The matter of the man in black was finally resolved, and just when he thought Lu Min's identity could finally disappear, Wang Xuan, a bastard, actually came forward to propose marriage...
???
What a ghost for him to propose marriage!
Didn’t Lu Min get killed by him?!
etc.
Lu Ming always feels that this plot is not quite right...
Look.
In Wang Xuan's case, Lu Min was killed by him in Qingming City, so Wang Xuan could transform and continue to become stronger from the second-generation salted fish...
Is not it?
Now this plot...
"don’t worry."
Xiao Xiaojian comforted, "Maybe he just knows that you are Lu Min."
"oh."
Lu Ming nodded subconsciously.
Then……
More panic, okay?!
grass!
If this guy knew that Lu Min was him and still came to propose marriage, wouldn't he become the legendary ♂♂Knowing a Man♂♂1010101♂♂?
Protruding!
In short.
Lu Ming thought about it for a long time. The best way at the moment seems to be - silence?
Um……
He calculated Wang Xuan's combat power and found that it was feasible.
…
However.
at this time.
Wang Xuan spoke.
"I really like her."
Wang Xuan said embarrassedly.
"..."
Lu Ming's face turned dark, "What do you like about her?"
"Her character."
Wang Xuan's eyes were full of admiration, "Her gentleness, her kindness..."
"to be honest."
Lu Ming's face darkened.
"Good-looking."
Wang Xuan said honestly.
"..."
Lu Ming frowned.
It's true that I have good looks, but Wang Xuan's words don't seem to be lies. So, the question is, when did Wang Xuan know Lu Min's character?
His exchange with Lu Min...
The most important thing is, isn't it the black and white photos hanging on the wall?
oh.
Your communication channel mainly relies on incense.
That's it.
Can you know Lu Min’s personality?
Do you know that Lu Min is gentle?
or……
"She has been dead for a long time."
Lu Ming looked calm, "Do you want to have sex?"
"..."
Wang Xuan smiled bitterly, "I know she is still alive, you don't have to lie to me."
"oh?"
Lu Ming's eyes twitched, or?
so……
"Did you see her again later?"
Lu Ming's heart moved slightly.
"Yes."
Wang Xuan recounted the encounter during that time.
"I see."
Lu Ming sighed, "I'll go ask."
"good."
Wang Xuan is full of expectations.
…
And this time.
When Lu Ming returned to the room, Li Ergou was already waiting there.
"What are you doing here?"
Lu Ming glanced at him.
"that……"
"Master."
Li Ergou wiped his sweat, "What if I said... I said what if, when I transformed and went out, I was accidentally mistaken for Lu Min. What should I do?"
"???"
Lu Ming's eyes focused, "Tell me?"
then.
Li Ergou explained the situation at that time. He did not expect that such a person would actually exist by just taking a photo and pretending to be a master dressed as a woman.
Cried.
"fine."
Lu Ming thought for a while, "In this way, I will help you get married soon, and I can also ask Miss Tian to prepare it for you quickly... After all, haha."
"..."
Li Ergou's face turned green.
"Master!"
"Give me a way to survive!"
Li Ergou burst into tears, "I'm not suitable for this kind of job. I have hemorrhoids..."
"What did you do early?"
Lu Ming said lightly.
"I was wrong."
Li Ergou cried.
He was just working as an emotional expert to make extra money...
"never mind."
"You figure it out yourself."
Lu Ming sighed, "I don't want to have any side effects."
"Thank you, Master!"
Li Ergou was delighted.
…
for a long time.
Wang Xuan left with tears in his eyes.
Lu Ming:???
"Have you become Lu Min again?"
Lu Ming's face darkened and he looked at Li Ergou.
"without."
Li Ergou said very straightforwardly, "I just wrote a Lu Min diary using the identity of Zeng Lu Min, and then handed it over to Wang Xuan."
"oh?"
Lu Ming took a curious look.
He really wanted to see what kind of diary could make Wang Xuan leave so simply.
