Chapter 712 What to do with the child's kryptonite?
Tiandu City.
Sword Card Masters Association.
Lu Ming is now firmly in the realm of a one-star cultivator.
Um……
It's really one star.
Everything from breath to energy quality is one star.
"..."
Lu Ming was a little dazed.
Based on his understanding of the world's cultivation system, this is impossible in any case. Even if it is a disguise, it cannot be so complete, right?
"..."
Opposite Wu Hongfei was also a little dazed.
He now seriously doubted that he might not survive tonight...
then.
He poked Lu Ming's waist.
"that."
"Lu Ming."
"What are you going to do?"
Wu Hongfei was very timid, "I'm so worried about you doing this... How about you beat me up? You can chop me up... You can stab me if you want..."
???
Lu Ming's face darkened, "Who? I want to stab you!"
"fine."
He shook his head, calmed down, and glanced at Wu Hongfei, "How about you try again?"
hiss--
Wu Hongfei's legs went weak.
What a joke!
After several consecutive breakthroughs, Lu Ming fell from the limit of six stars to one star. If he did it again, if he returned to 0 stars, the energy core would directly escape...
Who can withstand this?
If so...
Wu Hongfei's face turned green just thinking about it.
He might be killed alive by the sword masters.
"Give me a way to survive!"
He almost knelt down to Lu Ming.
"Women's mouth."
Lu Ming sighed.
Too.
Although his own strength has not changed, if he really reaches 0 stars and his energy core collapses, he may be really in trouble. He really doesn't dare to mess around now.
at the moment.
Let's study what happened.
"fine."
"You go back."
Lu Ming waved his hand.
"..."
Wu Hongfei was very worried, "Are you really okay?"
"fine."
"But you don't look good..."
"..."
Lu Ming's face darkened.
I am annoyed by you!
then.
He took a deep breath and smiled slightly, "I don't blame you, I'm fine."
"..."
Wu Hongfei cried.
This expression looks even scarier, isn't it?
He didn't dare to let him go back directly like this. After all, he knew how much trouble he had caused. Therefore, after thinking for a long time, Wu Hongfei finally decided to stay here for the time being.
"what ever."
Lu Ming rolled his eyes.
"Is it really okay?"
Wu Hongfei was cautious.
"fine."
"How about I stay with you tonight..."
"roll!!!"
"oh."
Wu Hongfei rolled away as fast as he could.
…
for a long time.
He found a room with Zhou Yun and temporarily stayed at Sword Card Master.
He also felt that Lu Ming's star reduction was very strange. Logically speaking, it shouldn't have happened. Could it be that Lu Ming was strong and he was not strong enough, which caused the opposite effect...
besides.
If you really have this ability, you must dig it out. This will be the super artifact that will kill Jiuxing in the future!
pity.
He tried to use it on others -
Most people either break through or don’t react, in the opposite direction...
Never seen.
"strangeness."
Wu Hongfei murmured, "How on earth can you tap into your potential?"
Could it be...
Is it because of my own talent?
Well……
Witchcraft, wish-making power...
Wu Hongfei pondered for a moment and suddenly saw the nearby Black, Green and Blue Kindergarten. His eyes suddenly lit up and he quietly touched it. After giving the kindergarten principal a few thousand yuan, Wu Hongfei successfully obtained the position of substitute teacher and touched it.
Go in and teach the children.
"Come on, kids."
"Everyone make heart gestures with me."
"Slogans keep up."
"Xiao Yansi...ah, that's wrong. We made a wish for you with our pure hearts."
"Come on, continue."
"Child at the third table, your gesture is wrong."
"Children at the fourth table, don't lift up the skirts of your female classmates, and recite the slogan carefully... Why is he a boy? If he is a boy, you can lift up his skirt?"
"Children at table five should not eat snot..."
"..."
Teaching children is painful.
At the end of the whole day, the children learned this set of postures and slogans at least seven to eight times.
"well……"
Wu Hongfei had a headache.
It seemed like a very simple thing, but he didn't know how long it took to train the child before he made the child obediently make gestures and obey...
Why.
I don’t know how those celebrity practitioners do it...
So envious.
fine.
continue.
He still didn't believe it.
At the end of the day, can't you make these children make wishes neatly?
then.
Wu Hongfei continued to start his own wish-making business.
…
And at this time.
Sword Card Masters Association.
Lu Ming just returned to the room.
"Master~"
"Um."
"Is your room broken again?"
"yes."
Lu Ming lamented, "The wall Li Haoran built last time was too shoddy..."
"Yes, it is."
Xiaobai blinked and smiled secretly, "Li Haoran must have done nothing good! I will urge him later."
"cough."
Lu Ming coughed.
