After a day's rest, his energy has been fully restored.
"Haoran."
"exist."
"How is the Green Dragon adapting?"
"Good."
Li Haoran said solemnly, "I heard that he performed tricks for his disciples, and they all loved him very much."
"Juggle?"
"Yes, the kind that becomes bigger and smaller."
"..."
Lu Ming rolled his eyes.
never mind.
Let them be.
Lu Ming stretched and prepared to start working.
only.
When he opened the projects on the table, Lu Ming suddenly paused, because the latest project was the Dior department's application to cooperate with Green Dragon...
Lu Ming:???
"Did you read this?"
He looked at Li Haoran.
"Um."
Li Haoran nodded slightly.
?
Lu Ming was confused: "Why are they cooperating?!"
"Get bigger and smaller."
Li Haoran said seriously, "According to the Dior department, if they can figure out the secret of how the green dragon grows bigger and smaller, their profits can increase by more than ten thousand times."
Lu Ming: "..."
Then you are quite knowledgeable.
He originally didn't want to agree, but Lulu and the Dior department have already reached an agreement, so what's the point of him, the president, objecting?
then.
Lu Ming waved his hand and got it right.
…
that day.
The green dragon arrived at the Dior department.
It is full of expectations for this most wealthy department in the entire association.
However, I never expected that when I first entered, I saw some strange bottles and jars containing various different strips.
oh……
Some are like whips, some are like eels, some are like bananas, and some are like needles.
Very novel.
They were all soaked in various things with different flavors. The green dragon went up and took a sip. Well...it smelled like wine. These things were actually wine!
oh.
knew.
I heard that humans like to soak various things in drinks, such as lychees, various fruits, wolfberries, chrysanthemums, and everything else.
So there is a drink in it?
The green dragon opened one curiously and took a sip.
Um……
A strange smell.
"?"
Green Dragon thought about it for a moment, and found that it had a strange smell mixed with a floral fragrance.
oh……
Heather.
"Humans actually still enjoy such things."
The green dragon was amazed.
oh……
It understands.
This is the human legend - free drinks!!!
And at this time.
A man came hurriedly at the door, "Hello, Mr. Green Dragon, I am a staff member of the Dior department. I am responsible for taking you this time...Wucao, what are you doing?!"
"Wine tasting."
The green dragon took another sip.
Um……
Even weirder.
"The Dior department is truly a luxury department."
Green Dragon sighed, "Let's not talk about whether it tastes good or not, but this kind of boldness that dares to place all kinds of brewed wine at the door is something that only a few people can do!"
"Niubi!"
Green Dragon gave a thumbs up, "I remember in our country of Yunyi, only the imperial palace dares to drink for free."
"..."
The staff cried.
You call this free drinks?!
etc.
This guy really drank...
His face turned green.
real.
The bottle that was drank was sheep whip wine... Let’s not talk about whether the thing was expensive or not, how on earth was he supposed to explain this to these green dragon masters?!
"This doesn't taste good."
Green Dragon frowned, changed a bottle, and blew directly into the bottle.
"don't want!"
The expressions of the staff changed drastically.
pity.
It's too late.
Gudong!
Gudong!
Green Dragon took two sips and suddenly felt relaxed and happy, "This thing tastes good. For some reason, I still feel a familiar taste."
"..."
The staff were in panic.
That bottle...
"senior."
The staff gritted their teeth and leaned over, "These are xx brewed wine."
"...?"
The green dragon's body suddenly stiffened.
The pair of bottle-blowing gestures immediately stopped.
oh……
No wonder it smells fishy...
oh.
No wonder...
Green Dragon was suddenly excited. He didn't want to say whether he was embarrassed or not, because he suddenly remembered a big event. They called him over...
"I, won't I also get cut and go to the bar?"
The green dragon's expression changed greatly.
"of course not."
The staff member said, "Generally, mounts are castrated, and you don't have a dragon whip. Why do you need to... wait, do you have one?"
"..."
The green dragon has a foggy look on his face.
Should he answer yes... or no?!
…
And at this time.
President's Office.
Lu Ming is discussing the progress of the Deep Sea Kingdom with the bosses of the Nine-Star Alliance.
At this moment, with the entry of the major masters, some resource points that are not too large have been occupied by humans, and development is proceeding in an orderly manner.