——
x day x month x year, sunny.
According to rumors, there is a hard rock at the end of the sea, which symbolizes the ends of the world and the beautiful expectations for love. So, I went to the East China Sea...
——
etc.
Isn’t this the date when the East China Sea was filled in?
oh.
so……
"That's right."
Li Ergou said with an honest smile, "I'm really dead this time."
Lu Ming: "..."
It’s so easy!
Can.
He just liked the plot, it was clean and neat.
but.
at this time.
Li Ergou came over mischievously, "Master, Wang Xuan told me that the first time he saw Lu Min was in Qingming City, so at that time you..."
"Come."
Lu Ming smiled slightly, feeling chilled.
for a long time.
The medical department welcomed a new patient.
"Here he comes."
Zhang Yang said hello while lying on the hospital bed.
"(*^▽^*)"
The little fox also expressed welcome.
Li Ergou: "..."
Why do you think his mouth is so weak?
…
And at this moment.
After sending Li Ergou away, Lu Ming turned his attention to the East China Sea.
after all.
Currently, the majority of the Sword Card Masters Association's income comes from ticket sales.
cough.
Authorized sales of card burial flower series and the like are profitable based on cycles. You have to wait for the leeks to grow before cutting them...right?
Therefore, the association's main income recently comes from ticket sales.
As a newly promoted 8a-level scenic spot relic, the current revenue is good.
certainly.
It can only be the.
Lu Ming originally planned to launch some activities such as "undersea diving" and "treasure hunting in the sea", but unfortunately, everyone's enthusiasm was not high and he had to give up.
finally.
You can only earn ticket money.
Fortunately, there is no need to manage this place, just one Miss Tian is enough.
However, what made Lu Ming curious was that Miss Tian went to the sea to patrol and supervise at first, but then she stopped going and just stood on the beach and watched.
"What's wrong?"
Lu Ming was curious.
"..."
Miss Tian looked depressed, "Master, have you been to the swimming pool?"
"..."
Lu Ming was silent.
for a long time.
He patted Miss Tian on the shoulder and said, "Thank you for your hard work."
Why.
What could he say?
The problem of some low-quality people who like to pee in water still cannot be changed...
I dare to pee in the swimming pool.
sea miles...
Um……
So be it.
→_→
"..."
Miss Tian burst into tears.
Although she can easily avoid and separate due to her strength and control over water, it is definitely not a comfortable experience visually.
therefore……
She was too lazy to care anymore.
Anyway, she could just wait and see that no one caused trouble.
Wow——
Wow——
Countless people are having fun at the beach.
Someone is looking for treasure.
Someone is playing.
I have a family with me and some have children.
"Come on, swim like this..."
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Dad, I don't like swimming!"
"Don't make trouble, we came all the way from the north just to let you learn the most authentic swimming techniques and get in touch with the most authentic sea water!!!"
"Wow, there is no sea in the north! The largest body of water I have seen since I was a child is the bathhouse. There is no need to practice swimming skills at all!"
"Fart! What can you do if you don't learn to swim? Let me tell you, Dad just got a piece of news a few days ago that an eight-star boss almost drowned because he didn't know the underwater skills. He is also working hard on his diving skills these days to learn how to swim.
Obtaining energy from sea water and the ability to breathe under the sea."
"Hey??? Real or fake??"
"Then there's still a day off! Come on, we have to train for a long time today, and we don't have time to go to the toilet. Dad will teach you the first trick, how to pee in the sea without being discovered..."
"???"
…
Miss Tian: "..."
Lu Ming: "..."
never mind.
Too lazy to care.
They don't go to the sea anyway.
"Why."
Miss Tian sighed, "This human nature has been like this since ancient times."
"Ancient?"
Lu Ming was curious.
"Yes."
Miss Tian nodded, "I once read an ancient fairy tale. A child with three heads and six arms urinated on the beach and got into a fight with the son of the Dragon King. Eventually, the world fell into disaster..."
