu Ming was pleased.
"A strong man?"
Xiao Xiaojian muttered, "This..."
"Shut up!"
Lu Ming's face darkened, "If you dare to drive, I'll beat you to death!"
Xiao Xiaojian: "..."
I just don’t drive anything.
Is it the kind of card that can be used for racing?!
Say it again.
This word is so weird!
"I just want to say, isn't the boy in white from the card maker department? Can they help me if they can review it?"
Xiao Xiaojian said.
"..."
Lu Ming glanced at it suspiciously, "Is this what you wanted to ask just now?"
"yes."
Xiao Xiaojian is innocent.
"..."
Lu Ming was full of doubts.
Lu Ming always maintained a high degree of vigilance for Xiao Xiaojian, who was committed to the reproduction plan and was ready to launch the plan at any time, hoping to lead Lu Ming into a ditch and completely transform into a male protagonist in a small S-style novel.
"Don't worry."
"Zhou Yun will take care of it."
Lu Ming said calmly.
When someone helps, he feels relieved.
As for undercover...
hehe.
What a joke.
Working undercover in the Sword Card Master Association, you still want to get out?
…
And at this time.
Spiritual body department.
The spirits are also having a serious meeting.
The spirits gathered together. What they held in their hands was the information for the new disciples. Xiao Xiaohu stood on the stage with a solemn expression and a leadership style.
"Have you seen it?"
asked the little fox.
"seen it already."
The spirits said in unison.
"very good."
Xiao Xiaohu was very satisfied, "Because there are too many entry-level disciples this time, we won't let them choose. This time, it's up to you to choose the most suitable disciple!"
"You have to make sure that your strength matches that of the other person."
"after all."
"This is your future."
"Understand?"
Xiao Xiaohu said in a deep voice.
"yes!"
The spirits are in high spirits.
finally……
I have finally waited for this day!
In the past, only one disciple would enter the school at a time, and they would be screened among their numerous spiritual bodies.
And now...
Finally it's their turn to choose!
Every qualified spirit body can choose disciples, and their mission is to test, influence and turn them into qualified sword card masters.
"very good."
"remember."
"Our spirit department is the core of the Sword Card Master!"
"Only if you collect better data and give me more information, can I customize something special for you, do you understand?!"
said the little fox.
"Understand!"
The spirits howled.
but.
A weak spirit raised his hand and said, "Fox, what is a special thing?"
"cough."
Xiao Xiaohu coughed and said, "Don't worry about this. The president casually said it last time, about being able to use it freely, special skills and so on...
cough.
do not worry about it.
In short, only with detailed data can I customize the system for you!"
"oh."
The spirits seem to understand but not understand.
What the president said...
That must have some profound meaning.
A certain door...
Um……
It sounds like a rare ancient culture, and the president is indeed knowledgeable.
"Now……"
"I'll roll your name."
Xiao Xiaohu said in a deep voice, "Sequence 1, Toilet Essence."
"exist!"
"Your goal is..."
The little fox looked at it.
"I heard that among the disciples coming this time, there is a cultivator who was once a water element master. He is proficient in water control and has whirlpool attack methods. He is a good match for me."
Toilet essence is very calm.
"besides……"
"Boss."
"My official title is Master of the Bathroom..."
The toilet spirit tries to correct the little fox.
"I got it, toilet cum."
The little fox nodded slightly.
Toilet Essence: "..."
"Sequence Two."
The little fox glanced at it and immediately scratched his head, "The spirit of the bathroom???"
It took another look to make sure it was correct.
He knows toilet semen.
after all……
Old and wise.
Although it claims to be the master of the bathroom, everyone calls it toilet essence. Therefore, although this product is powerful, it cannot be promoted every time...
but……
The little fox remembers that there is only one toilet sperm!
This sequence two bathroom spirit...
"What is your true body?"
The little fox looked at the spirit coming out.
"snort!"
The bathroom spirit stood proudly, "My true body is a toilet brush."
"..."
The little fox was in a trance.
horse……
Toilet brush?
etc.
Can this thing become a spirit?
To know.
The appearance of the toilet spirit is so unique that it required the sacrifice of a master to appear! Therefore, it is the only one among the thousands of spirits in the spirit department!
And the toilet brush…
No matter how you look at it, it’s even more impossible, right?!
"How did you become a spirit?"
The little fox is curious.
"Brushed with the Grandmaster's blood."
Toilet brush calms down.
"Sacrificed another grandmaster?"
The little fox was shocked. What's wrong with the grandmaster now? He likes to go to the toilet to die?
