According to Brother Cat's wishes, he released a new creature that merged the spirit body of the octopus ball and Zero's aura...whatever it was called.
certainly.
Our octopus ball also understands his situation.
0 died, it is now 0.
If the enemy...
ah.
What did the enemy call him?
0's partner, Master Mao later told Lu Ming, was most likely a guy named 1. If he was discovered by 1, he would definitely die.
It may become Φ.
It might also become?.
More likely to become 1.
It may also become ⊙.
Too dangerous!
These days, after Master Cat's training, it already knows how to become a qualified ideology, and it also has a sense of crisis.
Um……
It knows very well that hiding in the deep sea is its only way to survive!
then.
The octopus ball floated away and entered a new country.
…
And at this moment.
Eternal kingdom.
Yi, who was preparing to carry out his mission, looked at the alarm of the communication device with some surprise - the aura of zero appeared in the deep sea kingdom.
one:???
deep……
deep sea?!
How does Zero get back there?!
To know.
There is considerable disharmony among the major countries.
Because of different cultivation systems, different ideologies, and different civilizations, except for some exchange competitions and basic transactions, few people go to other countries!
Not to mention Zero who is still performing special missions!!!
Think about the disappearance of zero...
"problem occurs!"
This was Yi's first reaction.
Deep sea country...
Who gave them the courage?!
People who dare to intercept us?!
then.
He took the initiative to apply: "Help me contact people in the deep sea country."
"..."
The staff responsible for external communication was silent for a long time, "What's the matter?"
"Zero is in the deep sea kingdom."
One said.
"oh."
The staff thought for a while and said, "How about a fight? The Deep Sea Kingdom has been a bit dishonest recently. Let's go to war."
one:???
God beat me!
He was just looking for someone!
Under normal circumstances, shouldn't we negotiate with them first?
"Why."
The staff member sighed, "You kid, you are still young. Let me tell you, I am willing to help you contact all other countries, except this deep sea. You don't know, the diplomatic department of the deep sea country is just a beach..."
"???"
One brow furrowed.
It’s so hard to do something!
decay!
never mind.
It's better to contact yourself.
then.
He found the contact information and took the initiative to contact the people in the Deep Sea Country. Only then did he finally know what the staff called a beach...
He sent a "hello" and received a reply of 10,000 words.
The content starts with 'Hello', and in the middle, it is analyzed from 'Yi''s phone call that 'Yi''s identity belongs to the Eternal Kingdom, and then talks about the grudges and disputes between the Eternal Kingdom and the Deep Sea Kingdom, a total of 9996 words.
Just when I was almost crying, I finally ended it with 'Which one'.
one:???
Ganli Niang!
You leave it here to write!
Wouldn’t it be over just by saying ‘Hello, who’s there’?!
never mind.
Hold it back.
Hold it back.
Taking a deep breath, "A friend of mine may be in your deep sea country. Can you help me contact him?"
for a long time.
The other person replied.
The other party started from the fact that people from the eternal kingdom cannot be in the deep sea, discussed the border issues of the deep sea kingdom, discussed that the relationship between the two kingdoms is not harmonious, and discussed how one knew it, and finally even suspected that you had planted it.
Spies and the like.
A total of 85,000 words.
certainly.
The final summary is only two words - can't.
"..."
I felt like my veins were exposed, and my murderous intention arose.
He knows that the Deep Sea Country is very watery. He has heard that the Deep Sea Country has a very watery fighting style, a very watery place to live, and the girls are also very watery, but he has never heard that the communication in this country is also so watery...
certainly.
As a practitioner in a civilized country, Yi still tries to communicate.
then.
He communicated with the people of the Deep Sea Kingdom for a long time again and again, and the murderous intention continued to condense in his heart...
finally.
Angrily, he directly applied for the National War.
What to communicate?
Negotiate for what?
Just do it and it’s done!!!
perhaps.
It's time to teach them some lessons.
certainly.