Lu Ming:???
etc.
Isn’t this Nezha?
Are there similar plots in this era?
oh……
Similarities with minor differences are also normal.
But then again, is the plot actually like this?
"If that kid had been more hygienic, this wouldn't be the case."
Miss Tian sighed.
Lu Ming:→_→
fine.
The plot he saw was not like this.
"The plot I saw is not like this."
Xiao Xiaojian deeply agreed.
"..."
Lu Ming glanced at it and said, "You also know this?"
"certainly."
Xiao Xiaojian said proudly, "I helped you sort out the memory data when you were sorting it out. There was also information about Nezha. I even glanced at it, and they didn't start a fight."
"???"
Lu Ming was in a daze, why didn't he remember this?
"Maybe you scanned it online and turned it off."
Xiao Xiaojian proudly said, "The memory of you humans is just like this, it's fuzzy and indistinct. It's incomparable to spirits with high memory like me."
"I'll look through my memory..."
"found it."
"He walked to the beach, took out something, and said in a low and magnetic voice, contain..."
"Snapped!"
Lu Ming blasted this guy away instantly!
Ganli Niang.
I will be harmed by you sooner or later!
Take your sister in your arms!
He knew that this guy didn't have anything good to say.
"I……"
Little sword, "???"
"Shut up!"
Lu Ming's face darkened.
"That's what it says in the article..."
Xiao Xiaojian felt aggrieved.
You have seen them all!
Why are you hitting me?
"fart!"
Lu Ming was furious.
When did I ever read Nezha Ao Bing’s cp article? He’s an old man, there’s no way he’s going to read this, okay?!
Again? Not a fujoshi!
"But I just read it..."
Xiao Xiaojian felt aggrieved.
"..."
Lu Ming frowned, "Really."
"Really."
Xiao Xiaojian is very sure.
"..."
Lu Ming was silent. Could it be that he accidentally turned to the wrong page? Because it was too eye-catching, so he remembered it in his mind? It is also possible...
after all.
These days, web pages are full of spam ads.
No!
impossible!
As a serious person!
His inappropriate stuff is all in folders such as ‘Learning Materials’, ‘Japanese Tutorials’, ‘Scene Construction’, etc. It’s impossible to release them separately!
Say it again.
Forget it if you don’t remember that time.
A few days ago, he went through it all in order to sort it out to attack the mysterious boss. He has a very deep memory for this special content!
Xiao Xiaojian must be framing him!
"I really didn't!"
Xiao Xiaojian was not convinced, "This is what you have seen!"
"???"
Lu Ming was confused, he had really seen it.
"What's behind?"
he asked subconsciously.
Xiao Xiaojian took another look, and then continued to read, "He walked to the beach, took out something, and said in a low and magnetic voice, the salt content is different from the normal level. It may be a scam. After that,
, he took the test stick back again..."
Lu Ming:→_→
oh.
This...
I remembered.
This seems to be an interesting comment on someone with an average annual salary of one million, "What would happen if Nezha and Ao Bing were born in modern times"...
wipe.
He didn't even remember it.
"You have seen it yourself, but you have forgotten it!"
Xiao Xiaojian saw that Lu Ming had remembered, and immediately felt confident.
"cough."
Lu Ming coughed, "Everyone has different memories of articles. I may not be able to remember your way of cutting in the middle..."
"Then where is your memory point?"
Xiao Xiaojian pouted.
"The beginning."
"I can memorize it all."
Lu Ming said subconsciously, "Thank you for the invitation. I'm at Qiantang Pass and just got off the Hot Wheels..."
Xiaoxiaojian:???
It subconsciously turned over the article.
Mist grass.
This sentence actually exists!
Fine.
It seems that Lu Ming didn't fool it either...
but.
anyway.
"Then why did you interrupt me in the first place?"
Xiao Xiaojian was suspicious.
Aren't normal people supposed to listen before speaking?
"..."
Lu Ming:→_→
cough.