Seeing that the night was getting darker, I was too lazy to do anything, so I just stayed by the bed to help Xiaobai study some problems encountered in the experiment.
pity.
Only a moment passed.
Lu Ming's wristband communicator suddenly vibrated.
"who?"
Lu Ming clicked on it.
opposite.
A familiar voice came - "Hello, is this Comrade Lu Ming?"
"Comrade..."
Lu Ming's breath suddenly condensed.
"Why."
Lu Ming sighed deeply, "Tell me, who was caught again this time?"
"..."
The person opposite was also a little confused, "You are a regular customer!"
"More than that."
Lu Ming rolled his eyes, "I still have your VIP who is trying to get people. Why, you don't recognize me?"
"..."
There was a long silence on the other side, "I...I'm new here."
He got it.
It seems that this person may be more familiar with law enforcement agencies than himself...
"He's new here."
Lu Ming expressed his understanding.
after all.
Jobs like making phone calls are usually given to newcomers.
"who is it?"
Lu Ming asked calmly.
"Is such that."
The person opposite cleared his throat and said, "Your friend Wu Hongfei is here with us. If you have time, please come and get him..."
???
Lu Ming was a little confused.
Wu Hongfei?
etc.
How did this thing get in?!
"He also went whoring?"
Lu Ming was amazed.
With his current status, what does Lao Wu want?
Actually...
Going to play this too?
"That's not true."
The person on the other side said seriously, "Comrade Wu Hongfei's matter is much more serious than this. He was captured on the spot by our Tiandu City anti-cult agency..."
"???"
Lu Ming was confused.
opposite……
Anti-cult?!
Ganli Niang!
How did you get in touch with this?!
then.
Lu Ming went to the law enforcement agency in person, found Wu Hongfei in person, and then...
Silence fell.
Especially when he knew that Wu Hongfei took a whole kindergarten group of children to make those gestures and slogans, he was really scared...
It’s really a cult scene!!
These days, even cultivation requires the completion of the most basic basic education to ensure mental maturity. If you dare to trick children into doing this, you are simply asking for death!!!
Any parents of these children who are awesome will kill you...
"What are you thinking about?"
Lu Ming sighed.
"without."
Wu Hongfei was a little embarrassed, "I just want the children to help me consolidate the power of making a wish. It won't hurt the children at all. I just didn't expect that one of the children's parents is an anti-cult organization..."
"..."
Lu Ming's face darkened.
You? You're not a shrimp monster. Why are you doing this to these moths?
"And you got caught?"
"Well... I don't have the nerve to resist..."
"..."
Lu Ming sighed.
What could he say?
for a long time.
He paid the fine and took Lao Wu back.
fine.
The director of the Operations Department was not here, and no one recognized him even though he was wearing a mask, otherwise it would be so embarrassing...
…
Return to the association.
The night is already dark.
After Wu Hongfei was settled, Lu Ming also went to bed early.
"noob?"
"Hum."
Xiaobai rubbed his eyes drowsily.
"Go to sleep."
Lu Ming is funny.
"Hum."
Xiaobai hugged Lu Ming, nuzzled him, and fell into a deep sleep.
"This girl..."
Lu Ming glanced quietly.
Tsk.
The great cause of adulthood is still a long way to go...
Although the speed of time in Xiaobai's body is obviously faster than before, it is not easy to make up for the lost years...
therefore.
Lu Ming could only...continue to be alone.
fine.
As a former magician, he has long been accustomed to such a life...
perhaps.
It's not just him.
Most people in the previous life were like him, watching, playing games, practicing magic... What kind of girlfriend do you want? Is the hard drive not big enough or the Internet speed not fast enough?
Think about it.
Lu Ming also fell into a deep sleep.
…
now.
In the sea of consciousness.
The black cat raised his head, glanced at them, and smiled like an aunt.
Why?
Xiao Xiaojian, who was in the sea of consciousness, looked at Brother Cat's smile in surprise, and also looked outside curiously. It was nothing... He didn't take off his clothes either...
strangeness.
Brother Cat’s wretched smile...
Snapped!
A dark shadow flashed past.
The little sword instantly flew out and hung on the wall.
Xiaoxiaojian:→_→
oh.
day.
Forgot this.
…
The next day.
early morning.
Lu Ming got up and felt refreshed.
When he opened his eyes, the little white girl was still sleeping in his arms, humming.
"Ah."
Lu Ming was pleased.
Such a small day is also very beautiful, isn't it?
certainly.
It was a little painful when I got up from Xiaobai, and I almost got stuck...
fine.
cough.
After breakfast, which made Lu Ming feel a little strange, Xiao Mingsheng and Xiao Yousheng were mysterious and sneaked into the room after eating early.