Before he left, he could clearly feel the "Hey, young man, now you know what social whipping is" look in the staff's eyes...
What could he say?
Dry!
…
And at this moment.
Deep sea country.
The spies they stayed in the Eternal Kingdom secretly sent back an inside message: The Eternal Kingdom is suspected of being about to take action against them...
Wow——
The big bosses of the deep sea country were immediately furious.
"Sanctions?"
"Who gave them the courage!"
"That's too much!"
"Hmph, they have been dominating the Eternal Kingdom for a long time, do they really think they are the boss? You know, even the foundation of their Eternal Kingdom was stolen from us!"
"Isn't it?"
The bosses were very angry.
Years of oppression made them decide that they could no longer tolerate it!
This time.
Be sure to give them a good look.
then.
The boss shouted loudly, "Kill back!"
"Kill back!"
The people of the Deep Sea Kingdom echoed.
The morale is like a rainbow.
Boss: "We have tolerated them for a long time!"
"For a long time!"
The people agreed.
Boss: "Duma belongs to our deep sea!"
"From the deep sea!"
The people agreed.
Boss: "Fight for the Duma!"
"Fight with horses!"
The people agreed.
then.
The deep sea country has entered the highest alert state.
…
And at this moment.
Tiandu City.
Sword Card Masters Association.
Lu Ming has returned.
He has already implemented Sister Cat's plan. As for the result, Lu Ming knows it without even thinking about it. It is estimated that these two countries will be at odds for a long time...
What could he say?
Now, he can only marvel at Sister Cat's IQ...
That’s it!
You see, if there is no conflict, you can create conflicts. Just sow discord. It seems that Sister Mao is also a big boss who has mastered the tactical style.
If it is possible……
If you can really communicate with Sister Cat in depth, you will definitely learn a lot.
pity.
at the moment.
Sister Cat was over-consumed and fell into a deep sleep.
"Thank you."
Lu Ming felt warm in his heart.
he knows.
Even though Sister Cat looks irritable, she is really doing it for his safety.
Such kindness...
How about this.
If Sister Cat turns into a good-looking person in the future, he will give her body to repay her kindness to him!
Um……
If ugly...
That’s okay too.
Is he that kind of ruthless, white-eyed wolf? Of course not, he will remember Sister Cat's kindness and will work as a cow or a horse in the next life to repay this great kindness.
Um……
Nothing wrong.
Careful thinking and rigorous logic.
Lu Ming was very satisfied.
And this time.
Xiao Xiaojian, who had been blasted out for a long time, came back. He looked at Lu Ming, who had a satisfied expression on his face, and then at Sister Cat, who had fallen asleep from exhaustion...
???
Xiao Xiaojian was astonished.
grass!
Just for a moment...
it turns out……
it turns out……
"Lu Ming."
Xiao Xiaojian looked solemn, "I admit that you are a strong man."
Lu Ming: "..."
???
What did you admit?
Ganli Niang.
It means that Sister Cat is asleep, otherwise I will kill you.
However.
at this time.
boom!
A dark shadow flashed before his eyes.
Before Lu Ming and Xiao Xiaojian could react, they were blown away on the spot...
This is……
Lu Ming glanced subconsciously.
oh.
day.
Forgot this.
As we all know: a cat's tail and a cat's body are two completely different creatures... Although Sister Cat is asleep, this tail...
cough.
…
moment.
Lu Ming returned to reality.
There is nothing to worry about for the time being.
The battle between the two countries, whether it is a simple verbal exchange, practicing verbal skills, or literary exchanges and mutual condemnation, will take a long time.
fighting?
Unless there is a huge difference in national power, otherwise...
It also takes a long time to fight.
What's more, the person who took action this time was Sister Cat, the former boss of the Eternal Kingdom. Sister Cat knew the structure, mechanism of the Eternal Kingdom, and even the Deep Sea Kingdom very well.
so.
Lu Ming gained a very valuable buffer period!