"no."
The toilet brush pondered for a moment, "I'm brushing the toilet brush..."
"..."
The little fox was silent.
oh.
Understood.
The grandmaster who sacrificed toilet semen...
The toilet brush is for cleaning.
Then……
He also became a spirit.
A grandmaster sacrificed and two spiritual beings were born.
this……
Real? Fantasy.
"Women's mouth."
Xiao Xiaohu was convinced, "The target you chose is..."
"That water elementalist."
said the toilet brush.
"..."
The little fox sighed, "I remember there was only one water elementalist."
"That's right!"
Toilet Brush proudly said, "I am the most suitable for him."
"fart!"
The toilet spirit was furious, "You are a gift, but you are trying to steal the owner from me!!! You are just a brush that was given when I bought the toilet..."
"Pooh!"
The toilet brush sneered, "I remember that the store said buy one get one free. From this point of view, we are equal! Maybe I will give it to you if you buy it."
"???"
The toilet spirit was furious, "There is such a shameless creature like you in this world!"
"hehe."
The toilet brush dismissed it and said, "Without me, you wouldn't know how dirty you would be, and you still have the nerve to rob me."
"Pooh!"
The toilet spirit was angry, "You have the nerve to say this?! You rubbish cheapie, hard and burping, every time I wipe it, you get scratches!!!"
"This is called the miracle of great strength!"
The toilet brush said proudly, "How else can I clean it for you!"
Other spirits: "..."
Little Fox: "..."
You tell me.
What is this thing?!
"Shut up!"
Xiao Xiaohu's face darkened, "You two, get out and cause trouble, or I will destroy you together."
brush!
The two spirits fell silent.
"Now."
"The third sequence, tiger spirit..."
"The fourth sequence, dishwashing liquid..."
…
for a long time.
The roll call is complete.
All spirits are dispatched to fully monitor the target.
As Xiao Xiaohu said, only the most comprehensive data can tailor the system for them, so every move of the new disciples is monitored.
Who is undercover?
Who is the spy?
It's clear at a glance.
certainly.
This is only the first step.
After finding out the details of the target, Xiao Xiaohu took action and customized the most suitable data for the spirits, striving to influence them quickly.
then.
This night.
A familiar voice echoed in the disciples' ears.
Every……
These are all things they dream of.
"Ding - the big undercover system is activated. Congratulations, host, you will become the most powerful undercover agent in history..."
"Ding - the big harem system is launched. Congratulations, host, I will help you to have the richest harem. You can also redeem the harem by completing tasks. The products we have are - steel dolls, mercenary dolls, the same style as Lu Ming
, salmon model, etc.”
"Ding - the big leverage system is launched. Congratulations, host, you can get leverage value by raising leverage, so as to exchange for different leverages. The products we currently provide include - bronze levers, black iron levers, silver levers, etc.
Let you lift the bar more smoothly."
"Ding - the big bitch system is launched. Congratulations, host, you can obtain bitch points by committing bitches, and then redeem the corresponding abilities..."
"Ding--"
…
brush!
brush!
Spiritual body department.
An energy computer is fully operational.
All systems and all data are on it and do not count as flickering.
This is the core of the spiritual body department.
at the same time.
It is also the deputy director of the spirit body department. Its body is a computer. It has calculation capabilities and super strength that far exceed all spirit bodies!
therefore.
The little fox affectionately calls it - Ji Jing.
brush!
brush!
Data flashed on the machine body.
It calmly analyzed the progress of each system and monitoring data, and then suddenly stopped on a certain data...
This product...
Same style as the president?!?
"Are you sure it's okay?"
It's a little worrying.
How dare you make fun of the president!
"cough."
"This can increase your persuasiveness."
Xiao Xiaohu whispered, "You also know that our president's appearance is unparalleled in the world. Only in this way can we defeat the enemy faster."
"It always feels bad."
Ji Jing is very worried.
"You just worry about it."
The little fox curled his lips, "I didn't say that, Jiji, you have to be like me..."
"Don't call me Jiji!!!"
Ji Jing was furious.
You are so clever!
Your whole family is smart!
I am the spirit of computers, not ferocious beasts like you!
"..."
Xiao Xiaohu paused and spoke again, "Xiaoji..."
Ji Jing:???
This nickname? It’s not as good as Ji Jing, okay?!
"..."
Xiao Xiaohu was helpless, "Then what do you want to call it? You can't repeat the words."
"snort!"
Ji Jing sneered, "The president once gave me a name! He said that I am a rare person in the world with a physique that can be both 1 and 0..."