Lu Ming coughed and said, "Hey, there was a misunderstanding. Don't be so cautious. Come on, let's watch the sea with Miss Tian. There are people evading fares over there..."
Xiaoxiaojian:(▼ヘ▼#)
…
for a long time.
The fare evader was caught.
I heard that in order to evade fares, this guy chose to go to the North Sea first, and then swim all the way to the East China Sea...
→_→
The cow batch is done.
but.
Lu Ming was not worried about this. He looked at the bustling crowd and the rising ticket sales, and suddenly looked towards the deepest part of the sea...
There.
Are there really no enemies left?
"It's definitely gone!"
Xiao Xiaojian is very sure.
The disaster management team has completed the investigation!
Everyone is sure there are no ferocious beasts!
What do you worry about?
"I'm a little worried after all."
Lu Ming sighed.
"Do not worry."
Xiao Xiaojian curled his lips, "What do you think this is? These are meteorites! Big meteorites one after another! They came down with flames and a terrifying impact!"
"besides……"
"That flame tainted with the power of space!"
"The entire sea area was evaporated, and not a drop of water was left! The subsequent sea water was all returned from other sea areas and rained down..."
"The entire East China Sea is still filling up."
"Look."
"Although the sea level has recovered, the gaps in these meteorites...even big fish will be suffocated to death. There is nothing to worry about."
Xiao Xiaojian sneered.
"Too."
Lu Ming nodded slightly.
That day.
The scene of the meteorite falling from the sky is still in my mind.
The blazing temperature, the burning sea...
Think about it.
If you boil the water in the fish tank dry, fill it with stones, and keep it at a boiling temperature, even if there are fish alive...
It was not scalded to death by ultra-high temperature water.
It was not killed by a meteorite falling from the sky.
It was not killed by the leviathan in the chaos.
It was not squeezed to death in the cracks of the meteorite.
finally.
It survived.
He also managed to escape to the sea and onto rocks under the suppression of countless meteorites. At this time, combined with the burning East China Sea, do you know what this is called?
This is called - charcoal grilled seabass.
→_→
…
so.
In general, all sea beasts are dead.
If there really is...
now.
He should be living somewhere under the suppression of countless huge rocks, right?
If so...
There is nothing to worry about.
Unless these stones disappear, there is no chance that they will come out! The meteorites in the entire East China Sea are much larger than the Wuzhi Mountain that suppressed Brother Monkey...
in this way.
Lu Ming was relieved.
…
certainly.
It seems that the money just for the tickets is not enough.
takeout?
It was not easy for the disciples to make money, and Lu Ming was embarrassed to take a commission.
Most of these specially developed businesses make money for the disciples of the Sword Card Master Association, and the association itself cannot make much money.
Say it again.
Make a card...
Although the association can make money by making cards, there are not many disciples who are willing to make cards.
Except for the special situation of unconditional supply last time, under normal circumstances, even if the Sword Card Master Association issues a card-making task, no one is willing to make money by making cards!
What a waste of time!
Isn’t it fun to research new card-making technologies?
Once you research it, you can redeem your points and promote it throughout the association, making a lot of money.
Isn’t it delicious to deliver food?
The money comes in very quickly, so you don’t have to worry.
For the disciples of the Sword Card Master Association, all the money-making techniques that everyone likes can be completed by Ka Ling himself, such as card making...
cough.
If you make cards, you will delay your cultivation!
Do you think it's annoying?
If you have precious time one day, would you choose to make a card, or choose to practice by yourself and deliver the food with the original card? It is everyone's choice.
therefore……
That's all.
→_→
The entire Sword Card Master Association has this same ethos.
Only when it comes to improvement and cultivation, they will make cards.
after all.
This is the foundation of being a swordsman.
This is a career.
This is work.
Other things...
Stand aside.
therefore.
Lu Ming had no choice but to cancel the 'card production profit' aspect from the plan...
However.
What he didn't expect was that at this moment, good news came from Xiaobai.