Before the discovery of 'Octopus Zero', before the compromise of the deep sea kingdom, it was impossible for Yi to discover that Zero had been destroyed by the Sword Card Master Association...
very good.
So.
This precious buffer period is Lu Ming's best opportunity to strengthen!
breakthrough!
Step into Seven Stars!
In the end, relying on his excellent talent now, he reached the Nine Stars!
Um……
Nothing wrong!
Lu Ming quickly thought of a plan in his mind.
then.
Lu Ming got up and went to the office. He was shocked to find that his office had become empty again...even the desk was gone...
"A burglar?"
Lu Ming was shocked.
then.
He fished it out at the door and caught an old acquaintance.
"Ye Liangfei."
Lu Ming looked solemn, "Did you see anyone entering my office?"
???
Ye Liangfei was confused.
This question is asked...
Don’t people come into your office every day?
Li Haoran, Rainbow Boy...
ah.
etc.
Ye Liangfei was shocked. If it was just an ordinary question, the president would definitely not ask it like this. How could he not know who was entering his own office?
But since the president asked...
So……
Ye Liangfei thought about the people who had recently entered the office - Zhou Yun, Miss Tian, Miss Yan, Xiao Bai...
hiss--
Ye Liangfei was shocked.
Could it be that……
then.
Ye Liangfei said in a deep voice, "Don't worry, President, I didn't see anything."
Lu Ming:???
Ganli Niang!
Do you look like you didn't see anything?
besides……
Why are you so relieved? Why are you so relieved? What's the matter with your inexplicable tragedy?! It's like someone wants to keep a secret from you!
Then.
Ye Liangfei withdrew.
Lu Ming was stunned and didn't know what happened.
This kid...
what's going on?
Fortunately.
At this time, Li Haoran came over.
After Lu Ming asked, he found out that the reason why his office became empty was the same as last time... The association had no money again...
Lu Ming:→_→
again……
Lost again?
"Yes."
Li Haoran was also helpless.
A few days ago, the Sword Card Master Association's product launch event was very expensive.
The appearance of zero...
The building destroyed when Lu Dan violently beat Zero...
What can you do?
After all, it is to help the Sword Card Master Association fight!
You can't blame Mr. Lu Dan, can you? Hey, these destroyed equipment and walls cost a lot of money. Of course, this is considered good.
The more serious thing is that there is a hole.
It hit the basement directly from upstairs, forming a hole the size of a CD...
Why.
It cost a lot of money to repair!
certainly.
These are damage losses, and a large amount of money was spent on the products that the masters took with them before leaving.
"etc."
Lu Ming came back to his senses, "What do you mean you brought it with you before leaving?"
"As you said before, each grandmaster will receive one for free."
Li Haoran whispered.
"???"
Lu Ming was confused.
He indeed said this, as long as the masters take the initiative to register their information at the front desk, register their information and scan the QR code to receive any product!
However, what Lu Ming really didn't expect was...
"Is there really someone to take it?"
Lu Ming whispered bb.
cough.
As we all know, most people care about face...
The higher you set the threshold for receiving, the more complicated it will be. For face-loving bosses, they really won’t bother to receive your gifts.
so.
Lu Ming added a bunch of restrictions.
Think about it.
There are so many masters, so many big guys, so many seniors, do you really have the nerve to register, scan the QR code, and receive gifts in front of everyone?!!
result……
Someone actually went there!
It’s all finished!!
The grandmasters are thicker-skinned than expected!
"The director of education and the director of the operations department received it first, and then everyone received it."
Li Haoran sighed.
"..."
Lu Ming rolled his eyes.
No wonder...
Dean of Education...
sigh.
Lu Ming coughed and said what the dean said, hey, he is an elder of the First College after all. Lu Ming thought for a while and decided not to embarrass the old man.
after all.
The dean’s Mediterranean hairstyle also needs nourishment…
Well……
If it really grows out.
The publicity effect of their ‘Overlord Oil’ Duang! Long Hair is also explosive!