"therefore!"
"The name given to me by the president is..."
"Binary!"
Ji Jing said proudly.
Little Fox:???
I always feel...
Something is not quite right.
…
And at this time.
A pleasant day has passed.
Lu Ming also received the latest news about the Glory Ceremony - this year's strongest defense profession has actually fallen into the hands of the Earth Elementalist Association!
"real or fake?"
Lu Ming was shocked.
It’s not a shield repair this year?!
then.
He learned about it and was surprised to find that in the duel about defense, the boss of the Earth Elementalist Association directly brought a mountain...
Then……
There's no after that.
really……
Every association has its own trump card!
"What's the prize tomorrow?"
Lu Ming asked.
"The strongest length."
Li Haoran said in a deep voice.
Lu Ming:???
long……
length?
Wucao, are you really starting to fight for size?
"It is the length of the association's origins and history."
Li Haoran explained, "There will generally be no competition for tomorrow's awards. It will depend on which association has the longest history. This needs to be demonstrated."
"oh……"
Lu Ming understood, the liberal arts competition...
boring.
Say it again.
The Sword Card Master Association was established not long ago, so there is no way to join it.
If you are shorter than anyone else...
Not a problem.
→_→
"Do you want to participate?"
Xiao Xiaojian suddenly became energetic.
"..."
Lu Ming glanced at it and said, "What do you think?"
"sure!"
Xiao Xiaojian was full of energy, "You can't do it, but I can! I have vaguely remembered some of the origins of the Tianshui Sword, and it can be applied to the Sword Card Master."
"Anyway, just put forward a hypothesis and then prove it!"
"I think it's okay!"
"Come!"
"Call daddy!"
"I will pass on the origin of the Tianshui Sword to the Sword Card Master Association... Then, you will say that the Sword Card Master is an ancient profession with countless years of history..."
Snapped!
Lu Ming walked over with his big feet, and the little sword was hung on the wall again.
Something wrong?
Who? Enter this contest!
They are the Sword Card Masters Association, not the Historical Archeology Association!
What’s the point of getting this award?
No!
Say it again.
Announcement of the Tianshui Sword will only make the Sword Card Master under the radar.
after all……
Who doesn’t know that Sword Card Master was created by Lu Ming?
so.
Cheating.
Meaningless.
"I will not attend the Glory Ceremony."
Lu Ming was very calm, "The life career award, the market of the Card Creators Association that we compete for, and other awards, even if we win, it is meaningless."
"Where are the Ten Glory Associations?"
Xiao Xiaojian sneered.
"..."
Lu Ming shook his head.
They never expected that glory.
It's also impossible.
These days, the most important thing is the cooperation with the Archer Association and the Array Master Association!!!
…
night.
With the recent surge in popularity of the Sword Card Masters Association, the benefits have also improved a lot.
The association's originally fixed dinner has changed from potato rice bowl to stir-fried river crab, crispy river crab, braised river crab, braised river crab, etc.
"Master~"
"What kind do you like to eat?"
Xiaobai blinked.
"Pan Fried Dumpling."
Lu Ming smiled slightly, "You have to put live river crabs into the oil pan and fry them to make them taste delicious."
"Okay~"
Xiaobai went to make arrangements.
And our classmate Lu Ming smiled slightly, hiding his merit and fame.
Um……
If he calculated correctly——
The Archers Association should be coming soon.
…
And at this time.
somewhere.
A middle-aged man put down the book in his hand.
lady……
Madam has been going to the Sword Card Master Association for a while.
Although she said that she had found her own path and determined to become a sword card master, he always felt that something was not right about this matter.
especially--
Every time we communicate.
then.
He pondered for a moment and communicated to the Sword Card Master Association again.
This time he was smart. Instead of contacting his wife, he called the personnel department of the Sword Card Master Association anonymously.
"Hello."
On the opposite side was a message answered by a little girl, "This is the Sword Card Masters Association. Do you have any questions?"
"Is Miss Chen Yin in your association?"
The middle-aged man asked in a deep voice.
"Chen Yin?"
The little girl was a little confused, "I don't know... I just came in and am still in the review period. I have been very busy recently... Just wait..."
"ah……"
"found it."
The little girl was delighted, "Miss Chen Yin is from the president's family."
"???"
Middle-aged people are confused.
meeting……
Chairman’s family?
etc.
When did Madam become Lu Ming's family member?
"Can I ask her who she is?"
The middle-aged man asked in a deep voice.
"sure."
The little girl took a look and said, "These are all public, let me take a look...the standard identity here seems to be...nanny???"