Huh?
These two children...
Lu Ming suddenly became alert.
Considering that today's children grow up very quickly, are very powerful at a young age, and lack knowledge, Lu Ming must pay enough attention to it.
then.
He quietly arrived at Xiao Mingsheng's room.
oh……
fine.
Playing mobile games.
"What are you afraid of?"
Xiao Xiaojian gloated.
"..."
Lu Ming pondered for a moment, "Licking the toilet?"
Xiao Xiaojian:??
What is this?
…
The two children were playing mobile games, and Lu Ming felt relieved.
only.
What he didn't expect was that just as he was about to leave, he heard some words again, "Should we top up money..."
"Not so good."
"It's okay! Dad also recharged money before!"
"real or fake?"
"certainly."
Xiao Yousheng was very sure, "I heard my father humming a song that day. Why am I still the same boy who paid for money? Nothing has changed~"
"oh."
Xiao Mingsheng understood, "How much do you charge?"
"Ten thousand, maybe."
"???Where did you get the money?"
"The one named Wu Hongfei..."
"???Why did he give it to you?"
"I don't know either."
Xiao Yousheng was also very distressed, "He just said that if my father wants to beat him to death in the future, just let me beg for him..."
Xiao Mingsheng: "..."
"Are you going to rush or not?"
"rush!"
Xiao Mingsheng gritted his teeth, "I promised Xiao Hong in the next class that I would take her to complete the dungeon!"
"good."
Xiao Yousheng was very excited, "Go!"
then.
Xiao Mingsheng clicked on the recharge button.
The result...
it goes without saying.
Bang bang bang bang!
Lu Ming held down Xiao Mingsheng and unleashed crazy output.
"It hurts, it hurts."
Xiao Mingsheng cried.
"It hurts like hell!"
Lu Ming glared at him, "Will your body hurt?!"
"meeting."
Xiao Mingsheng felt aggrieved and said, "It just doesn't hurt that bad."
"Then you'll pay tens of thousands more?"
Lu Ming's face darkened.
"My sister asked me to..."
Xiao Mingsheng cried.
"..."
Lu Ming glanced at Xiao Yousheng.
Xiao Yousheng pinched the corners of her clothes and lowered her head.
"..."
Lu Ming suddenly felt soft-hearted and beat Xiao Mingsheng again.
Xiao Mingsheng:???
"As a man, it is not okay to betray your companions!"
Lu Ming said.
"..."
Xiao Mingsheng was immediately frustrated, "Yes."
for a long time.
After educating the two children, Lu Ming was finally done.
after all.
Sometimes I have to care about my children...
→_→
However, when it came to caring about the children, Lu Ming secretly called Xiao Mingsheng over.
"Mingsheng."
"Why?"
“Have you felt the call of nature lately?”
"?"
"It's the kind with a vast land and abundant resources..."
"?"
"Son, a man becomes independent when he is thirty, and a boy becomes independent when he is thirteen...are you independent?"
"?"
"Have you had any strange dreams recently?"
"?"
"Is it difficult to go to the toilet in the morning?"
"?"
Xiao Mingsheng was at a loss.
"It's over."
Lu Ming suddenly became worried. Is there anything wrong with this child?
Just now I was worried that Xiao Mingsheng would cause chaos, but as a result...
"What's wrong?"
Xiao Mingsheng blinked.
"fine."
Lu Ming sighed.
for a long time.
Xiao Mingsheng and Xiao Yousheng went to school, but Lu Ming was still deeply worried.
oh……
correct.
Find Senior Lin Yin.
Senior Chen Yin has a son, so he should have experience.
then.
He arrived at Chen Yin's room.
"ah."
"You said this."
Chen Yin smiled and said, "Don't worry about this. When the child is old, his physical health will be fine. As long as his nutrition keeps up, it will be fine."
"oh oh."
Lu Ming was relieved.
Daddy was scared to death...
so far so good.
"fine."
Chen Yin smiled happily, "If you are a first-time parent, you have this kind of worry, which means you still care about your children and are a good father."
Lu Ming: "~~~"
Now that the problem was solved, he was ready to leave.
However.
at this time.
Chen Yin's communication device suddenly rang.
not good!
Lu Ming's face changed slightly.
Could it be...
brush!
He subconsciously wanted to leave, but it was too late.
"Hello?"
Chen Yin clicked to connect.
"What are you busy with?"
"ah……"
"I'm fine."
"Hi, Lu Ming is going to talk to me about boys' physical health issues..."
"Nothing."
Chen Yin said casually.
"..."
Lu Ming burst into tears.
Ganli Niang!
He knew it!
Senior Chen Yin's tank drifts at any time...
this time.
She might really be killed by Chen Yin's husband...