Very smooth.
"Why?"
Lu Ming scratched his head, "No one comes to Yun Yi Kingdom?"
It's not scientific.
Fortunately, it was okay in the Eternal Kingdom. He asked two undercover agents to forge information, so he probably gave up directly. The same was true in the Yunyi Kingdom, where Lu Lu was directly abducted by him. Naturally, he had no map, so he gave up.
But the country of Haori...
Um……
Although Shuitiao had made peace with her, she still had the most basic map, so she still brought back a resource map near the palace.
so……
"They didn't come?"
"No."
"strangeness."
Lu Ming frowned.
That rascal……
What on earth are you thinking?!
then.
Lu Ming found a place and quietly contacted Shui Niao.
Yes.
connect.
In order to facilitate the communication between the two of them and to understand the news about his mother, Lu Ming gave the communicator with a special signal to Shui Niao.
His idea is simple.
Since there are signals in environments like the deep sea country...
Yunyi Kingdom should also have it, right?
Um……
Time to give it a try.
The water bird has been back for a long time, and he should have returned to his room successfully.
then.
Lu Ming sent a message, "Are you there?"
pity.
No news.
Half an hour later, just when Lu Ming thought he was completely cool, the communication device suddenly vibrated, and Shui Niao finally replied, "Here."
Done!
Lu Ming's eyes lit up, unexpectedly...
Success!
then.
He sent it excitedly, "How are you doing there?"
pity.
There is no news from the other side again.
Lu Ming:???
Is it inconvenient to chat because of identity issues?
It's not scientific...
for a long time.
Seeing that there was no news from the other party, Lu Ming sent another one, "Are you still there?" After a long, long time, the other party replied again - "Yes."
Lu Ming:???
etc.
He suddenly remembered that a long time ago, he had a friend who was in this state when he was chatting with a goddess he liked...
It would be more real if I went back to take a shower later.
Grass.
calm!
Be calm!
then.
Lu Ming took a deep breath, calmed down, and waited quietly. Then he discovered some problems and the message reply time was relatively stable.
Delay?
Lu Ming somewhat understood.
for a long time.
He started the test again. After countless tests, he finally understood that there would be a delay of tens of minutes in the communication between the two...
Well.
Still very unstable.
but.
We can still get in touch after all.
Lu Ming: "How are you doing there?"
Waterbird (tens of minutes later): "Pretty good."
"..."
Lu Ming sighed, reorganized his language, and sent it: "Where is your king? Why didn't you send anyone to the deep sea country?"
Water Bird (tens of minutes later): "He is busy with other things."
"..."
Lu Ming's face darkened.
This kind of chat can really make you angry.
girl.
Can we finish it all at once?
Fortunately, Shui Niao also realized the problem, so just two minutes later, another message came: "He found my communication device, so he is also using it. But you don't have to worry, my account is separate from his."
He doesn't know our news."
???
Lu Ming was confused.
The new king... is also using it?
"I told him that this was something he snatched back in the deep sea country. He discovered that the core of cross-border communication lies in the communication chip, so he took out the chip. We only need to connect to the wireless to access the Internet." Shui Niao is very serious.
Replied to Lu Ming.
Lu Ming: "..."
really.
Don’t underestimate the majestic Yunyi Kingdom!
Even if someone doesn't know how to develop something that my sister can develop, they can always use it, right?
but.
With such a poor signal and such a low speed, Lu Ming had nothing to worry about.
etc.
Lu Ming suddenly came to his senses, so what His Majesty the King is busy with is...
"He wanted to see the human world."
Water Bird (tens of minutes later), "So he registered a social account in your human world and has been reading the news and hot searches for the past two days."
Lu Ming:???
this……
Does this count as dereliction of duty?
For this king who has been in Yunyi Kingdom, this is the first time he has been exposed to an external Internet cafe.
Tsk.
fine.
The Internet in the human world is still quite clean, unlike previous lives.
→_→
Lu Ming still remembers how excited he was when he used scientific Internet magic to go online to the Internet, and all he saw was a screen full of hot news...
That's when.
Only then did he realize that the external community was full of rumors and garbage.
"its not right."
Xiao Xiaojian suddenly interrupted, "I remember that several tons of your resources are from external networks..."