Um……
Nothing wrong.
Then, there is the minister of the First College...
Um……
Lu Ming took out the token he had given to him and suddenly had an idea, "Haoran, you said if I throw it into the red light district and summon..."
"hiss--"
Li Haoran quickly stopped the master.
What a joke.
That's the chief of operations!
The money is gone.
You can make more money.
If this offends even this person, they will be in trouble.
"no."
"It really doesn't work."
Li Haoran is very sure.
"All right."
Lu Ming put it away with some regret.
but.
Speaking of the fact that tokens can be transmitted...
"Do you think this is what the chief of operations department usually does?"
Lu Ming was curious.
Li Haoran:???
Master.
If the minister finds out what you said, he won't be able to spare you...
→_→
…
for a long time.
Lu Ming calmed down.
The words are spoken by oneself, and the things are taken as soon as they are received.
When facing Zero, Lu Ming had already made plans to use the entire Sword Card Master Association to fight against Zero. The current loss... can only be considered a trivial matter.
You are poor as long as you are poor, but you have never been poor!
under……
Just make more money and that’s it!
Um……
In terms of combat, the Sword Card Masters Association can only develop slowly, but in making money, he has never failed anyone!
"Hey, I forgot this!"
Lu Ming suddenly said in annoyance.
"What's wrong?"
Li Haoran became nervous.
"Zero!"
Lu Ming sighed, "That's nine stars! Donkey-fighting live broadcast! Tens of millions of live broadcasts! Super high-end popularity! I should have accepted an advertising endorsement at that time!"
Lu Ming regretted it.
Why.
Too anxious.
Next time when that 1 or someone comes, be sure to remember to accept the endorsement in advance. If you fail, forget it. If you win, it’s all money!
???
Li Haoran was in a trance.
It's over.
Master is obsessed with money...
…
The next day.
All day long, Lu Ming was thinking about money.
pity.
Nothing was found.
Most of the ways to make money have been used.
cough.
Now the association is in debt...the holes in the wall have not been repaired...
I don’t know how the battle was fought at that time, but it was able to make a hole in the wall of his room. Do you think this is ridiculous? Especially when there are people next door...
now.
Lu Ming subconsciously looked at the entrance of the cave.
There.
Miss Tian looked like a beauty who had just awakened.
Very tempting.
She raised her head, just in time to look at Lu Ming, and then smiled sweetly. Time seemed to freeze at this moment, and Miss Tian's heart skipped a beat.
then.
She came with small steps, her long yellow dress, her fluffy hair, so...
"Get out!"
Lu Ming shivered with fright.
For some reason, when he saw this light yellow dress, he felt a magic voice suddenly appear in his mind...
"oh."
Miss Tian turned around beautifully.
cough.
The dedication plan failed for the 98th time.
→_→
"Straighten your hair for me!"
Lu Ming wiped his sweat.
It’s not like he’s a trainee, why should he have his hair made fluffy?
"OK."
Miss Tian was shy, "President, what do you want to see? I have a temple uniform, a college uniform, of course, if you like it..."
Miss Tian winked, "I can also prepare the vice president's uniform."
Lu Ming:???
Vice president?
Li Haoran?
"Get out!"
Lu Ming's face darkened.
"oh."
Miss Tian is really gone.
"..."
Lu Ming walked out the door expressionlessly.
door.
Ye Liangfei just passed by.
"..."
"Don't worry, I don't know anything."
Ye Liangfei looked solemn.
Lu Ming: "..."
for a long time.
He moved bricks from outside and manually plastered the wall next door.
very good.
World peace...
pity.
Because his cultivation is too strong now, does the wall he manually pastes have the kind of energy shielding effect made by a real master architect? Lu Ming can still hear the sound of bathing...
→_→
never mind.
Lu Ming sighed deeply.
It seems that no one can live here for the time being.
then.
Lu Ming thought for a long time and was forced to live in Xiaobai's room...