"Talk!"
Lu Ming's face darkened.
Ganli Niang!
Is he the kind of person who climbs over the wall to see that kind of thing?!
of course not.
He went out mainly to look for study materials. Those with some benefits but no benefits were openly posted on social networking sites. What could he do?!
well.
Ever since he learned how to use magic to surf the Internet, his body has become weaker day by day...
"you say."
Xiao Xiaojian suddenly had an idea, "How about I slowly send your several tons of resources to His Majesty the King through the Internet, so that he can die in vain in the future?"
Lu Ming:???
are you crazy!
I am such a good king...
Say it again.
Does Yunyi Kingdom lack this?
No shortage.
He is only excited now because of curiosity...
Well.
It's similar to the so-called private visit of the emperor incognito. Because he has never left the palace, it just keeps it fresh and does not require too much interpretation.
"oh."
Xiao Xiaojian expressed understanding.
"Since it's the Internet..."
Lu Ming's mind moved slightly, "Contact the network department and monitor all his data. I must know his every move and every message he sends."
"Um."
Xiao Xiaojian said he understood.
for a long time.
They actually got the relevant information.
With Lu Ming's current status, it is easy to get things done.
only.
Looking at the information he got back, Lu Ming fell into deep thought, Our Majesty the King...
Online time: 48 hours.
Um……
Just registered.
Number of blog posts: 462.
Lu Ming:???
How excited and curious is this guy to be able to post more than 200 posts a day?!
certainly.
These are all fine.
What’s even more surprising is this person’s account nickname: Bunker Boy.
Lu Ming:→_→
"Your ID..."
He asked the waterfowl directly.
for a long time.
Shui Niao replied, "The communication chip has the best signal only when you are in the bunker, so adults call it bunker boy."
Lu Ming: "..."
very good.
He is an upright boy.
He took a look and saw that the records viewed by His Majesty the King were all about star cultivators. He could pick this or that.
oh……
I also paid attention to something like "minus 90 degrees in next year's college entrance examination".
???
Lu Ming's face darkened.
are you crazy!
Can you do something serious?
certainly.
When the browsing history was scrolled to the front, Lu Ming's eyes suddenly narrowed because the search records were all about him!
--search history--
Lu Ming.
Nice looking, Lu Ming.
President of the Sword Card Masters Association, Lu Ming.
Women's clothing, Lu Ming.
Lu Yan.
How to make your sister like you?
What is orthopedics?
What is Sister Love Control?
Is there hope for a sibling relationship?
——————
Lu Ming:???
What did this guy see?
In short, through this step-by-step search, he finally changed from being curious about Lu Ming, to how to become an orthopedic surgeon, and then discovered that something was wrong, and then turned into a sister-brother relationship...
Really are……
Lu Ming sighed.
He finally understood why His Majesty the King had no energy to explore the deep sea kingdom...
Isn’t it fun to surf the Internet?
This is my first time going to the Internet.
→_→
"I think this is a good thing."
Xiao Xiaojian said in a deep voice.
"How to say?"
Lu Ming narrowed his eyes.
"From his search records, we know that your mother is safe."
Xiao Xiaojian said truthfully, "We can also deliberately show him some wrong information so that he can make some wrong judgments in the future..."
"Well."
Lu Ming understood the tactics.
The king now thinks that he has obtained some kind of black technology and can spy on humans quietly.
pity.
he does not know.
Every move he makes is under surveillance, so...
"Who's coming?"
"Leave it to the Rainbow Youth League."
Xiao Xiaojian thought for a while, "They are good at this kind of thing. Young people are very good at surfing the Internet and trolling people, and they are very contagious."
"..."
Lu Ming frowned.
In theory, this is correct, but as for Rainbow Boy...
Lu Ming always felt that something was not quite right.
pity.
No one else in the association knows the Internet so well. Besides, with the Green Dragon here, I believe the overall progress will be much better.
then.
Lu Ming handed over this arduous task to them.
He believes.
With the guidance of these children, the king who is not too bad and may have a good heart may give up his invasion of the human world.
Um……
Nothing wrong.
However.
Only two days have passed.
Just when Lu Ming curiously opened the search data of His Majesty the King, he was immediately shocked, especially when he saw the search record at the top.